Chapter 106 The Fastest Resignation Achievement

106.

I heard from Yamaubakiri and the others that it only took you three seconds to marry a colleague at work, and the whole Honmaru was shocked.

You had just picked up the bowl when you returned to Honmaru and prepared to have a delicious meal. The anxious-looking Utsusemi Kanesada rushed over and interrupted you: "Master, are you married? To whom? A man or a woman? Is it true? How much is your income? Who loses control first?"

After you swallowed the fried chicken in your mouth, you calmly drank a sip of soup: "Gexian, put the knife back first."

"Oh, this one?" Kasen Kanesada didn't put the knife away. He looked at you and smiled elegantly, "Don't worry, Master. No matter who loses control first, I will make that guy the 37th person to be beheaded."

"Isn't it just a marriage? Cat Man already has 108 wives." After thinking for a while, you cleared your throat and said seriously, "I just want to marry..."

Who is that, Cicada? The name is not important, skip it.

"It was me who insisted on marrying the pretty boy as the transmission point. It was me who came up with the platinum plan with him. Why don't you kill me... and you are not allowed to kill me, because I am right."

"Because I can't do it, Master..." Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who had watched the popular TV series with you and appeared at the door like a grudge male ghost, gritted his teeth at this moment, "Master, didn't we always get high from oral sex before? Why did it really end this time?"

"Since other people can do it—" Tsurumaru Kuninaga rushed over, hugged your legs tightly, and howled, "Why can't Tsuru? Tsuru wants to marry the master too!"

"Sorry, the Pure Love system does not support multi-person marriage." Unless you can find that multi-person marriage mod that you can never get to play.

You looked down at Tsurumaru Kuninaga and sighed, looking worried at a 45-degree angle: "This is...hiss...the wrong time meets...hiss...the wrong blade."

"No, in the eyes of the master, is He not right at all?!"

Ignoring the noisy Tsurumaru Kuninaga, Kadakiri Mitsutada smiled mysteriously: "Master, I have learned a lot of new recipes recently. In the next month... well, three months, can I invite you to come back to Honmaru for dinner?"

Regardless of how deep the relationship is, as long as the master spends most of the time in Honmaru, I don't believe that this marriage will not end! Candakiri Mitsutada is ignited. I don't believe that the entire Honmaru kitchen team can't keep the master!

Ichigo Ichijin, who once again joins this inexplicable group of Honmaru parents, asks you with a smile about your new work environment, and considerately puts all the emotion-related information he has collected in the most conspicuous place.

You have indeed seen that the titles of these stories are all "How to identify a Phoenix Man", "Surprise! If the husband wants to eat up the whole family, these tricks will make it so that the other party will never be able to make a comeback", "Small tricks to make the scumbag die without a burial place", "Study for one hour every day to make the colleague who has multiple relationships permanently doomed to failure"... This kind of, um, marriage self-defense teachings.

"What's wrong, Lord?" Ichigo Ichijin kept smiling. "Is there anything wrong with these materials? I think you need them right now."

"Of course, in order to answer your questions, I have carefully studied each one. Please rest assured, if your little white face..." He did not say the rest, but just pulled the knife out a little, "I will make him become a little Japanese face."

You eat your next serving of fried chicken in silence.

Sometimes...

The first period of Ni was also quite dark and scary.

As for "Alluki's Dog", Oshikiri Hasebe, after hearing the news of Alluki's marriage, he became overly emotional and spoke excessively, so he was put into Alluki's Pain Room by the others to calm down.

Therefore, he was unable to participate in the "Honmaru Family Group Review and Suppression Campaign".

*

But the blade of Honmaru was only agitated for a while - you are a person who only eats oil and salt, what is there to worry about? You might as well worry about who will be caught and sent to the voluntary animal show tomorrow.

But it’s different for you if you have a platinum partner: Gogol only needs to put the ring on his hand, but Catman has to consider more things, such as what kind of posture to strike when teleporting to show Catman’s handsomeness 100%.

Should we keep the ring kissing action from the PC game? It feels a bit too ambiguous; snapping fingers? Administrator 02 rejected the action design with fierce words; one-handed prayer gesture? It can only show half of the charm of the cat man...

A few days later, in Fedya and Gogol's film Rats of the Dead House, you appeared in front of them with a rose in your mouth, your jawline concave in your profile, your limbs crossed on the ground, and a special effect of love hearts flying all over the sky.

"Hi, darlings, good afternoon." You spit the ordinary rose in front of Gogol, and after struggling to separate your tangled hands, feet and tail, you stood up and enthusiastically walked to Feijia's side, "Boss, I haven't seen you for a few days. Do you miss your cat?"

"I knew the boss missed Catman, so is there a new mission, boss?" You wandered around in another new base, and didn't give up and punched the wall - good, there is no model here, "Boss, why doesn't the company's base have a trash can? Shouldn't there be a trash can for feeding rats?"

Gogol dragged the wastebasket to you with a smile. You squatted down and started to rummage through the small garbage pile. Good, there was nothing!

"Can that loving and free pose just now allow you to teleport?" Gogol squatted down with you, "Can Xiao Chou do it too?"

"No, this is one-way." After nonchalantly placing the empty wastebasket back at Feijia's feet, you began to comfort your teleportation NPC, "Don't be sad, although you can't do it now, as long as you are willing to work hard..."

Gogol was curious: "Can it be done?"

"You will find that you can't do it in the future."

After exploring the new base, you approached Feijia again and asked eagerly: "Boss, are there no new missions yet?"

"I regret to inform you..." Feiya sighed, showing an appropriate expression of regret, "you have been dismissed by the Rat of the Dead House."

Almost at the same time, the system popped up a prompt.

