Chapter 44 Becoming 2.0

44.

Why isn't your pussy dry yet?

You squatted under the clothes drying rack, looking pitifully at the metallic purple starter outfit fluttering in the wind.

Without Xiaofei, Xiaofei is incomplete. Oh, no, your life will be bleak...

"...Master?" Uta-sen Kanesada, who was holding a basket of clothes, was startled by you. "What are you doing squatting here?"

He looked forward and saw the metallic purple clothes fluttering in the wind, dazzling in the sunlight. He paused and slowly looked away: "...Ahaha, the weather in Honmaru has been bad these days. The master's clothes have not been dry. Why don't you try the new clothes that everyone bought for the master? It's not appropriate to wear the clothes of the Awataguchi family..."

"Song Fairy..." You sighed, "You speak faster when you're nervous, you know that?"

"…I'm so sorry!!" Kasen Kanesada gave you a very standard dogeza, "Anyway, a lot of things happened, and the master's clothes got dirty again, so I washed them again."

"No...if you don't mind..." Kasen Kanesada took out a similar lingerie from behind his back - but it was modified and made smaller, "Master, you can wear this."

Where did you take it out from? Why do you carry this kind of thing with you? They say that things follow their owners. Are you the kind of person who would take out strange things from strange parts of your body at any time and anywhere?

Yes you are.

"It's hard not to wonder if you did that on purpose!"

But wearing shorts all the time is not a good idea. It doesn't suit your aesthetic taste. You stand up and brush off the dust on your body: "Are you all ready? We're going to the beach this afternoon."

"Should they be ready?" Kasen Kanesada said hesitantly, "The blades from the expedition this morning will be back soon. I will go and remind them."

"Then I'll go back and change my clothes."

You waved to Kasen Kanesada, took a running start and jumped onto the roof as nimbly as a monkey in the mountains, laughing as you put the ripe sugar canes into your backpack.

Change clothes... Master won't wear that yellow robe to the beach... If you think about it carefully, it's entirely possible! Kasen Kanesada sighed as he looked at the small clothes in his hand. Really, why don't you want to wear this clothes? Master will definitely look very cute in it...

Soon, he thought of something else, put his hands to his mouth and shouted: "Master! Don't rummage through the trash can on the roof!!"

"I can't hear you anymore."

I've said it many times, no player can resist a trash can with props! What if you bet big? You half-dig into the trash can emitting golden light, and confidently touch the bottom -

I got a Makuuchi bento.

*

The scene in the square was bleak.

"Come on, everyone!" Rikuomori Yoshiyuki stood up and encouraged, "It's just that your fetish has been exposed. We're all male blades, so you won't mind...right?"

"You actually said that in front of the master..." Kashuu Kiyomitsu's eyes lost their luster, "Obviously... just don't admit it..." He covered his face and choked like a little animal, "Why did everyone reveal their sexual fetishes in the end?"

"That's totally unlovable!"

"I understand you." Rikuokumori Yoshiyuki patted his shoulder and smiled heartily, "But your fetish is still very cute, cross-dressing Kiyomitsu."

"...Go to hell, prop Jiyuki."

"…It's not fair." Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who rarely stopped making trouble, lay on the table and muttered, "Why weren't Kogumara and Iwamura's books from the Sanjo family found?!"

"Hahahaha, is that mine?" Yan Rong touched the back of his head. "Before, there was a piece missing from the table leg, and it was used as a footrest."

"Damn it, I actually used such a simple method to escape the master's search?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga pounded the ground unwillingly, "How did the master determine the hiding place of the book? Shouldn't the book on the table be obvious?!"

If you were there, you might be able to answer Tsurumaru Kuninaga's confusion - because the system also judged the ○ book on the table as part of the table, so the label of the ○ book did not appear separately in your field of vision.

"What about Kokitsunemaru?" Kashuu Kiyomitsu pointed at another blade who was doing nothing but combing his hair with a wooden comb. "You are the first blade to come to Honmaru, right?"

"…California's jealous expression is terrible."

