Chapter 155: But it’s the Great River Hell

155.

"Boss, why don't you call out the super cool and fluffy ostrich?"

Gojo Satoru puts his hands on your shoulders and half-dragged you forward like a stretched cat string, muttering non-stop.

You corrected it seriously: "Mirimo's species is a chocobo, not an ostrich."

"Okay, when will the boss call out the ostrich?"

"Satoru, stop causing trouble for the boss—"

Geto Suguru came over to catch people, but unfortunately Gojo Satoru's grip was too strong, and his hands were stuck on your shoulders tightly, unable to be separated at all - making you feel like you are a mousetrap.

Gojo Satoru is the mouse that has always been in mimimi.

"Is this the sports car that the boss just mentioned?" After spending a long time trying, Xia Yujie wiped the sweat from his forehead, a little curious and a little helpless, "Boss...you walked over here, didn't you just want to show us the sports car?"

But this black convertible sports car is really cool... Most guys can't resist cars. Although the manta ray is convenient, cars are really cool... Kagome tried hard to retract his gaze. There seems to be a high-star hotel nearby? It should be someone's car, right?

"What are you thinking about?"

You do a front flip and get into the car. Hmm... you can't find the car key. Never mind. It doesn't matter. A car-shaped mount can take off without a car key.

"Wait, boss, it's not right to just sit in someone else's car, right?" The moral Kagome Kagome felt a little uneasy, and tried to stop Gojo Satoru who was about to sit in the passenger seat, "There are surveillance cameras around here too..."

He paused and added: "At least destroy the surveillance first."

Xia Yujie, who has some morals, has been with you for a long time, and there are not many moral points left.

"Tsk, Jay, you're just too serious about the argument...it's just a sports car."

Gojo Satoru saw the glowing Fushiguro Shinji and rushed to sit in the passenger seat first. He snorted in dissatisfaction, then bypassed Kayuki, lifted his legs and stepped into the back seat, posing in an extremely arrogant manner, and shouted loudly: "I can buy ten for the boss!"

You glanced at Fushiguro Shige, who received your brain waves and nodded.

He took out the POS machine from his trouser pocket, then turned his head to look at Gojo Satoru, stole the other's wallet in a flash, and paid with the card skillfully and quickly.

After the whole process was completed, Fushiguro threw the wallet back into Gojo Satoru's arms, grinned, revealing a red, fluorescent smile: "Thank you for your patronage."

One hundred million was taken away from Gojo Satoru inexplicably:?

"Jay, aren't you getting in the car?" Before Gojo Satoru could come to his senses, you changed the subject as if nothing had happened, "Auntie has to go to breakfast early."

Starting to catch cursed spirits at 8 o'clock in the morning, how can it not be considered a kind of early morning?

The boss sometimes does things that are completely incomprehensible. Xia Yujie was a little helpless. Never mind. The boss basically stays in the store and rarely walks around. It's normal for him to be interested in a cool convertible sports car.

Anyway, the sports car won’t start without the key. If the owner gets angry, the worst that can happen is you can just apologize to him.

After making sure everyone else is on the bus, you turn your head, clear your throat, and say seriously, "Everyone sit tight, we're about to start."

"Haha, boss, are you kidding?" Xia Yujie smiled helplessly. He saw you step on the accelerator and said, "There's nothing I can do without the car key..."

Before you finish your words, you have already driven out of the public parking lot.

Summer Oil Jie:?

"Boss, this is someone else's car... Wait, it's going too fast... There's a tree over there! Be careful!"

You, who are totally not listening, are drifting irrationally on the deserted road, occasionally knocking over a wild trash can, bending an innocent street lamp, and killing... Oh, this one is not dead.

Before the car hits the pedestrian who is paralyzed on the ground with his legs limp from fear, you turn the steering wheel frantically and successfully crash the car into the telephone booth next to it, saving the life of the pedestrian NPC.

You almost dirty your bike.

Don't let the NPC splash onto the car.

The two tall men sitting in the back seat, feeling that their dirty underwear was about to be shaken out, grabbed the car door and stuck their heads out and said: "Ew——"

"A brat is a brat." Fushiguro Shiori laughed sarcastically, "Is that all that's wrong?"

"Hmm..." You patted his shoulder and said, "Xiao Hei, your face is paler than before, and your legs are shaking. Don't be so stubborn, I understand."

Isn't this the first time you've encountered a wild mount in this dungeon? You were a little excited, but you weren't very familiar with it, so you gave others the building jumping machine experience?

You curl your lips, thinking that you can only drive like this in the game, and these NPCs really should sit in the back seat of Hagiwara's car to experience what it means to ignore Newton's laws and experience true speed and passion.

Oh, Hagiwara said that Mr. Fūya’s driving skills are better than his own, and if you want to experience the boundary between life and death, you can go find him.

After everyone else has slowed down for a while, you restart the car and start reversing—and just now the front of the car crashes into the phone booth.

As you reverse your car, you think to yourself: Private Marseille Telephone Booth, I accidentally broke you into two parts, but one part is better than six. I believe that NPCs will pay six times the fee when they make calls here in the future.

But how does this mount take off? When you ride Sasukuni's mount, you can rise 90 degrees in place with just a thought... Is this mount only capable of "automatically entering flight mode when suspended in mid-air"?

There seems to be a small cliff nearby... You click on the system map and perform a navigation action to search for the address. Oh, it’s quite close, let’s go!

