Chapter 279 Cat Cake
"The first cat cake landed in Beloberg and was taken away by a masked trickster;
The second and third ones jumped out of the life baking box and met the upright guard officer and the idealistic underground organization;
The fourth one caused the dark memory to emerge...
Later, the doctor's gift started a fire, and you don't know what it ignited.
Now, it's the fifth one.
Ah Ha found the fifth coconut and sweet bean cake and was extremely disappointed. "Oh, what a pity! This isn't the surprise Ah Ha prepared for you."
You breathe a sigh of relief.
In fact, you had a premonition long before you became the tavern's mascot. You knew that once Aha was released, it would be impossible to do nothing.
But now you know that similar arrangements have been made by Jumping Popping Cake in many ways in restoring monkey civilization...
"Oh no, who on earth broke through Aha's encirclement and came to you?" This was his sincere doubt. You know, when Aha voted for your disc, he had this idea.
This lucky and pure knight is called Silver Branch.
"...encirclement." You repeated it expressionlessly, a sense of unease rising in your heart.
Aha nodded cheerfully, his soft shell swaying, "Of course! For a fool like this, Aha has prepared a division!" But only the one who escaped the net, escorted by Yinzhi, walked in front of you.
"Then this division..."
"Oh, we're still on the way."
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That's great.
You are sincerely grateful.
"Why?" Aha's tone was up and down, and the sadness he performed was a little funny. "Isn't Aha the person who knows you best in the world?"
Sadly, no.
Before him, there was your sister.
"Alright, alright!" Ah Ha had no choice but to compromise, reluctantly giving up his hope. "Then isn't Ah Ha your best friend who knows you best?"
you:.
To be honest, you found him quite scary.
It’s hard to say exactly why, you only have a general feeling.
Ever since you can remember, you've always been very simplistic and crude in your emotional categorization. If you could openly discuss your feelings and feelings with friends and family as a child, then as a teenager, even if they didn't understand, you'd still hide your feelings in secret.
There are people who love you, and there are people who hate you. They either ask for something from you or want to exchange something with you.
...Aha, it's that guy you've always been unsure about, who doesn't belong to any category.
Frankly speaking, it's pretty scary. You have to admit one thing, the Star Gods, the vast majority of Star Gods, are probably the type who like you.
should?
Normally, they are like Chaos Doctors, asking nothing from you and not exchanging anything, but their likes and dislikes are more obvious to you than the temperature of the sun.
Even when facing the founder of [Balance], you have such confidence.
Only...Aha.
Similar to her sister, but not the same. Ah Ha is full of humanity. He will find trouble for you, but he doesn't want to see you suffer.
Is it... a bad friend?
You've never made friends like this, so you're not sure.
All your friendship histories tell you that as long as you become the one who is easiest to rely on and trouble others, then everyone around you will be a good person.
"...Don't try to cheat!" Coconut Honey Bean Cake couldn't hold back and jumped up to hit the jumping and exploding cake on the opposite side. "That wasn't your doing."
This refers to the Chaos Doctor's gift.
I have to admit that you are indeed a little touched, but being touched never means a pass.
Understand... He does understand you and knows that you might like it, so he wants to cheat by relying on the efforts of others to make you calm down.
But that's impossible.
Ah Ha's plump shell collapsed softly and lightly, and his voice suddenly changed. "Oh↗↘~ Ah Ha knows he was wrong! Don't ignore Ah Ha anymore!"
"Wuwuwu... Ha cough cough! Ah Ha wants to make peace with Ah Chong!!!"
The tone was as strange as ever, sounding more like a coy, disgusting sarcasm than an apology.
“…”
I don't want to forgive.
Just thinking about that long and cunning dream before made me angry. Xi Pei slapped him once, Bo Shi Zun slapped him twice, and Ah Ha, who organized the situation, deserved Jiang Long slapped him ten times!
Besides, this punishment is not very painful. Maybe Aha is having a lot of fun playing with those civilizations that have degenerated into monkeys.
Besides that... you thought about your previous [pioneering] fate where you failed to be sincere and were forced to explore the way ahead.
"...You're quite active, aren't you, haha."
Aha fell silent and stopped shaking his flabby shell.
"Since you mentioned understanding, you should know, right? What I hate most is—"
"No, you obviously like Aha." A jumping popping cake came up softly and said in a high tone, "More than you like other star gods."
“…”
“Aha, I’m so sorry~” He apologized insincerely, just like you, but his words were still very infuriating. “I shouldn’t have done this before Chong admits it.”
He didn't mention why he wanted to switch between different parallel universes. You know there are doubts about this, but he just won't say it.
He spoke so casually, and his attitude seemed to be arrogant because of his favor.
You still don't know why he did this.
