Chapter 285: Takeaway from the Chosen Dragon
"You pulled out the 'Forever Pipisi' that I simulated last time. This ending CG isn't as effective as the one in Fate, but it's grounded in reality."
You can specify a certain tribe to summon, with no limit on time and space, no limit on the number of times, and you can switch tribes - but this is just an auxiliary module, the purpose of all settings is to guide and encourage its users to master power.
And you're going to use this C□□ takeout, even if it means making them cross the sea of trees. To this end, you can also express your feelings: Laziness is indeed the driving force of human progress.
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So, which stores are open for takeout business?
——You used this CG.
——[Melancholy Mechanical Bird] responded to the call.
It appears, looks at you, and doesn't react at all.
You look at it and it looks at you.
“…” You opened your mouth but said nothing. Instead, you subconsciously turned on the simulator narration.
Oh! It's wrong to peek at the script, my dear sir. (Comedy translation)
But the simulator can't criticize you for abandoning your God's perspective and climbing into the script. Of course, you can read the script! This is your advantage.
In fact, this clever bird has been given intelligence and is the "drifting bottle" of a otaku in Xianzhou who has not left the house for hundreds of years.
What a wonderful coincidence! It just responded to your call to leave the group because of laziness!
You, who were also sitting lazily on top of the [Gorilla], scored six points:...
Well, there's no need to worry so much. This option starts like this: you will definitely be annoyed because the takeaway is late.
Think positively, at least your encounter with the skill bird is destined.
After getting the script, you didn't give up. Instead, you confidently handed a note to the Melancholic Bird.
Great, there's a fairy boat otaku across the way!
Then he must have ordered all the takeout in Xianzhou in the past few hundred years! You don’t have to worry about taking out a bad takeout anymore!
Dumb tape, for the sake of dish recommendations, you can endure the torment of waiting.
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...Oh, by the way, I hope that the other person is not the type of person who will keep eating a favorite dish.
This is your only wish at this moment.
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Unfortunately, the takeaway hasn’t arrived yet, so you have to take out the dry food in your normal state [Lonely Picture].
It is impossible to go hungry. When a max-level player rushes into the Novice Village, not only will they have too much equipment to use, but the equipment is also non-droppable.
The only regret was that what was brought out was the [Date Palm Honey] that the Great Compassion Tree King had given him when he visited a few months ago.
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So, it’s dry food.
You are so stubborn that you would rather sit on the head of the [Long-necked Rhino] and eat dry food than go down to find something to eat by yourself.
It's really hard to endure the hardship.
You curled your lips and muttered a few sweet nothings to the narrator. The lesson is that the first meal after landing is indeed memorable. Waiting another hour, 17 minutes, and 24 seconds can put your worries to rest.
...Yes, you waited for more than an hour.
The message in a bottle business of [Melancholy Mechanical Bird] was not only launched successfully, but also very profitable.
According to this clever bird, "Before I left my old life and came to you, I had no idea what I wanted to do. Besides shipping, I was pretty useless."
"Originally, I thought I could help deliver your letter. Unfortunately... Alas..." It became melancholy again. "Look, this is your package."
To be honest, when you asked the Robot Bird to deliver the note, it didn't know as much as you did. Well, the Immortal Boat Otaku who added intelligence to it tried to gradually restore its socialization by chatting with the Robot Bird.
Unfortunately, the other party doesn't even dare to talk to the Mechanical Bird. If you don't speak, it will still think that it suddenly awakened one day and became a philosophical bird different from its companions.
You wrote on the note you sent that you were working in an area with weak signal and had no entertainment options. You happened to come across this talking bird and hoped to meet someone with whom you could talk or share delicious food.
The logic is self-consistent and comes naturally.
However, it didn't matter. The Xianzhou otaku, who also didn't want to reveal his name and had difficulty communicating with others face to face, was ecstatic. He not only sent a takeaway, but also an urgently modified jade omen.
To be honest, the brothers who can add intelligence to the mechanical bird are really good. You still can't contact people even if you have the Jade Omen, but the mechanical bird has the buff of connecting the two worlds. Having it next to it is like having a base station.
——Whether the message can be sent successfully depends on your face, but it is not necessary to browse [Luofu Zazu] without making any comments.
You are still in a strange, pure and friendly relationship like drifting bottle.
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“That’s how Eefa was blackmailed when she left the Sons of Echo and went to visit the Hanging Wood People tribe.
It wasn't him who brought the food. After all, [Solid Rock Pass] was closer to the Hanging Woodman than the Sons of Echo, but this road was still remote - anyway, you and Ini had never taken this road, and when you were a messenger, you always walked along the cliff.
When you are eating, the Artificial Bird refuses to squat next to you because, as a Artificial Bird, it cannot experience the taste of delicious food.
So, you had to give up the idea of playing Yu Zhao while eating.