Driving at this speed, we can indeed reach Tokyo in the shortest possible time. Kagome Jie held on to his seat belt tightly, but he probably wouldn't be able to get there today.

As for the strange incident of being able to start a sports car without a car key, let's not talk about it. He held the seat belt tighter. Who taught the boss how to drive? Is this a skill that can be put into practice?

People cannot, or at least should not, drive as if they are in a hurry to be reborn.

But your current route forward... Xia Yujie looked around at the increasingly desolate environment on both sides, and a bad feeling rose in his heart. He poked Gojo Satoru with his elbow and said, "Satoru, do you think this route is wrong?"

"Hmm?" Gojo Satoru, who had completely adapted to this speeding state and was enjoying it, turned his head and said in confusion, "Jay, what are you talking about?"

“Isn’t this normal?”

"Is that so?"

Xia Yujie still felt something was wrong. The road was getting rougher and the trees were becoming scarcer. What was going on?

"It's to the cliff by the sea!"

Geto Summer tried to stop you, but when he looked up, he saw a cliff right in front of him: without any protective measures, falling from this height would seriously injure even a sorcerer.

“Yeah.” You excitedly stepped on the accelerator and laughed, “Are you ready—”

Your voice was blown into pieces by the sea breeze.

"To the moon!"

Half of the car has left the edge of the cliff.

It was too late to stop it——

Almost subconsciously, Geto summoned the stingray and gave it an order: protect the others.

But the expected fall did not come. He looked up in confusion, only to see a dark sports car suspended in the air, moving towards the moon under your control.

It was a completely unbelievable and irrational scene. He pulled at the collar of his shirt, feeling his heart beating violently.

Xia Yujie suddenly laughed, and laughed so hard that he fell forward and backward, and tears flowed from his eyes: "Hahaha... Boss, you really are..."

"Well, I knew Jay would like it." Gojo Satoru came over with a smile and hooked his arm around his neck. "Don't worry, as soon as the boss touches the car, the car will be infected with the boss's cursed power. Jay, you just worry too much and didn't notice it."

"So..." Xia Yujie slowly turned his head and looked at Gojo Satoru with a smile, "Satoru, do you want to see me laugh?"

"...Look, there's a big seagull over there."

"Don't change the subject. And..." Xia Yujie looked at you helplessly, "Boss..."

"Tokyo is in the other direction. You're going the wrong way."

*

"Strange." Gojo Satoru poked his head down, "Is the Zenin family so quiet?"

"Are they all asleep?" Xia Yujie looked down from another direction. "After all, it's almost 2:30 in the morning."

Regarding the fact that you can drive back to Tokyo in just over ten minutes...Kao Yu said that he has never missed Mother Earth as much as he does now.

"It's a lot quieter now." Fushiguro Shiji was also a little surprised. "There were a lot of guards here some time ago."

It is mainly to guard against him and you, but these guards can play zero role - because you take the heavenly path, not the ordinary path.

"What are you guessing? Just go down and take a look and you'll know." You parked the car on the roof of the tallest building so that you can take off in the air later. "Xiao Hei, does the Zen temple have any treasures buried underground? It seems that we have dug up all the treasures on the ground."

"I'm not sure..." Fushiguro Shiori touched his chin, "The head of the Zenin family might know." He looked at you and gave you a malicious smile, "Do you want to find Zenin Naohito? I can provide the tools for torture."

"Hey - this is so fun, I want to join in too!"

…

The Zenin House is indeed a bit too quiet. You haven't seen anyone along the way. Why... it seems to be getting quieter each time? But last time I came, I could still see guards and servants, but why is there no one today?

"What is this? A big brown rat?"

Rokuyan, who had good eyesight, squatted down and pulled out a shivering... giant river vulture from the bushes.

After seeing the upgraded version of the Ohgawa Werewolf, Gojo Satoru immediately threw the hot potato away, saying that this thing is not something you should touch.

"Oh, it's a river vulture." You picked up the trembling river vulture and shook it, then used the system panel to identify its identity. "Hey, isn't this the guard I know? How come he turned into a river vulture after not seeing him for a few days?"

The river fox in his hand suddenly stopped moving, and then he let out a fierce roar: "Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh—"

You looked at the big river fox, then at the high school, and finally at Fushiguro Shier, and said seriously: "Xiaohei, you are from this family, do you understand?"

"Boss." Fushiguro Shigeki replied calmly, "I am a human, I don't understand rat language."

When the guard Dahe Fox realized that he couldn't communicate with you, he struggled to jump off your hand and started running in one direction. After running for a while, he stopped and looked at you, as if calling you to follow him.

You all looked at each other and followed without hesitation.

It feels like no one wants to miss the exciting moment of eating melons when they can eat the melons of the Zen temple.

The guard Dahewei takes you to a remote and dilapidated warehouse with many talismans pasted on the door.

Do you know this talisman paper? It's in some high-rise room. It seems to be a barrier or something... I forgot, but grab them all and take them away.

After tearing off all the talismans, you opened the warehouse door and saw the scene inside. You couldn't help but exclaim: "Wow——"

"It's a river beetle's den."

The entire warehouse was packed with giant river vampires. When they noticed your appearance, all the giant river vampires in cricket pupae stopped howling at the same time and turned their heads in unison to look at you.

"Boss..." Gojo Satoru rubbed his arm, "Why do I feel a little creepy?"

“You’re right.” You took a step back. “If you keep going, you’ll join them.”

Ahead is the great river beetle hell.