Chapter 154 cosDC Xiao Chou

154.

Fushiguro looked down at the glowing dye on his clothes, then looked back at you who turned your head away and started whistling.

He was so speechless that he didn't want to say another word. He casually took off his shirt and threw it aside.

But he didn't expect -

The dye produced by the system was of excellent quality and had a very fast infection speed. Even if he took off his clothes in time, his body was still dyed metallic purple.

By the way, when he took off his clothes, the dye also got on his head.

"Jay, Jay, look, Fushiguro Shiori has turned into a glowing purple man."

Gojo Satoru, who laughed the loudest, clapped his legs and hooted, while pushing Kayuki Katsu to let his friends watch the scene of Fushiguro's big mistake with him.

"Pfft... cough, Satoru, it's not nice to laugh at others like this." Xia Yujie tried hard to hold back his laughter and said pretentiously, "Mr. Fushiguro Shier's experience is already heartbreaking enough... pfft... we can't poke his wounds again... pfft..."

It feels like Xia Yujie is trying so hard to hold back his laughter that he’s about to burst into a B-box.

Noticing the resentful look Fushiguro Shiji was giving you, you looked away guiltily. What? The metal dye was the first to attack. Now Fushiguro Shiji has turned into a colorful purple man, so you can’t blame him...

But he is also a good employee who has followed you for so many years, you can't let him down.

So you walked forward, took out a row of colorful dyes, and said righteously, "Don't worry, Xiao Hei, I'm going to transform you and restore your handsomeness!"

This part is too purple, and it happens to be on Fushiguro Shigeru's body. You only need to add some more to make the opponent change to purple skin painlessly, and then give him a wig and a little ugly makeup to cover up the dye on his face...

Wouldn't that make him a DC clown who's charming to everyone?

You have been a young painter in Ultimate Fantasy 14. You believe that with your extraordinary painting skills, you can help Fushiguro regain his charm and get rid of the embarrassing situation of the colorful little light man!

After all, a dark knight who doesn't want to make others become COSERs based on his painting skills is not a good cook.

Fushiguro Shijiro sensed something was wrong. He felt that your action of taking out the dye did not seem like an attempt to save him, but rather to drown him in the dye.

Fushiguro Shiji, who was trying to escape, turned around and saw Frey standing behind him. The latter said nothing, but just picked up the heavy sword and slammed the sword into the beach, then looked up and gave him a death stare: Try to run?

Knowing that he couldn't escape at all, Fushiguro sighed, turned around and flicked his hair towards you, showing a hormone-filled smile: "Okay."

He sat down nonchalantly: "Body painting, huh? Do you want to take off your pants?"

You take a step back, and you can't help but exclaim, "You're so flirty."

"I learned this from you, the boss." He didn't even raise his eyelids, and smiled, "Can this be considered a work injury? Remember to give me a pay raise."

…

“Is this the color?” You hold up the brush, hesitant, “Why does it feel different?”

"That's right, boss. Look, there's a green shirt underneath that ugly jacket." Gojo Satoru, who was holding a flashlight for you, pointed at Fushiguro Shiori and said, "Remember to draw a bow tie."

You said "oh" and drew an ∞ on Fushiguro Shige's collarbone.

"Why do I remember it was a tie?" On the other side, holding a flashlight, Geto looked at Gojo Satoru, "Satoru, you didn't remember it wrong, did you?"

"Huh? How could I remember it wrong? Jay, it's your memory that's not so good... It hurts."

Frey withdrew his iron fist of justice.

You were still concentrating on coloring the bow tie, not even looking up: "Please stop messing with the lighting, it made my drawing crooked just now."

"There are many generations of Xiaochou, right?" Tenuchi Riko sat beside you, wrapped in the blanket you provided. "There are both bow tie and necktie versions."

…

"alright."

Not quite sure how many versions of the little clown have been superimposed, you drew it entirely based on memory and feeling. You stood up, exhaled, and put the green wig on the silent Fushiguro Shigeki with satisfaction.

Well, green hair and metal purple skin... Touch the helmet, and you'll feel that the color and configuration look a little familiar... Oh no, isn't this Eggplant Xiaofei?

It turns out that the little ugly one is actually you? !

A few other people gathered around to look at the ugly little picture you drew of Fushiguro Shinobu.

"Unexpectedly..." Xia Yujie was a little surprised, "It's pretty good?"

Fushiguro Shinobu can keep a straight face with such a glowing, pale face... It fits the crazy mental state of the original character very well.

