Chapter 105 It’s a pity that the boss doesn’t meet with the cat man

105.

"Cat boy, are you in a good mood?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at you humming with your tail raised, and asked curiously, "Did something good happen to you?"

"Hehe, from now on Cat Man will also be an organized cat." With the Light Sharp Team, the speed of capturing lb has become faster, cool!

You skipped to the bar, counting on your fingers as you shared with Oda Sakunosuke the good things about the organization: "The boss gives us lots of tasks quickly, and the colleagues are nice to talk to. Everyone in the organization is talented, and pets are allowed. Cat men like that place."

"Well, it seems you like it very much." Oda Sakunosuke's eyes softened, he took a sip of wine, "Great, congratulations."

"Eh——" Dazai Osamu, who was committing suicide using a new method, raised his head, wiped the water off his face, and said to you in a sarcastic tone, "How much do you like me? Do you like me more than you like Odasaku?"

"Wow, I like it so much that I refuse to come to Hong Kong//Hei."

"So what?" You flicked your tail, ignoring Dazai's sour words, "Why don't you reflect on whether you were sincere enough in inviting the cat man?"

Dazai Osamu snorted very loudly, turned his back and began to sulk.

You approached Sakaguchi Ango and shouted, "Wow, Xiaokou, there's a childish kid here. I won't tell you who it is—"

Sakaguchi Ango pushed up his glasses calmly and said, "No, there are two childish people here."

"Oh, so it's Xiaokou too?" You turned around and told Oda Sakunosuke, "Xiaosuke, they're in the childish group and they won't take you with them, turn evil and show them."

"Is that so..." Oda Sakunosuke lowered his head in thought, his aho-hair swaying back and forth. After a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at Sakaguchi Ango seriously, "Then I will form the dark faction with the cat man group."

"...Mr. Oda, it's because of your attitude that they are becoming more and more childish! You should refuse them at this time..."

Before Ango Sakaguchi could say anything, Dazai Osamu came over and grabbed his coat, declaring war on him sinisterly: "I will definitely be the winner. Surrender, you thieving cat who betrayed us and joined another organization!"

Sakaguchi Ango, who was actually a spy, kept his mouth shut with a guilty conscience.

You didn't say anything, just stared at Dazai Osamu.

The latter's smile slowly faded under your gaze. Dazai Osamu said expressionlessly: "Don't you want to continue playing house with your friends?"

“Dazai, you…” You hammered your palm, “Are you jealous?”

Do they care so much about you joining other organizations? Didn't they just reject the invitation from the Hong Kong//Black? Really, who calls the Hong Kong//Black logo not a rat?

An organization that has the courage to infringe on Disney's copyright will win the hearts of players first.

"Don't worry, cats love everyone equally." You looked at Dazai Osamu affectionately, "Cats are not fickle, it's just that cats' hearts are broken into many pieces, and each piece loves a different person." Loving different but equally excellent and useful tools.

Eh? I think I've said this line before? Who cares? The line isn't new, as long as it works.

"So don't worry, even if you are childish, you can still love cats bravely, because cats love you too." After a pause, you made a heart shape to Dazai Osamu seriously, "Chimi~"

Dazai Osamu's silence was deafening.

After a while, he held his stomach and frowned, "Oh no, I feel like vomiting... I might be allergic to idiots."

"Then the source of your allergy is quite strange...but is there an idiot here?" You covered your mouth, and the cat man was surprised, "Could it be...are you allergic to Xiaokou and Xiaozhu? That's too much."

Dazai Osamu turned his head sharply, with an accusing look on his face: "... Odasaku, please take care of this!"

Oda Sakunosuke's hair bounced again, and he pretended not to notice: "...The sun is shining brightly tonight."

…

You brought him to the bar, and the lappet snake that volunteered to perform today was grunting as it rolled up the glass with its tail, and carefully and rigorously helped you put the cleaned glass on the shelf.

Sasakanushi was high up on the wine rack, looking at the noisy people below, and said thoughtfully: The master seems to like playing with the black-haired guy more, so...

The master likes black hair. His mood became cheerful, and the master's favorite government blade was indeed him.

Mizuko Masahide, who is also a black-haired government blade: Mo?

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Feijia has banned your suona.

The reason was that nearby residents thought the noise they made was too loud and disturbing, which caused him to receive a large number of complaints in a short period of time.

"Is that so?" You don't really understand what an intelligence dealer should do, "But aren't we the kind who have no morals and would break the law? Boss, your moral index is really high." You actually care about the villager NPC.

However, the villagers in this instance are quite smart in their interaction templates, and they can even complain...

When you first come to this dungeon, you think that only high-level NPCs can trigger dialogues and actions, and ordinary villagers can only make "hum" sounds like in a certain game.

I don't know how much big data the game team used to train the model. For the sake of the NPCs, would you be willing to give this game an extra 0.1 points?

"Thank you for your compliment, so..." Fei Jia turned around from typing on the computer, his eyes indifferent, "Is the pet you brought today a Shiba Inu?"

"I originally wanted to bring the cats, but I'm afraid that the boss will misunderstand me, right?" You put the two mountain owls in your arms up and said, "Boss, are you interested in the clothes in the cat shop? Buy them in bulk for the mice, and the cat man can give you a 99% discount."

"No, thank you for the recommendation."

