Chapter 55 Leave it all to the professional government

55.

[Main quest completed]

[System Elf Tip: You can give important items to the Elf for synthesis and purification (can be rejected)]

Looking at the pop-up window on the system panel, you think for two seconds and decide to hand over all three stones to the elves - they are useless in your hands, and they will scream if you take them out occasionally.

But the main quest is completed, yay!

You patted your fat belly contentedly, turned around and patted Hippodrome's back, saying affectionately, "Thank you, Hippodrome. Without you, I don't know what I would do."

You raised your hands and gave Hibiki a heart shape: "Forever Ryuu, no, I will always love you."

Although Kneemaru, whose soul has left his body, seems to be fine, he has actually been gone for a while.

Higekiri admired the video for a while and praised his own filming skills. He walked over with a smile and stuffed the soul that Kneemaru had vomited back: "You did a good job, that..."

Hip Maru, who had slowed down a bit, heard this and his eyes turned watery again. He squatted on the ground and muttered: "Brother, you didn't remember my name this time, did you? Haha, it doesn't matter, it's just Leg Maru, Elbow Maru and Magic Maru... I didn't cry... oooo..."

It seems that the stimulation was too much this time. Higekiri touched Hibamaru's head soothingly and said, "My little brother has tried hard too. Oh... should I praise him?"

"Hi, za, ma, ru."

Higekiri didn't say anything else, but just stood quietly by the side, staring at Hipemaru with a smile on his face.

Kneemaru, resurrection!

"Oh... Oh! Brother, is there anything I can do for you?" Kneemaru, who was wearing women's clothes, had a firm expression as if he was about to enter the world. "Do you still want to unlock it? For... for brother, I... I will try my best!"

As a bystander, you are amazed: just one sentence made Ou Doudou voluntarily become a monkey soju.

“Hmm…” Higekiri looked at you, and after seeing you shook your head, he smiled and said, “No need, brother has been very tired, have a good rest.”

"This is great, brother, eh..."

“Brother…Brother…!”

Brother... Brother praised him, and brother even called him by the right name! Kneemaru clenched his fists. A beautiful future of brotherly love was just around the corner. Calling the name right once was a small step for a brother, but a big step for brotherly love and respect!

"Girls' pills."

“…It’s… It’s Hizamaru, brother! Didn’t I pronounce it correctly just now? Hi, za, ma, ru, Hizamaru, brother!”

It has happened so many times, why doesn't Hibamaru understand? You sigh and shake your head as a bystander, but this may also be the taste of the Genji brothers, right? After all, Hibamaru said that the younger brother's duty is to torture the older brother...

"But this..." Hibamaru pulled down her skirt uncomfortably, "How long will it take for it to disappear, Master Judge?"

You glanced at the countdown above his head, rubbed your nose guiltily, and looked away: "This, it's a disposable prop..."

“Hmm.” Hibiki looked at you expectantly, “So it will disappear soon?”

"So the buy one get one free effect will only end in one day." You comforted Hibamaru, "Just bear with it, Hibamaru-ni, just close your eyes, this time of Blade Life will be over soon, and I promise I won't leak the video!"

You don't know whether Higekiri can do it or not.

Seeing Hibikimaru slowly vomiting his soul again, you quickly stuffed the white piao back into his mouth and said solemnly, "How about this, next time you have a chance to transform, I'll give you a card face to hit the belt? You'll become a super cool armored leather suit man."

"There's a next time?!"

After all... it was my brother's idea... eh? Was it my brother's idea or the judge's? But... but my brother praised him and called him by the right name! So this is not all bad... But from what my brother just said, does he want Yimoduo more than Odoudou? If this is my brother's wish, then he... then he will also work hard...

After finally preparing herself mentally and accepting that it would take a day before Hibiki could release her magical girl form, she decided to return to Genji's room and wait for the item to expire.

Just before Hibiki left, news of the official sword arrived.

[Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi: We have arrived at the main gate]

[Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi: ...Why is half of the Honmaru gone?]

【Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi: @A Supreme Little Fat Emperor huh? 】

Sweating like crazy, you guys! It's obviously not you who did it, why are you so nervous and anxious? No, you have to let Kneemaru prove it for you, it's not Xiao Feigan's fault, it's the light waves of the monkey soju love~~~.

The best way to prove it is to let Nagayoshi see Magical Girl Kneemaru-chan with his own eyes!

Sorry, Hibamaru-san, who wanted to hide in the house for 24 hours. You gave Higekiri a hint with your eyes, quietly went behind Hibamaru, and slowly raised the huge cactus. All this was for Xiaofei's innocence——

You tied up the knocked-out kneecap tightly, and slowly moved towards the main gate by pulling the rope.

Go with peace of mind, Kneemaru-chan!

*

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi stood at the gate of Honmaru, looking at the devastated Honmaru, holding his forehead and sighing helplessly.

Ichimonji Norimune rested his chin against his folding fan and said cheerfully, "Ah, the master has done something extraordinary. Be happy, Nagayoshi-san, and the young blade must keep a good attitude." He opened the folding fan to hide his smile, "The master can think of us at this time, which is a manifestation of love."

"Heh." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi snorted with a mocking sneer, "Guess who will be given the responsibility to write today's report?" He looked at Ichimonji Norimune with a brilliant smile, "This is also part of the master's love. Use the report to repay this love."

All the people who were called here were government officials. It was obvious that you wanted to be lazy and let them negotiate with the government. In the end, all these problems that gave the officials a headache would become a pile of useless but necessary documents. Even if the three officials were to share the workload equally, it would be enough to make the officials have dark circles under their eyes... I have resigned from the government, so why do I feel more tired?

Ichimonji Norimune stopped fanning himself: "Tsk, I'm just a retired old man, reporting this kind of thing..."

"Haha, what are you talking about?" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi kept smiling, "You won't betray your master's trust and love, right?"

Haha, want to go fishing? Dream on.

Sasakawa, who was not participating in their discussion, was the first to notice you. Tachi, who was rarely mean, did not remind his companions, but ran over alone, squatted down, hugged you in his arms and rubbed you: "Master, when will you return to Honmaru?"

Didn't this blade just come? Why do you want to go back so soon? You see the braid behind Sasakawa's head swaying, and your hands itch a little, so you raise your hands and grab the other person's hair: "I don't know, it depends on what Nagayoshi and the others say..."

"Hey..." Sasakawa lowered his head so you could scratch his hair for fun, "Take me with you next time you go out. After all, I've been a swordsman in the Political Action Team for decades. Although I can't write reports like Chogiden and the others, I have more combat experience than other blades in Honmaru." He grabbed your hand and put it against his face. His eyes were deep and he said sinisterly, "If you leave me in Honmaru like this, the master will be retaliated by the snakes."

Just as you were about to speak, Higekiri, who was following you, spoke first.

"Eh - a snake? Come to think of it, my brother is also a snake." Higekiri stood beside him, leaning on his sword. "If the master likes snakes, it's best not to raise a snake that will take revenge..." He glanced at Sasakawa and said meaningfully, "Why not raise Snakemaru? It's the Genji's treasure. No matter where we take it, it won't bring shame to the master."

You looked at Higekiri, then at Sasakuni, jumped up and pinched the two blades' mouths: "Stop!"

"The little fat emperor's honmaru is not allowed to have yin corners." You looked at Sasaka, "You are punished to go under the sun and get yang corners."

You looked at Higekiri again, feeling distressed: "You are an old man who can't even remember your brother's name. I'm afraid you'll get lost outside. Higekiri, I'll definitely take you out in my next life."

I finally noticed the two government knives that Sasukuni had stolen, and as I got closer I heard you talking nonsense again.

