Chapter 77: I will seal my heart, lock my love and nourish my stomach
77.
Not all blades give you a positive answer - but all blades follow you to the open-air hot spring - including the shorts you came to the outside of the square without knowing when.
But isn't it a bit strange to take a bath in the middle of the day? And these blades... look up and look around, aren't they a bit too close to you?
It's the men's house, guys.
The blades on both sides give you a healthy smile.
I always feel like the NPCs are hiding something from you. You lower your head and think, and you have a feeling that they are planning to do something big behind your back... Do you want to check the system logs?
Forget it, just do it, you also want to see what they can do.
"Master~ I haven't been back to Honmaru for a long time, let's have a drink together!"
Jiro Tachi nimbly squeezed out the other blades, and came to your side with a smile on his face, hooking his arm around your shoulders like a good brother, and holding a glass full of wine in his other hand, "I heard that the master can drink a lot, come and have a drink~ Use the master's ability to get more, more fine wine--"
The purpose of this blade is to get you to take out more wine, right? You quietly moved to the side, away from the drunkard sword who smelled a bit of alcohol.
"Ah, even though the master has grown a little taller, he is still very small~"
"Hey, drinking alcohol is not allowed in the hot spring."
Sakiri Hasebe stood up from the pond with a bang, but was stopped by the other blades halfway - are you kidding? Sakiri Hasebe is close to the Judge, how can their seduction plan be carried out later?
"Hey - what does it matter~" Jiro Tachi pouted and muttered, "The master didn't say anything, right? Master~"
You didn't say anything, but just signaled with your eyes that Taro Tachi should keep his brother in check.
Before Taro Tachi could say anything, the first blade to implement the sex//seduction plan stood up.
"Master~~~" Tsurumaru Kuninaga shouted three times with a wave of sound, and pushed Jiro Tachi away who was asking for wine, while flirting with you and trying to stick your hand to himself, "I'm so hot, can you help Tsurumaru?"
You were silent for two seconds, your tail stopped wagging, and you raised your head and shouted to the eavesdropping Tanto Group, "Yakuken, there's a sick blade here, maybe his eyes are also in trouble, he's twitching, come and take a look."
"Eh? No, Lord, I'm not sick..."
"I understand you." You patted Tsurumaru Kuninaga's shoulder and gave him a thumbs up, "Don't avoid seeking medical treatment, Tsurumaru."
Just in case, you clicked on the system panel to check Tsurumaru Kuninaga's status bar, and he was very healthy. So you yelled to the other side: "Yakuken, it's okay, maybe he soaked in the hot spring for too long, and the hot water went into Tsurumaru's brain."
That's why I felt hot and my eyes were twitching.
Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who firmly believes that he is the most favored by the Judge, has achieved a good result with a negative score in the competition for the Judge's heart. Let the other blades give it a try.
"My Lord." Minghu's fox jumped onto your shoulder and gently stroked your neck with its fluffy tail. "The fox has learned to do a backflip. My Lord, would you like to come to Minghu's room to take a look?"
You rubbed the fox's tail to show how comfortable it felt, and declined the invitation: "No, Kitsunesuke can do backflips, and it can do front flips, backflips, and front and back flips at the same time."
Fox:?
Damn it, they are both foxes and foxes, why is the fox secretly rolling around? !
Mitsutada Kadakiri came wading across the water, carrying the hopes of the Cowherd Group, no, the Nagasune Faction.
Hot spring water dripped from the wet hair ends, and the slightly high temperature made Mitsutada Tsudaikiri's cheeks slightly red, softening his usual sharpness.
"Haha..." He rubbed his cheeks a little embarrassedly, "I don't look handsome enough..."
"I haven't seen you for a long time, Master. I also... miss you very much." He lowered his eyes, seeming a little disappointed, but also a little expectant. "Tonight... Master, can you come to my room?"
Other swordsmen who were watching gave full marks to the performance of Candakiri Mitsutada, and said that it was useful to read more books on how to teach gigolos. It was indeed a handsome Date sword, and the owner would not be so stubborn now, right?
