Chapter 14: I can’t live without each of you
You come under the thousand-year-old cherry tree wearing a bright yellow robe.
The moment the other blades saw your new outfit, those who were drinking spitted out their drinks, those who were eating coughed, and those who were about to run over to act coquettishly quietly withdrew a leg...
Kitsunesuke buried his head in your arms and pretended to be dead, with his big tail stretched straight and drooping, not moving at all.
But you are very satisfied with this scene: these group of blades must have been shocked by the domineering aura revealed by the little fat emperor!
Looking around, you saw the seat reserved for you in the center of the blade group.
After strutting over, you lifted up the pink cushion in disdain and loudly expressed your dissatisfaction: "How can my seat be so low? I want to sit on the dragon chair!"
Besides, how can such a macho man's complexion match that of a noble little fat emperor? !
California Kiyomitsu sitting next to you poked Yamaguchi Kunihiro: "Master, what are you doing? Cosplay? Do we need to cooperate?"
"The master is in good spirits." He sighed slightly, "It seems that there is nothing wrong with his health."
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro pulled his hood and shrank to the side. Because of the appearance of Tsurumaru Kuninaga's "initial sword" and your long coma, he has been in a state of low pressure during this period.
After hearing Kashuu Kiyomitsu's question, he just muttered, "How can a replica understand the owner's mind..." and then he said nothing more.
Kashuu Kiyomitsu looked at the Honmaru attendant with disappointment, and seeing that the latter had become silent, he had to turn around and chat with Yamato-kami Yasunari.
"Hey, Master, why aren't you wearing the new clothes California and I prepared?" Rantoshiro came up to you and started to act coquettishly, "We picked out a super cute skirt for you, Master. It will definitely fit you perfectly."
Between the yellow robe and the skirt with no attribute bonus, of course I would choose the yellow robe! Any hesitation would be disrespectful to the emperor's status.
"Because I want to announce it to Honmaru!" You dragged out the [Fake Dragon Chair] you just bought and replaced the pink cushion, "I want to ascend the throne and become the emperor!"
Damn, why is this chair so high?! You clumsily climb onto the chair with your hands and feet, cursing and clicking on the furniture instructions.
[Fake Dragon Chair: A chair for a dragon to sit on is called a dragon chair, and a chair for a baby dragon to sit on is called a fake dragon chair. After being placed, it increases the attraction to dragon creatures by +1, and has no special effects.]
A real hardcore dragon chair.
Xin Ren was stunned by your telekinetic ability and shocking speech; Lao Ren was already used to your... unique personal style, so they turned around and calmly asked Xin Ren if he wanted tea or wine.
Only Tsurumaru Kuninaga, wearing funny glasses, cheered you up: "Oh, so what are you going to call your master from now on? His Majesty the Emperor?"
Eh... You sit cross-legged on the dragon chair, holding your fat chin to think, and it seems that you haven't done the self-introduction part yet... Because it's a collection and placement game, does it matter whether you have a player nickname or not?
Good! Now let the little fat emperor make a shining appearance and tell everyone your perfect name!
"You should call me Your Majesty, the AAA Food Stall Plumber." You tried to tighten your face and put on a serious expression, "I ascend the throne today and grant amnesty to the world. Tsuruwa, I will no longer care about your crime of pulling out my hair."
"Eh? So you haven't been forgiven just now? No, why are you all looking at me? I didn't pull out the master's hair on purpose... nor did I pull out the master's hair secretly while he was sleeping! Gexian, calm down... Master, save my life!"
Tsurumaru Kuninaga screamed and was dragged by Kasen towards the hand-to-hand combat field.
"Hey, that sounds interesting!" Rantoshiro's eyes flickered, "Master! The person the emperor likes will become his concubine, so can I be your concubine?"
Ah? Whose concubine? Yours?
"What? If you want to talk about the blade that the master likes, it must be me!" Kashuu Kiyomitsu joined the battlefield with an unconvinced look on his face, "The master's concubine, no matter what, must have a cute blade like me."
Is this the standard for a concubine? Right...?
"Hehe, as the symbol of the Lord of the World, how does the Master want me to serve you? As expected, is this the only way the bird in the cage will end?"
I don't quite understand this, but it feels a bit weird. I'm not sure. Let me listen again.
"Oh, brother, this is very interesting. Is it a new competition? Let's join in."
Don't join everything, Catfishtail! And don't bring bad luck to your bones!
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You rub Kitsunesuke and start watching Honmaru Haremuden with great interest.
Kitsunesuke, who has become rounder and has fluffy fur, can't stop whining under your hands. He speaks coquettishly to you in a voice that says, "Master Judge, I want to try the new flavor of fried tofu~"
"Oh, I'll make it for you tomorrow."
Just practice to the deputy level.
After receiving your affirmative answer, Kitsunesuke proudly raised his head and looked at the quarreling Ikuren, thinking disdainfully: He is the fox that the Judge of the Gods likes and trusts the most.
A mere knife spirit can never snatch away the favor of the Judge!
*
In the end, everyone decided that whoever's performance at the celebration was the most popular would become the master's favorite blade and join the master's harem.
Ah... you are speechless as you look at the excited Zhong Blade. That's fine, just treat it as a coronation ceremony.
