While the others outside the house were still trying to listen to the corner of the guard captain's house with complicated expressions, the strange guard captain inside the house was staring at the big beautiful mosquito flying on the roof with an obsessed look on his face, his four hands clasped in front of his chest.
Oh this damn beauty!
It was love at first sight!
When Wu Xiangwang followed the captain of the guard into the house, the weird captain of the guard had already thought of countless ways to tear this annoying human to pieces in his mind.
As a result, with just a blink of an eye, the annoying weak human being transformed into a strange beauty in their strange world!
The strange captain was stunned for a moment, then instantly became ecstatic. Looking at the beauty, he automatically imagined everything -
His beauty must be a hunter hiding among those stupid humans! She must be waiting to play with these humans and then eat them after leaving the Novice Village!
He understands, He understands everything!
Most of the beauties in the weird world have this common hobby.
And now it is finally his turn to be toyed with by a beauty!!
The strange captain's eyes sparkled with anticipation: "Beauty! When I first received your hay, I knew you were different from those weaklings!
You are indeed a strange treasure hidden among humans!
I shouldn't have yelled at you and threatened you just now. All four of my eyes are blind! It's also because your scent is too mixed and polluted!
But thankfully, you still gave me a chance to make amends. You are so gorgeous and dazzling! Your unique aura is dangerous and mysterious!
Ah, this is so exciting!
Beauty, please do something to me!
Whether it's attacking me with pain and pleasure or torturing me mentally, it's all fine!
Come on, hit me! Come on, attack me! ! "
As the weird captain spoke, he stretched out his four arms with all his strength, waiting with an obsessive look on his face.
This was too awful. Wu Xiangwang, who had transformed into a strange giant mosquito, couldn't stand this disgusting and beating-worthy energy, and chose to fulfill His wish with an expressionless face.
Wu Xiangwang swooped down and stepped hard on the weird captain's head, then used his ten nails to pierce the guard captain's neck, shoulders and four arms wherever he could.
"Now, do you still think I'm beautiful?"
The strange captain saw his four arms, which were almost swollen, twisting and scratching each other, and became even more excited and frantic:
"Beautiful! Ahhhh, it's itchy, painful, pleasurable, and beautiful!
Your sharp nails are so beautiful! They can easily pierce the neck of the weak! The strange patterns on your body are also beautiful, they can confuse the minds of the weak!
The Weird Captain said this while covering His three hearts with his four arms:
"Dangerous and beautiful, the more dangerous, the more beautiful! These nails and strange patterns are so beautiful that they blow my mind!!"
Wu Xiangwang stretched out his hand and looked at his overly long fingernails, his exposed legs, waist and abdomen, and the black and white patterns on his face. He twitched his face, feeling that he seemed to have grasped the aesthetic point of the weird captain.
This guy is obsessed with tattoos and long nails in this weird world!
But to be so controlled, there really must be something wrong with his brain, right?!
Forget it, don’t think about it. The more you think about it, the worse it gets.
It would only benefit him if the strange guard captain was bewitched and lost his mind. Now is the best time to complete the third task.
"Since you admire my beauty so much, how about I dance for you?"
The strange captain, holding three hearts in four hands, instantly widened his eyes and nodded repeatedly: "Of course! Of course!! This is the honor of my life!"
Wu Xiangwang pressed his eyebrows and looked away: "Then I will dance for you, what will you give me in return?"
The strange captain didn't hesitate: "I will give you whatever the beauty wants!"
"Fifty-one eggs?"
"Here! How can just eating eggs be enough? My beauty, go to my underground warehouse and pick out whatever food you want!"
"Fine clothes, a warm bedroll, and a sturdy cart?"
"Here! How can one set of clothes be enough?! I'm giving all three sets of gorgeous clothes I treasure to the beauty!"
Wu Xiangwang raised the corners of his mouth, and his smile looked even more mysterious against the backdrop of the black and white patterns on his cheeks and eyes:
"Since you're so thoughtful, you don't have to give me those ten energy copper coins. After all, you work so hard and probably don't make much money..."
The strange guard captain jumped up on the spot when he heard this: "Who said I don't have money?! I'm the guard captain of the novice village nine, how could I not have money?!"
"What's ten energy copper coins?! I'll give you my entire savings of a hundred copper coins!!"
The weird immortal man couldn't help but laugh again.
But after laughing, he felt complicated.
He really has a god-like appearance in any world.
But it will probably take him a long time to adapt to the terrible aesthetic here.
Then the strange and beautiful mosquito Wu Xiangwang began to dance.
Can he dance? Oh, of course.
He still knows how to dance ballroom dancing. After all, immortal men also have to attend some banquets.
But that's all there is to it.
Don't expect the handsome man to be able to dance in a group, that would be totally inconsistent with his character.
So the strange guard captain rubbed his hands and looked forward to seeing the dance -
Starting Position, Vajra Pounding Awl, Lazy Tie Clothes, Six Seals and Four Closures, Single Whip...
A set of 72 Tai Chi routines that is very consistent with the image of an immortal man.
Weird Captain: "Hiss!!"
It was indeed a dance of a beauty he had never seen before! Her movements seemed soft and slow, yet they held an inexplicable danger!
“Ahhhhh!!”
That’s how He likes it!