This melancholy mechanical bird was standing on the treasure chest at the feet of the [Gibbon Rhino], feeling sad about the passing of time. The sound of parts turning during its flight aroused the suspicion of your vehicle, so it kicked the treasure chest out.
It also hurt its sensitive emotional unit.
What a sad story.
Perhaps one of the few good news is that a kind and attentive veterinarian noticed the square-shaped bird.
Sometimes the rules of animals are simple and cruel. Eefa also understands that some peculiar individuals may be excluded and bullied because of their appearance.
Honestly, it's no wonder he didn't recognize it as a mechanical bird. A normal mechanical bird wouldn't have a neck so full of sadness in every curve, let alone those clever eyes.
...However, Yifa encountered a career setback right at his debut.
Write as [career], read as [life].
The [Long-necked Rhino] in the center of sight was the healthiest, only a little agitated, the usual kind of disturbed by strange movements.
There was nothing wrong with the bird at his feet except that it was not alive. In the opinion of a kind veterinarian passing by, the most serious problem was the person on top of the [Giraffidae]'s head.
...You didn't win.
The generous netizen’s hundreds of years of otaku life are not a joke. He did send you a delicious takeout, the name of which is complicated and messy, and the taste is also wonderful and messy.
Pick up the note, which reads:
[The roots of the Shatann moa's wings roasted with fruit wood].
Put down the note - fruit wood roasted bird.
In short, it has its own merits compared to Chef Kaiya’s [Fruit Skewers].
If the meal ends here without any negative emotions, then of course there will be world peace afterwards.
...I wish you hadn't gotten dizzy after guzzling it down and discovered that the drink the netizens on the Mechanical Bird side paired with it was "Flame Strong Tea".
It will be a beautiful story as always.
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You didn't win.
The poor veterinarian, who had fallen headfirst into the trap set by the mechanical bird, could do nothing even if he applied the same spirit to the drugged rhinoceros.
After all, this is not a real honey trap.
Despite this, I still have to ask, how should drunkards be treated?
Eefa would tell the person that all it takes is stories, hugs and pats.
It certainly doesn't sound like a normal doctor, which makes people nod their heads as if it's natural: He is indeed a veterinarian.
"For a kid who has never had alcohol, drinking at a ratio of 3:7 is a disaster." Even when he was in the tribe, Ifa was mentally prepared for his age to become an older brother, but he didn't dare to say that he could do anything to the little [Koala].
——Not to mention the big [Koala].
"The delivery man was late, so there's a reason why this order is expensive, not to mention the distance or the attentive service.
These are secondary.
After waiting for a long time, and out of curiosity, you let the strong flaming tea work on your 18-year-old original male body. At this time, you don't care about any reason.
"I didn't order Dragon Biscuits!" You feel really wronged. "I don't want this compensation, I don't want this compensation, I don't want this... It's not tasty, it's tasteless!"
Yifa was dragged and swayed back and forth. While feeling tired, she also felt a little embarrassed for the unreasonable drunk stranger.
Your mind wandered for a moment, you sniffed, looked at the clothes of some unknown idiot in front of you, wiped off the excess saliva from spitting out the lively cookies, and said slowly, "I'm not being unreasonable."
"Ahhhhh! You stupid, brainless insect! Kinichi! Quick! Kill this employer who dared to offend your master!"
The QR code danced red in front of me.
You have no problem with the dancing figures, they're funny, but—
"Okay, noisy."
"Aqiao, stop it." The delivery man said in a familiar voice, "He can't hear me."
You lowered your head and twisted the fabric at hand for a long time before you remembered, "I'm hungry."
Since the opponent couldn't understand what he was saying, Ajo's attack couldn't be targeted.
…
Even the most formidable dragon hunter had to care for a drunk with an innocent passing veterinarian, who was puzzled, "Aren't you a companion of my employer?"
"That's right, man. I was just passing by and was planning to visit the Hanging Wood Man," Ifaa said with a smile.
"Is that so? Then you've missed a lot."
"Missed...what?"
Kinich calmly raised his head and folded his arms. "Takeout commission, 5 million Mora per order."
Free Effa: ...
These six points are not out of regret, but pure shock. Anything measured in 500w will be shocking, but Mora's status in the continent of Teyvat is quite special.
You lay in bed with your eyes open, your hands restlessly outside the covers.
But after listening for a while, he realized it wasn't a funny story and immediately curled his lips, "Don't even bother with the intermission! Can't the two of you combined beat me?"
"Hurry up, hurry up!" You urged repeatedly, "Morax and Ruota both made me sleep in the middle, and you dare to neglect me! The great Holy Lord will never forgive you!"
Kinich looked at Aqiao silently, "I didn't expect you could teach a drunkard like this."
"What?! Kinich! Serve me some sense, it was obviously this guy who plagiarized my great Holy Dragon Kuhule Acho!!!" Acho waved his arms, furious.
Forced to join in, Eefa turned away, and the sturdy veterinarian gave up without twitching his arm.
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