Chapter 15 It turns out that current affairs are the house of sand
Now that things have come to this, you choose to have a good sleep.
As soon as you came online the next day, Kitsunesuke jumped into your arms and started crying. You rubbed its big tail to express that you were wrong and would never make the same mistake again in your next life.
"Master Judge, this is an encrypted letter sent from the current affairs yesterday." Kitsunesuke nibbled on the fried tofu you took out of your backpack while poking the bell on his neck to release the current affairs information.
Well, Shizheng requests to discuss a special mission with you in person...
"So... I'm going to the political arena?" You picked up Kitsunesuke and said unhappily, "Can't we just let them come over?"
It's a placement game, why do you have to go out? This crappy game won't learn from the good and turn you into a "fat errand boy who must accomplish his mission"? Back then, you were tortured by "Come to the House of Sand" for the entire novice period.
Kitsunesuke flicks his tail in the air, a stream of data flashing through his eyes, as if he is communicating with someone. After a moment, he rubs your wrist flatteringly and says, "Master Judge, the mission I want to discuss with you this time is very special..."
"Even if you are a powerful judge, Shizheng did not intend to come to your plane at first. The war is not so intense now." Kitsune's voice turned into an emotionless mechanical sound, "But the lord who recommended you said that you have the ability to solve special tasks."
"The current government will not force you to do anything you don't want to do. This is just our plea, hoping that you can come and help them."
You hold up Kitsune no Sasuke and look it in the eye.
After a few seconds, you threw "Kitsune's Helper" to the ground in disgust, crossed your arms, and said in a vigilant tone: "Wow, did you install surveillance cameras on Kitsune? How perverted! You're spying on the daily life of the cute little fat guy."
"Kitsunesuke" flipped over in the air and landed lightly. After hearing what you said, it was about to continue speaking but was choked.
But professional politicians have seen all kinds of situations. This is just an inquisitor with a more jumpy train of thought. Moreover, the specially appointed inquisitor is still a child. Be patient. Who knows, this naughty child may grow up tomorrow.
"Jizheng will only take over after receiving an emergency request from Kitsunesuke. Normally, Kitsunesuke's bell is in a closed state." "Kitsunesuke" tried to restore Jizheng's reputation, "This is just a means to collect evidence and protect the judge and the sword man."
"Put surveillance cameras on Dalang."
"Under normal circumstances, surveillance cameras are just decorations. Besides, we don't have the energy to monitor every Honmaru."
"Oh, but you put surveillance cameras on foxes."
"This is just a precaution..."
"But you put surveillance cameras on poor, helpless foxes that only know how to eat."
"…So, what's your answer?"
You stroke your chin, think for three seconds, and then ask, "Are there any rewards?"
The main storyline rewards are rubbish. It would be better to earn money by farming in the main maru and then clear out the system mall.
When it comes to the negotiation field, which he is good at, "Kitsunesuke" raised his head confidently: "As long as it does not violate the rules of the current political situation and the requirements are not excessive, the current political situation can meet all your requirements, whether it is the upgrade of the main circle or the rare sword you want..."
"Then can I plant a queen of flowers on the roof of Shizheng?"
The Queen Flower bought from the system has been enhanced. According to the description, it is ten times stronger than the normal Queen Flower. You will feel bad if you plant this thing in Honmaru, but it is fine if you plant it in Shizheng.
"…if you want."
As for flowers, if the children like to plant them, they can plant them. It's just some flowers and plants, I believe the higher-ups will agree. "Kitsunesuke" comforted himself that although the smell of the queen flower was a bit unusual, it would be fine to add a barrier on the roof.
"Can you let Shizheng help me catch the seasonal cherry blossom jumping fish, give me loving pets of the animals on the ranch, and sing for me to the plants in the fields that are afraid of loneliness?"
"If..." Kitsunesuke struggled to squeeze out a response, "... this is your request."
"Can I just take the knife I like in Shizheng? Can I take the one that's only available at an event?"
