[Genshin] No More Human! After Turning into a Cat, I'll Seduce All of Fontaine

Text: “Pepe! Clervy! I’m done being human!”

After defeating the previous Servant, defecting from the House of Hearth, and abandoning his scarred human body, the demi-human Maine Coon declares: No more being human—

—He’ll be a cat!

Being a cat is so much more fun than being human!

A big, silver-gray cat catches prey and feeds it to the magician siblings living on the streets.

“Why!”

Young Lynette looks at the dead bird in front of him, at a loss.

“Lynette, have we fallen so low that even a cat can’t stand it anymore!?”

“Thinking about it, this level of intelligence… Say, Mister Big Cat, could you perhaps serve as a magical animal assistant again?”

“Tada~ The reward is catnip.”

A big, silver-gray cat is repeatedly captured and educated by Neuvillette.

“Hunting Purple Golden Seagulls is forbidden in the Court of Fontaine—Your Excellency, I know you can understand.”

He was sent to the veterinary hospital.

“Why is there so much injury under the fur, and a broken tail… Sigh.”

He was adopted into the Court of Fontaine.

“You, who possesses the ability to think, need guidance and education—Playing hooky is forbidden, and acting cute is also forbidden.”

His claws lightly press on the Duke’s chest, and through the silver-gray fur, Wriothesley can’t see through the demi-human’s true form.

“I once had a family member who looked like a cat… Oh, right, much like you.”

He pets the cat, recalling the past.

“One of my younger brothers had golden vertical pupils just like yours, cat-like ears and a tail… Peculiar and beautiful, so he left us early.”

Yes, Brother, it is precisely because of this peculiarity and beauty that I was sold off by those beasts early on and taken in by the House of Hearth.

The demi-human replied in his heart.

But the adults had all forgotten.

Besides a nimble tail, that child also had sharp, black claws.

Besides soft ears, that child also had a mouth full of sharp fangs.

Therefore, they all bid the world farewell forever, dying at the hands of the monster who should have been the victim.

The docile and friendly big cat, and the infamous killer, are one and the same!

The sins of the past are recounted one by one, and fate handcuffs the strange youth with cat ears and a severed tail to a chair in the opera house.

“Fontaine has no precedent for judging Yokai bloodlines.”

Neuvillette looks at the demi-human youth with pity in his eyes.

“But regrettably, as the Chief Justice, I must rule—Your existence has severely endangered Fontaine’s order, and your actions have touched the bottom line of civilization’s survival. Without further mitigating evidence…” I will sentence you—”

“Wait!”

“Why don’t we all watch the Ley Line’s images together?”

The wise young God stands up from the table, smiling as he takes out an improved Void system.

“Let us count the demi-human’s first half of his life frame by frame, and then pronounce judgment upon the world.”

“Is he an unforgivable villain, or yet another victim of this chaotic human world?”

*

“Let’s interview this century’s most terrifying criminal… So, Mr. Lynx, what crimes have you committed?”

[Me? There are too many to count.]

The cat slowly blinks its eyes.

[Before the Young Lady of the Étoile Circus, I forcibly abducted her father, bound him to an operating table for treatment, and imprisoned him for days just to hear her enraged cries for her father.]

[I concealed my identity as a killer and, in beast form, cried on the Chief Justice’s lap again and again, using my tears to win his affection.]

[I refused the Warden’s capture, and when he reached out to me, I spat out the most hurtful rejection, provoking him to punch me himself.]

[I smashed the Oracle Machine, held a knife to Furina’s throat, full of anger because she once ignored my prayers… Heh, that was the greatest and most tragic turning point of my life.]

[Furina is even less to be mentioned. I gave her small cakes to Furina and ate her canned food for free.]

“They don’t sound very dangerous. Have you done anything that could ruin a nation and its people?”

[Fine, fine… I took off the Grand Sage of Sumeru’s head, violated the law with force, declared myself king, and used the Dendro Archon to command the scholars. Is that enough now? ]

“…Wait, what?”

[Still not enough? Fine then, I manipulated the Ley Lines of six nations, angered all of Teyvat, and forced gods and humans to join forces to arrest me. Is that enough now? ]

“Ah? Wait, you can’t be kidding me!?”

[Who knows? Anyway, I, who committed these crimes…]

[Am full of joy and have no regrets.]

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Content Warning:

1. This is an ensemble piece set in Fontaine, with Maine Coon playing the villain and a cat(?).

In cat form, he’s a good cat, beloved by all. In human form, he’s extremely socially awkward, taciturn, and a troubled youth.

2. Non-human literature: Maine is a hybrid of a human and a type of cat demon, referred to as a demi-human (not the kind that can’t eat chocolate). His thought process = 30% human + 70% cat.

3. Warning: Potential for emotional distress.

4. Maine is deeply infatuated with Lyney., This is incorrect. Maine is deeply infatuated with Wriothesley.

These warnings will be added first, and more may be added.

Content Tags: Growth, Cute Pets, Serious Story, Slice of Life, Genshin Impact

Teyvat All-Stars, Maine Coon, Fontaine Legal Citizen

Other: Teyvat, Fontaine

A brief summary: A cat who wants to save Fontaine.

Concept: Love for family.