Then, he looked at you seriously, with eyes as pure as those of Maomao Cake. As always, you couldn't see the shadow of countless years hidden behind them. "For the sake of Aha doing so much for reconciliation, my dear friend, you have to say-"
"Ahaha is your best friend."
You didn't say anything, but suddenly thought that the exploding cake looked delicious.
Gao's tone couldn't help but rise again, "right?"
"...Fuck you."
…
Afterwards, more jumping exploding cakes jumped out of the life baking box. That's right, Aha still had problems when he turned into a cat cake.
——He planned to have a jumping and exploding cake friend next to each coconut and sweet bean cake.
As He said before, every Aha is happy to be your friend.
You refuse to embarrass yourself, so—
Ah ha, they are all idiots."
"The seventh cat cake ran farther than the fifth, knew more about Dr. Primal than the sixth, and was the last to encounter a freshly baked popping cake.
You don't like impolite and rude monkeys, not because you don't like monkeys. The monkey you like is a hero who can somersault over a long distance, not a monkey with red eyes, sharp claws, and drooling at you.
So, when you landed screaming, you were picked up by [Dr. Original] who was about to run away with the bucket.
…and then you cursed him.
Curse him for having to bring a banana with him every time he takes a shower, curse him for turning on the shower head and being as "free" as a monkey returning to the rainforest.
The empathic connection was weak, limited to bathing and the squawking monkeys swinging from vines in the rainforest.
By abandoning the connection, a stronger effect is achieved.
The result of your curse was quite gratifying. This action silenced the genius club #64, the Envoy of Intelligence, Dr. Primal, who was notorious throughout the world for their horrific atavism experiments, for a full 30 seconds!
No one knows what Dr. Original was thinking during those 30 seconds of silence...
In short, maybe guys with the word "Doctor" in their names are a bit paranoid, so he interrupted the process before you restarted the amazing adventure of Cat Cake.
"If I give you a chance to choose again..." His eyes sparkled with wonder, "Would you like to choose a different kind of snack?"
This sentence kept you.
I'll have to apologize to the Red Ribbon Ninja for now.
Although you heard about the sticky-sounding taro ball (?) evil ninja [Original Doctor] from Ranpo, the fact that you didn't rashly cast a more vicious curse before might have been influenced by the word "Doctor".
The only thing that confuses me is that Dotole's cruel experiments are not completely useless. You are not a descendant who is completely detached from the current era, so you cannot easily judge his merits and demerits.
And Yuyuan (? ) Xieren, you are not sure if you are too conservative, anyway, you can hardly see the cruelty of these atavistic experiments, which is the kind of track where "the sins are in the present, and the merits are for generations to come."
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But when he puts it this way, you get excited.
——He can change the cake’s skin!
You: Hehehe.
As for whether Dr. Original used this rhetoric just to deceive you... who cares?
You successfully brushed aside the issue.
There's no way around it. Before that, Dr. Original must solve the problem of taking a bath first - you haven't lifted the curse.
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Coincidentally, you also successfully put aside the question of whether Dr. Original wanted to keep you to solve the curse.
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Taking a bath is a magical thing. No matter how many years have passed, no matter how many geniuses have emerged from the genius club, no one has paid attention to this.
The types of bathing are still showers or baths, and the equipment is still shower heads and faucets. The better ones have more bath additives, water temperature adjustment functions, and ambient lights.
After all, even based on your academic level, you know that you can't do without the [Nutrition Cabin].
To be honest, this was how Zandar conducted his experiments 100,000 years ago, and it's still the same 100,000 years later. From this, you can see that the unchanging scientific research level of this universe is simply hopeless.
Zandar, even if he came to this era with the level of 100,000 years ago, he would still be the world's top genius.
So you ask, "Isn't there some one-click cleaning technology?"
Dr. Yuanshi said that you asked a very good question. From sonic cleaning to material annihilation, any cleaning method that does not require water is a genetic cleansing for the human body.
You totally get it.
This is the source of Luanpo's proton-level hearing.
Dr. Primal's expression remained unchanged: "Who?"
He doesn't know, which is normal.
Even you know that the experiment that happened to Luanpo was based on the number of experimental subjects in the base of researchers following Dr. Yuanshi. There were always people who couldn't hold on, and the one who held on became Luanpo.
There's just one problem—
"It's the one who will defeat you in the future."
You seem to be partial to the conventional Dragon Quest story.
"In that case, I look forward to her future." Dr. Yuan-Yuan nodded and gave an ambiguous smile. "If she doesn't succeed, you should be able to guess the result."
“Uh…will you…just like you chose the shell for me…” You imagined it, a little confused, “will you give her another chance?”
Dr. Yuan smiled and said, "You'll have to ask her about that."
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