Chapter 127 "Welcome back, Alluki"
127.
"I see……"
Under the gaze of a room full of people, you take a deep breath.
"Bringing wild people/blades back to Honmaru every day is really too crazy! It is simply the degeneration of cat nature and the distortion of morality. It is too outrageous! This is very hurtful to the blade. This is a meow meow blade. Can you stop this behavior?"
After saying that, you twitched your ears, looked at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi with clear eyes, and meowed innocently, "Okay, Nagayoshi, I really regret it. Can I let the cat go out to eat snacks, plant crops, fish, and cut trees?"
"Ha!" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi laughed in anger. "Master, what did I say before I left?" He raised his voice slightly. "Do you think there aren't enough messy people in Honmaru?"
Not only did they bring some obviously bad guys to Honmaru, they also filled out the registration form randomly.
God knows how devastated he was when Current Affairs asked him to supplement the information and send the photos of the Inquisitor's Cat, Warehouse and Little Brother - where could he find the real Cat, Warehouse and Little Brother?
Fortunately, there was help from Okurigara who loved feeding cats. He caught the wild cats that often came to the yard and handed them over to Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi.
Kuraku and my little brother... Tsurumaru Kuninaga has a lot of prank props. With his efforts, he successfully dressed up the other blades in a way that even the original spirits couldn't understand - of course, Shizheng couldn't understand it either.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi sighed and took photos.
Fortunately, I managed to get away with it in the end.
"But..." You took the persimmon handed to you by Sayo Sawamonji, peeled it and started chewing it, "Aren't these... no longer in Honmaru?"
"Besides——"
Your tone changed, ignoring the expression of Hasebe biting his handkerchief, you turned around and threw yourself into the Ba-gata naginata, both eyes accusing Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi of being ruthless:
"The cat went through so much hardship to get back to Honmaru. Changyi, why don't you comfort the cat? Why are you holding this multi-blade meeting?"
"I'm hurt, meow."
"That's right." Cat Legs Number One, Tsurumaru Kuninaga nodded vigorously and squeezed over, taking the opportunity to get close to you, "Master, this blade is too cold and ruthless, let's create scares together with Tsuru."
"Hahaha, Grandpa doesn't think the Lord is wrong. Someone else is wrong."
Mikazuki Munechika hid his smile with his sleeves, secretly glanced at the quiet Dazai Osamu, turned his head as if nothing had happened, and approached with a smile: "Unconsciously... my hair has grown longer. I wonder if you are willing to take care of it for me, old man?"
"Hahaha, is that so? You from the Sanjo family, you don't know how to comb your hair? Don't bother the master with such a small matter. Come on, Tsuru is very helpful, let Tsuru give you a hand..." Tsurumaru Kuninaga pulled Mikazuki Munechika over and played with the scissors that suddenly appeared in his hand, making a clicking sound, "Don't worry, I won't accidentally tear your hair out."
"Hmm... Are the Gojo family still trying to create a scare? You took the flour from the kitchen to make a facial mask, and Candela Kirido looked for it for a long time yesterday... Didn't you tell him?" Mikazuki Munechika pretended to be surprised, "Oh, I accidentally let it slip. You won't blame the old man with a bad memory, right?"
You thought the two old men were being a bit noisy, so you held the persimmon and shrank back into the arms of your Ba-shaped naginata.
The skillful Basahibak naginata covers your ears so that you can continue to enjoy the sweet persimmons in a quieter environment. The fisherman's main control knife looks at the other blades and smiles faintly.
Knowing that he would not get Alluki's attention if he didn't fight hard in this Honmaru, Hasebe used high mobility to pull away the two thousand-year-old blades that were in the way, and squinted at his other proud master blade: "Now I can let go of the master."
Ba-shaped naginata pretended not to hear.
When you finally finished eating the persimmon, you looked up and saw Hasebe with a fierce puppy face. However, the moment he met your eyes, he turned into a happy marshmallow: "Master!"
"What's wrong?" You tilted your head. "What's the matter, Hasebe?"
"Master, next time, please don't bring others back." Hasebe clenched his fists and lowered his head. His coal-gray hair fell down, covering his eyes. "...I don't want to see you... in danger."
Danger? What danger? Your mind goes blank for a moment, and then you remember something:
After you jumped from □□321 with the converter, you did capture Dazai Osamu and successfully brought him to Honmaru.
Good news, the time you estimated was correct, the converter was successfully activated, and you and Dazai Osamu did not commit suicide for love, that's great.
Bad news, the converter has malfunctioned again, and you and Dazai Osamu have been teleported to Honmaru - an unknown number of meters above.
Haha, it’s okay, it’s just that the cat will never be happy again.
But if you think that this is the end, you are underestimating the cat!
You took out your magic book and raised your weapon high in front of Dazai Osamu's blank eyes: "The cat's fate is in the hands of the cat, not the heaven! It's my turn, summon the gem beast! Summon the dragon god!"
“Meow——”
The Pokémon realized that its feet were not touching the ground and that it was falling rapidly with you. It slid its limbs rapidly in the air like a wolf.
"Meow?!"
You have already dragged Dazai Osamu onto the back of the dragon-possessed gem beast, and shouted, "Xiaobao, use your invincible death cycle to think of a solution!"
Even if it grew wings and turned into a dragon god, the Pokémon couldn't fly and cried, "Meow..."
But the Pokémon didn’t want to disappoint you, so it carried you and flapped its wings hard in the sky, flapping its wings even harder, and finally—
It makes you fall faster.
The defeated Xiaobao tried hard to curl himself up into a ball: "Meow...QAQ"
It doesn't matter! Because you are an invincible summoner!