I didn't expect the NPCs to be so versatile. Although they are simple and can't be compared with the sophisticated programs you have seen on real TV, the atmosphere is great and it is indeed an excellent spot-lightening essence.
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro, who was drunk by someone unknown, wrapped in his signature cape, rolled from his seat all the way to the dragon chair. You looked down and felt that he looked like a silkworm baby.
Weirdly cute.
Not far away, Kasen Kanesada was screaming: "Yamaubakiri! Stop rolling around on the ground, your clothes will get dirty! It's so ungentlemanly... Let me go, I want to take off his clothes and wash them..."
"Forget it, forget it, that's the master over there, you don't want to disturb the master, right?" The other blades were trying to stop Kasen Kanesada.
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro didn't notice Kasen Kanesada at all. His face turned red, and he held the bottle tightly in both hands, burping from time to time. After bumping into the chair, he slowly raised his head, and when he saw you, tears flowed down his face: "Because it's a fake... burp... so... you don't like it anymore?"
“Ah?” It was the first time you saw Yamaubakiri Kunihiro like this, and your pupils were dizzy. “No, I bei, are you really crying?”
Sorry, it sounds mean, but you just...well, want to be mean!
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro shed even more tears.
The next second, he changed from a silkworm baby rolling on the ground to a silkworm baby walking upright. He stretched out his hand from his cloak with difficulty and grabbed the hem of your yellow robe.
"Can't I...hiccup...be part of your harem? If it's not the original blade...hiccup...Isn't it...hiccup...that means I won't be liked by you?"
I'm so confused, why isn't it the original sword again? You look down at Kitsunesuke, and Kitsunesuke looks up at you, with the same clarity and confusion in their eyes, big and small.
Got it! It's a favorability event, right? You figured it out, and you don't know why your favorability dropped, so now you have to give gifts to the NPC to get it back up!
However, as a player who always BEs when playing strategy games, you will not participate in this kind of plot related to favorability next time.
"Qieguo, I have something good to show you." You kindly put the gift you just bought from the system mall into Shanla Qiguo Guang's hand, "If you accept Xiaofei's gift, you must give Xiaofei some favorability points."
[Dynamic DJ Sunflower: Who says plants can't rock? Its predecessors all went to the last line to resist the zombies, but it has a different musical dream. From then on, it left its hometown and stepped onto the music stage, becoming the most rocking DJ. Giving it to a blonde character will bring unexpected gains. No special effect bonus. ]
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro stared blankly at the swaying sunflower in his arms. He was stunned for a few seconds and asked softly, "Is it... a gift?"
"Of course it's a gift! I fell in love with it at first sight. I feel it is very similar to Qieguo." You patted his shoulder, "Take good care of it, the initial knife."
Yamaubakiri Kunihiro's face turned even redder, as if he was a little sober. He stammered and thanked you, then left with the sunflower wolf in his hands.
You looked at the petals falling behind his cloak and muttered softly, "I didn't realize that Qieguo was so fond of beauty that he secretly hid little flowers in his clothes."
He likes flowers so much? Next time, I'll give him a big flower tray. That should make him happy, right?
After a long time, Yamaubakiri Kunihiro received a large plate of yellow and white chrysanthemums:?
The already extreme Initial Blade calmly accepted the Burial Love Wind Flower Plate, turned around and told the other blades that the master had given him a new gift. Perhaps this was the trouble of being too trusted and loved by the master.
*
Every show was pretty good, and we were all in a dilemma when it came to choosing the last ones.
"Stop arguing." You pretended to wipe your eyes with Kitsune's tail and shouted in a pinched voice, "Everyone wants Xiaofei's wings. Xiaofei Emperor's harem will be incomplete without any blade."
The quarreling blade was silent for a while because of your new accent.
"Then does the master have a favorite sword?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga raised his hand and asked unwillingly.
"Of course there is." You stroked Kitsunesuke and said calmly, "The blade is right here now."
Hearing this, Tsurumaru Kuninaga puffed out his chest and raised his head, Kashuu Kiyomitsu smoothed his hair, Yamaubakiri Kunihiro touched the swaying sunflowers, Rantoshiro tugged at his shirt... More than a dozen blades made 800 fake moves in one second, trying very hard to look nonchalant.
Zhongren is confident: The master/general/lord must be talking about him!
"My favorite blade is, of course—" You took out the Sword of Genji, with a look of deep affection on your face, "My katana, my eternal wife, this Sword of Genji is my favorite among the 108 swords!"
"I know that a samurai sword is a samurai's sword, and I cannot be the samurai's wife. But if love has a principal wife, then my principal wife must be you, my dear samurai sword."
Damn, I lost!
Blades struck the ground one after another.
You lost to a real foreign sword! You forgot you have your own sword!
There are also some unwilling Blades who try to shove their own swords in front of you, but this act of sneaking away is stopped by other Blades and dragged to the hand-to-hand scene for a lesson.
Today’s celebration was really good and fun. I will come again next time.
You return to the castle tower with Kitsunesuke in your arms, feeling satisfied.
Set the offline time flow rate. Just before logging off, you always feel like you have forgotten something.
It shouldn't be a big deal.
You take off your helmet and close your eyes.
…
Not true.
Main quest!