Chapter 153 Clean and Hygienic



Chapter 153 Clean and Hygienic

153.

"So—"

Gojo Satoru, who didn't get any benefit from you and knew he couldn't compare to the "twin brothers", turned around and started to harass Natsuyuki's cursed spirit.

The poor low-level cursed spirit was being chased everywhere, crying "Change...change for get off work..."

Gojo Satoru, who had successfully captured the cursed spirit, rubbed it like a slime to relieve stress: "Boss, what do you want from us?"

"ah……"

You stood there, your helmet making a loud noise, and began to think about what you were looking for them for... but to no avail, you just smiled foolishly: "Hehe, I forgot."

"But I know why I'm here." You took out a small pot of hot pot from your backpack and said seriously, "Auntie came here because I was called by the deep sea. I came here specifically to feel the taste of the sea."

Internet users from neighboring countries will occasionally send you food videos late at night, sometimes mixed with some videos of people fishing at the beach, catching and eating the seafood they found.

It's late at night and I'm making you drool on the bed.

So you swear that before your next life, you must go to the beach to play in the sea!

There is no such opportunity in reality, but at least there will be a Cyber ​​Sea Rush in the game, right?

"Huh? Boss, you have to know——"

Gojo Satoru raised his head high, trying to create a haughty attitude - unfortunately he was not as tall as you, so you pushed him back easily.

"Tsk, how abominable, they are taller than me..." Gojo Satoru muttered to himself, and then pointed at himself and then at Geto Suguru, "The people in front of you are high school boys who are saving the world!"

"What did you do to save the world?"

Isn't it just saving the world? You've done that dozens of times in other games.

Even though you are the owner of a food stall now, a few years ago you were a Warrior of Light saving the world in Eozea... Later you gave up your life's glory and returned to Star Valley to be a small farmer. Until now, you came to Tokyo to open your own food stall.

Today's high school students just can't keep their cool. Shake your head and see if you're going to tell everyone about it.

Gojo Satoru talked to you about the Tengen barrier and the astral plasma body, and you commented sharply: "If the Jujutsu world cannot survive without the barrier, then the Jujutsu world should be destroyed now."

"It's good that the mission failed. Can a 'person' who needs human sacrifice to survive still be called a human?" You looked at Gojo Satoru with some doubt. "If you treat such an existence as a peer and take human sacrifice for granted, then you in the world of curse..."

Your voice faded away.

"Quite arrogant."

To be precise, it is a bit too feudal and stupid. You did not set up the backward compatibility function. Now after burning the memory for a while, the conclusion is: you can go and fight the feudal family for food resources with peace of mind.

I feel like if I conquer the world of curses tonight, I'll be able to clear it painlessly tomorrow - no way, there won't be a family that claims to have a thousand-year legacy but doesn't have any special curse spirits, right?

Sure enough, the fastest way to get resources in the game is to raid houses. You smacked your lips, thinking that you are too moral to just go to the three houses to scrape some oil every night.

No, you want to be the boss of the evil forces, you have to be more evil!

It seems that this is the first time that Gojo Satoru has heard such an evaluation. You glanced at him and felt a little strange: Could it be that no one has ever said this to him? Is this the kind of young master who was raised in a bad environment?

It's thanks to his hard work that he didn't grow crooked.

You touched Gojo Satoru's head to show your satisfaction: "Good boy, good boy."

Gojo Satoru was a little confused when he was touched, but he was quite happy, and little flowers were almost appearing around his head.

Fushiguro Shiji saw his behavior and showed a very disgusted expression: Is there no one left in the Gojo family? How can this kid really think of the boss as an elder?

Did you develop feelings for each other after being beaten?

Next to them, Geto Suguru was discussing with Riko Tenuchi what they should do in the future and whether they should just change their identities and go abroad.

Riko Tenuchi was somewhat tempted, but she didn't want to cause trouble for others.

"...If the barrier is no longer effective." Hearing Tenuchi Riko's question, Geto Suguru pressed his brows and replied with a smile, "Not much will change."

For most ordinary people, there won't be much change...but for sorcerers, their work will be harder than before.

"What are you talking about?"

You just caught an octopus - and now the octopus is trying to escape from your iron grip, with several tentacles with suction cups waving vigorously, and some even drilling into the gaps in the armor - at first glance, this scene gives people a great visual impact.

Geto Suguru was so frightened that his hair flew away. Tenuchi Riko hid behind Kuroi Miri. The two of them hugged each other and looked at you tremblingly.

"Why do you look like that? Have you never seen an octopus?" You tilted your head, a little confused, "Are you two sisters afraid of tentacles? Then wait a moment, I'll eat it now."

He was startled, it turned out to be the boss... Xia Yujie breathed a sigh of relief, he looked at you, somewhat helpless: "We should deal with the wild food..."

Eh, that's not right! Xia Yujie's brain was working at high speed. He has never seen you eat before. If you want to eat now... don't you have to take off your helmet?

Then they can see your face, right?!

Gojo Satoru and Fushiguro Shinji, who had the same thought, came over quietly.

