Chapter 128 Let’s settle accounts with the fish king who deceived the cat first
128.
"alright."
The dark circles under his eyes have faded a little but not completely. Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi stepped out to stop the other blades from fighting. He walked in front of you and stretched out his hand unhappily: "Hand him over first."
How can the pillars of the world be taken away so easily?
The thought of going to the political arena to argue with the fur lover gave Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi a headache. He looked at Sasakuni who quietly leaned over to pet the cat and became even more unhappy: "You should come too."
“Eh? Me?” Sasakawa, who was called, held you tightly and refused to let go. “It’s okay for Changyiden to be alone, right?” He turned his head to look at you, smiled and said in a long tone, “Right, Master——”
"Haha..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi crossed his arms and smiled, "But I can't fight a whole action team alone with a blade, and chop up the table in the living room."
He was not the only Blade who was upset when he couldn't find the Judge. Among the government Blades, he was the most rational one:
Ichimonji Norimune directly took the Ichimonji family to wander around the various floors of the Jizheng Building, just like the boss of the □□ leading his subordinates to demonstrate; the few groups with partners were a little more restrained, only going to Jizheng more than ten times a day, and bombarding them with phone calls at any time; Sasukuni, who had been in the action team, was more direct, and sat in the Jizheng lobby with a knife. When he saw a senior executive, he would go over to ask if he had found his owner. Since Jizheng was so slow, did he want him to help cut a knife to speed up...
If the Shinsengumi had not been specially hired by the current government, this Honmaru sword would have been on the current government's blacklist long ago.
But it's almost the same now... When the staff saw them approaching the gate, they started running as a conditioned reflex. Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi sighed, everyone was just eager to find their master, there was nothing to be afraid of...
Indeed, current affairs should strengthen the psychological training of staff.
Oh, so cool? You looked up at Sasakawa. Why didn't you realize that the bamboo boy was so cool before?
Sasakawa quickly raised his hands to cover your ears, and looked at Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi with a smile: "Haha, you can't let the master hear this... You want me to accompany you to the political intimidation... to do something? Okay."
The two Blades, with fake smiles on their faces, reached a consensus after looking at each other.
When you heard that you were going to the political arena, Dazai Osamu did not show any resistance, but just stuffed the "book" in his pocket to you: "Eh - are you surprised? I said I would give it to the cat man."
He winked at you and spared no effort to discredit the other Dazai Osamu: "Of course I won't go back on my word... I won't be like the other Dazai Osamu, hiding something important from the cat man."
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi made a smacking sound in dissatisfaction.
Thinking that Chang Yi is cleaning up the mess for you again, you are very touched: What a hard work, generous cat boy, and decide to give him an extra hug.
"Blade." You hugged Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's waist, lovingly, "Thank you for your hard work. You can lean on the cat's shoulder."
"Tsk..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi showed a look of disdain, "Now is the time for you to say something nice."
"That's not bad..." You shook your ears and answered honestly, "Chang Yi, don't you like it?"
Seeing that Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's face darkened again, you quickly let go of him and said seriously: "I love you, I am grateful to you, and Neko-chan will never forget the contribution that Blade made to the Honmaru Files."
After you finished speaking, you made a heart shape with your hands.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, whose face was still sour, and Sasakuni, who was reluctant, took Dazai Osamu away.
But you see the pink petals falling from under his awning.
Ah, Blade, Ah, the stubborn Blade, Ah, the charming cat man. You smiled healthily and thought smugly, I know Chang Yi likes dead cats.
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At this point when you just came back, the NPC in Honmaru definitely doesn't want you to go back to Yokohama.
But if you want to run, how can other blades stop you?
I just don't know how big the time difference is between Yokohama here and the internal beta Yokohama...
After you returned to the big crystal on the black rooftop, you stood on the rooftop and looked around; well, nothing has changed, there are still very few passers-by NPCs nearby, the fruit trees planted on the roadside are still very lively, the Leaning Tower of Pizza next to it is still shining, and the NPCs working inside are still working diligently.
You opened the system panel and looked at the income brought by the NPC for killing rats... It seems that there is no change. The daily income of each NPC is very stable, exactly the same as before you left.
After jumping down from the harbor/black rooftop and leaving the area without wind pulses, you ride the bird and fly towards the Armed Detective Agency.
You can put other NPCs aside for now. What you need to do now is to catch Dazai Osamu - he is currently located in the Armed Detective Agency.
I didn't expect this guy to go here after defecting... Who cleaned up his identity? Xiaokou? But it doesn't matter, the Armed Detective Agency is also the world of cat men - those who walk around are cats, and cats are still cats.
Hey, little bluefin tuna, you bumped into the cat man's hand, didn't you? You let out a weird laugh, but don't blame yourself for being cruel and merciless, meow!
You have to hang up the cat-cheating Yokohama fish king and beat him!
However, the well-mannered Catman did not break through the ceiling of the detective agency this time. You were ready to knock on the window and then break in.
But you didn't expect that as soon as you rode your bird and landed outside the detective agency window, you saw this scene -
Dazai Osamu released himself with the removal of the bandage and became very energetic. He stood on the table in a strange and twisted posture, dancing towards Kunikida Dobu below.
Then, he started to hug and embrace Nakajima Atsushi, while shouting something like "Yellow Spring Road", "Yellow Spring Country", and "Seven-colored Paramecium", and even tied him up with a bandage.
Not satisfied with harassing Nakajima Atsushi and Dazai Osamu, he jumped onto the table and harassed Kunikida Doppo who was working, pinching, pulling and tugging on the person's face.
In the end, Kunikida Doppo punished him with a righteous shoulder throw: "You're so annoying!"