Even though he didn't do it voluntarily.

"Oh, it looks like that." Gojo Satoru pulled his sunglasses down and said with a playful smile, "It will at least scare ten children to tears, right?"

In the middle of the night, it could scare ten adults to tears.

"Boss..." After walking around behind Fushiguro Shinobu, Kagome Suguru's mouth twitched, "Is the thing you drew behind him... a green four-legged amphibious hard-shelled creature?"

"I think it's great. I want to make a fluorescent sea for Fushiguro." After a pause, you added nonchalantly, "It's a purple limited edition. It's so romantic to change your skin... and there are some marine life in the sea. Isn't that normal?"

It takes a lot of effort to make the turtle shell round.

"Fluorescent sea?" Gojo Satoru chuckled. "It's indeed quite fluorescent. You don't even need to turn on the flashlight when standing next to Fushiguro Sen'er."

It's all thanks to the other party's fluorescent skin that illuminates the surroundings.

Fushiguro Shiji remained silent, but there was already a hint of murderous intent in his eyes: Otherwise...

It's better to use Sakuboki to kill these little devils.

…

On the night of X/X/X, a drunk man was staggering along the coast of Okinawa when he was startled by a glowing monster in front of him. He was sobered up and rushed to the nearest police station to call the police.

The drunk man said that Xiao Chou really existed and was right on the beach, and his upper body and face were glowing...but he didn't know why his hair didn't glow.

From then on, there was one more person in the world who believed in Batman.

*

You caught a king fish off the coast of Okinawa.

Today's fish kings are becoming more and more abstract. You look at the microphone in your hand and become puzzled. What does this thing have to do with fish, inside and out?

So has the definition of the Fish King evolved from orderly and good to chaotic and evil?

It would be better to give you a fish-shaped cursed spirit. If you don’t eat it, you can give it to Xia Yujie.

[Hypnotic Mic (fake): Use a powerful rap to stimulate people's nerves and put them into a hypnotic state... What? You can't rap? Then just say a few words. After speaking to the selected target, you can hypnotize them. No special effect bonus. ]

Hypnosis... It doesn't feel like a serious prop. You stuff the microphone into your backpack, looking righteous. This unserious golden prop is left to you to solve!

"It's two o'clock in the morning now, what are you going to do?" You looked at the others, "If you have nothing else, I'll go first."

It's time for you to go to Yu Sanjia and let the feudal masters give you some gold coins.

"Hey——" Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses and rushed over to hug your arm, "Boss, are you going to abandon me, a charming person, and leave alone like this?"

Geto Xiayou grabs your other arm, and puts on a melancholy, handsome look: "Boss, have you forgotten the beautiful and unforgettable days and nights we spent together?"

Catching the scent of gossip, Amanouchi Riko's eyes lit up and she wished she could open her ears a little wider.

"That's right, there's no need to elaborate on the past. Auntie is just such a woman who can climb walls very quickly." You pulled your arms out from the hands of the two male masters, crossed your arms over your chest, and pointed at them arrogantly, "If you can't keep Auntie, you should reflect on why your charm is not strong enough."

"Tsk, the boss's reaction is so weak." Gojo Satoru complained, "Is the boss really leaving like this?"

"What else? Should I stay and treat you guys to breakfast?" Your tone became serious, "There is no such thing as a free lunch or a free breakfast, unless you pay me."

“What I mean is…” Gojo Satoru came over and said with a smile, “Can you take me with you when you go back to Tokyo?” After a pause, he imitated your serious tone and said, “Boss, you can only take one person with you, right? Take Satoru-chan with you. Satoru can wear women’s clothes!”

"Jie..." he said in a sad tone, "can't bear the pain of wearing women's clothes."

"Huh?" With veins popping out on his forehead, Xia Yujie clenched his fists, "Satoru, you really dare to say that--"

"Wow, boss, look how fierce he is~" Gojo Satoru said with a pinched throat, "Unlike Wuzi, Wuzi won't be fierce to the boss~"

“Be normal, Satoru,” you said sincerely, “It’s a bit disgusting… I’m afraid I can’t help but let Frey beat you up.”

Gojo Satoru calmed down for a second: "I'm sorry."

"You guys are going back to Tokyo too?" You tilted your head and looked at Geto Suguru, wondering, "Is it urgent?"

"No..." Xia Yujie hesitated for a moment, he glanced at Gojo Satoru, and finally confessed honestly, "Satoru said that the legend of the strange bird might be related to the boss, so he wanted to know what the boss does at night."