"After all, I turned into an unlovable cross-dresser in front of my master."

"It may also be that it is not allowed, and people with worse sexual fetishes than oneself are not punished."

"Little Fox?" Xiao Hu Wan took care of his fur slowly, "Because it's not necessary."

The fox finally found an opportunity to show off and grinned, revealing his sharp canine teeth, with a hint of pride: "The master will sneak out of the castle tower at night and come to my room in the middle of the night."

Before the other blades of the Sanjo faction came, Imaken usually slept in the same room with the tantos. Although you said that the Honmaru was big enough for each blade to have a room, the tantos still preferred to sleep together.

"Because the fox's fur is very nice and the owner likes it very much, he will hug the fox's hair to sleep."

"The master will comb my hair in the morning." Xiao Huwan held the wooden comb in his hand and rubbed his face against it. "This comb was also made by the master himself and given to me."

"It's a pity that after the other blades of the Sanjo faction came, the master stopped coming to see Xiaohu." Xiaohumaru sighed, and the two tufts of hair on his head that looked like ears also drooped down, "The master hasn't come to comb Xiaohu's hair for a long time..."

"Well, after all, I don't know when the master will come to look for the little fox, so I won't have anything that is harmful to the master's body and mind..."

In fact, although Kogunemaru didn't buy it, he would look at other blades. However, in such a big Honmaru, there is not a single blade who likes Beast○? What a bunch of tasteless blades...

He raised his head and smiled provocatively at the others in the room: "This is just the master's insignificant favor to the little fox. You guys who have received a lot of love from the master, won't you be jealous?"

Showing off, this fox is showing off openly!

"Oh——" Mikazuki Munechika put down the cup in his hand and smiled, "It seems... Kogumamaru doesn't want us to come." He squeezed the cup tightly, and a sinister black aura emerged from behind him, "Hahaha, we are all from the Sanjo faction, and we don't even know about this..."

"Well, what's going on?" Kogumaru put away the comb and played with his hair as if nothing had happened. "No one asked...right?"

With these words, Kogumaru has imitated your demeanor completely.

This made the other Basara in the room angry.

"Qingguang, stop exerting force. You're almost breaking the table off..."

"Haha, is there? I didn't use any force... Anding, put the knife down first... Where did you get it from?"

"... Mr. Tsuru, it's just a meatball, there's no need to use so much force."

"Really? Tsuru is just exercising his masseter muscles... Koubo, the water in your cup has overflowed."

…

"Oh, is it so lively?" Having completed his expedition, Higekiri pushed open the door and looked inside. "Well, is the head of the family not here?"

"You're probably working hard somewhere... I mean farming." Smiling Aoki held his cheek and looked at Higekiri, "Who's behind you?"

"Well, that... maybe Onimaru?" Higekiri walked into the room naturally and poured himself a glass of water. "Well, it's not something important."

"It's Hijimaru, brother. Hi, za, ma, ru." Hijimaru hurriedly corrected the name and turned around to greet the other blades. "I am the treasure of the Genji, Hijimaru. Brother, thank you for your care."

The other Blades stared at him for a while, then began to whisper to each other.

"Is Higekiri's brother such a serious child?"

"Are you a very honest Shinken? You haven't met your master yet, have you?"

"It looks like a well-trained sword. Is Higekiri learning how to use the blade inside the main palace?"

"...No, didn't you notice that Kagemaru's hands were tied? The other end of the rope is in Higekiri's hand!" Kashuu Kiyomitsu slammed the table and stood up, "This is obviously a sword to kidnap other Honmaru masters, right?!"

"Eh - is this called kidnapping?" Higekiri tilted his head, showing a puzzled expression. Soon, he pulled the rope and smiled, "Arishumaru did it voluntarily."

"It's Hibamaru, brother!" Hibamaru tried hard to hold back his tears and explained to the other blades, "I volunteered because I was worried about you, and..." He said in a low voice with some embarrassment, "I want to... I want to see me and Ododo of Ichiki-dono..."

