Chapter 126: Explaining that Cat Man is a Cat Lover
126.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi looked like he wanted to beat you up, but couldn't bring himself to do it. He could only pick you up with a forbearing look on his face, preparing to take you back directly.
"Hashibean Sack Bonbon." Without waiting for others to step forward to stop you, you spun around in the air and meowed at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, "Cat, I still have things to do, so I won't go back yet, meow."
You just placed an order and signed a contract! Even if I can find you with a knife, this thing cannot be returned. You have never wasted money. Dazai Osamu must make a cat the prime minister!
Dazai Osamu, who had originally breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly felt a chill.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi looked at you expressionlessly for a while, then he put you down and said with fatigue and disappointment: "Ha, so you didn't even think about coming back..."
He pinched his brows and laughed at himself: "We were worried about you and we have been looking for you for several weeks. We are just like Xiao Chou..."
The always serious and reliable official blade lowered his head, his eyes darkened: From this point of view, he is not as good as the fake one. If Kamikakushi can really keep people in Honmaru...
"What do you mean by a few weeks?" You wagged your tail, your eyes innocent and clear, "Hasn't the cat only been here for a day?"
You still want to praise Shizheng for being very efficient this time, but from what Changyi said, it took them a long time to find you?
Well, it seems that no matter where in time and space, the government is always inefficient in getting things done.
The time difference problem... The time difference problem is not your problem. What you need to consider now is how to use up the contract you have spent money on!
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's dark thoughts were interrupted by your words. He frowned and looked at Dazai Osamu - if this world and current politics were produced at a time difference, the problem would only be with the pillars of the world.
Tsk, how come the world consciousness here only found a black mud spirit as a pillar? The parallel world next door knows to find a few more, no wonder the world wall here is so fragile...
Otherwise, he wouldn't be the only Blade coming.
The group of Blades in Honmaru who lost Alluki's energy, after hearing that there is a Blade who can see the Judge first, all began to fall into unrealistic fantasies anytime and anywhere. When they saw that the Blade was fine, they burst into a series of strange laughs the next second.
If it weren't for Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi taking the back door... well, if it wasn't for his good reputation and reliable image being passed directly from current politics, who knows how many blades he would have to fight with.
I don’t really want to help clear up the misunderstanding. I wish the misunderstanding would deepen. I hope those gods of death would leave disappointed and go far away, leaving the sad cat in this world. Dazai Osamu smiled and said, “Well, it’s true that I only came for one day.”
Tsk, so the troublemaker came too quickly. He thought sinisterly, he is just a retainer, he will not lose in robbing cats.
But the cat is still there, and he will suppress those dark thoughts.
However, Dazai Osamu didn't know that when the swordsmen under your command were too disappointed, they would carry out unhealthy and depraved plots in order to keep the judge in Honmaru forever.
Although the person involved will not have the awareness that "Honmaru has fallen", he will not cooperate with the development of unhealthy plots.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi understood everything and calmed himself down in an instant. His face was no longer sour and his mood was cheerful. "What else do you want to do?"
"It's just a small matter, meow."
“Since it’s just a small matter…” Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi crossed his arms over his chest and looked at you with a half-smile, “Come back to Honmaru with me today.”
"I have memorized the coordinates of this world. If you have anything you want to do, you can come back next time."
Haha, there won't be a next time. Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi glanced at Dazai Osamu again. Those people in the mission world were already troublesome enough, and there was no need for another evil-minded black mud to compete with them for the attention of the Inquisitor.
After a pause, he seemed to remember something and said, "The cooking skills of Candlestick Cutting have improved a lot. The refrigerator is almost full of snacks...Ah, it's a pity that not many people in Honmaru like to eat them. They are about to be thrown into the trash can."
Your ears stood up, and you wiped the corners of your mouth, and you said righteously: "The cat will bear it! The cat will carry it! The cat will eat eat eat!" You can even do something that would harm Mimi-chan's snacks!
