Chapter 76 If we are brothers, let’s take a bath together
76.
"Ichiki-ni! The master is going back to Honmaru today!" Rantoshiro opened the door abruptly and excitedly pulled Ichiki-ni, who had been writing a report all night, out from under the quilt, "Ichiki-ni - get up and get ready!"
"Nonsense...Nonsense...Wait a minute..." The sleepy-eyed Ichiki Ichizhen was dragged away along with the quilt. "What are you preparing for?"
Is there a celebration for the master's return to Honmaru? I heard other blades talking about it... But yesterday, when Jizheng knew that the judge was coming back, he issued a lot of new documents.
Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi pulled them all into the attendant's room with a sullen face, saying that this had now become a room where they could not leave until they finished writing their reports, so if they wanted to get out early they should stop slacking off.
He had no aversion to writing documents, but there were so many documents on current affairs. He had never written so many documents before when he was in the Rakuten Honmaru...
Changyidian is really amazing. He used to write all these documents. Last night, he took up one third of the documents. I was so impressed. Is this the strength of the swordsman who has worked in the current politics for the longest time?
"Really? How could I forget?" Rantoshiro stopped and looked at him unhappily, with two flames burning in his eyes. "Master, I haven't been back to Honmaru for a whole week. It must be because you were blinded by the colorful world outside, so -"
"Ichiki-ni, go and seduce your master!"
"Sex...sex///temptation? Who? Master?" Ichiki Ichizhen was stunned for a second, pointing at himself unconfidently, "I...I'll go?"
"Of course." Rantoshiro said confidently, holding up a piece of clothing from behind, "Uncle will go too... Look, this is the winning uniform everyone prepared for the First Phase!"
"Traveling light?" It seems like it's okay to wear this...
"Hehehe, it's not that simple..." Rantoshiro opened his light clothes, revealing a thin bellyband with the Ichiki-Ichifumi sword pattern printed on it. "Look! There are sword patterns on it that the master likes to collect. When the master takes the clothes away from Ichiki-ni, you will smash the cup as a signal, and we who are eavesdropping outside will rush into the room and support Ichiki-ni as the queen of Honmaru... It hurts!"
"Random..." Ichiki Ichijin laughed amiably, "I've already told you not to read weird novels."
"But..." Rantoshiro held his forehead and muttered, "Master never returns to Honmaru, what if...what if he falls in love with another blade?"
"I've studied it." Rantoshiro put on the glasses that Yakentoshiro had provided and analyzed carefully, "In 90% of novels, as long as the protagonist does this or that in the room, they will live happily together."
"Ichiki-ni, you only need to seduce the master with your sex appeal, and then you won't get to enjoy the good things later... Well, what I mean is, as long as Ichiki-ni can make the master's heart beat, it can guarantee that the master will come back to Honmaru often."
I always feel like something is odd, and I keep smiling: "The master is still a child..." No, the master is now... He seemed to be thinking about something, as if he has turned into an adult non-human male?
"Have you finally realized it, Ichiki-ni!" Rantoshiro said excitedly, "Master... If the master falls in love with someone else, he will probably resign! According to statistics, 90% of the in-love group of judges who resigned after getting married in this world!"
"Last time I went to Man-ya, Rikuo-sama of the current government said that a Shinshin fell in love with a member of the law enforcement corps, and now the swordsmen in her Honmaru are collapsing in admiration... It seems that she regretted not accepting the Shinshin's proposal before or something... Ichiki-ni, please don't be so arrogant."
"Besides, if the master really wants to fall in love, why not choose our Awataguchi where there are many blades!" A blazing fire burned behind Ratoshiro, "Even if the first period is useless, we still have plan B!"
For example, the younger uncle, for example, the head of the family. At this point, Rantoshiro looked at Ichiki Ichijin with disdain: "Really, a bunch of useless swords. After so long, not a single one has moved the master."
"Haha..." I'm sorry it's so useless.
"Anyway..." Rando Shiro pounced on Ichiki Ichifuki and began to strip off his underwear. "For the sake of Awataguchi's absolute position in Honmaru, Ichiki-ni, just go down there with peace of mind! We will provide you, a virgin, with sexual assistance off the field..."
"No... no, wait..."
He struggled hard, covering his underwear and escaping from the house in a panic.
"Really, Ichiki-ni, why are you so shy? The other brothers didn't come on purpose..." Rantoshiro ran after him with his light gear in his arms, shouting, "Ichiki-ni, you have to let the master know that not only your face turns yellow, but when you explode, your entire blade can also turn terribly yellow! You have to prove to the master that you are good, Ichiki-ni!"
"No, I can't!"
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"Oh my." Higekiri leaned against the door frame and looked at the farce inside the house. He tilted his head, "...the door is not closed."
"Are you discussing, um... a plan to seduce the head of the family?" Higekiri Oki's two-edged swordsman smiled even softer, "Let my brother and I, that... shy pill, join us."
"Brother, it's Hibamaru!" After skillfully refuting and correcting his own name, Hibamaru regained his serious face and said worriedly, "Sex...sex...sex//Is it bad to seduce the head of the family...? The head of the family doesn't seem to be interested in these things..." In Honmaru, the head of the family is more interested in farming, fishing, and stealing Sasakanushi's car than in Blade.
"Well...well, it's fun anyway, come and play, little brother." The head of the family won't suffer any loss anyway, and the little brother...well, at most he will be teased by the head of the family. After all, the little brother is very cute and the head of the family likes him very much.
"Is that so? Since my brother said so..." Hibamaru looked at Radoshiro, "We will join in too."
