Chapter 175: Extreme Cultivation is Incredible

175.

"Did you see the boss?"

Gojo Satoru, who learned from Fushiguro Megumi that you had reappeared, suppressed his joy and showed a more serious expression: "Megumi, are you sure? The boss hasn't appeared for many years."

You said to Fushiguro Shijiru that you were going home for the New Year, and you never showed up again.

Even if they turned Japan upside down, they still couldn't get any news about you. But they all knew that the village you visited before had a special cursed spirit related to you.

Those who knew about the situation refused to take on the relevant tasks.

Those who were unaware, such as Yuki Kujuku, took a mission and went to the village. After returning, he threw the mission information in the face of the person in charge of the "window" with a gloomy face.

"Asking a special class to deal with a monster of this conceptual level, no kidding!"

In order to ensure the safety of the majority of people, and after long-term monitoring and observation to confirm that the cursed spirits in the village would not escape, the top leaders of the curse chose to "abandon" the village and set it as a restricted area.

"Well, I can predict Rotten Orange's decision with my toes." Gojo Satoru sat carelessly on the chair and drank the soda in his hand. He stuck out his tongue and made a weird face, "Not surprising at all."

After participating in the surveillance mission and returning to the high school after the mission was completed, Haibara Yu said happily: "That cursed spirit is different from other cursed spirits. It feels very interesting - just like the boss."

The rest of the group was silent for a while.

Ieiri Naoko took out the wine he had hidden, unplugged the pull ring, bit the lit cigarette and said incoherently, "...You still owe me a meal."

"Without anyone reminding me, I'm afraid the boss has forgotten everything, right?" Xia Yujie laughed twice, raised his beer can and clinked it with Jia Ruo Xianzi, "Drink less, my only nanny."

When Gojo Satoru suddenly became interested and nagging about forming a group of brave warriors to defeat Rotten Orange, you pointed at Ieiri Nozomi and asked them to be more respectful. She is the only nanny in the group. Do you understand the value of a nanny?

"Same here, the curse can be used to summon the master in the dream."

The two drank a few sips of wine and fell silent again.

"I haven't had time to thank the boss yet." Nanami Kento sighed and rubbed his brows, "You saved me and Huibara."

"Yeah!" Huihara Yu threw a bottle of juice to Nanami Kento, "The boss is really amazing! I originally wanted to go to her store to take care of business, but..." He lowered his head embarrassedly, "The food in the store is so delicious, I became a regular customer without realizing it..."

There is no need for anyone else to take care of the business.

"It's decided." Gojo Satoru stood up, interrupting the slightly sad atmosphere, "I want to become a high school teacher!"

He turned his head and gave the others a smile that looked like it deserved a beating, but was particularly brilliant: "The Rotten Orange Crusade Group will not stop here, right?"

In the end, only he and Nitro were left in the technical college.

After finishing his studies at technical high school, Nanami Kento felt that he was not suited to being a sorcerer, and after the farewell party, he chose to become an ordinary office worker. However, a few years later, he became more miserable and chose to become a sorcerer again.

Huihara Yu decided to go back to his hometown and come back after his sister was able to protect herself.

"Don't worry." Standing on the train platform, Huiyuan Xiong smiled, "I won't let the seniors hold me back! So--"

"Please stride forward!"

Xia Yujie, who had registered at the technical high school, was making great strides forward, or rather, too far ahead of his time.

The first time he saw him on TV as the "best police partner" and "the best private anti-trafficking expert," Gojo Satoru nearly choked to death while eating Kikufuku.

"Am I dreaming?" Ieiri Naoko, who had just finished work, murmured in a daze, "Am I hallucinating because I've been working for too long?"

After swallowing Kikufuku after three cups of tea, Gojo Satoru immediately went to the Bankei Sect. According to Geto Suguru himself, he used special means to make the original leader "Zen" in order to better spread the cursed food.

"By the way, the mascot is a salmon cursed spirit." Xia Yujie took out a strange-looking pillow from behind him. "I made it with reference to the boss's food. Nanako and Mimiko made it together. How about it? Isn't it cute?"

"Jay, I know you have a good relationship with the boss." Gojo Satoru pulled off the bandage, "But the boss hasn't shown up for a long time. The biggest possibility is..."

He didn't want to say that word.

"Satoru." Xia Yujie smiled slowly, "The boss is not dead. If I hear you say this again, don't blame me for being rude."

“That’s right.” Nanako and Mimiko glared at Gojo Satoru, “Dark Lord wouldn’t just… You’re not allowed to say that!”

Gojo Satoru knows how important you are to Geto Suguru. Before he even met you, Geto Suguru often mentioned you at the high school.

Xia Yujie would say that the dishes you cook have a lot of strange flavors, how handsome Frey was when dealing with the cursed spirits, the strange clerks in the store, and that his mother always wanted to invite the boss who took care of him to visit her home...

Maybe other people in the high school just treat you as an ordinary friend or an interesting elder, but Geto treats you as his closest relative and a trustworthy mentor.

