Chapter 78 There must be a blade causing trouble

78.

The NPCs in Honmaru, who you judged as "uneducated and uneducated", are forced to soak in the hot springs while also swimming in a sea of ​​mathematical knowledge.

Suddenly, the knife masters stopped trying to seduce each other, and stopped competing for the heart of the Judge. Instead, they all held their textbooks in their hands and struggled with Newton's laws.

There are also blades who try to defend themselves, such as the poet Kanesada of the Fuga school: "Master, we are not uneducated blades..." If necessary, he and Kokinaka can sing ten Japanese poems for you.

"Is that so?" You scratched your head, thought for a moment, and then said, "Well, Gexian, can you briefly talk about the scope of application of the theory of narrow relativity?"

"If this is too difficult, you can also talk about whether the basic principle of the time-space converter is related to wormholes."

"This... this..."

Kasen Kanesada, whose CPU was overloaded, was defeated.

You used the excuse that "learning should start from childhood" to get the shorts group to join the ocean of learning. Except for Hakata Toshiro who was fascinated by mathematics, the other members were all indifferent.

The guys in shorts are so masochistic while reading, Sleep!

"Master!" Rantoshiro, the leader of the Sex//Seduction Project Organization, almost fell asleep in the hot spring and stood up from the water, shouting, "There is a celebration to be prepared tonight! We are leaving first!"

"Oh, right, right!" Kashuu Kiyomitsu threw away the physics book in his hand, and his tone became more than twice as cheerful, "Everyone still needs to prepare for the celebration tonight. Master, don't you want to see a cuter me?"

Seeing the other blades getting agitated, you thought for two seconds and replied, "Okay, let the government blades give everyone some common sense lessons later."

"You guys..." You looked at them speechlessly, "at least you should know something about the equipment you're going to use for your work, right?"

"I won't be in Honmaru all the time." You rubbed your cheeks and sighed, "If there is a problem with the time-space converter or the Honmaru barrier, everyone should know how to solve it, right? The existence of spiritual power is not omnipotent."

Alas, besides you, who else treats NPCs as sons?

I didn't expect that after you said this, everything around me became quiet again.

"No way!" Rantoshiro, who was about to sneak away, turned back and threw himself into your arms, saying sullenly, "Master, can't you stay in Honmaru the whole time? Can't you stay with everyone the whole time?"

He raised his head and said seriously, "If you want to leave, can't you take me with you?"

If the master wants to leave, even if the master is angry, they will do everything they can to make the master invisible. Rantoshiro thought, unless the master dies...

Even in death, he doesn't want to be separated... He tightened the strength of his hands and buried his head deeper. If his master died, he would be buried with his master and sleep in the darkness together.

Until decay.

Until eternity.

"Yes, it's a treasure of the Genji. You won't embarrass the head of the family no matter where you take it." Higekiri came over with a smile, "Ichimodo...ah, you are an Onii-chan now? You won't throw away all the Onii-chan, right? If you do that, Kukumaru will cry."

"It's Hibamaru... Well, take me and my brother with you, we won't embarrass the head of the family."

"Eh? As for rarity, the Crane is not bad either! The Crane is even rarer, a full-grade ultimate sword."

"Hahahaha maybe you would be more interested in the Five Swords of the World? Hmm, choose the Grandpa or something like that?"

"Hehehe, you choose a close-fitting blade... I mean close-fitting protection. A sword that has killed ghosts is also a good choice."

…

"Well, this question..." You patted Rantoshiro's head and smiled as you read the random reply, "Why can't the Judges stay in Honmaru all the time? Mogu also wants to know why. So let's take a look at why the Judges can't stay in Honmaru all the time with Mogu, Kubo."

The short knife in his arms froze and raised his head, muttering: "Really, the master always answers like this, it's too bad..."

"What should I do? Or come and beat me up?"

…

After taking a bath and eating a special meal prepared by Candakiri Mitsutada, you lie on the bed in the castle tower and feel a slight sense of emptiness.

I really want to... You turned over, I really want to go fishing!

Oh no, I’m addicted to fish!

Anyway, you have to go to Yokohama to complete the daily mission in the evening, so you can go fishing quietly now. The other Blades shouldn't say anything, right? You sneaked to the time converter and chose to enter a new instance on the system panel.

