Chapter 54 It's normal to let Betsurendai serve as a monkey soju.
54.
After finishing your essay, you let out a long sigh of relief. Then you realize: Did you just kill the NPC?
No wonder the system is stuck again. You thought it was because you were writing a short essay, but it turns out that the main props were destroyed? Haha... But the actions of the Red Wen players, I believe the game administrator can understand, right? You walked to the side of the half-old Deng who had been walking for a while, and tried to save him——
Can't be saved, hey~
Then again, if the game hadn't made important items that could merge with people, would there be so many problems? There's no need to take a step back, this wave is definitely not Xiaofei's fault.
While sending harassing messages to the system elves, you use a knife to search Lao Deng's body, trying to find the remains of the black stone.
What happened? You found it! You were so excited that you dug out the stone that had grown little tentacles and was half-melted with Lao Deng's heart. Just as you were about to lift it up to show your own blade, you heard the other blades shouting in panic: "Master of the Gods/Master/Master, watch out behind you!!"
Behind, behind what?
"puff"
There was the sound of metal piercing flesh.
You turned around blankly and met Mikazuki Munechika's smiling eyes.
"I caught up..." Mikazuki Munechika retracted his sword, "Um... in Tsurumaru-dono's words, did it scare you, Master Koshinshin?"
You slowly looked at the squirming body on the ground. It can only be said that there is a reason why misfortune lingers for a thousand years. The NPC who you thought could be killed with just one blow still has 1% of its health left. It’s your problem that you didn’t look at the health bar carefully... Fortunately, this guy is not like x Duoduo. It took hundreds of people to cut down the last 1%.
"Are you okay?" You looked at Mikazuki Munechika with some curiosity, "How did you escape Lao Deng's control?"
"This..." He drawled out his words and winked at you playfully, "This is a secret between Ji-kun and me, little judge."
Ji-kun? The first judge? Looking at the nostalgic look in the short-haired Mikazuki's eyes, it's the fragrance of melons! But you can't poke someone in the sore spot, so you have to change the subject: "Did you know that this person has problems a long time ago?"
"I don't know." Mikazuki Munechika hid his smile with his sleeves, "Ji-kun just asked me to watch over the Judge and make sure he doesn't go down the wrong path."
"If I go the wrong way..." He paused and said softly, "I will become the Master Devourer."
"Although it's a little slow, but you have to remember this, little judge..." He gestured to you to keep quiet, the moon in his eyes swaying slightly, rippling, "I killed Luo Deng."
"Inform the current affairs, sir."
*
What was the feeling of Mikazuki Munechika when he stayed behind? You can imagine that his companions all chose to leave, but he stayed because of the request of the deceased.
Will he feel lonely in this new Honmaru?
What was he thinking when Zhixiao Luodeng killed his inquisitor?
"Are you thinking about the Crescent Moon, Master?" Higekiri's tone was as soft as ever. He held you in his arms, resting his head gently on yours, and said with a smile, "We are swords, Master. The Crescent Moon is not as fragile as you think."
"Whether we choose to stay or leave, it is all up to our own will."
That Mikazuki Munechika has lived until now for the master he recognized... Higekiri withdrew his gaze. Well, after dealing with the Shintoist here, he probably won't continue to live.
"...But if you want to take the blade back, I will help you."
Yeah, I really want to see the expression of the Honmaru's Mikazuki Munechika when he sees the family head bring back the new "Mikazuki Munechika". Higekiri licked his canine teeth and smiled a little deeper. Well, it really won't work. What if he thinks that the family head "especially likes" "Mikazuki Munechika"?
"Isn't there a Mikazuki Muneki near the Honmaru?"
When you think about the day when a row of Mikazuki Munechika holding tea cups and laughing "hahahaha" like a brainwashed idiot will appear in Honmaru, you want to run away.
I already have a few old blades that I like, so there's no need to get more, so I declined.
"Hmm? Isn't the master sympathizing with the Crescent Moon?" Higekiri's eyes widened slightly, "Don't you want to take the blade back with you?"
"It's sympathy." You opened the system panel and began to study the team functions, "but I respect the individual blade's choice."
It's obvious that this Mikazuki will not go with you. You have no interest in the swords of this Honmaru - except for the Ichigo Ichishin that can be used to write reports. Please, your Honmaru is really in need of blades to write reports now. If Ichigo Ni refuses, you will have to steal it.
Before notifying Shi Zheng to clean up the mess, you should first notify Chang Yi...
Maybe you have claimed all the NPCs as your property, so you don't need my consent to let the NPC join the team. You can just drag the blade into the team list from the illustrated guide.
After recruiting the three government blades to form the Light Sharp Team - Nanquan Ichimonji is in charge today - you begin to speak on the team channel.
It was my first time speaking in a team, and I felt quite nervous.
[A Supreme Little Fat Emperor: Hello? I’m Little Fat, can you read me? ]
Huh? Why didn't I reply to you? Did you post to the wrong channel? No, you were posting in the team.
[A Supreme Little Fat Emperor: Blocked? I am Little Fat, didn’t you receive it? ]
[A Supreme Little Fat Emperor: Is anyone there? Is the signal bad? I am the Emperor of Honmaru, the noble Little Fat. The chatter I received is... strange. ]
This time you finally got a reply from them.
【Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi: ...What are you doing again? 】
[Ichimonji Norimune: Hmm... a very novel way of communicating. The old man is scared.]
