Chapter 43: Normal Teeth

43.

You glanced at the Blades in confusion: "Why are you silent, my dear Lord?"

Are you shy? It doesn’t matter, Xiaofei understands and Xiaofei carries it!

Only Guijia Zhenzong moved over nonchalantly: "Dog Xiu Jinsama wants to know my sexual fetish...ah, what a domineering love~Okay, I can show everything about me to Gou Xiu Jinsama..." He handed over a piece of red rope with a lewd look on his face, "Please Gou Xiu Jinsama, tie me up hard~tightly~"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga quickly stuffed a string of dumplings into Kamekage Shinmune's mouth and handed the physical mute blade to Utsusemi Kanesada.

"...Ahem." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi pretended to be calm, quickly sorting out the documents on his desk while standing up, "You called everyone here just for this? Ha - I'm not interested in playing this kind of boring game with you. I haven't finished processing yesterday's documents yet, so I'll..."

"Honka..." Yamaubakiri Kunihiro's voice echoed faintly from behind him, "Where do you want to go?"

"Humbug, let go." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi smiled with veins popping out on his forehead. "Haha, you've become more courageous, humbug."

"I won't let you go, Ben Ge."

"Okay, then you try it..."

"Nagayoshi." You called out to him, stood up from your seat, ran over, grabbed Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi's clothes, looked up and asked, "Are you leaving?"

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi seemed to be moved, but he glanced at Yamaubakiri Kunihiro next to him and regained his composure.

He bent down, rubbed your head, and answered: "Yes, there are some documents that I haven't handed over after I resigned, and there are also your daily report..."

Wait, he paused, daily report?

"Haha, speaking of this, does the master have any idea?" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi slowly tightened the strength of his hands, "About the daily lesson report will be in my file pile."

"I... I don't have a pig." You blinked innocently, raised your hand and pointed at Ichimonji Norimune, selling the blade completely, "Norimune said he could write for you."

“…I understand.” Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi let go of you, feeling much better, “Then I’ll leave first…” This is a place where you will be publicly executed and will become the edge of social death.

"That... that blade will be too lonely without you! Take this one." You handed him a book from the table. "I don't know which one is Nagayoshi's. I guessed Nagayoshi's fetish."

"I think the blade is still quite accurate..." You held your face and said shyly, "Is this what Changyi likes?"

With a book stuffed in his hand, Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi froze in his place.

On the colorful cover of the book, there is a title printed: Love Complex, a boss who only becomes capable at night.

"Office romance..."

"I didn't expect Changyi Hall to be quite traditional, but what about your superior? Is this a violation of your superior's authority?"

There were whispers from other Blades all around.

"That's enough!" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi put the book back on the table. His cheeks were red and his body was shaking. "This book... is not mine."

"How can a guy who works in current affairs like office romance?!"

You know, after all, most workers don’t read the books related to their profession or the books for office workers.

Moreover, this book describes working in great detail, and you can feel the faint flavor of working when reading it... For those who like working, this book may be difficult to read.

"As the original work of Yamaubakiri, unlike other blades that have been given the fetish of other blades..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi stood there, took a deep breath, and reached out to another book on the table, "This is mine!"

A book with a slightly yellowed cover and slightly old-fashioned painting style, titled "The Cage Deep in the Bathroom".

"…Although the title has the word 'cage' in it, it's not about imprisonment." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi said with his usual attitude when reporting on the work, "The painting style is a bit old-fashioned, but the painting skills and the plot are very…" He paused, his ears slightly red, "In short, it's very suitable for use."

use.

Your expression looked a little strange, and you felt that Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi had said something very subtle.

The other blades were presented with respectful applause to Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi who self-destructed.

"Is that enough?"

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi suppressed his shame and threw the book back on the table. He turned around, snatched the quilt from Yamaubakiri Kunihiro, then wrapped himself in it, curled up in a corner, and made a sad sound similar to sobbing.

Wow, it’s a Changyi brand steam engine.

You look away and innocently pick up the remaining book: "Who's next?"