It seems that your stealth skills have improved. No one has noticed you along the way! However...

Before leaving Honmaru, you touched your ear in confusion.

Aren't the knife-wielding people preparing for activities? Why is Honmaru so quiet?

*

In some secret room you don't know about.

"The seduction plan has failed miserably!" Teacher Rantoshiro slapped the whiteboard filled with the plan steps, and said bitterly, "Ichiki-ni's bellyband has not even been shown to the master."

"You guys are the worst group of katana warriors I've ever trained."

Not knowing why he was here, Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi poked Yamaubakiri Kunihiro with his elbow and said, "Hey, you bastard, why am I here?"

"…I don't know either, Benka."

It seems like I followed the blade flow and came here unknowingly.

"Really..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi pressed his temple, "It must be because I corrected too many documents yesterday..."

"Thank you for your hard work, Chogi-dono." Ichiki, who was criticized by Rantoshiro, pushed the coffee in front of him over without changing his expression, "Would you like to try it? It seems to be bought back from the Master and Slave Mission World."

"…Thanks, but don't you take care of your brothers?" An energetic Blade is good, but if he is too energetic, Blade will feel like he has a dozen black and white cats and dogs.

"Haha..." Ichigo Ichijin kept smiling, "Changyidian, my brothers have already become mature, full-level extreme swords..." It's not that he doesn't want to take care of it.

“You’ve been working hard too…”

…

"...In summary!" Rantoshiro scanned every blade in the room with his sharp eyes, "We can only activate the final plan--"

"God is invisible."

"God, God disappear?!" Hasebe's voice was so shocked that it changed its tone, "No, no, how can you God disappear?!"

"Just trying to see if this method works."

"Haha, what's more..." Rantoshiro sneered, "Do you dare to swear that you have never thought about making your master invisible?"

Yakiri Hasebe fell silent.

This... Which blade hasn't thought of this fantasy? The blade that chooses the Kamikakushi Judge will take the leading position. In this way, he can always be the master's close attendant, be patted on the head by the master every day, and listen to the master praise him "Hasebe is the best, and the blade I trust the most is Hasebe"...

"Hehe... Master..." Youren twisted around in his seat, cherry blossoms blooming like they were free, "It's really too polite to say that..."

"Hasebe is thinking about something unrealistic again." Kashuu Kiyomitsu's mouth twitched, "Based on the master's personality, he will definitely beat us up first after he disappears, right?"

"I don't think so." Yamato-no-mori Yasunari retorted, "The master won't care at all, right? Unless a blade touches the master's fields and animals. But..." He looked at Kashuu Kiyomitsu, "Kiyomitsu, have you ever thought about the Kamikakushi master?"

"I've thought about it. After I go into hiding, I'll ask the master to paint my nails every day..." Kashuu Kiyomitsu blew on his hand that had been painted with nail polish. "This method is just to restrict the master from entering and leaving the Honmaru. Besides, if I do this, it will be discovered by the current government soon, right?"

If he was caught, he would be unlovable, and he didn't want that.

Kashuu Kiyomitsu lay on the table and sighed, "Alas... I also want to be able to chat with the master for a long time like Kuwana Jiang." Although they were talking about land and planting, it had nothing to do with the lovely him.

"Isn't Kiyomitsu worried that they will disappear from the master's sight?" Yamato-no-kami Yasunari looked at the blades in front of him who were discussing and making plans passionately, "...even though it doesn't look very reliable." It feels like another plan that the tantos came up with on a whim, is Honmaru playing house...

"What is there to worry about? What's more..." He glanced at Ji Blade who was sitting at the back and calmly starting to write documents, and curled his lips, "The most difficult Ji Blade hasn't spoken yet." Those thousand-year-old blades who were even more difficult to deal with didn't come either.

"… Honka, don't you want to say anything?" Yamaubakiri Kunihiro, who was writing a report honestly, took the blank document. "They are discussing the matter of Kamikakushi."

"Heh." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi didn't even raise his head, "If they can do it."

Are these guys so stimulated by textbooks that they don't need to use their brains at all? Not to mention that the prerequisite for successful disappearance is to know the real name of the judge, just relying on the master's powerful spiritual power that even the current political world is amazed... If you are not afraid that the judge will be backfired and the sword will be broken if you force him to disappear, then just do it.

