Help! My Handsome Colleague Wants to Turn Me Gay!

I just found out a few days ago that he’s gay, and I couldn’t believe it at all because he seems pretty normal, not the stereotypical gay type. He’s very handsome, tall, fresh-looking, and has a great temper. He usually takes good care of me, buys me coffee, gives me a ride to work, and drops me home…

It seems like he likes me, but I’m a straight guy.

What should I do?

At first—

[Original Poster] : Ahhh, I’m a straight guy!!!

A few days later—

[Original Poster] : I really am a straight guy, we’re just friends, how many times do I have to explain?

A few more days later—

[Original Poster] : I’m really not into him, but how do you register for that gay app you guys mentioned?

And then later—

[Original Poster] : Who said it feels good? I tried it last night, and it hurt so much!!!