At this point, the swordsmen who were unable to escape could only envy Kogunemaru and Iwamoto who were going on the expedition with the Awataguchi family, and they could only try to die early and be reborn.

"Ah, this is Nanquan's book, right?" You put the book into Nanquan Ichimonji's hand, "Besides Nanquan, there probably isn't anyone else who would read it, right?"

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How did a book that is not erotic at all get into the pile of books?

Ichimonji Norimune tapped Nanquan Ichimonji's head with his fan, with a look of doubt on his face: "Don't the younger generation have any books? Is it true that the current government is sterilizing all calico cats..."

"Don't treat me like a cat!"

Nanquan Ichimonji tried to guard the dignity of his fetish, but he found sadly that there was really no book of his on the table - perhaps the political personnel missed it when they sorted it out, or perhaps the political personnel thought that the kitten could not bear to read it.

"How...how could this happen meow..."

The distraught Nanquan Ichimonji, because he failed to prove his sexual fetish, also became a self-enclosed blade member in the corner.

"Hahaha, the master is really interested in everyone's fetishes." Sasakawa picked you up and naturally picked up a book from the table, "Have you read this book? "Kaguya-sama: Takeshita", well, if I have to categorize it, it's the wild... kind?"

"I just want to get to know you guys better." You said righteously, raising your hand to play with the small braid behind Sasakanushi's head, "So this was originally yours, I thought it belonged to Mikazuki, he was always talking about the moon, the moon..."

Isn't it easy to think of Kaguya when we talk about the moon?

"Well, are you discussing the old man?" Mikazuki Munechika covered his mouth and chuckled, "Is this how the master sees me?" He stood up from his seat, "If so, I have to prove myself to the master."

The book held in Mikazuki Munechika's hand was "The Sweet Bride Imprisoned in the Basement". On the dark cover, the key words were specially marked in bright red letters: training, domination, and a small dark room from which one could not escape.

“…Not surprising at all.”

"Rather, since it's Mikazuki Munechika, I'm not surprised at all."

"I'm suddenly a little worried about your previous judge, Koubo."

"Hahaha, Mr. Tsuru, please don't bring the contents of the book into reality."

"You can't possibly say that Koubo's book is..."

"I didn't say anything, Mr. Tsuru."

Mikazuki Munechika looked at you with a smile: "Now, do you understand me better, Master?" He leaned down and tucked your slightly messy hair behind your ears. You saw the moon in his eyes swaying slightly, "So don't leave us..."

"Owner."

The knife spirit seems to be emo, and the riddler is always a bad guy, most of them deserve a beating, just hit him once and he'll be fine.

Mikazuki Munechika, who was covering his head, was dragged to the side by Ishikirimaru to clean up the mess, and another book on the table, "The Day of Kaminazuki, Tears of the Miko", was also taken away by him.

"Ah, there are many interesting techniques in this book." Ishikirimaru smiled gently, "There are also purification techniques. I used them before for Mikazuki... but they didn't have much effect."

Is this… is this the glory of Papa’s fatherly love? You cover your eyes with both hands, not in the mood to discuss the plot at all: “I know! Next, next!”

Ichimonji Norimune took away "Addicted to Love ~ Doki, a Heart-beating Night with Him" ​​with a smile.

"It's a story about a prostitute and a male host," said Ichimonji, waving his fan. "It's a heartwarming story of two people who stick together to keep each other warm in the mud. It makes the old man understand human emotions better."

"Warm...warm?" You suspect that you and he are reading different books. "Isn't it about a debt-ridden PR who uses his looks to deceive a pretty girl from a decent family, making her spend money on him and even go into debt, and then the pretty girl has to fall into prostitution. After finally raising enough money for the scumbag, he walks away, and the pretty girl dies of illness on the red-light district?"

The story is terrible, but the drawing style is awesome, making people keep jumping back and forth between "I am erected" and "I am asleep".

"Scumbag!" The pure love warrior Izumi no Kami Kanesada was the first to jump out, looking at Ichimonji Norimune with an increasingly hostile look, "Hey, do you like reading this kind of book?"