Seeing the other three people with serious faces, Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato didn't understand why, but they were infected by the sudden tense atmosphere and followed the others' example, staring at you without blinking.

Weird, why are these people looking at you? You don't quite understand the NPC's behavior pattern... Forget it, just start chewing the octopus' legs.

Of course you know that you can't eat wild food randomly, but this is a game, not reality, so you don't have to worry about wastewater pollution, industrial pollution, or whether eating wild food will cause you to mutate and grow three heads and six arms.

Is it a bit bland to eat it raw? You hesitated for a moment, rolled the octopus in the hot pot base, and then picked up the octopus leg and stuffed it into your mouth.

It tastes a bit numbing, I don't know why it's a bit prickly... chew, chew, chew... Can this octopus still be electric? The little thing is quite powerful... chew, chew, chew... The hot pot base bought from this system is delicious, look at the name... Juxialou? Never heard of it...

Huh? Why are they all looking at you? You stop chewing and look around. Why do you look so constipated? Do you want to order the 竄○ set meal?

After reluctantly pulling off the octopus' legs, you walked to the beach and rinsed them in the original soup, fearing that the NPC might not eat them properly.

"Here, eat."

After giving one to everyone present, you returned to your original position, dipping the octopus into the hot pot base while stuffing it into your mouth, thinking, apart from you, who else would pamper the NPCs so much?

"No, boss..." Xia Yujie looked at the octopus legs still wriggling in his hand and was speechless for a moment.

"What's wrong?" You just finished eating and were about to go to the sea to grab something else to eat. "Why are you hesitating so much? And why are you not saying a word?"

"Boss..." Tenuchi Riko, who had already thrown the tentacle onto the beach and was huddled up with Kuroi Misato, almost crying, shouted, "This is a blue-ringed octopus!"

Blue Ring Octopus... What's wrong? You glanced at your character panel and found a poison debuff under your health bar.

Oh, it's poisonous, isn't it? No wonder I feel numb after eating the stinging tongue... This is how Pommon felt when he ate the Monster before, right? To round it off, you ate the same Verlaine brand Monster.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know this was poisonous. If it poisoned you... I apologized and you forgive me." You said righteously, "It's better for you to be poisonous. This way, you can take in the poison and detoxify at the same time, and you will be fine."

"Don't worry, it's clean and hygienic."

Xia Yujie sighed and threw the octopus leg to the cursed spirit. Catching and eating the octopus right away was a small problem. The more important thing was...

"Boss, don't you need to take off your helmet to eat?" Gojo Satoru, who had not achieved his goal, was unwilling to give up. "Were you pretending to eat just now, boss? You actually used a strange spell to move the food away, right?"

At first everyone thought it was a good idea. You must take off your helmet when eating. Who eats without opening their mouth?

But they just watched you eat the octopus, and they didn't stop even when the food hit the helmet - the food just went through the helmet so smoothly - allowing you to complete your "eating" without any hindrance.

Why didn't the hand go through? If you get closer, you can hear the sound of the hand hitting the helmet... Does this helmet have some special screening mechanism?

But to be honest, the scene of you eating was a bit too exciting. A whole octopus was stuffed into your mouth, and the octopus's head entered the helmet, with the remaining tentacles or limbs flying around outside...

"It's a bit like the zombie with a mouth that blooms in the life crisis." Xia Yujie commented, "According to the boss's level, he is at least a first-level cursed spirit."

"What's wrong with wearing a helmet?" You are even more puzzled. "Why can't you eat while wearing a helmet? Frey, come on, eat one and show them."

Frey probably understood what this group of people were thinking, but remained silent. He took the food from your hand and calmly performed the eating method.

Now no one else said anything.

You ignored them. The hot pot was still cooking and the base ingredients were still bubbling and boiling in the pot. You had to find more ingredients to cook before the bottom of the pot got even spicier.

The sea cucumber eaten now is fresh.

It's hard for other people who just shy away from wild seafood not to make the same expression as the subway uncle when they see you catching and eating them.

After eating and drinking the whole pot at the beach, you pat your belly - it hits your armor, making a crisp metallic sound.

After eating, you stand up and it's time for some exciting after-meal activities.

For example, you can have a thrilling game with the king fish of Okinawa, "Guess if I will be caught this time if I lick the hook?", which tests your patience.

The two people from the college were still staring at the corpse of the blue-ringed octopus, wondering what the boss's spell was...

Riko Amauchi wanted to leave, but felt she couldn't, so she simply sat on the beach and chatted and texted her friends to let them know she was safe.

"Oh, are you going back, boss?" Noticing you standing up, Fushiguro twisted his neck, his bones rubbing against each other and making a crackling sound, "Are you going to take out the monster bird and fly it again?"

"You're so rude. My Chocobo has a name. Who are you calling a weird bird?"

You glared at Fushiguro Shiji, but considering that he couldn't see your expression, you decided to teach him a lesson - so you showed him the metallic purple dye and splashed it on him while he wasn't paying attention.

Humph, since I provoke you, you naturally have to make Fushiguro Shigeru look bad!


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