He would collect the fragments for the lost family members of Rend for the sake of their camaraderie.

But if one day, the judge resigns and returns to the human world... Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi paused, haha, this kind of thing will never happen.

He... Oh, no, the current political situation will not allow the censor's resignation application to be approved.

"I remember the Lord's name is..." Rantoshiro on the stage was still filling in the details of the plan. He picked up a pen and wrote the name of the judge on the blank space on the whiteboard, "AAA food stall plumber."

"Oh! Is that the master's real name?" Catfishtail Fujishiro raised his hand, his eyes sparkling, "Let me try to see if I can hide from the master!"

Three seconds later, Catfish Otoshiro's expression turned strange.

"Brother, what's wrong?" Kotobuki Toushirou looked over expressionlessly, with a hint of worry in his tone, "Are you injured?"

“No, there was no obstruction…” Catfishtail Toushirou’s expression became even weirder. “The master was completely unprepared… He almost disappeared.”

And is this weird name really a real name? Why does it feel so unreliable...

As soon as the words fell, all the blades in the room stood up.

"Hey, you guys, weren't you interested in going invisible just now? Damn, there are so many blades, the connecting channel is so blocked..."

"Tsk, I just thought it wasn't possible. Who told you to slow down, Hasebe?"

…

"Wait, you can't hide the judge without permission..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi didn't expect things to develop to this point. The blades who had been silent in the room were obviously starting to get serious. "Do you want to violate the current government regulations and have your swords shattered?!"

"Nagagiden." Randoshiro lost his usual innocence and liveliness. His eyes were dead and dark. His voice still maintained his usual carefree tone. "We just want to be with our master forever. If Kamikakushi can do it..." Why not do it?

Even though they will still face death, their masters will always be with them during their lifetime, and they will never be abandoned by their beloved masters.

"Hey, Changyidian." He tilted his head, "Are you trying to stop us and become our enemy?"

Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi looked at the blade in front of him that was staring at him quietly, gritted his teeth, and lowered his voice: "Hypocrite-kun, I will cover you and run out later, you..."

He seemed to be strangled by someone and his voice suddenly disappeared.

Yamaubakiri Kunihiro beside him also showed the same expression as the blade in front of him.

"You... tried it too?" His voice was a little dry, "You are the initial sword..."

"Hmm..." Yamaubakiri Kunihiro lowered his eyes, "Honka, I want to continue to be the master's masterpiece." Instead of only being able to see the Honmaru handover application left by the master after a certain number of years.

"Eh..." Catfish Oo Toushirou, the first person to attempt the Kamikakushi Judge, let out a short cry, "How strange..."

"What's wrong? Catfishtail."

"Although the master didn't set up any defenses..." Catfishtail Fujishiro scratched his head, "But in the end, he couldn't succeed in the last step..."

"The response message given is..." He raised his head and looked at the other blades: "Unauthorized reproduction is prohibited."

I tried other blades and got the same result.

Rantoshiro stood there for a while, then turned around calmly and resumed his usual liveliness: "Well, let's continue with the game tonight."

"Let's decide the winner with the celebration program!" Randoshiro clenched his fists, "Battle for the Master's Heart - Celebration Program Edition!"

"oh!!"

…

When Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi saw this scene, he had a lot of complaints on his lips, but in the end, he just said: "... Ichiki-dono, you really worked hard."

"Haha... they're not dead. My brothers are all good kids." Ichiki Ichijin calmly put the written document aside. "Just be positive, Changyidian."

"To some extent, this Honmaru's blade..." Yamaubakiri Nagayoshi looked at the blades who were enthusiastically discussing the festival program, and his eyes twitched, "It's also quite salty and unapproachable."

You are so addicted to fishing that you don’t know that the knife-wielding spirits are causing trouble.

All you know is that every time you finally touch the king fish rod, there is always an inexplicable chill that sweeps over your body - just like someone pulling the hair on the tip of your tail - making you shiver uncontrollably and thus miss the king fish rod.

"Strange..." You murmured, shaking your tail, "Is there anyone who is thinking about Cat Man?"

Alas, there is no way, who says chocolate cat man is so attractive? It is normal for people to think about cat man all the time.

Let’s finish fishing and go back as soon as possible.