Kunikida is still the same as before, he gets mad and collapses when his plan is broken... I miss him. You also like to ruin his plan, and then watch him be at a loss, wanting to do something but not knowing what to do, with that helpless and forbearing expression of a cat.
Fun and playful.
Nakajima Atsushi, a very familiar NPC... Oh, this dog chewing Liu Hai! It's you, White Tiger Boy, the small cat man without ears and tail!
As for Dazai Osamu... uh, you rode the bird back a little bit, with a bit of disgust on your face. When you let Xiaozhu whip his bandage before, did you whip out his brain as well?
Open the system panel, and you will see a small note under Dazai Osamu's character: Due to eating poisonous mushrooms, he is now in a state of dementia in the human world.
Soga, it turns out that there is an explosion of poisonous mushrooms, I am poisoned. You close the panel with satisfaction, great, your brain is fine, your intelligence is high, you can go back to work for Cat Man after taking a shower.
At this moment, Dazai Osamu, who was thrown against the wall by Kunikida Dopo, raised his head and met your eyes outside the window.
The pupils of the man who was still in a state of hallucination shrank violently. Then, he smiled weakly and murmured, "Even if it's fake, it's enough..."
Kunikida Dopo was helping Nakajima Atsushi untie his bandages when he heard Dazai Osamu making another noise. He said unhappily, "What did you say again? Let me make it clear, you absolutely cannot ruin my plan this time."
“Kunikida…” Dazai Osamu retracted his gaze and turned back into the state of being poisoned by the poisonous mushroom. He jumped onto Kunikida Dopo’s back and said, “Hahahahahaha, this is really the land of Hades. A big red cat riding a bird is also flying in the sky…”
Hearing the key words, Kunikida Dopo was stunned for a moment, but he reacted quickly, clenched his fist, and hit Dazai Osamu's head hard: "You bastard, if you are poisoned, don't cause trouble for others anymore!"
"Mr. Kunikida..." Nakajima Atsushi raised his hands tremblingly, "It's really outside..." His voice was distorted by excessive surprise, "The cat god is outside!"
The one who was beating and the one being beaten stopped at the same time and looked out the window.
In fact, you just went to the rooftop and brought back some cabbages.
Noticing their gazes, you jumped off the bird's back, squatted on the window sill, calmly wagged your tail, raised your hand and greeted them: "Yo."
After entering the detective agency through the window, you walked up to the slightly nervous Nakajima Atsushi, looked at him carefully for a while, and said in surprise: "Oh huh——"
"Liu Hai is exactly the same as before."
The tilt and flatness haven’t changed, which is amazing… maybe the modeler was lazy?
"You...wait a minute..." Kunikida Dopo, who was standing by and watching, stuttered. He kept pushing up his glasses and gesticulating with his hands, "That...four years of no see...I mean...you..."
"Huh? Are you saying that the cat man didn't say hello to you?" You stood up and tilted your head, "Cat understands!"
You raised your hand again and greeted Nakajima Atsushi: "Oh hello - Liu Hai boy."
Nakajima Atsushi pointed at himself, confused: "Huh? Me?"
"Hey, Hashidou Sack." You turned around and looked seriously at Kunikida Dopo who was becoming increasingly speechless, "Kunikida, don't be jealous, cats will call you that too."
"Oh haha - Kunikida." You approached the expressionless Kunikida Dopo, dragged out the rose special effect that hadn't been used for a long time and put it behind you, and made a figure eight in front of your chin, "Don't be jealous."
"Kunikida-san."
Dazai Osamu covered his mouth and let out a series of chuckles.
"Oh, Dazai, did you get an upset stomach? Why are you puffing all the time?" You summoned the fairy and quickly stuffed the pure, natural, pollution-free fairy into Dazai's mouth, "Come on, take a bite."
"Don't worry, Cat Man will definitely cure you, the bluefin king who is hiding something from the cat."
"There is absolutely no revenge involved, absolutely not."
“Mmm…Mmm!”
Dazai Osamu opened his eyes wide, waved his hands in the air, and tried to ask Kunikida Dopo for help.
The latter doesn't want to take care of your business. After glancing at his watch, he mutters irritably, "Damn, the plan is ruined again," and then returns to his seat and turns on his computer to work.
After receiving Dazai Osamu's call for help, Nakajima Atsushi rubbed the corner of his clothes nervously. He lowered his head and stammered, "That... Mr. Dazai... I am a believer of the cat god!"
With just one simple sentence, Nakajima Atsushi, whose face flushed red, suddenly raised his head with sparkling eyes: "I will... I will always unconditionally support... the cat god who brings happiness to everyone!"
Dazai Osamu, who failed in his attempt to seek help, gave up the struggle.
"I am now..." Dazai Osamu, who finally swallowed the little fairy, covered his mouth, "I feel like vomiting..."
You took a look at Dazai Osamu's bright green, full health bar, and said righteously, "No, if you spit it out now, how can you be worthy of the fairy's full health bar?"
"I really want to vomit..." After thinking for a moment, you said seriously, "Stay away from the cat."
Dazai Osamu choked.
"I thought you would never come back..." After a moment of silence, he muttered softly, "I am obviously better than that annoying guy..."
"What are you mumbling about again?" You become alert. "Are you saying something bad about cats?"
But the evil fish king actually said bad things about the cat, and when he was reborn, he forgot in the middle that he wanted to take everything back, and forgot later that he wanted to hit Dazai Osamu on the head with his cactus anyway.
Dazai Osamu stopped talking again.
"Well...well..." Nakajima Atsushi spoke carefully, "I'm actually very happy that I can see the cat god again. Mr. Dazai should feel the same as I do, so...so..."
He lowered his head somewhat embarrassedly.
"Mr. Dazai might be trying to say..."
"Welcome back."