[You have been asked to leave the "Rat in the Dead House"]

[The Light Sharp Squad has been disbanded]

[You have obtained a hidden achievement: Being fired is just a new beginning]

[You have been given the title: Workplace Unskilled Person]

[Administrator 02 has issued achievement rewards: 1 dog doll]

I feel like I'm being scolded, and I'm sure I need to open the system panel and scold the administrator.

"No, Boss, why?" You pounced on Feijia and began to force the cat to lock the man, "If you don't let the cat be a wise ghost, the cat will cling to you like this for the rest of your life."

Even though he was almost suffocated, Fei Jia remained calm and replied: "The organization is not well managed and will go bankrupt soon. Please find another way out."

"Oh, so that's it. Boss, you're thinking about the cat." You let go of Feijia and wagged your tail. "Then Feijia, can I take over the company?"

"The cat likes you guys very much."

Playing games, how can you not pay for work?

"Thank you for your interest." Fei Jia replied in a leisurely tone, "I wonder if you have heard that a mysterious supernatural person died and left behind a legacy of 500 billion."

He sighed, with a look of pity: "The war is about to begin."

"If you were a god..." He looked at you with a pious and focused look, "could you save these innocent lives?"

"If you really want it..." You scratched your head, "Maybe?" But Fei Jia was not sincere, and there was not even a mission bubble...

"Hehe, Feijia, I told you it's useless." Gogol came to Feijia's side and winked at you, "Xiao Chou likes you very much, but for Xiao Chou's freedom..."

"Please go to hell."

Something cold touched the back of your head, and at the same time, you heard the sound of a bullet being loaded.

["Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol" stole your "Postpartum Care of Sows" through his supernatural "coat"]

[“Postpartum Care of Sows” has been lost]

The real magic book seller turned out to be a gigolo! You looked at Gogol, angrily: "You stole the cat's book, you are bad! Divorce! You must divorce!"

Gogol's expression doesn't change, but you can hear the slight sound of the trigger being pulled.

Fei Jia quietly flips through "Postpartum Care for Sows". After a while, he politely asks you: "May I know why your book can summon creatures from other worlds? And why do you want to get the 'book'?"

Seeing that you didn't answer, Feijia closed the book and bowed slightly to you: "Well, thank you for the happiness you brought me these days... Досвидания (Goodbye)."

You sighed and muttered, "I wanted to be a good cat..." Can't you play puzzle games without using your brain? Why are there NPCs everywhere who are smarter than the standard and want to plot against the cat man?

If you continue like this, you will be cheating - pause the game, spend money to hire Mihua Detective to help you think - how come those cheating detectives outside the game can't be considered your cheat?

Catman is also very sad about losing a boss who is very active in issuing tasks and becoming enemies with the other party...so you decide to blow them all up.

Feijia, who was standing not far away, noticed that two round bombs with ignited fuses suddenly appeared in your hands.

[Cherry Bomb: Explosion is art! Have you seen a pink mushroom cloud? You will see one soon. Explosion range: sphere with a radius of 500 meters. ]

Having been colleagues for a while, you naturally know the range of Gogol's supernatural power, so you deliberately chose a bomb that would definitely hit the opponent no matter where he runs.

"Well then..." You threw the bomb into the air and gave a kind smile to the two people who were about to use Gogol's power to transfer, "See you over there, darlings."

"Bang——"

That day, a huge pink mushroom cloud appeared in the sky over Yokohama.

*

You didn't go back to a recent time, but to the day when you killed Verlaine.

Under the suspicious gazes of the other people, you rode the bird to the base of the Rat of the Dead House, dropping a cherry bomb at each place you landed, dropping a cherry bomb at each place you landed...

He totally ignored how devastated Sakaguchi Ango and Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi were who were cleaning up for you.

You let out a sigh of relief after cleaning out the rat's nest. Although you can still find the names of Fedya and Gogol, which means they are not dead, you feel good now!

When doing daily tasks in the future, blow up the rat's nest if you see it.

Back at Honmaru, you were about to go to the kitchen for comfort, but you bumped into Izumi-no-kami Kanesada in the corridor. He noticed the direction you were heading and tried to say something, "Master, the kitchen..."

"snort!"

You turned your head away and ignored the other party. You were hurt by a mouse, and you decided not to give rodents a good look for the rest of your life.

This is the emperor's wrath!

When you came to the kitchen, you pulled at the clothes of Candelabra Mitsutada and cried, "Mickey, the cat man is unemployed and divorced... It will take Micky's research of new dishes to make him better."

After the replay, Candakiri Mitsutada, who knew nothing about your experience, said: "Huh? How did the master know that I was researching new dishes? Did Mr. Tsuru reveal it to him?" Haha, I'll hang Mr. Tsuru up and give him a beating this afternoon.

"Now that the master knows about the surprise I prepared..." Candelaike Mitsutada rolled up his sleeves, "Even though it's not handsome enough, please have a taste of it."

“I learned about the tenth-best cuisine in the neighboring country—university cafeteria cuisine.”

Candlestick chef Mitsutada brought out several dishes.

"Please have some. This is fried bitter melon with strawberries. This is fried watermelon with zucchini. This is pearl milk tea with snail noodles... These are all the results of my research today."

You swallowed and took a big step back: No wonder there was only rice sauce in the kitchen today, why didn’t you remind the cat? !

Izumi-no-kami Kanesada, who was planning to remind you but was inexplicably snorted by you, was now sitting in the temaki field, puzzled: No, why not?

Kunihiro Horikawa came over with tea and asked, "Is Kane-san disliked by the master?"

"How is that possible?! But... Guo Guang, tell me... do you like me?"

"...Kunihiro, what's that expression on your face? Speak."

"Well, Kane-san, go to bed early today." Kunihiro Horikawa put away his tea and smiled, "Anything can come true in dreams."

"……Hello!"