"What?!" You were a little sleepy after soaking in the hot spring, but when you heard Candelabra Mitsutada's invitation, you were no longer sleepy, and your tail and ears stood up. "Do you want to make delicious food for the cat tonight? Mi-chan, here I come!"
Damn! Why is it still only taking in oil and salt? !
"...No, I just want to tell you that when you were not in the pet store, Mr. Crane did not stay in the cage, but ran around the house, dropping fur all over the floor."
Haha, sorry Mr. Crane, he doesn't want to be the clown, so he asks Mr. Crane to come out and divert the master's attention.
"Kobo! Why are you backstabbing Tsuru?!"
"Oh, so..." You scratched your head and looked at Candakiri Mitsutada with some disappointment, "Then are you still going to make delicious food, Mi-chan?"
"……Do."
Although she had clearly refused to participate in this event that was doomed to fail, she still put on a bellyband and light clothing, and sat by the hot spring, sighing, "Master, please be more careful."
"Snacks? What snacks?"
"Gou Xiu Jin San Ma——" Wearing thick clothes while soaking in the hot spring, Gui Jia Zhen Zong, whose glasses are covered by mist, locates you by voice, shovels to your side, and begins to make strange panting, "I bought a new fluorescent leash, are you interested in seeing it, Gou Xiu Jin San Ma? Ah... It would be great if Gou Xiu Jin San Ma could change into a different appearance... It would be even better if you could take off my clothes and tie me up again~"
"I'm sorry, Master." Muji Shinson came over from the other side and covered Turtle Shell Shinson's mouth tightly. The threat that could bring luck smiled gently, "Please pretend you didn't hear anything."
“Hmm…Hmm!”
"Well, Master, see, my brother agrees as well."
You looked at Kamekaku Jungson who was struggling desperately, then looked at Monokichi Jungson who was smiling gently but with veins popping out of his hands, and hesitated: "Oh...oh, okay then..."
Actually, you are quite interested in fluorescent ropes...
"Ah, master of the house." A soft voice sounded from above your head, and the next second, a warm body pressed against your back, "Well, you've grown taller, and I can't put my chin on the master's head anymore..."
"Because I'm a cat man now... Higekiri, can you stay away from me?"
"Hmm? Why? Didn't the master of the family dislike being held by Ren like this before?"
"No, don't you think this situation is gay?" You paused and showed some disgust, "It's a bit disgusting."
"Ah, is that so?" Higekiri stood up a little, sat down next to you, turned his head to look at you, his golden eyes full of sharpness, "So the head of the family didn't notice anything at all?"
"What did you find?"
"Other Blades in Se/// tempted you with this." Higekiri smiled, "My brother and I also participated... But we knew it wouldn't work from the beginning, so we just wanted to see what my brother would do."
"I didn't expect my brother to be too shy and not do anything."
So that's it! Why are the group of people not paying attention in the bath? It turns out they are thinking about Sese! But...
"Why are you trying to seduce me?" You are confused. "Is it your period?"
Is the Knife Spirit a beast? Or does the Knife Spirit have a character setting that you don't know about? Just like the fan book, it will periodically enter the Q period, and then randomly pick a colleague, and then start a harmonious journey of fear in Honmaru... Oh, you remember that book is all-oriented, who is it? I forgot, after all, I was too much, you can't recognize the Knife Spirit who was tragically turned into a wife.
If this setting is not made up but realistic, do you want to go to the current affairs department to get some special inhibitors for knives?
The blades in the hot springs, no one spoke.
"I just want you to stay." Unexpectedly, the first blade to open is a Basagata naginata. The tall naginata walks towards you, leans down, and looks you in the eyes calmly, "We are the chosen ones, and we are also destined to be left behind. At least before the Lord's life comes to an end, we hope that the Lord..."
"To be able to keep an eye on us."
"Whatever the Lord needs, as long as we have it, we can give it to the Lord." Baxing Naginata remained calm and put his hands on the side of his pants. "If the Lord wants, he can also use our bodies..."
You promptly stopped Naginata from running naked in front of you, and he obediently sat next to you and gave a provocative look to Hasebe Yasaki who spoke a step slower: Now the position of the master's attendant (the one closest to the master) belongs to me.