Xia Yujie pointed at Gojo Satoru and shouted, "All of this was Satoru's idea."

Seeing you shift your gaze towards him again, Gojo Satoru lowered his head in silence for a while, then raised his hand: "Hey, hey! Can we skip this topic?"

"If the boss is planning to go to Zenin's house and cause trouble..." He sends you a five-pointed cute look, "I can help."

Zenin Naoya, who comes to Gojo's house every day to ask for his empty fiancée, is really annoying. Gojo Satoru gnashed his teeth and thought, he will use your dye to draw ten turtles on Zenin Naoya's face.

"Of course, it is a very meaningful thing to rob the rich and help the poor."

The three families who robbed you helped you. Compared with the wealthy families, how come you are not considered a poor person?

"So, you, and you, actually want to go along, right?"

Xia Yujie looked away, and Gojo Satoru nodded vigorously with starry eyes.

"What about the sisters over there?" You pointed at Amanouchi Riko and Kuroi Misato, your tone becoming increasingly dangerous, "You wouldn't be the kind of scumbag who would leave your lovely sisters alone and go out and have fun, right?"

The two tenors shook their heads frantically: "No, no, no, of course not."

Tenuchi Riko said that they could just ignore them and that she and Kuroi Misato would find a hotel nearby to stay for the night.

"So... Ahem..." As she was talking, Tenuchi Riko began to sneeze, "No... Ahem... It's okay."

You try to take out some thick clothes, but you find that there is nothing suitable in your backpack, and the women's clothing in the system mall is ridiculously expensive...

You asked Tenuchi Riko to wait for a while, then called out Miri Hat and went to a nearby residential building to quickly buy some women's clothing for zero dollars.

"Here, put on more clothes." You handed clothes to Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato, and stuffed a bunch of Gokusu Shou over, "This is for you too."

I don't know if the Jujutsu world will capture Amauchi Riko to sacrifice her again, so it's better to put some defenses there just to be prepared. This NPC looks pretty good.

Kuroi Misato and your beloved Chocobo have the same name, which is half a Chocobo if rounded off, so you would naturally choose to protect her.

In the last instance, you were a mystic, and you didn't care whether the NPC was dead or not, as you could always revive them. This world is not going well, so you always have guards that can block fatal injuries, and give two to people around you whenever you need them.

Especially Fushiguro Shige, who likes to go out with the group and play. He is the most valuable employee in the whole store.

Tenuchi Riko and Kuroi Misato looked at Mori with some confusion, but they still chose to thank him politely and carefully put Mori away.

After watching the two people leave, you turned around and said excitedly to the other three people: "I just saw a super cool sports car on the side of the road."

"Eh——" Gojo Satoru looked at you in surprise, "Is the boss still interested in sports cars?"

"This is not an ordinary sports car." You said solemnly, "This is a mount that I can drive!"

Wild four-player mounts have reappeared... You can't take them away, but you can use them in this dungeon!

Sasakani's car can be unloved.

In fact, the few people who didn't quite understand looked at each other.

"Boss." Xia Yujie decided to change the subject. "Where did you go to find the clothes just now? Are all the nearby stores closed?"

“Well…” You remained calm and gave an ambiguous answer, “I found it in a house nearby.”

There are a lot of them in the local NPC's house.

"Boss, you're not going to... take someone else's clothes, are you?" Xia Yujie laughed dryly, "That's not a good idea, is it?"

"What's wrong with that?" You glanced at Xia Youjie, "There's no name written on the clothes, and there's no prohibition on picking them up, so what's wrong with you using them for a while?"

"Besides, I'm not the only one taking things from that store," you said confidently, "I saw someone rummaging through the drawers for jewelry."

After a pause, you added, "He bumped into the hostess who was returning home, and the two of them had a fierce fight over a diamond necklace the size of a pigeon egg."

"That's a thief... Never mind, boss, you're not going to just stand by and watch, are you?"

"How is that possible?" You widened your eyes, looking a little bit unbelievable, "Why do you think so? Of course I helped the mistress, and I beat the other guy up."

Hearing this answer, Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great, the boss is still very moral."

After beating up your "colleague", you took out your microphone under the grateful gaze of the hostess and hypnotized her to voluntarily hand over the valuable goodies - this was voluntarily offered by the NPC, how can it be called stealing or robbery?

If you see something good, of course you should take it.jpg

Hearing Geto's evaluation of you, you nodded without hesitation: "Yes, that's right."

"I am such a morally educated aunt."