Chapter 160 Luofu's Later Talk
After a sound sleep all night, Master Chong finally opened the door in a daze, followed the smell of food in the air to the dining table, opened his mouth and smacked the food that was fed to him, swallowing the first bite of breakfast. Finally, Master Chong gradually woke up.
After blinking and thinking for a while, Ah Chong soon lost all his energy like a deflated balloon.
He said listlessly, "Mom and Dad, I'm going to work."
Chen Ran and Dai Yan looked at each other, feeling both helpless and amused. "Be careful on the road!"
"I know—"
The lazy ending tone was dragged out for a long time.
A Chong yawned, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and took out the flyer from his pocket with half-closed eyes. This was his job for the day.
Stick one here, one there, push one into the hands of passersby, and stick another on the forehead of the foreigner standing still...
"Wait a minute, how come I've just arrived at Xianzhou and I've already seen this kind of flyer? Besides, I look so, so..." The fan girl angrily tore the flyer off her forehead, glanced at it casually, and couldn't take her eyes off it, "Uh-"
The little raccoon beside him naturally came over and said, "Promote employment for the Star Gods and build a beautiful world together..."
"I've been traveling the universe for years, what haven't I seen? ... I've never seen this little ad before!"
And that’s just the title!
"The prosperity of the early years will drive the prosperity of the later years. We support the return of the Star Gods to their hometowns for employment!"
"Employment for Star Gods is a crucial component of revitalizing the world. Revitalizing the world requires a people-oriented approach, focusing on the people, and building a resource-saving, environmentally friendly, green society and an ecologically livable living environment..."
"Strengthen the level of world stability and reduce the number of unemployed star gods wandering around."
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Qiong: "I can do this job too!"
The little raccoon who couldn't find a trash can was crazy about the job of handing out flyers.
San Yueqi's brain CPU suddenly burned out, and he uttered a "Mom" sound: "Uncle Yang - come and look at this!"
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Adjusting his glasses, Yang took the flyer and remained silent for a while.
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Tingyun hurried to the gate of Sichen Palace. His gaze lingered on Sanyueqi for a moment, and he smiled with his hands covering his mouth. "Oh, my benefactors, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. Master Yukong is inside..."
"I have a feeling that Miss Tingyun has been watching from the side for quite a long time..." Sanyueqi, feeling a chill on his forehead, complained in a low voice.
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"I don't know what happened today? I ran into a lot of konjacs (referring to the devil's Yin body) on the way to work!" A Chong fanned the remaining flyers in his hand and complained to Bai Lu.
"How do you call this work? Oh, that's not right!" Bai Lu suddenly noticed something and was a little surprised. "You're not going to stick flyers on their heads one by one, are you? Ah Chong can actually be this diligent sometimes..."
It's no wonder Bai Lu was so surprised. Although Ah Chong's flyers looked like a joke, and indeed he was, the flyers distributed by the Star God himself were indeed effective.
Anyone who has played Werewolf knows that this is like the Prophet distributing golden water, and the player’s identity card is found to be in the good camp.
The above effects are effective on living and normal people.
As for the immortal boat people who have suffered from the outbreak of the demonic Yin body, the long-term effect is unclear, but what can be seen with the naked eye is the inhibitory (or purifying) effect, which is effective immediately after applying it.
——Lord Yama: You go, you go, the Monkey King has personally crossed out your name from the Book of Life and Death.
Ah Chong's eyes widened, his face filled with accusations. "Ah, Bai Lu, your words are so harsh. They have severely damaged my young heart!"
"Uh..." Bai Lu turned her head to avoid his gaze. "It's you, why did you come to Dan Ding Division to look for me today? Usually at this time of year you're with the general."
As she spoke, Bai Lu regained her confidence. She nodded with a straight face, "That's right! You're a general and a commander of the Sky Control Division. Humph, I'm just a mere healer in the Dan Ding Division... And I heard that you and that guy named Yan Qing are best friends!"
"..." A Chong scratched his head. He wanted to find the fluffy Jing Yuan, but unfortunately Jing Yuan said that it was not his turn yet, so he asked him to play with Bai Lu first.
Luofu will soon have a new beautiful little dragon, and the thing Bailu has been looking for may also appear soon. He needs to be more at ease. Well, according to Jingyuan, it is best to stay with Bailu.
But obviously, the truth cannot be told to Lady Dragon.
"Yan, Yanqing, what kind of work does he know?" Ah Chong replied loudly, "When it comes to serious matters, Bai Lu and I are the only ones I can talk to!"
"Everyone says that if you persuade others to study medicine, God will punish you..." A Chong organized his words slowly.
"Besides, think about it carefully. No one around me is a Star God. I've never seen those Star God colleagues leave work. I'm the only one who's smart enough... Being a Star God isn't a good career after all!"
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Bai Lu was speechless after hearing this. It wasn't that she wanted to refute the fact that being a Star God was a good profession, as many people wanted to become one but couldn't.