"What..." Rantoshiro let go of Ichigo Ichijin, who huddled in a corner and wrapped himself up in a quilt. He stood up and looked at the Genji brothers with dissatisfaction, "I haven't agreed to you yet, don't make a decision on your own!"
"What does it matter... Or do you have no confidence in the first phase... that... the first phase?"
"Brother, brother, don't add fuel to the fire!"
"Who said that! When it comes to beauty, we Awataguchi will not lose!" Randoshiro got excited, "Come on! The ultimate winner who wins the master's heart will definitely be us!"
"I think I heard some kind of... competition?" Imakaki, who was passing by, peeked in. He raised his hands and ran over, "Did the master like you? We want to join in too!"
"Although Mikazuki has been useless, she won't lose when it comes to beauty!" After thinking for a moment, Iken pulled Kogumumaru, who was moving slowly, over again, "We in the Sanjo faction still have Kogumumaru!"
"What's the big deal? My uncle is also a fox."
…
In the end, the wind of seduction to win the heart of the judge finally blew over the entire Honmaru.
This is also the reason why as soon as you open the door of the square, you will see a bunch of naked NPCs and NPCs with disheveled clothes and seductive postures.
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You opened the door and suffered a visual attack, and slowly pressed out:?
"This..." You couldn't help but take a step back and look at Ishikiri Maru in confusion, "Papa, are they going to the open-air hot spring together?" Or is it some new activity? Or are they showing off their lightly dressed monsters?
"I don't know." Ishikirimaru smiled like an old father, took out the coin with his backhand, and put it on the head of the turtle armor who was slowly crawling over and dressed the most conservatively in the room. "Maybe the weather is too hot? Don't worry, Master. I'll get rid of the evil right away."
Is it hot? Isn't it winter here and Spring Festival is coming soon? You flick your tail, touch your chin, and think, is it possible that the NPC's constant temperature system is different from yours? Yes, it feels strangely hot at the entrance of the station house...
Daitenta Mitsuyo and Onimaru Kunitsune, who had never seen this scene and had never participated in previous exchange meetings, both stepped back at the same time, trying to quickly escape from this scene that was not very friendly to people with social phobias.
Unfortunately, halfway through their run, their backs suddenly hit an obstacle. Turning around, they saw Maeda Toushirou and Hirano Toushirou showing them shy smiles with their daggers.
The next second, they were caught in the bushes by the short knife group that was ambushing nearby.
"Um...wait!"
"There... no..."
You turned your head again and saw the members of the First Division who had changed into light clothes, and Kashuu Kiyomitsu who had been standing next to Yamato-no-kami Yasunari.
"Papa, why are they..."
Looking back, Ishikiri Maru, who was standing next to you in battle uniform just a second ago, has now turned into Ishikiri Maru: Light-Armed Version.
"Hmm? Master, what's the matter?" Ishikirimaru turned around dizzy and smiled subconsciously.
What's going on? You are shocked. NPCs have mastered the skill of changing clothes in one second? Why didn't Blade teach you such a cool skill?
Disappointment, so disappointment! You scan the whole scene with a look of condemnation and accusation. Has your relationship become so distant? Have the NPCs stopped sharing their fun things with you? The real disappointment is not to quarrel, but to quit the Internet!
But everyone either had to dress lightly or it was almost the same whether they were wearing anything or not… Surely there was an event tonight? Those who were not wearing anything were going to take a bath or something? Tonight’s event was to give you a surprise, right? Oh, really, the players were too popular with the NPCs.
You chuckled twice, and decisively unloaded all your equipment and put it into your backpack. You puffed out your chest and raised your head, proudly showing off Catman's black leather abdominal muscles and Catman's original blue boxer shorts - a dual-purpose version of swimming trunks and underwear - since you can't take them off anyway and they won't get wet if they get wet, how can they not be considered a kind of swimming trunks?
"Are you guys going to take a bath? Add a cat." You looked at the stunned Knife Spirit and twitched your ears, "I'm a cat man, I can also go to the men's bathhouse."
"host!!!"
Suppressing Hasebe pounces over with a sharp bang, pulling all the cloth he can to cover you - the result is that several blades are left naked - but it doesn't matter, these cloths are for the Lord, they should feel honored!
Why don't you use your own? You must be kidding! As the Lord's first attendant, how can I be disheveled and have no image in front of the Lord?
"What's wrong? You don't want to take a bath anymore?" You looked at Hasebe Oshiki in confusion, then looked down at Tsurumaru Kuninaga who had come over to you at some point, squatted at your feet, and curiously studied your underwear. "What are you picking at?"
"The master can't take off his pants." Tsurumaru Kuninaga stood up, and after being glared at by Okiri Hasebe, he hid behind you with a giggle, "Is it some special ability? Tsuru wants to know if there is a hole in the master's pants?"
You remembered the time a long time ago when Tsurumaru Kuninaga pulled your hair off, and you were alert: "It's normal that you can't take it off. This is not R18+."
Besides, the player's underwear model is welded to the body, isn't it normal that it can't be torn off?
"Is there a hole..." You looked at your tail, hesitant, "No... maybe..." It seems that the tail was modeled so beautifully. According to the normal settings, the clothes and pants of the cat tribe will have holes for the tail...
But in this modified game, you’re not sure whether it exists or not. What if the modeler was lazy and didn’t make the hole?
Putting these weird and useless thoughts behind you, you look at the blade in the room again, blushing or embarrassed to look at the ceiling, and invite again:
"Do you want to take a bath together?"