Chapter 13 It's understandable
[Player: AAA food stall plumber has successfully logged in]
【Welcome back, wish you a happy game】
[The sword dance begins]
The consciousness was pulled down.
Even if you've experienced it, the same experience as drowning still makes you feel uncomfortable.
It's a broken game, can't they connect consciousness to the system and do a better job?
When you open your eyes, you are met with a pair of startlingly bright golden eyes. When you turn your head again, you find that the owner of the eyes is a large white mass lying beside the bed.
It's really exciting. I was scared as soon as I went online.
Noticing that you are awake, the unidentified creature slowly crawls towards you, saying in a resentful tone: "Master - you have caused the crane so much trouble -"
"They all excluded me, an outer blade. I sob and sob. It's so hard for a Tsurugi blade to live—" Tsurumaru Kuninaga covered his face with his hands, "Master, please do me justice!"
"Oh yeah okay."
You said a few perfunctory words, clicked on the system offline records, and did a quick calculation of the time ratio between real-life and offline gaming.
Well, time flows faster offline than online. In just a few hours, the game NPCs have been left alone for more than half a month, and the offline records will make your eyes turn into goose eyes.
[On x day at x time, Xiaomian Qingjiang took the Golden Sword Set*3 from the warehouse]
[On x day at x time, the first unit went out and brought back 2 swords]
[On x day at x time, Catfish Tail Toushirou and Bonebane Toushirou fled from the horse to the guard, but were caught by the attendant Yamaubakiri Kunihiro on the spot, and fled with the Hata Toushirou swords.]
[On x day at x time, the sword was brought back and absorbed the spiritual power of the main pill and transformed]
[On x day at x time, the sunflower on the roof matured, and a passing fox pill harvested it]
[x day x time, the first team successfully passed level 5-4]
[On x day at x time, Jin Jian was on duty as a chef. After lunch, most of the swordsmen experienced varying degrees of stomach pain, diarrhea and other symptoms.]
[On x day x time, Yaken Toushirou prepared a Chinese medicine with extremely high effects for the swordsmen (five times the Huanglian version). After the swords take it, the number of Honmaru Tamangan increases by xx]
[At x time on x day, all members of the first unit have reached full level]
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Oh, I didn't expect that the NPCs would have such a wonderful time when the players were not around! And this instance can also increase the number of illustrated swords by simply leaving it alone. Now there are 22 swords in the main maru... but the number of Toushirou is too high.
What makes players feel more at ease is that no matter where you plant the plants in the main castle, they will be successfully harvested by NPCs and put into the warehouse after they mature.
NPCs are so thoughtful. I'm so touched.
Scroll to the latest record.
[From x day x hour to now, Tsurumaru Kuninaga has stayed in the castle tower for xx hours. Players please pay attention to the safety of the resurrection point]
"You—" You looked at Tsurumaru Kuninaga who was still trying his best to pretend crying, and hesitated, "Since I logged off... er, I mean, since I fell asleep until now, have you been here all the time?"
"Yes, Master, you have been sleeping for too long, so the surprises I prepared are no longer fresh." Tsurumaru Kuninaga complained for a few words, then his tone changed and he said cheerfully, "I have been waiting here the whole time. Are you touched, Master?"
Imagine this for a moment: in a pitch-dark room, a pair of large, glowing eyes are staring at you as you lie unconscious by the bed, with their eyes fixed and their full attention.
Very similar to that dark expression pack: I will watch you, forever, forever, forever and ever.jpg
Are you moved? I dare not move. I dare not move.
"You don't have to stay here now." You touched Tsurumaru Kuninaga's head. "Come to think of it, why don't you turn on the light?"
You have quite a bit of money in this copy, so it shouldn't be possible to save you money on electricity, right?
"Because..." Tsurumaru Kuninaga rubbed his head against your palm and said with a smile, "The master's hair will glow in the dark, so you can see the master's appearance clearly without turning on the light."
"Huh?"
You looked down at your double ponytails that had not been untied for such a long time. Every strand of hair was emitting a faint green glow in the darkness.
It turns out that the fluorescent green hair you chose really glows!
You used to think that there was no Tony in this copy but you could change your hairstyle manually. When you get tired of this hair color, you can just buy a can of system dye and pour it on your head. Now you don't want to change the color. Even if the fluorescent green hair color is indeed too trendy, it is bright at night!
Tsurumaru Kuninaga saw you having fun playing with your hair, and couldn't resist his curiosity, so he pinched your side hair in a very mean way, but when he withdrew his hand, he didn't control the strength well and pulled out a bunch of hair.
You and Tsurumaru Kuninaga both looked at the square-shaped fluorescent light in his hand.
The world is quiet.
You know that the player's hairstyle is simply modeled. It is normal for there to be some bugs in the modeling occasionally. Otherwise, who can pull off the hair that is cut into pieces with a knife by just pinching it?
You also know that Tsurumaru Kuniei is just curious and definitely doesn't have any bad thoughts about your hair.
But the fact is that you have a missing piece of hair, Tsurumaru Kuni's hand.
You look at the hair that is disappearing from your head, and you remember the hair that is everywhere in your apartment, except on your head; you remember that no matter what shampoo you use, you can’t stop the hair from falling out…
It hurts, so much. The pain of losing hair is something that modern people cannot bear alone.
The expression on Tsurumaru Kuninaga's face changed from panic, helplessness, to bewilderment, and panic. But when he saw the hair in his hand gradually dim, he subconsciously murmured, "It turns out that the owner is a mobile battery..."
"How rude!" You pulled out the Genji sword, "How could I be such a low-end battery? At least I have to be a Nan○ that is stronger than the six."
"Tsurumaru Kuninaga." You showed your white teeth, "Are you ready to be a bald chicken?"