"Rather than traveling through time and space, it's better to stay here, right?" Dazai Osamu joined the battle, "I'm happy to help the cat man."
“What’s more…” He winked at you, “Cat Man wouldn’t mind taking over another Hong Kong/Black in the parallel world, right?”
"Well, I did work hard... so Hong Kong/Heilongjiang has grown bigger than the one next door." Dazai Osamu said casually, "Those factories that couldn't be built due to space reasons can also be built here."
"Chuuya and Verlaine in the basement can also be used by the cat man."
With your tail raised, your eyes brighten: "Cats can help people fly." Two do the work and two act as mounts, and four people take turns working. How cool!
Nakahara Chuuya who was named said slowly:?
No, if you want to grab the cat, just grab the cat, why bother with him? Nakahara Chuuya glared at Dazai Osamu, but soon he thought, you are the family of "Nakahara Chuuya", so shouldn't he also fight for it...
"So..." The two men stopped arguing and looked at you at the same time, saying in unison, "Which side do you choose?"
Your ears and tail drooped down, and you murmured: "Cat...Cat chooses the middle."
No? Why are you feeling guilty? Players can go wherever they want, why should a mere NPC control them?
You stood up again: "If you don't know this, why don't you ask the magic conch?"
"Besides..." You wagged your tail, righteously, "Only children make choices. Cat Man wants them all."
Of course, you can grab the New World Port/Black Building Factory in one hand, grab some snacks from the Honmaru refrigerator in one hand, grab four gravity users to play with in one hand, and grab some sauce to stir-fry a few more dishes in one hand...
Seeing that Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi and Dazai Osamu were about to say something, you quickly took out your handy giant cactus and hit them on the back of their heads: "Stop talking, cats understand. Good night, meow."
Nakahara Chuuya took a deep breath and touched the back of his head with lingering fear - why did he also feel like he was hit on the head by a cactus?
In fact, I don't want to blame Dazai Osamu, but as a member of the Hong Kong/Black community, I have to bear the corresponding responsibilities. Nakahara Chuuya asks you: "Are they okay?"
“It’s okay, meow.” You calmly put the cactus into your backpack. “It will just depend on your physical condition and you will be unconscious for 1234 days.”
"This is not okay at all!"
"The cat is helping them." You raised your head and chest, and said confidently, "Changyi and Dazai haven't slept well for a long time, and they are both suffering from the debuff of lack of sleep. The cat gave each of them a cactus, and the cat helped them sleep. The cat is doing a good job!"
"Oh..." Oda Sakunosuke was in awe, "Catman helped them fall asleep, that's amazing."
"… Detective Agency, I've told you not to exaggerate anything!"
*
Dazai Osamu woke up in the leader's office.
The plush blanket slipped off his body, and the bandage on his face became loose, revealing his intact left eye. The back of his head still ached, so he reached out and touched it, hissing softly.
“Wake up…” Nakahara Chuuya, who was sitting in the leader’s position in his place, turned his head with a dark complexion and full of resentment, “Write the document yourself, bastard!”
Why is it that when these bastards quarrel, he is the one who does the work in the end? !
Not only did he handle the documents of the officers and the leader by himself, he also had to worry about the mental state of his subordinates. Not to mention that after Mackerel fell into a coma, he not only had to stop Nakajima Atsushi from rushing into the office, but also had to stop the boy from the detective agency from rushing into Hong Kong/Heilongjiang to look for his sister.
If you hadn't caught Mr. Mori to help, he wouldn't have known what to do with these things...
Not true.
The cat-eared bastard is the main culprit.
"Eh..." Dazai Osamu said in a long tone. He tied his bandage again, walked to the desk, flipped through the document written by Nakahara Chuuya, and pretended to be surprised. "Isn't this well done? It turns out that slugs also have brains-"
As he spoke, he squatted down again, took out a stack of documents from somewhere else, and piled them on the table with a smile: "Then these are also handed over to you."
