Chapter 59: Mond's Past
"Now, you have two options:
A, offline single shark
B. Integrate the takeaway industry
“…”
This is so funny. Are you someone with a keen business sense or a long-term vision?
No, you are not.
The characters you play are always tricky gods, or people who are deceived into buying health supplements when they reach a certain age.
So you get your tools ready and take action.
After investigation, you discovered that the evil Adventurer's Guild has infiltrated the food delivery industry! In Mondstadt, a city so poor at cooking, food delivery hasn't even formed a complete industry chain. Yet, while the Knights' business is busy, the Adventurer's Guild has already completed a monopoly...
?
The Knights used to deliver food?!
But you soon stopped being so shocked, because when no one accepted the Adventurer's Guild's commissions, they would also work part-time as cat and dog catching people.
Mondstadt's laid-back vibe is incredibly contagious, so it makes sense that adventurers would be lazy too.
If you think about it carefully, this is indeed the case.
After all, aren't you a typical case of infection and assimilation?
Now you suddenly realize the seriousness of the matter, your chaotic mind becomes clear, and you decide to cheer up. You can't continue lying at home, as your bones are about to break.
Back to the topic, you found out about the restaurant takeout outsourcing incidents, with the Deer Hunter Restaurant being the most representative. According to Miss Sarah, they have a commission called "Food Order" posted on the Adventurer's Association 24 hours a day.
If an adventurer accepts the commission within the specified time, the commission will remain and the next order will be placed. If no one accepts some orders, the [Deer Hunter] will deliver the food.
However, the people of Mondstadt are not very straightforward, and there are often incidents of "adventurers attacking takeouts." Therefore, it is normal for takeouts to exceed the delivery time.
This news is a huge blow to you. You know, you are just about to turn over a new leaf and go out more, so ordering takeout is inevitable.
To hear such sad news!
Packed food will inevitably get cold, and without cooking skills, how are you supposed to survive in the wild?"
“You finally chose to order takeout.
But you have infiltrated the evil Adventurer's Guild and ordered takeout in various places, such as inside ruins, on cliffs, on snowy mountaintops, on isolated islands in the sea, and even at church spires...
You know, the kind people of Mond won't let you starve to death—
"It's too dangerous! Mr. Impas—you'd better come down quickly!"
The frail pastor lady broke the record for the shortest delivery time and it is expected that her replacement will remain in the job for several years.
But it only prevents you from starving to death.
But after experiencing the church spire incident, you understand one thing: although Mond people generally can't cook and everyone eats fast food, goes to restaurants, or orders takeout, there is always a specialty dish.
For example, the pastor lady hurriedly cooked a pot of [Spicy Vegetable Stew with Meat] and served it steaming hot without spilling a single drop.
You don't understand cooking, and you think that the more skilled you are at making a dish, the shorter the cooking time... How could you know that Barbara brought you the deviled spicy stew she made secretly, which was her own lunch?
You don't know anything. You just feel like the top of your head is about to be blown off by the chili pepper, and you are still complacent about this great idea.
Now, the benefits of infiltrating the enemy are revealed. The Adventurer's Certificate will back up your recent footprints with Catherine, and you only need to issue a commission, which is not limited to the type of food, preferably hot, and the reward will be adjusted according to your satisfaction.
In the past, you were lying at home, and it was really speechless when the takeaway was overdue;
Now you are running in front and the delivery man is chasing you from behind, and the delivery man is only delayed by that little bit of time. That’s so cool!
Unfortunately, the time is short and there are not many signature dishes to eat. Most of the time, they give you whatever they have on hand. It doesn’t matter. You are very tolerant of these deliverymen.
It's worth mentioning that the number of adventurers delivering food to you has dropped dramatically, while the number of Knights of Favonius has increased. They often implicitly ask you to be safe, which you are very touched by, but you haven't made any changes.
Hehehehe!
At first, the most common items were Amber's [Grilled Steak], but gradually, Diluk's [Pile High] appeared more and more, and occasionally, General Manager Kaeya's [Wild Mushroom Chicken Skewers] would appear...
The nun came a few times in the middle, and it was the first time you felt the corresponding image of her cold gaze, but [Sweet Flower Stuffed Chicken] greatly reduced your fear.
Mondstadt is such an inclusive place!
You lie on the pile of earth of the ruins without restraint, smacking your lips, and feel a little more alive.
——When you are at your lowest point, there is nothing around you, only the food in your mouth makes you feel alive.
"[Spicy Vegetable Stew with Meat] (Barbara's specialty) with rich ingredients, thick broth, and steaming hot;
The tender and juicy "Scout Knight BBQ" (Amber's specialty);
Honey-marinated poultry, crispy and slightly sweet [Judgment Dinner] (Rosalia's specialty);
Rich in flavor, with a savory puff pastry and sweet meat filling, the "Hai Lang Pie" (a specialty of Eula);
The Surveyor's Egg Burger (Mika's specialty) has distinct layers, a rich sauce, and rich flavor;
…
The giant baby of Mondstadt (crossed out), who was painstakingly raised by the Knights of Favonius, walks back to the city, contentedly savoring the taste of delicious food. Of course, what you miss most is indeed -
"Roar—" Waves of roars shattered your peaceful afternoon. Dragons, caravans, chaos... You looked closely and saw that the victims were...