The depression that he couldn't tell his parents, the pain of swallowing the cursed spirit balls, the troubles brought by the cursed spirits... He can tell you all of these in your shop while eating the cursed spirit balls with strange flavors and jokingly telling you all of them.

Gojo Satoru, who is closest to Geto Suguru, also regards you as an important elder and a goal he wants to surpass after listening to you countless times.

Sometimes Gojo Satoru wondered, where did you come from? Are you really a human?

Haha, if it was the god who sneaked out of Takamagahara, he should have remembered them after returning to heaven for so many days, right?

…

"Yes, she is the boss." Fushiguro Megumi nodded, "I also saw Frey."

Unexpectedly, Jie was right this time. Gojo Satoru thought with some pleasure that he might as well leave the Gojo family to the boss. He had long been annoyed with those orange peels who nag in his ears every day.

The boss should use a heavy sword to loosen their bones.

"Jie doesn't know yet, right?" Gojo Satoru said impatiently, "I'll go show off to him right now... ahem, discuss it with him."

"There is one more thing..." Fushiguro Megumi was silent for a while, then spoke with some difficulty, "The boss..."

He took a deep breath and said the rest of the words in one breath: "I made a cursed spirit roasted tiger vine and ate it, and then I spat out Ryomen Sukuna's finger. Now it's an ordinary person without cursed power, and the boss took the finger away."

"That's all." Fushiguro Megumi looked away, "Thank you, Mr. Gojo."

Gojo Satoru:?

Who vomited what? Itadori Yuji vomited Ryomen Sukuna? !

His brain paused for a second. He hadn’t seen the boss’s dish for many years…

Is it still as lethal as before?

*

After temporarily dealing with Yuji Itadori's affairs, I finally arrived at Gojo Satoru in Bandei to look for you and Geto Suguru. However, when I flew to the high-level office, I didn't see you.

Strange, where are the people?

Gojo Satoru walked around the office and found that the decorations that Gayu Kei had placed in the office and brought back from your store had disappeared. He realized: Damn, the boss turned to Kei first! Is Goko-chan not cute enough? !

Gojo Satoru, who was furious, chased him to the first floor with his remaining cursed power, but when he reached the lobby, what caught his eyes was——

The green-headed fish wearing a yellow robe and emitting explosive colorful light all over its body was holding Kagome Jie's hand and dancing the cha-cha while carrying a bag of large river foxes and being cheered on by the strange cube curse spirits.

It seems that this is the first severe blow to the eye today. I am not sure, so I asked him to remove the bandage and have a look.

After Gojo Satoru untied his bandage and put on his sunglasses, he looked toward the hall.

The greenhead fish and Geto were flexing their muscles in unison, just like a bodybuilder would. After a series of strange slides and bizarre turns, they once again flexed their muscles and revealed their shining white teeth.

To be honest, my teeth are a bit white.

In this... uh, passionate dance scene, Gojo Satoru took a big step back and let Jie enjoy it all by himself. He can cheer for you guys from the side.

But you didn't give him a chance to get away.

Almost at the same time you controlled the pixel man to approach the opponent, Gojo Satoru noticed something was wrong with his body. His hands and feet had their own ideas and almost couldn't wait to start swaying, trying to join in your dance.

"Oh, so this is what it feels like to lose control of your body." After joining in, Gojo Satoru completely let go. While dancing ballet, he was also chatting with Geto. "Geto, it's not as weird as you say."

"Ha ha."

Geto Xiayou didn't want to speak, but he wanted to stuff the cursed spirit ball into Gojo Satoru's mouth to make him shut up.

"Boss - Boss - can't we change to something more fun?" Gojo Satoru raised his voice, "Jay said he wants to do something more difficult."

Summer Oil Jie:?

Gojo Satoru responded with a playful smile, and the next second, he heard you say, "Have you said enough? If you have, I'm going to sleep now."

Now it's Gojo Satoru's turn:?

"Jie." Gojo Satoru said after spinning in mid-air and landing, "Boss, is this... a human-machine again?"

"Yeah." Xia Yujie said nothing, just smiled faintly, "You can ask the boss to switch to manual labor."

"Really? Didn't you fail before?" Gojo Satoru was skeptical, but finally, out of trust in his friend, he shouted to you, "Boss, switch to manual labor!"

You: "I didn't think so before, but now I realize we are really not suitable."

"Satoru." Xia Yujie pretended to comfort him, but in fact he was mocking him in a sarcastic way, "You are already a teacher, why don't you know how to prevent fraud?"

"Jay, do you want to fight? Let's go."

"Haha, Wu, stop spinning on your tiptoes first."

After playing enough group actions, you came back to the hologram and heard the two people were about to fight. You immediately cleared your throat and said, "Stop fighting~ If you want to fight..."

"Just go to the dance studio and play."

"Oh, boss, have you been transferred to manual labor?" Gojo Goko, who has regained control of his body, rushes to you, "Long time no see! Boss, do you miss Goko?"

"There are too many people to think about, and I don't have enough time to think about you." You said sincerely, "It doesn't matter, you just wait in line here, and one day Auntie will think of you."