[Sasaka: Haha, is this the new Onmyoji technique that the master has learned? The master's voice suddenly appeared in my head, and I thought it was an auditory hallucination.]
So the chats in the team channel are actually voice chats in the NPC's head? So cool? Damn, why do you have to chat in your head when you are the only one inputting on the system panel?
For now, we have to get down to business. You explained in detail what happened in the main palace, and slightly embellished your relatively free experience.
[A Supreme Little Fat Emperor: So I want you to come over and take a look first...]
[Shan Laoqi Nagai:...]
[A Supreme Little Fat Emperor: It’s your turn, this song is for you]
[Yamagiri Nagayoshi:...Waiting]
[Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi: Before we come, please don't let any more accidents happen, okay? Master.]
[A Supreme Little Fat Emperor: Okay, honey. No problem, honey. Little Fat can’t do anything except fishing and chopping trees.]
[A Supreme Little Fat Emperor: Please bring my fried rice when you come. This Honmaru has many blades and needs Little Fat's rice to ward off evil spirits.]
【Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi: I understand】
Yay!
The government has taken care of the Honmaru issue, but your main quest is still pending.
Forget it, I'll quit the game after I finish the side quests. When you think this, a system prompt pops up, indicating that you have received a letter from the administrator.
[Dear players, the game provides the following solutions to the problem you submitted: ...]
Oh oh——as long as you purify the part that merged with the black stone, you can recycle the item.
This is the only way... You turned to look at Higekiri, who tilted his head innocently: "What's wrong, Master?"
"Hairy Cheney." You said affectionately, "Do you want to become a monkey soju?"
*
"Master Judge, my brother said you need my help." The serious Higemaru was pulled over by the smiling Higekiri, "What should I do?"
This guy Higekiri - you looked at Higekiri with disdain. You had just agreed so readily and decisively, but in the end you pushed your brother out to suffer... No, did you accept the mission?
Poor little brother Maru.
Higekiri stood behind Hipemaru and smiled at you: Isn't the head of the family looking forward to it too?
That's true.
You enthusiastically grabbed Hibiki's hand, led him to the side, and put the tentacle version of the black stone in your backpack a little further away.
The other blades were attracted by the movement on your side, and after spreading the severely injured and half-dark blades into the room, they arrived at the scene one after another.
"What is this doing?"
"Hmm... teach your brother to transform?"
"Transform?"
"I'm not sure." Higekiri answered calmly. He raised the camera in the video mode and said with a smile, "It will be interesting, right?"
"Himaru-ni, put your hands in front of your chest and make a heart shape - yeah, yeah, that's it." You put the bracelet that came with the letter on Hiimaru's arm, then stood next to Hiimaru and shouted the transformation spell for him, "Himaru's heart, unlock!"
Just by using this spell, you will believe that the administrator has really read your essay.
“Eh? Eh? Eh——!”
Hibiki looked blankly at the huge magic circle rising under his feet, and blankly at himself naked and glowing. He had no time to be shy. He was about to cover your eyes, but when he turned around, he saw a sunny smile on your face and gave him a thumbs up.
The underwear was replaced by a shiny, fluttering pink puffy skirt; the dark gloves were replaced by lace-edged white silk gloves; strange bow-knot leg ornaments appeared on the body, and the shoes became high heels; finally, the hair was transformed, becoming longer and then tied up high.
I can't imagine what he looks like now...
At the end, her body moved involuntarily, and when she took on a cute girlish pose, Hibiki had already stopped thinking——
Because he saw Higekiri holding a camera and taking pictures.
Noticing his gaze, the blonde praised him in a soft voice, "You're so cute, Hibamaru."
Brother ahhhh!! Don’t remember his name at a time like this ahhhh QAQ!!
"Hinamaru is so cute." You touch your chin and think, "Is this the plot that Kiyomitsu would like?" Or would you like the cute little skirt more?
California Kiyomitsu, who was painting her nails far away in Honmaru, sneezed violently.
"Can... can we end this now?"
This skirt is so short...Hinamaru pulled the hem of her skirt awkwardly. Although most of the people here are male swordsmen, it doesn't matter if she's exposed, but in this state, it's still...
I can't accept this!
Why did he turn into a magical girl?
"Right away." You walked over to Hibikimaru and instructed him to make the purification gesture. "Okay, now chant the spell with me: NEGATIVE HEART!"
"NEGATIVE...HEART?"
"You're speaking too quietly. Speak louder. You need to show the momentum of a battle, Hibamaru-ni!"
"N...NEGATIVE HEART!!"
"Yes, the next sentence is LOCK ON!"
"LOCK ON!"
"Very good, very good, come and feel it, Hibamaru! Make a heart shape on your chest and say OPEN HEART." You silently took out your sunglasses, put them on your face, and encouraged Hibamaru, "It's only the last step, Hibamaru, you don't want to disappoint Higekiri, right?"
Higekiri was very cooperative: "Go, brother, the pride of the Genji is with you."
Wow, this little skirt is so cute... When my little brother comes to his senses, he will be so embarrassed that he will cry when he sees this video. Well, I will just say it was the master's order.
"I... I understand!" Hibiki, who had regained his spirits, took a deep breath and made a heart shape with his hands in front of his chest, "OPEN HEART!"
A huge beam of love emerged from his fingertips.
With a loud bang, half of the main maru was physically purified.
“Wow.” You whistled, walked over to pick up the black stone, and gave a thumbs up to the completely stunned Hibikimaru, “Cool.”
"Magical Girl Kneemaru-chan."