But this guy A Chong lives in Xianzhou on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, goes to Zhenli University on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, and takes himself a day off on Sundays.
From nine to five every day, there are believers who cover for him - no kidding, A Chong also has believers, at least Bai Lu knows that, she and Yan Qing have both covered for him.
5pm to 9am is the off-work time. In order to solve the problem of no "Xiaoyao Xingshen" online at night, half a month ago, A Chong enthusiastically proposed a rental service.
The detailed explanation is that the rental service of 500 [Xun Di] allows you to experience the Star God profession for one night, and each person is limited to one opportunity.
Even with this, Ah Chong still felt dissatisfied. According to him, he was only 12 years old and had not yet taken the Xianzhou adult examination, but he had already started working! This was simply exploiting child labor.
He often wondered if it was this intense work schedule that had kept him from growing even a centimeter taller in the past two years. If Bai Lu hadn't been there with him, he would have started making a scene long ago.
For example, Yanqing and Yunli also cannot grow tall.
Of course, if a Star God were to be his size, an entire galaxy wouldn't be as big as A Chong, but as a fox man, he couldn't grow taller...
After all, Star God is just a side job, the fox is the real body!
Looking back, Ah Chong believed that becoming a Star God had one and only one benefit, and that was—
He can eat chocolate now! (Shocking)
To sum up, the Star God is like A Chong. People like her, Bai Lu, Yan Qing, and other people who are familiar with A Chong have been forced to disenchant the Star God.
Be and be forced, highlight the key points.
"Hey, A Chong, since you have become a star god, I don't ask you to love your job like I do, but at least don't let people see that you are playing when you are working!" Bai Lu imparted her work experience to A Chong earnestly.
"oh……"
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"Alright, enough rest, there are still many patients waiting." Bai Lu waved her hand like a little adult, sending Ah Chong off to play. "Why don't you go find your teacher? I'm very busy, and the consultation numbers are not issued until 30 years later!"
"...Busy, everyone's busy, it's better to be busy!"
A Chong stood with his hands behind his back, and the fallen leaves fell slowly and sadly behind him.
As soon as Bai Lu said this, she disappeared in a flash, "..."
——
So, Professor Latio saw the mythical beast, which was not supposed to appear today, pop out from under his desk.
"Teacher! Let me do it - ah!" It's up to you.
Before he could utter the last three words, Ah Chong was hit on the head by a piece of chalk. He immediately asked with a pout, "So love will disappear?"
Honestly, his acting wasn't great. A Star God wasn't someone who could be punished with a piece of chalk. If it weren't for Chong's long criminal record, Professor Latio might have softened his heart.
The past is too painful to recall. It would be a lie to say I wasn't happy during those first few days after Chong returned. But I couldn't stand the constant presence of someone popping up from every nook and cranny, making strange noises.
——"Hehehe, I will always watch you! Forever!"
At the same time, there were two scarlet rays of light.
This is a mechanical Cyclops helmet kindly provided by ScrewGum.
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If all the glances of the Star God were of this form, then the speed of disenchantment would become incomparably faster.
Professor Latio pulled Ah Chong out from under the table. His smooth movements stunned everyone around him. He sneered, "There's absolutely no such thing as you're talking about."
"Teacher, can't I choose to waste my life with you?" A Chong smiled and bowed.
A Chong learned this from Professor Latio. He paraphrased what his teacher often said, and it somehow always had a strong effect.
The original words are:
[Are you ready to waste your life?]
It was obvious that Ah Chong only half listened to what others said. The formulas he came up with were often irrelevant, but they worked.
“…I had no expectations.”
As an officially certified teacher of the Star God, the attention Professor Latio received after A Chong's ascension to godhood has increased exponentially compared to before.
Two years later, the person in question returned. Professor Latio was one of the few people who knew that Chong was a star god who controlled two destinies. Strictly speaking, he was the only human who knew.
——At that time, the only others who knew about it were Star Gods.
It would be fine if the student was a star god, this was already a very dazzling resume in the entire universe, so dazzling that it could blind anyone.
Professor Latio couldn't bear to look at it every time he thought about it. No one should be able to face it. His own stupid student was holding a command object that was equivalent to two destinies and throwing it around, and asked him which one to choose. Could he still remain calm?
——"Teacher, teacher~ Did you drop this golden [Creation Order], this silver [Free and Easy Order], or my cyan fox-man Pure Beauty Order? (Holding chin and blinking)"
Unfortunately, as time went by, Professor Latio just wanted A Chong to return the feeling he had at that time.
He really remembered A Chong's previous boast, and in the end his students really did it.
——"I see you're taking this very seriously, so I'm going to be even tougher than that big block of iron and convince everyone with facts!"
“…”
Professor Latio took a deep breath and closed his eyes. If he hadn't looked at her so intently afterwards, he would have been more moved.
Fortunately, Professor Latio, who knows his student's character well, is also happy when his student always kicks over other people's touching behaviors.
Back to the present, he just slapped Chong's head in annoyance and said, "Stop acting like a spoiled child."
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