Chapter 174: The plot remains the same but the amount of abstraction is relatively high
174.
Ouch? When he first heard this word, Geto Xia Yu only thought it was a little strange and regarded it as an uncommon onomatopoeia. At that time, he didn't know that this simple word would become a nightmare in the world of sorcery.
When he sees you laughing strangely, sipping a drink of Jinte, and taking out a head-top volcano from the gap in your armor, and the big red river fox with a very bad temper and howling all the time——
He remembered it, he remembered it all!
Xia Yujie hid in the corner of the room with a look of fear on his face.
This cry is the cry of the great river beetle, the ultimate irrational creature that almost caused the Zenin family to disappear!
"Haha..." Xia Yujie laughed twice, his whole body tensed up, even his bangs became stiff, "Boss, it's good to have someone here..."
"You don't need to bring... gifts."
"Ah? What gift? I didn't bring any."
You looked at Geto Suguru suspiciously, who seemed to be trying to break through the window and run away with an awkward smile on his face: "Why are you hiding so far away? Didn't you say you were looking for your aunt?"
They all look like well-known legal figures and the leader of the Panzhuzi Cult... Oh, I seem to have heard of this cult somewhere before... Is this a legitimate church? Your expression gradually becomes weird. Xiaojie can't be a positive person and the leader of an evil cult at the same time, right?
"Hey, I didn't...I didn't hide..."
Xia Yujie coughed lightly, trying not to let his eyes fall on the irritable river beetle. He regained his smile and showed you the calmness of a mature leader: "Boss, welcome back."
"Very good, very good."
You replied nonchalantly, playing with the coral in your hand. The special cursed spirit that turned into a giant river fox was unable to resist except for howling and screaming with fire on its head.
"When will you return your shop to me?"
You didn't notice it when you entered the room, but now you notice it. Isn't that the big blue slime flower pot you used to plant sunflowers? And the ostrich cane over there is also a decoration in your store! And why is the green rotating skull player that can sing here too?
Feeling that a volcano-headed river vulture wasn't intimidating enough, you took out a green flower-shaped river vulture, holding a cursed spirit in one hand, approached Xia Yujie, and said sinisterly, "Xiaojie, you're not going to steal my aunt's shop, are you?"
It's so sad, so sad! You haven't seen each other for just ten years in the game, and your good NPC has become like this! In this case, you can only kill him ruthlessly and take back everything that belongs to your aunt——
"...Boss, what's in this bowl?" The adult Kagome, who is trying to learn and understand everything, looks at the commotion you've made and is still confused. "Why did you put your hand in there?"
"It's pepper water. It's to make Auntie's hands really spicy!" You answered in a loud voice, "Auntie wants to take revenge on you, a heartless thief who stole from Auntie's shop!"
Xia Yujie's brain began to slow down. After ten seconds, he failed to understand what you meant, so he gave up thinking: "No, boss, I didn't cheat the store..."
"Boss, where have you been for the past ten years? Wu and I have been unable to find you..."
You poured pepper water into the volcanic cave above Louhu's head, thinking that Geto Suguru began to recall the past. Does this count as entering the plot dialogue? But it seems that you can't jump to the plot in the hologram...
The giant river fox, whose head was on fire from the spicy pepper spray, howled even louder - so loud that no one else could hear what Kagome was saying.
The icon man scratched his head, looked at you who had already started rummaging through the drawers, and then looked at Frey who was silent with his arms folded across his chest. He understood that this must be a test you gave him!
So it took out its eraser and erased the coral's mouth.
It's quiet now! The icon man touched his head, shook off the non-existent sweat, walked up to Geto Kagome on his seductive legs, and signaled him to continue the dialogue.
Xia Yujie glanced at the silenced river beetle, then looked down at the little icons around him that were twinkling like stars and looking forward to hearing the story, and silently opened his closed mouth.
Boss... He smiled faintly, full of death. Where on earth did he find so many unreasonable creatures? !
…
You put everything you bought from the store into your backpack—but not completely, because the compartments are full.
So you toss some cursed corpses out of your backpack with regret, and, adhering to the philosophy of not wasting food, start cooking on the spot.
Alas, the head of this cursed spirit is a yellow-headed duck, very cute... make a spicy duck head; the body of this cursed spirit seems to be a big eyeball, but it has three pairs of perfect big wings, so you took off a pair as a souvenir... make a cola chicken wing; you remember that the real appearance of this cursed spirit is a bit strange, it seems to be a human centipede, you think it is too weird, so you keep a bone... make a braised spareribs...
It turns out that you have put so much cursed food garbage in your bag without realizing it. It doesn’t matter, just fry them all!
When you stand up after cooking, you find that Geto is still talking. You wonder why you didn't notice that Geto is so talkative before? Time really makes people grow old. Even NPCs become talkative when they reach middle age...
Don't want to listen.
You call up the system panel and prepare to go offline.
You can't skip the plot in the holographic version, so just skip it on the mobile version.