"Kane-san, don't be impulsive!" Horikawa Kunihiro stopped the excited Izumi-no-kami Kanesada, "We can secretly kill the blade that likes scumbags at night."

"...It's not that serious, Guo Guang, why are your words getting more and more terrifying?"

"Haha, is that so?" Kunihiro Horikawa touched his nose embarrassedly, "I have always been like this, Kane-san."

"I'm not praising you!"

"Indeed, from a secular point of view, it is a very bad story." Ichimonji Norimune covered his lower face with a folding fan, "But the heroine's love is really touching." His eyes softened a lot, "We are always affected by anecdotes and trapped in all kinds of love."

"Pure love is always desirable, but it will also become a shackle that traps people." Ichimonji Norimune pointed at the book with his fan, "The protagonists here have also become each other's shackles."

Aren't we talking about fetishes? Shouldn't you be talking about the erotic parts of the book, such as the shy expressions of prostitutes during their first time, which are simply very exciting?

Why did it become like this, something that is both literary and profound? You are just a desperate dog, you know to hide when it rains, you know to eat when you are hungry, and reading this book to think about such profound things will only make you nourish your stomach for a thousand years...

Also unable to bear this atmosphere, Dajuligala took his book away and returned to his seat, turning his head away: "I'm not interested in getting along with you guys."

Because the black-skinned man moved too quickly, no one could see clearly what he took away.

How cunning, Daijutsu! Zhongren gritted his teeth secretly, he actually avoided public execution in this way!

There are two books left on the table.

You took the book that was dropped by the Awataguchi family and looked at Candakiri Mitsutada: "Mi-chan, is this yours?"

《Invasion of Tentacles, Wave of Love's Carnival》

"...After what happened, you still like tentacles? Koubo." Tsurumaru Kuninaga quietly moved aside, "I will...respect you, Koubo."

"Of course I bought it before the accident." Candida Kiritada smiled, "The food inside is very beautifully depicted."

"Yes." You give an affirmative answer, "There are also recipes. It's obviously a book, but one-third of it is about food descriptions. It feels like the author has a dream of drawing a food manga. But the setting of having clothes burst when eating delicious food seems to have been seen somewhere..."

I can’t remember. I don’t want to think about it anymore.

"And there are a lot of elements. There's also Gundam and a magical girl in the back..." You counted on your fingers, "Ah, the label at the beginning of this book is 'swallow ○'... or 'fill ○'? Is this what you like, Mi-chan?"

The one who is in charge of the kitchen, Blade, likes the swallow and pour series...

Youren covered his mouth and abdomen.

"...No, I just like recipes."

Candakiri Mitsutada denied his sexual fetish in front of his little master, but Okurigara, who was most familiar with him, turned pale.

Already a blade couldn't help it and spit out the jade steel beside him.

"Oh, is that so?"

You remain skeptical, but Ishikiri Maru can read books and study purification techniques, so it seems that there is nothing wrong with Mi-chan reading books and studying food, right?

"Great! This fetish exchange will be a great success!"

You feel satisfied and ready to move on to the next topic.

“It’s not over yet!”

The initial five swords caught Tsurumaru Kuninaga who was trying to escape.

"Master, Tsurumaru reads all his books in Wanwu. This guy is really shameless!" Kashuu Kiyomitsu began to report righteously, "How good can a blade be if he has to read books secretly outside?"

"That's right, a blade that doesn't even dare to confess its sexual fetish really makes Blade feel cold to the hilt."

How abominable! They are all the same blade. How could this guy not have read the book? If it's not hidden too well, then this guy just looked at it every time he went to Wanwu and didn't buy it!

This Tsurumaru Kuninaga is so cunning. No wonder it hasn't broken after wandering in the wild for so long. It has even accumulated experience to the point of being extremely powerful...

"Hey, you can't slander the innocent Blade just because your fetish was exposed! Crossdresser Kiyomitsu, props Yoshiyuki." The captured Tsurumaru Kuninaga struggled to no avail, but still chose to taunt, "Hehehe, I am pure and innocent, and I am not tainted by anything. Are you jealous?"