"Oh, right." You picked up the three big river vulpes in the net bag of the icon man. "Look, these three big river vulpes are water, fire, and wood. Do they look like the initial partners that Pokémon will choose at the beginning of the game?"

"Let Jay choose none of him, he is obviously the genuine master of Curse Dream." You pretended to wipe your eyes with the back of the blue river vulture, "I'm so sad, it turns out that the relationship between Auntie and Xiao Jie is so fragile, sob sob."

"That's too bad!" Gojo Satoru said righteously, "I didn't expect Jie to be this kind of person! On behalf of Glass, I despise you!"

"Hehe." Xia Yujie was tying up his loose hair. When he heard Gojo Satoru's words, veins popped out on his forehead. "Satoru, if you have the guts, pick one and hug her."

Gojo Satoru pretended not to hear: "Hey, Boss, there's a super interesting sister exchange meeting coming up soon, do you want to come and join us?"

"What is it? Auntie has to go to the Zen temple and is very busy."

"It was a friendly competition between the two schools...By the way, Jay and I won that time, it was super easy."

The exchange conference gave them the opportunity to severely beat up Zenoin Naoya, who had become a very virtuous man but, to them, even more evil.

"It sounds interesting. I'll definitely come when I have time."

It's up to you whether you are free or not.

"Boss, what are these special effects around you? Very interesting."

"Do you want to drink? It's a special drink that's really good. If we're brothers, let's become colorful superheroes together! Aoao!"

Not knowing what the ingredients were, Gojo Satoru took the drink with a silly smile: "Ahhh!"

…

Tell Geto Xiayou that the store doesn't need to be returned to you for the time being and that you want to be a freelance pixel chef.

Xia Yujie didn't understand, but he said he would keep the relevant materials well so you don't have to worry.

Gojo Satoru said that cursed spirits would be used in the sisters' exchange meeting, and if you go to play, he will give you the Gojo family.

The NPC is too generous and makes you feel cheated, but no one here can fight, so you still agree to watch the game - and buy some goods at the same time. Anyway, the cursed spirits are released to be killed. What's the difference between being killed by students and being killed by you?

Just when you were about to visit Panxing Cult with Xia Yujie and enjoy the fun of players relying on NPCs, the Honmaru communication box, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly popped up a new message:

【Ichimonji Norimune: We are finally connected】

【Ichimonji Norimune: Is the situation okay? 】

[The best of the best: It’s been ten years…ten years! Do you know how I got through these ten years?!]

[Ichimonji Norimune: …I’m sorry]

[Ichimonji Norimune: I didn’t expect it would take so long... leaving the Lord alone in a strange world...]

[Ichimonji Norimune: If the current political situation opens up a temporary channel, we will come over immediately]

[The toughest tough guy: Huh? There’s no need to be so anxious?]

[The best of the best: By the way, where is Chang Yi? 】

【Ichimonji no Tsukumo: I went to practice extreme cultivation】

[Ichimonji Norimune: Yeah, if you calculate the time, he just happened to come back today.]

[The best of the best: Extreme training? Didn’t he say that only weak swords need training?]

[The Iron T among the Iron Ts: Oh, no need to answer, I know, this is the Big Bag Ping No. 2! ]

【Da Baoping: ...Hey! I can hear you!】

[Ichimonji Norimune: Well... what exactly will it become...]

【Ichimonji no Tsunemune: You will know in a moment】

Mysterious, old man Chrysanthemum likes not to speak his mind, very mean! You have to arrange for him to be the Hata-dōban!

[The Iron T among the Iron Ts: Which blades are coming over here? 】

[Ichimonji Norimune: Hmm... the other judges call it... Brazilian turtle? ]

[Kushu Kiyomitsu: Because they were making so much noise in Honmaru - Really, I want to see the master as soon as possible.]

[Yakugen Toushirou: Hey, General, long time no see. I will come over to check on your health.]

[Yamaubakiri Kunihiro: The remaining blades are mine and Honka]

Reciting the names of the blades of this unit silently, you can't help but sigh: Isn't this the Waste Aunt Manufacturing Team?

[The Iron T of the Iron T: Where is Chang Yi? Didn’t Chang Yi come back? Civil servants, please speak up]

Weird, why didn't he reply to your message? Did Chang Yi not see it? You were about to post some more nonsense literature in your chat box when you suddenly felt someone tug at your clothes.

Oh, is that Xiaojie? Have we arrived at the tour point?

You turned around slightly confused, only to see Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, who had returned from training in a new outfit, standing behind you.

Noticing your gaze, he hummed softly.

After putting the letter he wrote during his training into your arms, Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi placed his hand on his heart and bowed to you: "I am the masterpiece created by Nagayoshi."

"As long as you continue to choose to protect history, I will kill all enemies in the name of Yamaubakiri."

"In the name of my Lord's sword—" He raised his head and looked directly at you, saying word by word, "Go and create a legend."

You just saw the end of the third letter: The knife that can give you everything is only me.

White teeth, extreme practice... You think deeply, it's incredible, a good government knife has learned to flatter the master!

Love it, order more.