Chapter 299 Attracting Everyone
"What! Zhan Cai really fell in!" Old Mrs. Chen was so anxious when she heard this that she jumped up and down. "What the hell is this? How could he fall in there? It must stink to death!"
"Alright, stop poking around here and go get Zhancai out!"
Old man Chen hurried to the toilet with an oil lamp and saw Chen Zhancai standing in the pit like a shit man, trying to climb out by grabbing the edge of the pit, but before he could get up, he slipped back down, looking very embarrassed.
"You unlucky child, you are already a grown-up, how could you still fall into a cesspool!"
Chen Zhancai was already dizzy from the smell of feces and urine in the pit. "Dad, please stop talking and get me out of here right away. The smell is too strong!"
Old Mrs. Chen, Ruhua and Liu Fengjiao also rushed over.
When they saw Chen Zhancai lying in the pit with his face and body covered in filth, they felt both distressed and ridiculous.
Then a foul stench rushed straight to the top of their heads, making them almost vomit out their dinner.
Liu Fengjiao covered her nose and shouted to Ruhua, "Hurry up and get our husband out."
"Sister, you make it sound simple. This pit is over ten feet deep, and I can't get down. How can I rescue my husband?"
"You are very strong. If you stand on the two horizontal bars in the pit, you should be able to reach your husband's hand."
"I won't go. What if I fall down?" Ruhua covered her nose and waved her hands.
Old Mrs. Chen was extremely anxious and kept pacing. "Old man, you should find a way to get your son out quickly. If you delay any longer, he will stink to death."
Old man Chen was also very anxious, not knowing what to do. "I want to get my son out, but I can't do it!"
"You damn old man, it's all your fault. You dug the pit so deep that people couldn't even climb out if they fell in."
"You are such a blaming person. Why do you always blame me for everything that goes wrong? Who would want to fall into a shit pit for no reason?"
"Are you blind? Didn't our son fall in?"
"Oh my god, you are being unreasonable! I didn't push my son into the pit, why are you blaming me?"
"Who told you to be my man? If I don't blame you, who else can I blame?"
Seeing the two of them arguing again, Chen Zhancai almost wanted to die. "Dad, Mom, I beg you two to stop talking and get me out of here right away. It's not only disgusting in here, but it could kill someone if the smell lasts too long!"
When Mrs. Chen heard this, she turned around in a panic and shouted behind her, "Don't hide behind me, hurry up and get started!"
Liu Fengjiao shook her head repeatedly, "Mom, the pit is too deep. It's pitch dark and we'll be in trouble if we fall in. Why don't we go to the village and call a few strong and young people to help us?"
"It's too late. Didn't you hear Zhan Cai is almost out of breath? Hurry up, everyone, go up and lend a hand. I'll light the way for you."
"Mom, there's no way to stand there. We might as well find a thicker stick and help Zhancai climb out!"
"Yes, yes, that's a good idea." Old Mrs. Chen hurriedly shouted to Old Man Chen beside her, "Go find a longer piece of wood."
"Okay, I'll go right away." Not long after, Old Man Chen found a long piece of wood and put it upright in the pit. "Son, hurry up and climb up along this piece of wood."
Chen Zhancai was already very weak, and he was almost dizzy from the smoke. He tried his best but couldn't climb out.
"Dad, no, I don't have the strength anymore."
"Try again, try harder."
"Yes, son, you have to hold on!" Old Mrs. Chen cheered him on.
Ruhua knew that this was not a solution, so she shouted to Chen Zhancai, "Husband, hold on. I'll find a rope to pull you out."
"Okay, okay, go quickly." Chen Zhancai felt like he was about to die from the stench.
At this time, Xiaoyu, who was hiding on the roof of Chen's house, saw this scene clearly.
Dabao is a good guy. In order to vent his anger, he came up with such a disgusting and sinister trick.
So cruel!
So mean!
But when dealing with a villain, you have to fight back.
Xiaoyu's eyes darkened. It would be a shame if no one saw the scholar falling into the toilet, so it would be better to help him become famous.
Thinking of this, he showed a devilish smile and jumped to the back of Old Man Chen's yard.
He took out a tinder from his bosom, blew on it, and threw it into a small pile of straw.
The flames instantly started, and Xiaoyu pinched his throat and shouted, "Help, help, help, there's a fire..."
The originally quiet village was suddenly lit up with lights, and the villagers got dressed and went out to check.
When they saw clearly that the fire was in Old Man Chen's house, people holding basins and buckets ran towards his house.
When Old Man Chen heard the shouting, he looked up and saw that the straw not far from the toilet had caught fire, lighting up the toilet brightly. He was instantly panicked.
"What should I do? If the villagers saw the scholar fall into the cesspool, they would laugh their heads off!"
"What should we do? If we don't put out the fire, and the house burns down, we'll have no place to live."
To save face, Old Lady Chen hurriedly shouted to Chen Zhancai,
"Son, stay quiet inside for now. Once the fire is out, we'll come and rescue you."
Chen Zhancai really wanted to drown in feces and urine, but he didn't have the courage. In order to avoid being discovered, he had to nod in agreement.
At this time, Wu Baoan and the villagers had already rushed into the Chen family yard. He shouted, "Uncle Zhonghou, your house is on fire, go and put out the fire!"
Ruhua came out of the kitchen with a rope in her hand. Seeing the newcomer, her face lit up immediately. "You've come just in time, Lizheng! My scholar has fallen into the cesspool. Please help me get him out."
Wu Baoan was stunned. "Ruhua, you said Zhancai fell into the toilet?"
Ruhua nodded anxiously, "Village head, come with me and rescue him. If we're any later, the stink will kill him."
"Okay." Wu Baoan followed Ruhua and instructed the villagers as they walked, "Let's split up. Dabao and I will go to Zhanshan to rescue the people in the toilet, and you guys go put out the fire."
As soon as they arrived at the backyard, a foul smell almost made everyone fall over. Some people really wanted to witness the scholar's miserable appearance when he fell into the pit, but they had to obey the arrangements of the village head.
Dabao followed Wu Baoan and saw Chen Zhancai standing in the manure pit from a distance.
He felt so relieved, he deserved it!
How can it not stink to death!
Although Wu Baoan had seen all kinds of scenes, this was the first time he had seen someone fall into a toilet. He frowned in disgust, "Ugh... Ugh..."
Please forgive me, he really couldn't stand the smell and immediately turned his head and started vomiting.
Chen Zhanshan wasn't in much better shape either. He covered his mouth and nose and backed away. "Dabao, I think the fire is quite big. Why don't we go put it out first?"
"Okay, let's go put out the fire." Dabao didn't want to bother with Chen Zhancai, so he let him wake up in the pit so that he wouldn't always think about harming others.
Old man Chen was dumbfounded. He didn't expect Ruhua to bring someone to the toilet.
I was so angry. What a stupid woman. Now she has lost all her dignity and face.
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