"I... Xiaoye and I have also...seen it..." Gokotai and Xiaoye Sawamonji sat aside and joined the expedition against Tsurumaru Kuninaga. "Tsurumaru-dono...was reading...a colorful book in a bookstore..."

"Just watch it." You scratched your head, not really understanding the reason why Tsurumaru Kuninaga hid it. "Do you have a weird fetish? Do you like G-oriented? Fist ○? Bug ○? Or do you like to read ○ books of other sexual orientations? Um... or are you looking at pictures of □□ swords without sheaths? I heard that some blade handles are also defined as ○ pictures..."

Every time you utter a word, there is one more silent blade in the room. By the time you finish speaking, there are only a few blades left who can barely stand.

"Lost...Lost..." Rikuoku Mori Yoshiyuki pounded the ground, "I actually...can't compare to the master's experience...I don't understand the trend enough, I'm not open-minded enough, I'm really unworthy of being Ryoma's sword..."

Kasen Kanesada couldn't accept the reality at all: "Master... Why does the master know so much... It's too rude..."

"I'm sorry Okita, I failed to protect the purity of my current master..." Kashuu Kiyomitsu shut himself up against the wall, "I also failed to protect my and Anding's sexual fetish..."

…

I don't really understand this group of blades. Didn't I tell you that you are an adult 90cm fat woman? The modern online world is much more exciting than the inner network of the Shintoist that Shizheng has provided to Honmaru. Isn't it normal to have a rich reading experience?

So you totally don't understand why people feel shy at fetish forums. In fact, the impact of the attributes and content bought by the knife-wielding people on you is not as great as the impact of them learning from the books.

However, some of your fellow painters do study the human body and painting techniques when reading the book, rather than... using the book. There are also some netizens who read the book specifically to study the plot, and then produce the product after taking over the product...

From this point of view, it’s not a big deal to learn how to cook and how to make it by reading a book!

"So..." You glanced at the Blade who was still vomiting souls, "What book is Tsurumaru reading?"

Ren came to his senses and stammered, unable to say anything - everyone knew that the other person was reading a book, who would be so inconsiderate as to approach him at a time like that?

This resulted in none of the people who reported the incident being able to accurately state what book Tsurumaru Kuninaga had read.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga was hesitant again: "Hehehe, Master, look at them, I told you that this is jealousy and slander against Tsuru! I am the whitest person in the whole Honmaru."

That’s true, the one with the whitest physics, and even a little reflective, is Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

"You can only hide the fact that you don't know your blade, Mr. Tsuru." Candakiri Mitsutada stepped forward, "For the seasonings and food that were wasted...Are you ready, Mr. Tsuru?"

"Kobo, you..." Tsurumaru Kuninaga was shocked and took a few steps back, lowering his head in frustration, "How could this be... did you think I would say that?" He raised his head and used /ac to provoke with a smile, "If you really know, just say it, Kobo."

"...Do you really think I don't know? Mr. Tsurugi." The veins on Candakiri Mitsutada's forehead popped out. "Store No. 130, Block A, Man'ya, the 4th book from the left in the 3rd row of the 1st counter... Am I right?"

"Sona——" This time, Tsurumaru Kuninaga's expression really changed, "Kobo, you are actually... a voyeur." He covered his chest with both hands, pretending to be helpless, "No, the entire Tsuru blade belongs to the master."

After saying that, he even winked at you.

You said that the sword men love to act, love to watch, and hope they can act more.

"It's not too late to turn yourself in now, Mr. Tsuru." Cangdaikiri Mitsutada said with full momentum, "You don't want to be exposed by other Blades about your bad fetish in front of the master, do you? That's not cool at all."

"There's nothing to confess, because there is nothing." Tsurumaru Kuninaga brushed off the dust on his body, "You are so focused on dragging me down, you must be jealous that the master likes me the most, right?"

"No way!" Kashuu Kiyomitsu ignited his fighting spirit, "Damn it, let me expose your terrible fetish, you erotic crane!"

"Master!" Kashuu Kiyomitsu looked at you and pointed at Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "This guy likes heavy metals!"

