Chapter 125 You, and you, and good meow

125.

"Please."

You place the three glasses of cocktails elegantly on the bar.

"This is from Xiaozhu, 'Jinqing Xiaojiu Hot Spicy', a very perfect red color...! Doesn't it look like a butter hot pot? Don't worry, cat cocktails are very interesting today! This wine will definitely give you an experience that hits your taste buds."

You are excited to introduce your work to others.

"This is Chuuya's, 'The sunset is so beautiful, but I can't sleep enough'. The bright and bold orange color like the sunset, does it remind you of the joy of driving along the beach in the evening?"

"This is from Dazai, 'I stepped on your leg and broke it in the dark room, but can you forgive me for it being so dark?', Yeah, just like the name, the cat also added black sesame paste, hair care!"

The three people across from the bar looked at the drinks in front of them in silence.

"Why don't you say anything?" You put your hands on the bar, wagging your tail. "Are you shocked by the cat man's unparalleled bartending skills?"

"I have a stomach problem."

Dazai Osamu, whose face turned paler by the second and who seemed to be dying soon, calmly pushed the wine glass a little further away and gave you a weak smile: "The doctor told me not to drink. Although I really want to taste it, I'm sorry..."

Nakahara Chuuya, who had never seen such a scene before, had a look on his face as if he had seen a ghost.

Wow, you have never seen such a timid Dazai Osamu. The Dazai Osamu next door is rolling on the ground to join the drinking group, but here he can't even drink a drop of alcohol. Poor Dazai...

The cat man will definitely help him fulfill his wish to drink!

You looked up, shedding a few sympathetic tears, then stood on the bar, and quickly grabbed Dazai Osamu's chin and poured the wine down his throat: "Don't worry, the fairy will save you."

The wine that he had not swallowed in time flowed out from the corners of his mouth. Dazai Osamu put on a calm smile and slowly fell to the ground.

"Hey, are you okay?"

Nakahara Chuuya hurriedly bypassed Oda Sakunosuke and ran to Dazai Osamu - although Mackerel was a bastard, now was not the time for him to die.

But when he lowered his head, he saw Dazai Osamu reaching out his shaking hand, dipping it in the water in the cup beside him—he didn't know why there was a cup of water on the ground—and then, stubbornly and tremblingly, he wrote a few words on the ground:

"The murderer is..."

Then, his head tilted and a ball of white soul came out of his mouth.

Neurosis. Nakahara Chuuya put away his worried look, put his soul back with an expressionless face, kicked Dazai Osamu mercilessly, and sat back in his seat.

The moment he picked up the wine glass, Oda Sakunosuke's flawless actions were triggered, and even his hair stood on end in shock.

Seeing your eyes shift to him, the mature father who hadn't had any major emotional fluctuations for a long time actually felt a little nervous: "I..." Oda Sakunosuke looked away guiltily, "I have to go back to take care of the children at night..."

"Suke—" You smiled and turned to Oda Sakunosuke, "Hey, you don't want to drink? Don't you like to have a drink at night? Are you rejecting the cat? Sob sob...Are you afraid of getting drunk? It's okay, the cat has prepared a hangover medicine."

You raised your glass and slowly moved closer: "Come on, assistant, it's time to drink."

“Does this wine taste weird?” Seeing you and Oda Sakunosuke in a stalemate, Nakahara Chuuya raised his glass of wine in confusion, “It looks like there’s nothing wrong…”

“Is that so!” You left Oda Sakunosuke behind and flashed to the side of Nakahara Chuuya, feeling moved. “Chuuya, as expected, only people who love wine understand wine——I love you, meow.”

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

Feeling somewhat puzzled, Nakahara Chuuya still raised his glass and took a sip under your expectant gaze.

In the middle of the Central Plains, it happened suddenly.

When you approached Nakahara Chuuya, Oda Sakunosuke took the opportunity to pour the wine on the ground.

When you turned around, you only saw Oda Sakunosuke, who looked calm, and an empty wine glass: "Huh? Xiaozhu, you drink so fast?"

"Yeah." Oda Sakunosuke nodded sincerely, "I drank it. It's amazing." The wine that can drug a trained killer is indeed amazing...

Although it happened in the future that he saw through the seamless.

*

You called out to the fairy and gave each of the two people who fell to the ground medical treatment and rehabilitation.

Strange... You twitched your ears, a little confused. When did they get the poison vomiting debuff?

The pure black Hong Kong/Black is really a dangerous organization. You sighed, and you will be caught if you are not careful, it is really terrible... Fortunately, your Hong Kong/Black has been half cleaned up and landed on the shore.

"Hmm? Dazai, why aren't you talking to Xiaozhu?" You looked at Dazai Osamu, who had been silent since waking up, while cleaning up the cups, wondering, "Did you two have a fight?"

"Well..." Oda Sakunosuke started, "I and this..." He paused, "Dazai, this should be the first time we meet."

"Oh, that's right, but you two are a very close spit-smashing duo in the other world." You put the cup into the sink, wagging your tail and continued, "Originally there was also Xiaokou... but the Xiaokou here seems to like working overtime, you can use Chuuya as a meal replacement."

Isn't it said that Zhong is also the fourth member of the Rogue Faction?

After wiping the water droplets off the cup, you took out the Ango glasses from another world from your backpack - you stole them, I don't know when - and then forced them onto Chuuya Nakahara's face.

You turned around and said respectfully to the other two, "Please use your meal replacement version of spit to attack."

“Oh…” Oda Sakunosuke sighed in a vague way. He looked at Nakahara Chuuya who was trying to take off the glasses on Ka’s face and greeted him seriously, “Hello… Xiaokou.”

“Don’t listen to this guy!” Nakahara Chuuya finally took off his glasses and looked at you angrily, “How can friends replace meals?!”