"Kill you sooner, bastard!"
After knowing that Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi woke up before him and left Yokohama, Dazai Osamu looked thoughtful.
Seeing that Dazai was about to leave the office, Nakahara Chuuya called out to him: "You..."
He said in a complicated tone: "You won't go...right?"
"Are you worried about me?" Dazai Osamu said cheerfully, "Don't worry, I still have things to do."
The next second, he showed a distorted expression as if he had eaten a sour lemon: "Uh... the little slug's concern is so disgusting..."
“Go to hell!”
Dodging the heavy object thrown by Nakahara Chuuya, Dazai Osamu waved his hand and said, "I'll take care of the rest of the documents, Acting Leader."
Walking to the rooftop of the Port/Black Rooftop Building, Dazai Osamu looked at the entire Yokohama indifferently, and then he took out the "book" from his clothes jacket.
The other "Dazai Osamu" knew about the time difference and sent new messages at a fixed frequency during his coma.
After Dazai Osamu woke up, through comparison and calculation, they concluded that there was a different time difference between the two Yokohama and Tokimasa.
There wasn't such a noticeable time difference before... Dazai Osamu fell into deep thought, is the reason still the cat...
“Yohoo—” You jumped off Miri’s hat and patted Dazai’s shoulder fiercely, “You finally woke up, meow.”
"Yeah." Dazai looked at you, "Is it done?"
“Yes, yes. I even searched all the trash cans on the map.” You nodded proudly. “Look, a golden-quality super-straight wooden stick holy sword!”
It doesn't do much harm, but it's rare to find such a straight stick!
"Oh, meow." You took out the contract and handed it to Dazai Osamu, "All that's missing is your signature. Come on, sign the contract with Mimi Boy and become the new Prime Minister of Japan and the savior of the world."
Dazai Osamu stopped thinking and slowly picked out one:?
"No, I refuse." Dazai Osamu, who could no longer laugh, said calmly, "Is this what you are going to do?"
"Don't you want to sign?" You kept smiling and slowly approached Dazai Osamu, "Haha, you won't let the cat down, right?"
"Or should I let the cat hit you with the cactus again and sign your name for you, meow?"
"Don't come over here." Dazai Osamu stood at the edge of the rooftop, pointed to the bottom of the rooftop, and said seriously, "If you come over here again, I will jump down."
"Just jump." You answered calmly, "Even if you fall to pieces, you can't escape the cat man's palm."
Wait...you paused for a moment. This scene, this dialogue, why does it feel like you're acting in some melodramatic romance drama?
You looked at Dazai Osamu suspiciously. Why did it seem like this guy was enjoying it?
Seeing that you had seen through his acting, Dazai Osamu shrugged his shoulders and pretended to be relaxed: "Ah, I've been seen through, but I still..." Before he could finish his words, a strong gust of wind came from nowhere and blew him off the edge.
When you see the frail and fragile Dazai Osamu swaying in the strong wind, trying to stay steady, but finally falling down with a look of surprise, you feel that a "To be continue" should be added to the lower left corner of the picture.
But if you can save the person, you should still save him. The mana cost of healing the person is much less than that of reviving the person.
You took out the small space-time converter that Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi gave you before he left - with the parameters adjusted to go directly to the Honmaru version - and estimated how long it would take to reach the ground after jumping from Hong Kong/Heilongjiang 321, and set the activation time of the converter.
Before Nagayoshi left, he repeatedly warned you not to bring strange things back to Honmaru, but Dazai is not a thing... No, it sounds like he is scolding someone, is he a thing? That is not right either... Anyway, special situations require special treatment, and I believe the Honmaru NPC will understand the cat.
The converter activation time is wrong, Dazai Osamu and you will die together... Hey, dying together is considered a love affair? You are shocked, oh no, Dazai Osamu is going to take advantage of the player!
There is no other way——
You take a running start and jump off the roof.
You can only randomly kill a passerby NPC, turning a double death into a stall with fewer people*!