The other blades were already looking at Tsurumaru Kuninaga as if he were a blade scum.

Faintly, the sound of someone drawing a sword could be heard.

Gokotai and Sayo Sawamonji walked over to you and hid you behind them.

"Hey, hey, this is slander... Where did you get the original sword?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga jumped up and down in the house, dodging the attacks of his companions. Finally, he was forced to the corner farthest from you and raised his hands in surrender. "I surrender! I confess, okay!"

"What I'm actually seeing is..." He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and shouted, "Clinging Idiot//Han Ben!"

"First of all, I'm going to state that all I watch are pure love stories. Izumi-sama, can you understand me?"

"Who... who understands you?"

"Even though perverts read the novel, it doesn't mean I am a pervert." Tsurumaru Kuninaga recalled the plot of the novel that Manwu had watched, "It's just that the male protagonist who was followed was the real pervert stalker. This twisted two-way relationship made Ren envious..."

"Everyone, you all like the master, right?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga smiled calmly, "We want to stay by the master's side no matter what kind of personality the master has. In essence, we are no different from crazy perverts..."

Well... it seems so. The hostility of the other blades has dissipated a little, and there are still many blades secretly looking at you, which is disgusting... I can't deny that I like my master...

"So you..." Yamaubakiri Kunihiro was not fooled. He pushed the knife in his hand forward, "Do you have the idea of ​​a foolish master?"

Isn't it still heavy metal?

Everyone's eyes became sharp again.

"No, actually..." Tsurumaru Kuninaga didn't know what he was thinking, and two flowers popped up on his head, "I want to be followed by the master's idiot... This will remind me that the master has been persistent in coming to 5-1 to find me... Hehe..."

The Blade is silent.

"Master." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi drew out his sword and said calmly, "Let me take care of this sword with a bad head and a disgusting smile for you."

"ah?"

The space around you suddenly becomes empty, and all the blades rush towards Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

"Wither gracefully!"

"Tell me if it hurts...but there will be no mercy."

"Killing the blade slag is a piece of cake!"

"Because Kanesan is like that, I try not to get angry..."

"Horikawa, it's too much to use the real sword anyway... If you're seriously injured, you'll need the master to heal you. Cut gently, there are other blades behind."

"An Ding... Never mind, let's go together."

…

What a great relationship.

You sat back in your seat, holding your tea and drinking it slowly.

Kame-ka Shinzo, who has gotten off the rope and put it back together, feeds you dumplings while floating on the flowers.

“Aren’t you going?” You tilted your head. “Turtle Armor, even Dao, who came earlier than you, has already gone there.”

I don't know why the sport of crane hunting is quite popular in Honmaru... maybe the blades with the most experience are more durable? Of course, Tsurumaru Kuninaga himself is also a reason for giving threats and making fun of them every day in Honmaru...

"No." Guijia Zhenzong blushed mysteriously, "It's enough for me to stay with Gou Xiu Jinsama."

You have not seen a knife that can carve the master control into DNA, and you do not know the power of the famous master control knives inside and outside the political world.

"oh oh……"

Let's walk slowly.

"Master Judge, the expeditionary troops are back." Kitsunesuke, who was guarding the time-space converter for you, squeezed in through the crack of the door, got into your arms and said coquettishly, "Master Judge, we want to eat the new fried tofu from Wanwu."

"Buy."

You eat a plate of greasy fox and decide to swap the fried tofu for vegetarian meatballs.

It's time to lose weight, so try your best.

The Toushirou who had been chatting and laughing along the way opened the door and said, "Master/General, we are back."

Following behind Toushirou, the blade of today's Neiban greets you: "Master, today's Neiban is complete."

"Oh, maybe I should change my name to Kusagiri." Higekiri leaned against the door and said with a smile, "Did something interesting happen?"

"Nothing." You blinked innocently, and when you saw Higekiri's golden hair, you suddenly remembered that you had promised Urashima Kotetsu to go to the beach, "Ah..."

You stood up and gave the other blades a sweet little fat smile.

"Everyone, let's go to the beach together tomorrow!"

I haven't fished in the sea yet.