“You’re right.” After thinking for a moment, you nodded seriously, “This is so disrespectful to the little ones!”

So you took Ango's glasses and after adjusting the angle, you placed them in front of an empty seat and placed a cup of Ango Sakaguchi's favorite tomato juice next to the glasses.

You stood up and nodded with satisfaction: "That's all right."

"There are problems everywhere!"

Oda Sakunosuke raised his wine glass and gently touched Ango's tomato juice: "Nice to meet you, sip."

"Detective Agency, don't get used to him!"

…

Dazai Osamu looked at this scene and couldn't help but smile gently.

He lowered his head, fumbled with the cup gently, and sighed: I am so happy to be able to see such a scene that it doesn't matter if I die now...

"Dazai?" You poked your head out, "Why aren't you talking?"

That's not right... You stroked your chin, and an idea suddenly occurred to you. According to what kind of temptation did Xiaosuke have for Dazai? No, it's attraction.

Shouldn't this kid come over like a cat seeing catnip? Wasn't he still sobbing in the office for not being friends with Xiaokou Xiaozhu? Why is he silent now? Could it be...

You said with a serious expression: "Did you have a conflict with your assistant?"

"No, no, this is the first time I met Odasaku."

"Don't worry, leave it to the cat. I will definitely fix it for you... No, I will definitely fix it with the magic of friendship!"

You, who was not listening at all, dragged Dazai Osamu who was sitting far away over to you, and then put his hand together with Oda Sakunosuke's hand, and said seriously: "You, and you, hold my hand and make peace with me. Don't let go until we become good friends."

After Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke sat together, they became even more silent.

It was Oda Sakunosuke who took the initiative to raise his glass: "Hello, I'm Oda Sakunosuke, nice to meet you..."

He gently touched Dazai's cup.

"Dazai."

Dazai Osamu remained silent.

But you see his other hand is tightening.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at him patiently, even though the other party never answered.

"ah……"

The man with iris eyes whose voice trembled still had his head lowered. He sounded like he was crying, but also like he was laughing.

"Long time no see, Odasaku."

*

Dazai Osamu shared his life with Oda Sakunosuke: he personally dismantled a dumb bullet, made very hard tofu, and successfully made a vibrant consommé chicken...

If there is a next time, he would like to invite Oda Sakunosuke to taste the food he cooks.

Zhongyuan Zhongye, who was sitting next to him, was stunned by what he heard.

"That bastard Mackerel has such a human side..." Nakahara Chuuya muttered, "He actually went to defuse the bomb alone. Tsk, does he have the self-awareness that he is the leader of an organization?"

Seeing the gentle expressions on Dazai Osamu's faces when he was chatting with Oda Sakunosuke, Nakahara Chuuya couldn't rush over and get angry and teach this bastard a lesson.

Friends...

Nakahara Chuuya fell silent and clenched the cup in his hand. He closed his eyes and several names came to his mind: Publicity Officer, Pianist, Dumb Bird, Doctor, Cold-blooded...

If these bastards don't come to see him in his dreams again, he will soon forget what they look like... Nakahara Chuuya laughed at himself, but he didn't blame them.

After all, he doesn't dream at all.

"Chuya Chuya..." You interrupted Chuya Nakahara's memories, and came over stealthily, whispering, "Where did you bury the people from the Flag Society?"

"You..." Nakahara Chuuya's eyes widened, "You know the Flag Association?"

"What else?" You glanced at him, thinking that Chuuya here was easily startled, "We are all capable men in the Catman Factory."

"Once you enter the cat man factory, you are a cat person. As long as they are willing to endure hardships, they will have endless hardships. As long as they are willing to eat candy..." After a pause, you calmly added the last sentence, "You can always eat up all the candy, meow."

"Then they..." Nakahara Chuuya hesitated for a moment and asked cautiously, "Are they okay?"

"Very good?" You are not sure what the standard is for good or not, so just answer it literally, "It's okay. No matter how bad a person is, he can't be bad if he can make money for cats. This is the cat man's view of being hungry!"

“…Really?” Nakahara Chuuya let out a sigh of relief, “That’s good.”

"Yes, meow, so I want to go to the flag association's tomb and coax people up with meows and meows, and then they can continue to contribute to the cat's business..."

"Oh? I don't want to go back to Honmaru..."

A familiar voice that makes your hair stand on end comes from behind.

"Where else do you want to go?"

I finally found your coordinates through the current affairs positioning and sent them to you immediately. Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, who hadn't slept for several weeks, stood at the door and gave you a kind smile.

"Owner?"

Nakahara Chuuya stood up, looked at the newcomer vigilantly, and protected you behind him. Noticing Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's sword, he prepared for battle, with a faint red light around him.

"Chuuya, stand down."

Dazai Osamu raised his head and looked at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi gloomily. Did he come so soon? He put on a false smile and said, "He just went to visit an old friend. As a retainer, he will not hinder the master's decision, right?"

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, who is now very irritated, doesn't really want to deal with Heini. He tutted in dissatisfaction and slowly approached you: "Why don't you come out and explain it, Master?"

"Explain...explain what?"

The moment Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi appears, your game system, which has been in disrepair, disconnected for years and full of bugs, returns to normal.

Before you can be happy, message windows from Honmaru pop up one after another, leaving you no chance to breathe, and the system crashes again.

After finally setting all the messages as read, you look up and hear the soul of Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi questioning you - but you didn't hear a word of the previous conversation, so what is he trying to explain?

Scratching your head, you asked hesitantly, "Is the cat... eating, drinking, and gambling?"

Seeing that Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi’s expression didn’t improve, you immediately stood up and added, “I’ll take you with me next time, meow!”

strangeness……

You are even more confused.

Did I say something wrong? Why is Chang Yi even angrier?