Chapter 61: The Literature of the Sweet Wife: Peeling Shrimp]
As Shen Yan was reminiscing, the barrage of comments exploded.
——【The mammary glands of netizens are also mammary glands! Hurry up and go to the garbage station and pick up all the old man’s plastic bags!】
——[Although this group didn’t get the red flower, they got a good beating on the butt! ]
——【A pun about the underworld.】
Sister Ma from the village committee looked at Shen Yan and Bo Mingze with an indescribable look on her face.
I've seen people helping, but I've never seen anyone making things worse.
The two returned to the place where they had just thrown the garbage, but the garbage truck had just passed by and took away all the plastic bags.
They had no choice but to chase him to the garbage station.
Huaxi Village is located in an area where strict garbage sorting has not yet been implemented. Kitchen waste ferments in the air and after being exposed to the sun, you can imagine the smell.
Bo Mingze and Shen Yan were vomiting while looking for the old man's out-of-print garbage bag.
The program team is so wicked that the background music is: "Digging and digging in the small garden!"
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On the other hand, although the other groups did not get many red flowers, they still got five or six.
Jiang Ye lived in the countryside when he was a child and knew some farm work. He helped the villagers do some physical work and earned red flowers.
Ruan Yunlan and Bai Xu are smarter.
They went to the school to teach and the children liked them very much.
Only Qin Yiyang hadn't set out yet even though the sun was shining on her butt. She was slumped in the massage chair watching the TV series commentary.
She left the villa after lunch.
At the entrance of the village, a group of old ladies were sitting there enjoying the cool air.
As everyone knows, they are not a group of ordinary villagers, but the intelligence center of the entire village and even the surrounding ten miles.
There is a saying circulating on the Internet: "When the aunts gather together to whisper, there will inevitably be someone in the village who will be ruined."
Qin Yiyang walked over with a swagger, crossed her legs, and shared the melon seeds in her pocket with her old sisters, saying mysteriously: "Have you heard that the classmate of the cousin of Lao Wang's wife in the next village is in love with her brother-in-law!"
"!!!"
Uncle and sister-in-law fall in love, how exciting!
The old sisters immediately gathered around Qin Yiyang.
——【This is so funny! If you can’t beat them, just join them, right?】
——【But, isn’t it bad to spread rumors about others like this?】
——【The immortal has her own way of doing things, you mortals should not say too much! 】
Qin Yiyang was eating melon seeds, but his mouth was not idle:
"This girl is called Xiaomei. She married an older man who was married for the second time. The older man is quite powerful. The couple loves each other very much and lives a happy life."
"I didn't expect an accident to happen!"
"On Xiaomei's birthday, she found out she was pregnant. She was so happy that she found a white dress when she was cleaning her closet. She thought it was a birthday gift from her husband, so she put it on!"
"I didn't expect it! When her husband saw it, he slapped her in the face and yelled: Who told you to wear this skirt?"
"Xiao Mei just realized that this skirt belonged to her husband's previous wife! He didn't love her at all and had always treated her as a substitute!"
The aunts in the village had never heard such exciting gossip.
They quickly asked, "And then?"
"Xiao Mei is miserable!" Qin Yiyang curled her lips. "This old man is rich and powerful, but he sent Xiao Mei to the countryside in Northeast China and left her to fend for herself in the minus 30 degree weather! After all this hardship, she lost her child, and Xiao Mei was also bullied by the village bitch Sister Jing, who made her wash clothes in the middle of winter!"
The mother felt very sad when she heard this, "Xiaomei is so pitiful!"
"Who said it wasn't?"
Qin Yiyang changed the subject, "Fortunately, my uncle Xiaoshuai has always had a crush on Xiaomei and saved her in the heavy snow. Later, they fell in love with each other and became husband and wife."
After hearing this, the aunts felt relieved.
——【Prince Guo: Does this sound familiar?】
——【Okay, okay, the next step is that Xiao Shuai fakes his death, Xiao Mei gets pregnant, and then Concubine Xi will return to the palace, right?】
——【Puff! No wonder Yangyang spent the whole morning watching TV series commentary, it turns out she treated the TV series as gossip and told it to the mothers!】
Wen Si looked at the mountains and didn't like flat ones, but he only heard Qin Yiyang sigh.
"The good times didn't last long. The mean old woman Sister Jing found out about what happened between the two of them and demanded 5 million from them, otherwise she would tell the old man. The young man couldn't come up with 5 million, but he was afraid that she would talk nonsense, so he cut off the tongue of this gossipy woman!"
Upon hearing this, the aunt subconsciously covered her mouth.
"After that, Xiao Shuai eloped with Xiao Mei and went to Southeast Asia. Unexpectedly, on the third day after arriving in Southeast Asia, Xiao Mei disappeared!"
There was a sound of people sucking in their breath in the air!
It was a summer afternoon, but the words sent a chill down my mother's spine.
But the barrage was so funny!
——【The disappeared Xiaomei?】
——【I am really dying of laughter. How does Yangyang’s brain circuit work? She treats the plot of a movie as gossip and tells it to the mothers! 】
——【Hey guys, is this the legendary bound volume?】
The mother's curiosity was reaching its peak!
He hurriedly asked, "Who took Xiaomei away? Is she still alive?"
Qin Yiyang had just finished eating the melon seeds in his hand.
She dropped the crumbs in her hand and looked at the time. "Oh, it's three o'clock! Sorry, the director asked us to collect red flowers. I can't talk anymore. I have to do the task!"
When the mothers heard this, they said, "Little red flower? I have one! Not only me, but my husband and my daughter-in-law also have one!"
"Yes, my neighbor has it too!"
"Little girl, you don't have to worry about anything. We will go find you a little red flower now!"
Qin Yiya blinked her eyes. "This is not good, will it cause too much trouble to the sisters?"
When the aunts heard the word "sister", their hearts were filled with sweetness!
"No trouble!" One of the ladies in the red dress seemed to be a little leader.
She waved her hand and said, "Old sisters, let's go find Little Red Flower now, don't let the little girl worry!"
"good!"
When the aunts gather together, they are a ball of fire; when they disperse, they are a sky full of stars.
He went to help Qin Yiyang find the little red flower in a hurry.
Qin Yiyang took out a handful of melon seeds from his other pocket and started cracking them happily.
Obviously, everything is under her control!
Audience:?
Good tea, bad tea, but inexplicably refreshing. Why?
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While the aunts were looking for the little red flowers, Qin Yiyang opened the little sweet potatoes.
As a daily blogger, she started today's update.
Mr. Lu's Little Rose: [I like eating shrimps, but I don't like trouble, so I don't like peeling shrimps.
Fortunately, my husband Lu is an expert at peeling shrimps.
Every time I see Mr. Lu's hands, which were used to sign billion-dollar projects, peeling shrimps for me, my heart feels warm.
I opened my mouth, like a small animal waiting to be fed.
But he suddenly came over and spoke in my ear in a low, bubbling voice.
"Little friend, one kiss in exchange for a shrimp, how many do you want to eat?"】
Silently read, no mistakes, send!
This update is stress-free.
Hundreds of millions of projects, such as small animals and bubble sounds, all the elements are complete!
Qin Yiyang turned off his phone and continued to ignore 99+ comments.
Thanks to the three-dimensional reader Lu Yanzhi's special assistant, today's update has been very restrained.
[Otherwise, according to my original plan, Mr. Lu’s answer should be: “Compared to peeling shrimps, I am better at peeling other things.”]
On the sea, Lu Yanzhi heard the voice in his heart: "..."