"Oh, dodo?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked at Yamaubakiri Kunihiro in confusion, "Do we still have Genji's sword in Honmaru?"

"If it doesn't count as the master's..." Wait, Awataguchi and Genji? The initial sword that you trained to be strong quickly reacted, he raised his head and looked at Kneemaru, "What do you want to do with...?"

"Well... I just wanted to see Ododo..." Hibimaru turned his head away a little embarrassedly, "Chang Sone-dono who came with me also came to see my brother..."

"Ah, Nagasone-nii?" Urashima Toratetsu's eyes lit up, "Hachika-nii, let's go together!"

"Who wants to see a fake..." Hosu Kakutetsu frowned and wanted to refuse, but then he saw his cute brother's sparkling eyes and said, "Forget it... For Urashima's sake."

"Great!" Urashima Kotetsu cheered, "That's great, now the Kotetsu family is reunited!"

"Ah, what a warm scene of brothers reuniting." Uguisumaru, who had somehow come to the table and was drinking tea with Mikazuki Munechika, exclaimed, "It would be nice if Daibaitai was here too... This is really good tea, I can't get it in my Honmaru."

"...Wait, when did you get here?" Kashuu Kiyomitsu was startled. "Hey, Mikazuki, you act too natural, don't you?"

"Hmm? Uguisumaru?" Mikazuki Munechika tilted his head while holding the teacup. "Hahahaha, a new tea friend... do you want to try this bunch of soy sauce dumplings?"

"Oh? It looks like a very good snack. I won't hesitate."

Ryougen happily drank his tea.

"Brother, so... where is my younger brother?" Higemaru looked at Higekiri hesitantly, "I... I have prepared a gift for my younger brother..."

"Oh, that... well, my brother really cares about me." Higekiri joined the tea drinking group, holding a teacup and said happily, "Will you go to the beach with us this afternoon... Reimu-maru?"

"Knee pill, brother, knee pill!"

This time, Hibamaru was really about to cry. No, he couldn't cry. This was the brother of the other Honmaru, but...but why could his brother always not remember his name?

"A new blade? Master, did you forge your sword again? Ah, it's a blade that has been trained. Is it the blade that came with Naga Sone?"

Utase Kanesada walked in from the door, followed by Chosone Kotetsu.

"Ogasone-nii!" Urashima Toratetsu shouted happily and rushed over. "Great, I finally meet you. Ogasone-nii, do you want to go to the beach with us?"

…

"...Are they just going to invite other Honmaru blades so casually?" Kashuu Kiyomitsu didn't want to complain anymore. He flipped open the magazine on the table and nudged Yamato-mori Yasutsumi, "Hey, Yasutsumi, help me choose some nail polish for the beach. I want to be the cutest blade in my master's eyes again!"

"...Are there any differences between these models?" Yamato Moriyasu looked at the row of similar color numbers in the magazine and couldn't tell the difference at all. "Aren't the colors...the same?"

"Oh my god, this one is cherry red, more lively, this one is more refreshing..."

Brothers gathered together, some discussed what to wear for going out, some drank tea, some reminded their younger brothers to pack and some ordered their younger brothers to help pack... Everyone in the big room was doing their own thing, and the whole room was filled with a happy atmosphere.

At this moment——

"Everyone!" You appear in new clothes, "The new Xiaofei is here!"

"Are you all ready to go to the beach?"

The warm and noisy room was paused with one click because of your presence.

"Master... Master..." Kasen Kanesada looked like he was about to faint. He raised his hands tremblingly, "What... what kind of attire are you wearing..."

He had imagined you wearing a yellow robe, but while he got the color right, the style of the clothes was completely different from what he had imagined.

Wearing a pointed hat and a frog jumpsuit with all the colors dyed yellow, you calmly took out a stereo and ordered the background music for yourself:

"Big Banana~ A big banana~~~ Your feeling is really wonderful~~~~~~"

"Yes, the little fat eggplant is a thing of the past." You pushed the small round glasses that came with your hat, "Now I am version 2.0--"

"Little Fat Banana!"