"Bury yourself with my hair, little crane!"
"No...wait!" Tsurumaru Kuninaga took a step back, turned around and fled across the room, "I really didn't mean it!!"
“Ah——!!! Save Crane!”
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A flurry of knives flew and jumped.
You propped yourself up with the sword of Genji, leaning against the wall, panting, and threatened Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "Is this all you can do? If you don't keep running, I can kill three of you when I jump up."
It's fake. You are so tired that you can't even take a step, let alone jump up.
But the player is a rebellious person, and the toughest part of his body is his mouth. How can he let the other party realize that he is weak now?
What's more, if I endure for a while, everything will be calm. But if I endure for a while again, I find that I can't endure it anymore, and I explode with him!
Players never take revenge overnight.
You regained some strength, raised your knife, and said sinisterly: "Surrender, you can't escape!"
"Haha..." Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was being chased by you and jumping up and down, lay on the ground with his hands raised in surrender, "Master, can we make peace?"
"Then you admit defeat."
"I give up."
Tsurumaru Kuninaga surrendered very easily. He rolled over on the ground and complained to you quietly: "Am I not the master's favorite blade?"
Before I got him, I worked day and night to figure out the map, forged a new sword, and even returned the "Tsurumaru Kuninaga" given by Tokimasa for him.
Doesn't all this prove that this is your favorite knife?!
Thinking of this, Tsurumaru Kuninaga giggled twice again, and two flowers popped out from his head.
Because the room was too dark, you missed the knife spirit's floating flowers again.
"Hey, Master, you won't sleep so long in the future, right?" After being quiet for a while, Tsurumaru Kuninaga moved towards you a few times, "When you're not around, I'm like dead. I don't like being frightened like this."
"Ah..." It's your fault for forgetting to adjust the time flow before logging off... You looked away with a guilty look, "Yeah, I'll definitely do it next time."
Although it was your fault that you forgot to adjust the flow rate, through this incident you discovered the new placement method of home placement, oh no, collection-type dungeons. How can you not be considered a genius player?
"Master! Are you awake?"
There were hurried footsteps outside, and the door was suddenly opened. The light outside the room illuminated the entire room. You were stung by the light and reflexively raised your hands to cover your eyes.
"Owner……"
When Jin Jian saw you, his eyes lit up and he quickened his pace and ran into the room.
Just before he fell on you, he stopped abruptly, stood in front of you at a loss, and apologized in a voice that seemed to be about to cry: "It's all... it's all my fault... If I hadn't fallen on the master... the master wouldn't have vomited blood and been unconscious for so long..."
No way, how come the sequel to the strawberry cake incident is here? That really wasn't blood or dirt! It was just a piece of sweet and fragrant cake that you accidentally spit out!
But after seeing Jin Jian holding the corner of his clothes and shedding tears, you can only raise your hands in surrender. What else can you do? You can only pamper your own NPC companions.
"It's not your fault, it's really your fault..." You were sweating profusely and turned to point at Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "It's Tsurumaru who's wrong!"
Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who just floated over the flowers:?
After finally coaxing Imakaki into silence and repeatedly assuring him that he would never suddenly "sleep" for so long in the future, the other blades who knew the news also rushed to the castle tower.
"Master! You're awake!"
"General, are you alright?"
"My Lord!"
In an instant, you are surrounded by blades of all sizes, inside and outside in three layers.
So many blades.jpg
I can hardly breathe air above one meter.
"Let's hold a party to celebrate the master's awakening!" Rantoshiro suddenly suggested, "We AWT48 will never lose!"
"Yoshi, let's hold the celebration!" The newcomer Aizen Kunitoshi raised his hand in agreement, "Even though I'm the only Blade in the Lai faction, I won't lose!"
"Samonji also..."
"Since it's Xiaoye's request, well, I'll participate too."
"Hehe, let's let the real representative, Totetsu, come out!"
"Kogunemaru! We, the Sanjo faction, cannot lose!"
Why... why did they suddenly compare? Is the celebration a new plot? Or a new event? You are in a brainstorm. Oh no, I am not prepared at all. This event looks like a welfare event. It shouldn't involve planting special plants and catching special fish, right?
It seems like we are still following the plot. Do you want to speak now? Can this cutscene be interrupted? Do you want to yell, "Stop fighting, you are all knife-wielding people who only got 1 more in their illustrations after my hard work"?
Finally, the Blades decided to hold a celebration under the thousand-year-old cherry tree to celebrate your awakening and welcome the new Blades to join.
Oh, you are so full of energy... You are standing at the feet of the blade group, showing a kind smile, so warm, it feels like the corpse spots have faded...
But you seem to have forgotten something...
Your sight fell on Yamaubakiri Kunihiro, and after seeing his golden hair, you suddenly slammed your palm down, suddenly realizing: You forgot to ascend the throne in Honmaru!
What a great celebration! Lots of blades and lots of fun, perfect for your coronation!
You click on the mall and quickly scroll through the clothing list. Yes, there is a peacock costume dyed yellow that can barely make you look like a little fat emperor. Get it, and you must pay the full price!
This is all necessary for ascending the throne.
When you have transformed into your coronation suit, you set out from the castle tower in a grand manner, ready to go to the Ten Thousand Years Cherry Blossom to attend the celebration prepared for you by the Sword Spirit.
"Master Judge! You are finally awake! Jizheng sent you a new message."
Kitsunesuke, who has become even fatter due to the fried tofu, runs towards you in a round manner.
The moment you saw the big blue exclamation mark on Kitsunesuke's head, you finally remembered what you had forgotten.
It turned out that I had forgotten the main quest.
Hey~
You looked at the yellow robe on your body and thought: It’s not that I can’t forget this main quest for a while.
The mission is suspended for now, you will be the emperor.