So, when the newcomers who were eavesdropping were once again frightened by the last roar of "Ah Ah Ah", the beautiful lady Wu followed the weird captain to his underground storage room.
Just when the newcomers who were eavesdropping found that there was no movement in the house for a long time and almost concluded that the man with top temperament and appearance had died tragically in the weird captain's house, the wooden door of the weird captain's house was suddenly opened.
Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun gritted their teeth and rushed forward, and suddenly collided with the weird captain who had just left the house!
"Which blind human bumped into me?!"
Oops! !
The other newcomers retreated in fear, but the unlucky Wu Xingyun and Shang Chong had already been caught by the captain of the guard.
"Woo, Brother Shang, we are going to die. It's a pity that Brother Wu died before me. My mother still can't go to the best nursing home in the end."
"Shut up, moldy! It's not time to die yet, come and fight to the death."
Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun were interrupted halfway through their conversation by a familiar and pleasant voice.
"Who died? I won't die even if you die. Besides, you won't die either."
Shang Chong and Wu Xingyun widened their eyes, as did the fifteen people who retreated to a distance.
"Oh my god, Brother Wu, you're not dead! That's great, Brother Wu! My mom's luxury nursing home is still here!"
Wu Xiangwang twitched the corner of his mouth, then freed his hand and patted the weird captain who was angry and wanted to kill someone at the door.
"Don't be so irritable, Zuogui. Although you are tall and attractive, your elegant manners are even more charming. Right?"
The originally irritable weird captain stiffened in an instant, and then quickly let go of the two humans who had bumped into him.
Afterwards, he used his four arms to adjust the guard uniform he was wearing, and then he looked at Wu Xiangwang with starry eyes and nodded in a pretentious manner:
"Yes, yes, yes! My beauty, you are so beautiful, everything you say is right!"
"For the sake of this beauty, I, the captain of the guard, will spare you this time. Get out of here now! Don't get in my way!"
Then the strange captain with a look of disgust turned to look at Wu Xiangwang with stars in his eyes:
"I'll be waiting for you at the village entrance tomorrow morning. It's so dangerous out there, please let me escort you so you can get used to the dangers of this world!
I'll also prepare the cart, eggs, clothes, and bedding and bring them to the village entrance tomorrow! Humans are cunning and insidious rubbish. It's not safe for you to carry those things by yourself, my beauty!"
Wu Xiangwang laughed when he heard this. "Okay, see you tomorrow morning then. You're so thoughtful."
So the weird guard captain went back to his room dancing with joy, leaving everyone who saw this scene stunned with a look of astonishment.
What did they just see?
Has that weird guard captain lost his mind?!
Before entering the house, he was still shouting and yelling for war, but after coming out, he turned into the ultimate bootlicker. What on earth did that newcomer do?!
The newcomers quickly gathered here, and then they heard Shang Chong ask the ultimate question in their hearts on their behalf:
"Holy crap, Master Wangwang! What the hell did you do in that room? Why is that weird captain suddenly so obedient to you? Did you suck all his brains out, or did you put a curse on him?"
Wu Xiangwang smiled his immortal smile and spoke very modestly:
"I didn't do anything. I just remembered at the critical moment that there was still a beauty mission. It was already the end, so I might as well give it a try instead of getting killed. Then I danced for Captain Weird, and His attitude changed."
"Really?! You did that beauty mission where you had to dance for Captain Weird? You just did one dance and Captain Weird became your bootlicker? What kind of dance was that?!"
Among the newcomers who quickly gathered around, there was a very beautiful girl with a nice figure who asked anxiously. Although she had barely completed the weeding task, her awakened ability was really a bit weak, and it only increased agility and speed.
This made her very worried about the problem of getting on the road later, but if she could complete the beauty mission, maybe she could directly take the beauty mission route in the future!
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that beauty missions are well-paid and offer a lot of flexibility.
"What kind of dance are you doing? Folk, ballet, cha-cha, samba, street dance, robotic dance, tap dance?! Can you tell me? I studied dance! I know all of them! Please!!"
Wu Xiangwang looked at the girl's expectant and anxious eyes and was silent for five seconds. Just when the girl thought that Wu Xiangwang was unwilling to tell her and her eyes began to turn slightly red, the handsome young man sighed and spoke.
"Tai Chi."
"ah?"
The girl was stunned.
Wu Xiannan turned his head and looked to the other side: "I can't dance, so I did a set of Tai Chi."
Everyone: “…”
"Are you telling the truth? Are you lying to me?" The dancing girl, who knew all kinds of dances except Tai Chi, had a trembling voice.
The immortal sighed, "No. I can give you a lesson right then and there. But I think it's better for you not to try the beauty mission."
"Because I think the dancing isn't the point. The point is the body and face of the person dancing. You know?"
"But when He first saw you, He wasn't tempted by your beauty! He wanted to tear you apart!" The sweet-looking girl spoke the real thoughts on behalf of everyone.
Wu Xiangwang touched his face and said, "Maybe He didn't get to appreciate my perfect face up close before."
Everyone: “.”
We don't believe you at all!
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The author has something to say:
The captain of the guard, who is about to go bankrupt and lose everything: Hehehe! Hehehehe! Beauty sticks! Beauty suck me!
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