"...Really, none of them are easy to worry about." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi lifted his bangs and looked at you with a fake smile, "Didn't you send Kipumaru-dono back to Honmaru? Now the Shinsengumi who was suspected of colluding with the Time Travel Army is dead, and half of Honmaru has disappeared..."

"Do you have any idea, Master?"

A pig? What pig? You mumbled for a while, and the fat processor automatically blocked and translated what Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi said. Finally, you came to the conclusion: a pig had passed through Nagayoshi's mouth.

I don't understand and want to roll on the ground.

After using the unconscious Kneemaru to prove your innocence, you walked towards the reception hall with the government blade.

Ji Ren, who had been staying in the living room, is now standing at the door of the reception room, looking to greet you.

Seeing this situation, you rummaged in your backpack, put on your sunglasses again, ran to Chang Yi, and waved your hands vigorously, imitating the bodyguards of your father's boss, and shouted loudly and powerfully: "Chang Yi is here, everyone get out of the way!"

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi could no longer bear it, so he grabbed Ichimonji Norimune's folding fan and hit you on the head: "What are you doing?"

"Sasaka, look at him." You held your head and meowed loudly, "The former civil servant is so fierce."

"That's too much." Sasakawa held back his laughter and held you in his arms, "Master, don't play with bad civil servants."

Don't be angry, don't be angry, my master, just bear with it, what else can I do? Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi pressed his temples and gave Ichiki Ichibu a formal smile: "My master is bothering you."

The moment he saw Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, Ichigo Ichikyu was a little dazed. This "Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi" and the one in his dream seemed to have a strong Ban flavor. It was not until Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi spoke that he came to his senses: "No trouble."

He looked at you playing with the other Blades and smiled unconsciously: "The young judge is very lively. My brothers and I like him very much."

"Him?" Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi gave you a strange look, and instantly realized that you had done such a big thing without telling the Blade family about your gender... Never mind, it's okay to let the misunderstanding go on like this. He cleared his throat and continued to ask Ichigo Ichijin questions to understand the situation of this Honmaru.

…

"...I roughly understand the situation." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi exhaled, "What do you think? Should you stay in this Honmaru and wait for the new judge to be assigned, or go to the swordsman market in Tokisho?"

"Is it just me?" Ichigo Ichijin was slightly surprised, "Where are the other blades?"

"Current politics cannot save the half-fallen swordsmen. The food of the judges can only prevent them from deteriorating. In other words..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, who has returned to the mode of inspector, said calmly, "They will be released by the swords."

He looked at Nagasone Kotetsu and said, "You and these swords have not been affected. This is in line with the government's regulations on handling accidents involving Honmaru swords. After reporting this to the government, relevant personnel will contact you..."

So this time... Ichigo Ichijo clenched his fists. Is he going to lose his brothers again? No, that's not right. This time, he can leave with his brothers...

"Hey, Nagayoshi." You interrupted Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, tugged at his pants, and looked up at him slyly, "This Ichiki-ni will handle the documents, can I snatch him... uh, bring him back to Honmaru? That way, Nagayoshi won't have to work so hard."

This gives you even more reason not to write a report.

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi was silent for a while.

"Forcing a contract to have a master sword is prohibited by the government. Although their judge is dead, they still have a master sword according to the government records... You don't want me to stay up late to process documents, so you want this Ichigo Ichibaki? Humph, do you think I will agree to violate the rules if you say that?"

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi, with flowers floating in his eyes, looked at Ichigo Ichijin and said, "There is another way to keep those swords."

"What?"

"All the blades in your Honmaru are under contract with my master. She doesn't care if the swords are corrupted." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi crossed his arms and said calmly, "I will report to the government. This Honmaru has encountered a space-time rift. The swords and the judges in the Honmaru have disappeared... Hey, what's that expression on your face?"

"No... nothing." Ichiki Ichijin kept smiling, "Please allow me to discuss it with my companions."

Let's discuss what to do if the future Shingeist's main palace is full of these double-bladed warriors who have no bottom line when it comes to their masters.