Before landing, you released the "Dragon God Possession" state of the Jewel Beast, and then summoned the Wind God, letting Xiaobao spray a spiral airflow directly below.
The Green Storm successfully slowed down your fall, allowing you and Dazai Osamu to land safely.
Only after landing did you notice the knife monsters knocked down by the spiral airflow... It's strange, why did they come to this yard? Are they here to bask in the sun?
The closest person to you, Hasebe, stretched out his hand tremblingly and shouted stubbornly: "Lord... I will definitely catch you!"
Oh, you are here to pick up the cat.
No wonder when you were flying in the sky, you always heard people calling "Alluki, lord, general" from below.
I thought you had tinnitus from the wind.
Afterwards, after cleaning up the mess, the troubled Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi tells you that the converter that allows you to return to Honmaru is a single-player version.
If the number of people exceeds the limit, the converter will not normally be activated...
So gah! It dawned on you, so this is a converter that works successfully as a bug!
No wonder you were sent to heaven.
…
In the eyes of the knife spirit, the one who brought you danger this time was naturally the special wild man who was brought back this time - Alluki, of course! Alluki was just playing with the converter, and the one who was wrong was the outsider who wanted to kidnap the cat!
Genji's treasure had already drawn his sword several times, and tried to put it next to Dazai's neck. After being stopped, Higekiri asked innocently, "Haha, is it not allowed? My brother Maru and I were just looking at the reflectivity of the blade."
"If I accidentally cut it down..." The golden-haired Fukui God tilted his head and smiled softly, "Then I'll just cut it down by accident."
Dazai Osamu, who you brought to Honmaru, didn't show any reaction when he was about to be chopped off. He just leaned on your shoulder with a weak look on his face, and said in a teasing way, "It's okay. They didn't put the knife to my neck on purpose."
"You don't have to stay, but please don't let me alienate you from your retainers."
As soon as these words were spoken, the sound of swords being drawn could be heard in the room.
"Yuqian, the fan, the fan is going to be broken by you... meow."
"Not really, not really...Put the knife back, Anding!"
"Mr. Aoki, that's not a ghost! Ishikiri Maru-dono, this is a guest, not an evil spirit to be exorcised... Although it looks very similar, but... but please take back the coin as well."
…
In short, it is an indescribable scene, a kind of chaos like meeting your parents-in-law with your lover... No, you don't have a lover at all. I emphasize again that everyone is your wings, your left and right arms, and there is no distinction between high and low, noble and humble, in-laws and mothers.
And you just want to have an equal fight with every good-looking or useful NPC, what's wrong with that?
This situation happened only because Dazai Osamu didn't know the art of speaking. A good wing should learn how to get along with other wings.
You thought of Dazai Osamu's tea art again, and shivered in the cold. You quickly drank a mouthful of hot tea that Wuhu Tui sent over, and then ate a mouthful of senbei, a mouthful of shrimp cake, and a mouthful of three-color dango...
After not getting a response from you for a long time, Hasebe was a little disappointed, but the main control knife quickly adjusted himself. He raised his head and looked directly at you, his whole body shining: "No matter how many times it comes, I will try my best to catch the main!"
"Next time, I will never let the Lord encounter this kind of situation!"
"And..." Oshikiri Hasebe knelt on one knee and placed his hand on his chest, "Welcome back, Lord."
"I, Shimohasebe, have been guarding the Honmaru during your absence."
The action of pressing Hasebe seemed to be a signal, and the other blades stood up one after another - including the one holding your Ba-shaped naginata - and then knelt on one knee in your direction, saying in unison: "Welcome back."
"Glad you're back. I'm quite patient. Now that you're back, I won't say much."
"Are you back? Leisure time is important, isn't it?"
"Ahhh... I'm freed from the idle gameplay!... I can't help myself."
…
Facing this situation, you look at the dark blades and can't help but sigh sincerely: There are so many blades.jpg
It’s a pity that this game doesn’t have an afterthought. You could get a CG if you smack your lips.
However...
Shouldn't you say something at this point?
After wagging your tail, you start by patting the heads of the knife-wielding spirits, starting with Hasebe.
After touching all the blades in the room, you dragged Dazai Osamu, who had been silent from the beginning, to the middle, and then you loudly responded to the swords' wishes: "I'm back!"
The swordsmen in the whole room were giggling as they were caught in a cherry blossom blizzard.
"At this time..." Dazai Osamu, who was not used to such a sunny and warm scene, became even more gloomy. He whispered, "An outsider like me is not suitable to be here."
You ignored him and lifted him up with both hands in front of Dazai Osamu's gradually widening eyes: "The cat also brought back some special products, meow!"
"From now on, this Dazai will be a part of Honmaru..." You flicked your tail again and said proudly, "He's the cat's secretary!"
How could you let go of Dazai Osamu, who was able to make the internal test port/black bigger and stronger, and who could go without sleep for four years to deal with the files of an organization every day, and who has a high level of intelligence and is extremely useful?
Once I enter your Honmaru, I will do my job and write documents in your Honmaru. This is reasonable!
The Hong Kong/Black version of the beta test...don't they also include Chuuya and Morio?
The cherry blossom blizzard in the room stopped.
Sword men, no hehe.
But when Dazai Osamu heard what you said, his face turned red and he laughed strangely with his hands on his face. If he was not a human, flowers and plants would definitely appear on his head.
"Master..." Yakiri Hasebe slowly stood up and pulled the knife out little by little, "I think I saw something dirty in your hand, please let me Yakiri--"
"Don't worry, Master. No matter whether it's a new sword or a new person, they are not as useful as me!"