You are right. This is a collection game. Since the game officials have agreed, then when the time comes, just pack up a complete collection and you will be able to complete the game easily, right?
"That's fine."
This is much better than the first two requests. "Kitsunesuke" breathed a sigh of relief. The thing that is most lacking in current politics is sword men, and the government blades limited to the event should not have any objections... right?
Thinking of the smile of a certain golden-haired old swordsman, "Kitsunesuke" shuddered, and then strengthened his belief.
The special judge has such strong spiritual power that when they go to that station, the group of masterless Fuzang gods will definitely be automatically caught. Even if they have a bit of a weird personality, they will not reject such a powerful master!
perhaps.
Besides, how could it have any bad intentions? Everything it does is for the sake of current politics! The current politics must understand it, right?
"Of course!"
Anyway, there is no problem with the current affairs, and whether there is a problem with the blade...this is not in the current affairs after-sales area.
“Fuck.”
You and "Kitsune's Helper" both gave fake adult smiles.
You can get the entire atlas and get free official labor. Hehehe, after completing your special mission, you can let the current affairs civil servants come to the factory and work for you for free to make canned fruits.
Well, as for brewing wine, this batch of fruits is not ripe yet... I wonder if Man-ya can be converted into a brewery... To come to Man-ya's swords, you need to go into the factory and work for half an hour before buying anything, and then let the swordsman in Honmaru be the supervisor 24 hours a day.
And you can just lie down in the castle tower and collect money.
Hehe, this gaming world will eventually become the world of the little fat emperor!
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Seeing that you agreed to the current affairs request, "Kitsunesuke" shook its tail and brought Kitsunesuke of Honmaru back online.
"Master Judge, have you reached an agreement?"
Kitsunesuke didn't care at all that his account was stolen. He jumped over clumsily and fell with all four paws facing the air.
From this point of view, many civil servants in current affairs have stolen accounts to pretend to be foxes. Look at the way the fox turned and landed in the air before, it is much more skillful than the real fox in your hand.
"Then I will explain the basic information of this mission to the Judge."
Kitsunesuke pulled out a pair of glasses from his tail and put them on his face, looking quite serious.
"Normally, the same swordsman will not appear in the main circle. Without spiritual power, the duplicate swords will not have self-awareness. The judge will dissolve or combine the duplicate swords according to the situation in the main circle."
"If the Judge particularly likes a sword man, he can awaken multiple identical swords, but this requires more spiritual power. The more identical swords there are, the greater the burden on the Judge."
"Forging a sword crazily in pursuit of a rare blade, making it out of reach for sword lovers, intentionally leaving a sword badly damaged, intentionally breaking a sword, or intentionally abusing a sword is not permitted."
"Once a judge is found to have such behavior, at the very least, his spiritual power will be stripped away and his qualifications as a judge will be revoked. At the worst, he will be imprisoned in the forbidden magic water prison for life to provide spiritual power for the Shizheng sword. After all, it is more in line with the interests to recycle waste than to destroy it directly... Of course, if the damaged sword has special requirements, Shizheng will respect their choice."
"The swords that want the new judge will be collected by the current government, and after psychological counseling, they will be put on the sword market. The swords that do not want the new judge will be hired by the current government and rushed to the front line of the battlefield."
"As for the love between the Judge and the sword, the current government maintains an attitude of neither encouraging nor opposing it, but the sword's behavior of secretly hiding from the Judge is also not allowed."
Kitsunesuke puffed out his chest proudly.
"Our government has sworn an oath with that lord. We have a strong moral bottom line. Whether it's the judge or the sword man, there are relevant protection laws."
You listen to it again, and the cutscene of missing you for the hundredth time skips. There are so many words, but your eyesight isn’t very good and you can’t smell.
However, the first copy has so many settings. The game boss is really generous. How many copywriters and planners must have died for this. You sighed and felt embarrassed that you only knew these basic information after playing for so long.
You can use your secondary job to disassemble the repeating knife directly, and then use the disassembled materials to make equipment. After a set of combos, you can upgrade the blacksmith.
