Chapter 300 Becoming a Shit Man
Ruhua was eager to save the man, so she threw one end of the rope to Chen Zhancai.
"Husband, grab the rope. Tie it around your waist and we'll pull you up."
Chen Zhancai tied the rope with great effort, "Okay, pull me up quickly."
Wu Baoan was suffocated by the smoke, but he still helped to pull the rope.
"One, two, three, pull hard!" Ruhua didn't mind the smell at all and shouted slogans loudly.
Chen Zhancai was pulled up little by little.
But when it was about to be completely pulled out, the feces and urine on Chen Zhancai's body were too sticky and the rope fell off from him.
With a "swoosh", he fell in again, and a "rain of feces and urine" splashed in the pit.
Old lady Chen at the front yelled, "Oh my, this is so disgusting! Hurry up, old man, help me get some water."
"Okay, okay, you wait." Old man Chen didn't dare to delay, turned around and quickly ran back to the house to scoop up a bucket of clean water, "Old woman, where did you get the shit on you? Let me rinse it off for you."
"Hurry, hurry, give it to me." Old Mrs. Chen snatched it and kept rinsing her mouth.
Seeing this, Old Man Chen was so happy. He deserved it! He really deserved it!
If I let you curse, you will eat shit!
After finishing the bucket of water, Mrs. Chen finally felt her mouth was much fresher. Then she thought of her son.
"Zhancai, how are you? Are you okay?"
Chen Zhancai was so dizzy from the fall that he started crying with his mouth wide open, "Mom, are you guys okay? You're trying to kill your son!"
"Oh, my dear son, you can't blame your mother. You can only blame yourself for not tying the rope tightly."
"Okay, stop talking and quickly throw the rope down. I'm almost suffocated to death."
Chen Zhancai did not dare to be careless this time. He wrapped the rope around his body several times and tied several buttons.
Old Mrs. Chen was so disgusted that she learned her lesson. She winked at Old Man Chen behind her and said, "Come forward."
"No, I'm fine here. I can do my best."
"Just come if you're told to. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"
"Okay, okay, I'll go to the front." Although Old Man Chen was a little reluctant, his arms couldn't twist his thighs, so he had to change positions.
Several people exerted their strength again and finally pulled Chen Zhancai out of the cesspool which was about ten feet deep.
Chen Zhancai collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath.
Looking at Chen Zhancai by the light of the oil lamp, it was unbearable to look at his appearance.
He was yellow from head to toe and emitted a suffocating stench.
Several people involuntarily covered their mouths and noses and took several steps back.
At this time, the people who went to put out the fire had already put it out and gathered around.
Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but feel nauseous and frowned in disgust.
"Oh, the scholar is really stupid. He fell into the pit while defecating."
"Such a stench! So much shit! This time the scholar has truly become the legendary shit man!"
"Hahahaha.....the scholar fell into a shit pit, this is really ridiculous!"
"I'm done for this time. How can I still be accepted as a person who fell into the shit pit? I guess even the scholar will despise me!"
"Hahaha... That's right, it stinks to death, hurry up and wash it!"
"It's easy for you to say that. The feces and urine on your body can be washed off with water, but can you clean it if it gets in your mouth?"
"Ugh, ugh~~Please stop talking, it makes me sick just listening to it."
Hearing the villagers' chatter, Wu Baoan suppressed a smile, waved his hand to signal them to stop talking, and changed the subject, "Why are you all here? Is the fire out?"
"It was just a small pile of straw that caught fire, and a few basins of water put it out."
"Okay, just put it out." Wu Baoan said, frowning and looking at Chen Zhancai, "Zhancai, how could you be so careless and end up in the shit pit?"
"Yes, son, how did you do that?" Old Mrs. Chen frowned and grimaced. She couldn't understand how such a grown-up person could fall into the shit pit. He was so stupid.
Chen Zhancai frowned and closed his eyes tightly.
He was a little confused, and when he realized that he was fine, he cried aggrievedly.
Tears and feces flowed into my mouth, and I spit out several mouthfuls of it.
Just as he was about to raise his hands to wipe them, he felt that his hands were completely covered with something. He shook off the filth on his hands.
"Don't talk about this for now, just get me some water to wash."
"Okay, okay, don't move around for now, so as to avoid getting it all over the place." Old Mrs. Chen said and quickly asked Ruhua to fetch water.
Chen Zhancai squinted his eyes and found that he was surrounded by villagers watching the excitement. He was so ashamed that he wanted to bury his head in his crotch.
I couldn't help but get angry at the old man Chen and his wife, "You are so stupid, who told you to call these people here? Let them go quickly."
Old Mrs. Chen looked at her son's face covered with dirt and wanted to help him wipe it clean, but the smell was disgusting, so she had to stand far away.
"Son, these are not people I called here. They came here on their own."
"Yes, Zhancai, I don't know what happened, but the straw pile behind our house caught fire, and the village head and others came to help put out the fire." Old man Chen also explained.
When Chen Zhancai heard this, he was so angry that he vomited shit. It was really like "when it rains, it pours; when it rains, it pours." Why do all the bad luck come at the same time?
"Okay, it's okay, let them go."
"Okay, okay, son, don't be angry. I'll let them go right away." Old Mrs. Chen knew that this was too embarrassing, so she looked at Wu Baoan and said, "Village head, thank you for coming to help put out the fire. My family is fine now. You can go back to sleep."
"Don't you want us to help get some water or something?"
"No, no, please don't tell anyone about this."
"Don't worry, old auntie, this kind of thing is easy to say but no one will gossip about it."
Wu Baoan was too lazy to care about such things. If he accidentally got it on himself, he would not be able to eat for several days. He waved his hand to the onlookers.
"Alright, alright, everything is fine here, go back to sleep, we still have to work tomorrow!"
"Village head, why don't we help the scholar clean his shit and urine?"
"That's right, this is already a shitty person, it needs to be washed properly, otherwise we can watch it for a while? Can you help get some water or something?"
The villagers joked, but felt relieved.
He deserves it!
He was so proud of himself for passing the imperial examination.
He was so heartless that he wanted to sell his own nephew to a pawnbroker. Such a heartless bastard, why not drown him?
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