It’s your favorite combination, with perfect proportions, and you can enjoy the meat in every bite [pile high]!
Oh no, it’s Diluk!!!
Hey! Where did this blind bastard come from?
You deliver a flying kick, delivering a powerful kidney punch to the giant flying lizard. While it's in mid-air, you grab its tail, slam it to the ground, and spin it around, sending stars flying from the dragon's eyes.
"Damn it! Who told you to hit my pile of shit!!! Aha! It was you, little bastard!" You were furious.
During the battle, he took the time to recover his memory. It was the familiar dragon, Usa!
Cripps, holding the Evil Eye, froze in place, his head like clockwork. He slowly looked at his son, who bore a passing resemblance to him. Diluk, then a sunny and cheerful fire-type boy, pointed at him.
ah?
Pile it high, me?
"If you dare to touch my pile of dragons, you will become my pile of dragons as compensation!" After a short break, you became more and more angry. Looking at Wusa who was still trying to struggle, you slapped it into the ground and embedded it. "If you move again, I will eat dragon meat today!"
The unconscious Usa suddenly became as quiet as a chicken.
The belated knights waited for you to vent your emotions before approaching you. If you hit them, they can't hit me.
When the Lagenfends came to their senses and were about to thank you, you shook Diluc's hand with tears in your eyes, "My beloved Dui Gaogao, you have suffered!"
"You'll never be able to cook again after you've been frightened, right?"
"Or will it be a huge blow, and all future dishes will lack some emotion?"
"Or is it that Ursa is so disgusting that he can't stand the smell of meat anymore?"
You rattled off a series of questions, leaving Diluk's expression blank. Krips was even more lost in a cosmic question: Do young people these days have a different way of communicating?
It was Kaeya who was among the Knights of Favonius who came over and stood up. "Thank you for defeating the dragon Ursa..."
"Oh, it's the midnight snack barbecue skewers!" As soon as you see him, you subconsciously think of the corresponding dish.
At this point, Kaia couldn't laugh anymore."
"Achievement: You have awakened independently three times in the Teyvat Chronicles."
"Regarding the Mondstadt citizen who appropriated some of the Knights' resources, he's actually a master capable of wielding a giant dragon...
The bards sang this story with its own twists and turns, as if they had entered a carnival that only poets could understand.
"Ah? Are there still such people in our Mondstadt (chew chew chew)?"
——With the help of his knight friend, the much-ridiculed down-and-out adventurer defeated the dragon, saved Mondstadt, and became a hero.
In "Angel's Gift", you were happily drinking sparkling water and listening to the bard's story, but you were shocked after hearing it.
—Could it be that Mondstadt has its own literature about broken engagements? It's about the unwavering childhood sweetheart changing gender.
Diluk was silent for a moment, then turned around and brought you your midnight snack, the [Fruit Skewers] made by Kaeya.
"Uh... of course!" Kaeya gave you an affirmative look. "Mondstadt's history has always had a few legendary heroes!"
You nodded, thinking it was just your bad history. After all, you were already strong, without any flaws, what more could you ask for? Wouldn't that be heaven?
"If you ask me, if this friend (chew chew chew) was a girl (chew chew chew), they would definitely end up together!"
“Puff——” “Puff——”
Kaeya, who was standing next to you, and Diluc, who was standing further away from the counter, both spat out the drinks in their mouths.
——As expected of brothers, we have such tacit understanding.
It was only after you beat up Usa that you realized your favorite and second favorite foods, and that the chefs standing behind them were your sworn brothers.
I can only say that this is fate!
It's wonderful that they are all good at cooking meat.
Taking your midnight snack with him, he avoided these two plots from afar. After Kaiya recovered, he was busy trying to suppress his laughter, and his face looked dark red under the light.
You held up a skewer for comparison, and the colors seemed to match.
——Oh, Gomukushi Kai(ya).
"Okay, Gokukushi Kaya (chew chew chew), tell me what you're laughing at (chew chew chew). What's so funny?"
"Nothing, I just suddenly think what you said makes a lot of sense... It's just that the hero has changed from saving the princess to saving his friend..." Kaia laughed and applauded, "Hahahaha, if you think of your friend as the princess, I have to say, this is a genius idea!"
You shook your head, only lamenting how lonely it was to be invincible.
You don't even need to explain the literature on broken engagements, others will automatically make up for it for you and even come up with a perfect explanation.
After entering the Pass, there will be great scholars debating for me! .jpg
Diluk, who pretended to be busy but was also choked just now, said: Doesn’t anyone care whether I live or die?
answer--
Yes, but not for the best of purposes.
The Knights of Favonius are currently open to you as a canteen, but unfortunately you must drink sparkling water with your meat now, so the plan to lure you away and attack Cripps, who holds the Evil Eye, failed.
The Knights of Favonius who will order food from you are mostly upright people, and no one can influence you by making a move on your chef.
main reason:
Your staple food - meat.
Of course, these conspiracies and tricks are of no importance to you. You haven't been out and about lately, only dining at [Angel's Gift] or [Knights of Favonius], and that's why Ursa is now mentally damaged.
You then discovered that its brain had been cut out, which is why it didn't recognize you when it was beaten, and it crawled restlessly and darkly on the ground."
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