What's more, you already have several sets of full armor with special bonuses in your backpack.
Think about how your general understanding of the game is all thanks to the information that the other Honmaru's Kashuu Kiyomitsu maliciously implanted into your brain after he caught you.
After you arrived at Honmaru, as soon as Kitsunesuke started to introduce the background of the game, you took out a hoe and weeded the plants next to you, playing an unread random replay.
I didn't expect that you have been able to play this game successfully until now, haha, and there is no bug yet. You are worthy of being the genius Xiaofei.
"Even though Shizheng has been working so hard..." Kitsunesuke lowered his tail in frustration, "There have been no problems for so many years, but some time ago, Shizheng actually detected the Dark Fall of Honmaru!"
"Dark Fall?"
Hiss... Such a familiar word, where have I seen it before? My head is itching, I need to grow a brain.
"Well, this is also the first time that Shizheng has detected the Dark Fall of Honmaru." Kitsunesuke said seriously, "We can't tell you more confidential information. After the Judge and Shizheng meet, a professional will explain it to you."
"In fact, the current political recruitment is very strict, and there are very few previous examples. The appearance of the Dark Fallen Sword this time has also caused headaches for the current political."
Kitsunesuke looks at you seriously.
"The Dark Fallen Sword detected this time is extremely contagious. Lord Judge, you can refuse the mission. Although the current government hopes that you can help, we hope that you can stay in Honmaru and spend your term safely."
"After all, I am the Judge's fox." It walked to your feet and rubbed you. "Even if there is no fried tofu, I still like the Judge."
Oh, I remember! You pat your head and realize that the main mission released by the system is to investigate the Dark Fall.
"No, I must accept this mission." You said righteously, "In order to protect the political peace and to prevent the main castle from being destroyed, Watashi, the little fat emperor, will definitely complete the mission perfectly!"
"Mr. Judge of the Gods!" Kitsunesuke was so moved that his eyes turned into watery egg flowers, "It is really... so righteous!"
Well, mainly because I just refreshed the main quest and found that there were too many! You thought sadly, forgive me, I really can't refuse the last samurai sword that emits colorful light and pops up exclusive special effects when using skills.
"Well, how do you usually deal with the Dark Fallen Sword?"
"Hmm... if the Dark Fall cannot be removed..." Kitsunesuke hesitated for a few seconds, "It should be removed by the sword, right?"
"Can you give it to me?"
"Eh? Does the Lord Judge have any method to remove the Dark Fall?" Kitsunesuke's eyes widened, "But this way... wouldn't it become a second-hand Honmaru? Would the Lord Judge mind?"
Haha, who doesn’t like to get high-end products for free?
You put on a righteous expression again: "Of course I don't mind. The life of a sword is also a life. I, a fat man, will bear the responsibility of the darkness of this world!"
Hehe, when the time comes, all the basements will be closed for you to work, and then you can see who has stronger resentment or darkness.
"Master Judge!" Kitsunesuke was so moved that he cried out loudly, and a blazing fire ignited behind him. "Don't worry! I will definitely get the best reward for Master Judge!"
You kept smiling as you watched Kitsunesuke leave the room in high spirits.
Well, I have to meet with the current political leaders... Isn't it a bit too ostentatious to wear a yellow robe? You thought about it and reluctantly canceled the yellow robe transformation and changed back to the original eggplant outfit.
Even though you are supposed to dress like a human in the cutscenes, you are not a human now, so what’s wrong with being a cute eggplant spirit?
After taking a look at the fat guy in the mirror, you nodded with satisfaction, well, this little fat guy is so handsome!
But after knowing that hair can glow, clothes lack a little bit of charm... You click on the system mall, pick and choose, and find a bottle of powerful metal fluorescent agent.
[Metal Fluorescent Agent: Gives items a metallic luster and primary color fluorescent effects. In the dark, you no longer have to worry about others not noticing your presence. No special effect bonus.]
That's it!
The new metallic fluorescent purple outfit will surely make you shine with confidence even in current affairs!