"So..." You sorted out your thoughts, "You think that if you get along with me in this way or that way, I will stay and be good to you?"
What a naive knife spirit! You don't even know what expression to put on.
"Why do you have such thoughts?" You still don't understand, "Why do you think that the harmony of life can bind another individual?"
Not to mention that there are so many ruthless men and women, if you really want to do something stupid, why don't you play R18 games?
Think about it, in an open and highly free game, where players do not choose to complete quests, open atlases, collect items, or go fishing, it is not like they are playing just for the purpose of falling in love and having sex, right?
"And aren't you guys ○ male swordsmen? Where do you get the x experience to put into practice?" Are you so confident?
The representative of the pure love faction, Izumi-no-kami Kanesada, couldn't stand it anymore. He screamed and wanted to rush over to cover your mouth: "Idiot! Don't say such words so blatantly!"
Eh, you glanced at Jun'aimori Kanesada with disdain and hid behind the Ba-gata naginata.
"It's not good to use your beauty to please others." After a while of meowing, you began to make a summary, reading it out with deep emotion, "Being one or zero is not as good as being three, being the purest three, being the least constrained three, okay?"
"Besides, the one who is not loved is the real third party. You can come to the battlefield and be the third party, and experience the joy of being pursued by me; you can also work hard to grow special effects. As long as the special effects are beautiful enough, I will support you to be the third party between me and the samurai sword, and defeat the loyal and loyal Queen of the Absolute Sky Sword and successfully take the position."
The knife-wielding spirits all showed a confused expression.
But when you think about the fact that your own Blades were born (revealed) less than a year old, and they are all a bunch of innocent children - even Ichigo Ichijin thinks that as long as they are liked, the other party will not harm themselves and their relatives - your expression changes to that of a kind elder.
"It's very simple to let me stay. Just don't help me harvest the crops." You and Wei Di said to Zhong Ren, "Besides, I haven't taken over Shi Zheng to turn it into a brewery yet."
Mayonnaise processing factories seem to be okay too? Mayonnaise in the system mall seems to be always sold out, and the out-of-stock description says that it was bought up by a certain mayonnaise lover named Hijikata ○○.
However, the knife masters were born only a short time ago, and their brains only have the common sense of responsibility instilled by current affairs and the memory of being a knife, which means -
Are all the NPCs in your Honmaru uneducated?!
No, no, no, Yaken knows pharmacology, and Nanhai also likes knowledge... well, although it's knowledge related to Sword Men...
No way?! In such a huge Honmaru, the blade with culture is not bigger than a palm? No, no, no, we still have to believe that the thousand-year-old blade has both thickness and culture.
Just in case, you speak to the knife-wielding masters who are still re-starting their swords: "There is a substance called hydrogen monoxide, also known as decarbonized formaldehyde. It is a colorless and odorless liquid at room temperature. Once ingested by mistake, you will never be able to quit it for the rest of your life. Overdose can lead to poisoning and death. Burying your head in hydrogen monoxide has a mortality rate of up to 99%. Drinking this substance in moderation is good for your body..."
"No! You can't drink it!" The radical master control security guardian, Suppressor Hasebe, jumped out, "It will be poisonous! It is harmful to the master, the master can't drink it! What kind of hydrogen is this! Back off! Back off! Back off!"
The other blades agreed: "Yes, Hasebe is right, Master, you should stay away from this dangerous thing."
Yakuken Toushirou, who taught himself pharmacology, hesitated to speak: ...
The most learned man in Honmaru, Nankai Taro Chaoson, pushed up his glasses: ...
After hearing these answers, you closed your eyes reluctantly and sighed deeply - then placed an order for 100 sets of compulsory education textbooks from the neighboring country in the mall.
"Little virgins, stop thinking about sex all the time." You said to her, "As long as you read enough books and have enough knowledge, you will be able to..."
"Just?"
You smiled faintly: "It will nourish your stomach."
Don't ask, if you do, anyone who has written a thesis will understand, their hearts are sealed and their love is locked.