"Boss, you are so polite, meow. Do you want to watch today's animal volunteer performance?" After thinking for a moment, you held up the two mountain bass, "These are the two best singing choruses in our village."

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi:?

Yamaubakiri Kunihiro encouraged himself by whispering, "I am... I am the Lord's masterpiece... I can sing very well..."

"Hidden man," Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi said calmly, "There's no need to work hard in a place like this."

Haha, he should have known this after Hibiki returned to Honmaru... I thought Shiba Inus wouldn't be used in animal performances - after all, they can't perform the snake dance - but I didn't expect you to let them sing?

It would be better to write a report in Honmaru. Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi has a dead look in his eyes. Who wants to listen to a puppy singing? Is he the boss of the master in this world? Isn't he also a plush fan?

"...No, your pets seem reluctant." Fei Jia noticed the look in Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's eyes, quickly found an excuse to refuse, and smiled, "You can let them rest for a while."

"Eh? Are you reluctant?"

You look down at Yamaubakiri Kunihiro, the yellow Shiba Inu's tail wagging high, like a brave dog unafraid of singing; then you look at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, who seems reluctant, but after noticing your gaze, the white Shiba Inu's tail wagging again.

"No, they're happy to do it." To prove yourself, you put the two Yamaubakiri in place and said to Yamaubakiri Kunihiro, "Beibei, come on, sing a few lines."

After reaching his peak, Yamaubakiri Kunihiro speaks boldly and affectionately.

You who can understand, and Gogol who can't understand but joins in the fun, clap your hands together: "Oh, Sri Lanka is the best!"

You looked at the shy Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi with an encouraging look: "Benben, go ahead!"

After being silent for a long time, Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi finally spoke with difficulty: "...Woof."

"Isn't this great? How about a, uh, brother character song?"

…

Listening to the barking sounds coming from the room, Fei Jia strangely detected a rhythm.

"...There is no mission today." Feijia stopped working and smiled, "You can take your pets and go back first."

“Huh?” You were disappointed. “Not today?”

"Yes."

"Then Boss..." You looked at Feijia eagerly, "Are you dissatisfied with the cat?" Your ears turned into airplane ears, and your tail drooped. "Why did you let the cat go back without any mission? Are you dissatisfied with the cat's noise?"

Hearing what you said, the two Yambachei that were originally singing a song turned their heads together and stared at Feijia with unfriendly eyes, as if they were going to rush up and take the head of the weak Russian if he said yes.

“…I don’t dare.”

Seeing Feijia's suppressed expression, Gogol rolled on the table with laughter: "Hahahaha, you are so free! Gogol likes you even more!"

“Really?” You pricked up. “I knew no one would dislike cat men!”

But if the boss says there is no mission...then you should find a suitable place in Yokohama to build a factory and farm...

Actually, you quite like that pit in Leibo Street. There are low-level NPCs everywhere. Isn't that a perfect labor force?

When you get back, find a detective agency to commission you and ask them to help you write an application for land authorization.

It doesn't matter if the government disagrees, you can kill first and ask for permission later. When the government sends a large number of NPCs with strong military power, you can spray them with the Gem Beasts and then capture them all as security guards.

Speaking of which... you touched your chin, looking serious. The glass for the Leaning Tower of Pisa is almost complete, so there are still many things to do next.

"Then Boss, if you're fine, I'll leave first, meow."

Just as you were about to summon Chocobo, you suddenly remembered something and hurriedly took out the flawless ring and Azema Rose from your backpack. You slid down to your knees in front of Fei Jia and said, "Boss, cats are not educated, but the wind that misses you still blows to the cat's nest, so cats know that cats like you... I forgot in the middle, boss, can you marry cats?"

Every time I come to the Rat in the Dead House to take on a mission, I have to look for bases one by one. New bases keep popping up like bamboo shoots after rain...

This is not good for the cats. I hope the mouse leader will not be ignorant of good and evil. It would be best if he quickly gives up his resistance and gives you Platinum, allowing you to use the ring to teleport to the organization in three seconds. But don't force you... Cats can do anything if they are pushed into a corner!

If you don't believe me, unplug his computer right now and roll on the ground to beg him!

Before Feijia could say anything, the two Yamachetes began to bark anxiously.

"... No, I'm not worthy of you." Fedya kept smiling. "If you want to get married, I can recommend Gogol to you."

"Although it's very interesting..." Gogol stood up after laughing enough and adjusted his hat, "but marriage means you are not free, so Xiao Chou's answer is -"

Gogol, dressed in white, began to spin in circles again.

"No!"

It doesn't matter who you marry, as long as you can get to your base, you can retort: ​​"But when you think that marriage is not free, is this fixed idea also a kind of unfreedom of thought?"

After hearing what you said, Gogol's brain went blank for a while.

After a while, he suddenly laughed and took the ring from your hand with his coat: "That's it! Then get married! For freedom!"

Marriage can also become a constraint on freedom; as long as he kills his nominal partner, he will be one step closer to freedom.

Gogol looked at Feiya, who smiled faintly.

really……

Fei Jia pushed him out on purpose. He is indeed his spiritual friend. That’s awesome!

Gogol slips the ring casually onto his finger, humming a tuneless song as he examines the stone in the light.

For freedom...

He would certainly kill his dear friend.

The desperate Paw Patrol just watched you win the platinum target.