But you don't have a store anymore. Where will you be when you go to the mobile terminal? In the past, you would appear directly in the store, and the scene could only switch between the store and the cursed spirit warehouse... Oh, you also have to go to the Zen temple to see what your cursed spirit farm has become...
You are confused and worried, but you still resolutely quit the game.
The production team put a love potion in the skip. Skip is a trick of the open world game. Skip controls people's thoughts. Skip corrupts people's souls and bodies from the inside. When you come to your senses and return to the hologram, you find that you can no longer give up the joy of using skip to skip the plot.
Vicious, so vicious!
You take off your helmet and take out your phone, only to find that the mobile version needs to be updated again. This time, some useless new features have been added. Enhanced sociality? What kind of sociality does a single-player game need? Collective action? Can NPCs and players make the same emotional movements?
Haha, who would use such a useless function?
After logging into the mobile version, you find that your character is still in Getsu's office and has not moved to other scenes... because you still don't have a store, bad.
But without the store, you are no longer constrained by the store scene. You can even control the pixel man to push the door and enter the corridor scene you have never seen before. Yay!
The original store...if you think about it seriously, it seems like it's okay to not have it?
Goodbye fixed stores, you are a free pixel man, you want to explore the pixel world on mobile!
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Talking about the past ten years, Xia Yujie sighed. It seemed that everyone was moving forward: Naoko's dark circles became heavier and she spent less time at the high school; Wu gradually became more reliable. Although he was still unfocused, he was also teaching the students well; and he also became something he never thought he would be when he was young...
In the past ten years, everyone has changed, but after seeing you again, Geto Summer Oil discovered that you are the only one who has never changed——
Still doing things that make people's cerebral cortex glow.
As he was speaking, he saw your body stiffen, and the next second, you began to shake your head, do a backflip on the spot, and parkour around the room.
Haha, it's okay, Xia Yujie calmly straightened the vase that you kicked away. When everyone was chatting before, you were doing other things in the room and didn't listen to anyone at all.
He should have been offended, but he didn't feel anything negative. Instead, he had a strange and familiar sense of security.
Until you suddenly stop, walk to the door, open it and run out.
The creatures still in the room were stunned.
Frey simply faded away and returned to your shadow.
The icon man thought for three seconds, took out a bug net, caught the three super-large river beetles that tried to escape, then picked up the bug net and ran away.
Xia Yujie, who was left in the room, was a little dumbfounded. When he came to his senses, he hurriedly chased after him: "Wait... wait a minute, boss!"
If you see a stranger in the building, other sorcerers of the Panxing Cult will think you are an enemy!
Xia Yujie was anxious and worried - he wasn't worried about you, but what he was worried about was that if all the useful subordinates were killed by you, where would he find new ones in a short time? !
He chased you all the way to the first floor lobby.
Watching you do somersaults and backflips along the way with lightning effects, occasionally turning out golden treasure chests and trash cans from behind the vases in the corridor, occasionally stopping, suddenly taking out a fishing rod and rushing into the toilet, and then fishing a broken boot from the toilet...
This confused Xia Yujie: Are there such things in the Pansei Sect? Is this still the Pansei Sect he is familiar with? How come he didn't know that such a big box could be hidden behind a vase that is not even as tall as a person?
Also, who threw a boot in the toilet?!
Fortunately, no Panxing Cult members were injured during this period - excluding those who were knocked away by you in the toilet.
In just ten minutes, he followed you to every corner of the Pansei Cult. Even a sorcerer of Xia Yujie's level had to lean against the wall and breathe heavily. He panted and begged, "Boss... are you finally stopping?"
The boss has such great physical strength... He is worthy of being the boss.
He looked at you standing at the entrance of Panxing Sect, seemingly thinking about something.
The icon man is carrying a bag of big river foxes and looking up to think like you.
A few seconds later, he heard you respond in a emotionless tone: "If you think so, there's nothing I can do."
Summer Oil Jie:?
Oh no, Geto Xia had a slight stomachache and ran into his boss's human-machine mode.
Without waiting for him to react, you, dressed in a dazzling yellow robe, rushed over, stopped just a few centimeters away from him, and began—
Dance.
"Let's dance."
Because of your appearance as a yellow-robed green-headed fish, and your enchanted dance moves that were so abstract and distorted, the onlookers all showed horrified expressions and fled in all directions, screaming.
Xia Youjie also wanted to run, but he couldn't.
Because his body is no longer under his control, he can only dance with you in the lobby on the first floor of Panxing Church, shaking his shoulders, doing horse stances, and Thomas turns on the spot.
Just like that afternoon many years ago when he was chased by the cursed spirit, he walked towards the cart uncontrollably and ate the cursed spirit ball uncontrollably.
Therefore, his life also uncontrollably crashes into your mudslide.
Haha, it's okay...
Xia Yujie followed your movements expressionlessly, thinking mercilessly, kill all the believers and members who saw this scene.