"Why did you come back again?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked.
"Do you have any more food?" The instructor reached out to Yu Xiaoxiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao...
"Don't pretend," the instructor stared at the small backpack on Yu Xiaoxiao's back, "I can smell it."
Gu Xinglang..., this is really a dead dog!
"You just ate a bag of dried meat," Yu Xiaoxiao took a few steps back, vowing to defend her food to the death.
"I'm hungry again," the instructor said with a wooden face.
"You, you fucking bastard," Yu Xiaoxiao said angrily, "How did you survive before I came? Don't talk nonsense to me, get out!"
The instructor looks after Xinglang.
Gu Xinglang shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't have anything to eat."
The instructor dodged and stood behind Young Master Gu, saying to Yu Xiao: "I'll take his life in exchange."
Yu Xiaoxiao...
Gu San Shao-_-|||
"You make a choice," the instructor said to Yu Xiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao decided to have another fight. If she didn't defeat this guy, she would have a hard time living in the future and wouldn't be able to play anymore.
Gu Xinglang was very calm at this moment, and said to the instructor: "Master."
The instructor said: "Don't recognize relatives randomly. When have I ever been as ..."
Yu Xiao: "Just try calling him a waste if you dare."
The instructor rolled his eyes.
Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang: "Just call him Dead Dog. This is the name his parents gave him. What a talented name."
The instructor was instantly furious, and said to Yu Xiaoxiao: "It's Si Ge, Ge means weapon, and Si Ge means main battle, you illiterate guy, how many times do you want me to tell you before you understand?!"
Yu Xiaoxiao pouted, "Spear is a weapon, why does adding a "Si" mean it means it's in favor of war?"
The instructor... even the instructor who is also a math genius doesn't know either. (o╯□╰o)
Yu Xiaoxiao said to the instructor: "Haha."
Gu Xinglang looked incredulous, turned his head to look at the instructor and said, "You don't know?"
The instructor looked domineering and cool, and said to Gu Xinglang coldly: "If you say that again, I will kill you."
"Hey, hey, you illiterate guy, how dare you kill someone?" Yu Xiaoxiao said to the instructor with contempt.
The instructor looked at Yu Xiaoxiao and chuckled, saying, "You speak as if you are not illiterate."
"Si means to be in charge," Gu Xinglang explained to the instructor, "Si Ge means to be in charge of weapons, so it means to be in charge of the battle."
"Oh my god," the instructor and Yu Xiaoxiao said in unison, "So this is what it means." The mystery that had troubled them for years was finally solved!
Gu Xinglang looked at the two people who were in perfect sync. What was so difficult about this?
"I advise you to go find Mo Wen as soon as possible," Yu Xiaoxiao said to the instructor, "I'm telling you, you idiot, if we fail, you will still live the same life as before. If you want to continue to suffer, then just keep standing here and talking nonsense to me."
"Give me two steamed buns," the instructor was not someone who would give up easily.
"No," Yu Xiao said, "How have you been spending your days here for a month?"
Gu Xinglang..., didn't you agree to act quickly and go find Mo Wen?
The instructor's face looked even gloomier, and he said, "There are no wild animals in this mountain, and the birds and rabbits can't get enough to eat. The temple's kitchen only has vegetables and tofu. If I eat them, the monks down below will have to starve."
"So you didn't steal anything?" Yu Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched.
The instructor said, "He stole three times." Then the little monks, who had been hungry for a day, cried with hunger. How could he bear to see the little kids starving? He had no choice but to give up.
The corners of Gu Xinglang's mouth twitched.
Yu Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and gave two steamed buns to the instructor. Fearing that the instructor would not be full and ask her for more, she pulled Gu Xinglang and ran away.
The instructor looked at the buns in his hand. This little bastard, he said two, two, and didn't even bring one more! He squeezed the two big buns, put them together, swallowed them in two bites, and turned and walked out of the basement.
That night, Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang searched all the way south from the back mountain, while the instructor searched alone to the north. In the second half of the night, when it was almost dawn, the three of them met at the entrance of the cave in Gui'e Forest.
Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang both looked unhappy. The instructor looked at them and said, "Didn't find it?"
"No," Yu Xiao: "Did you find it?"
The instructor said, “No.”
Well, Mo Wen ran away.
This cruel reality hit Yu Xiaoxiao hard. The princess squatted in the snow with her head in her hands, cursing, "This spineless bald guy!"
Gu Xinglang stared at the instructor's hand and asked, "What are you holding?"
The instructor was holding a cloth bag in his hand. It looked like there was a living thing inside it. It was moving around constantly, but from the shape, it was hard to tell what it was.
The instructor threw the flowered bag to the ground and said, "I found it in the cave and brought it here for Xiaoxiao to see."
Yu Xiaoxiao reached out to untie the knot of the cloth bag.
The instructor waved his hand, and the wind blew the cloth bag into pieces.
"This," Gu Xinglang didn't have time to marvel at the magic of the instructor's move. Young Master Gu was directly frightened by the things in the cloth bag.
Yu Xiaoxiao was also startled and said, "Oh my God, what is this?"
A strange three-headed baby was twisting and turning on the snow, and soon the white snow turned red.
Gu Xinglang said: "They don't have skin?"
The instructor raised his foot and kicked the three-headed monster baby, saying, "This is the smallest one in the pool. Xiaoxiao, what do you think this is?"
Yu Xiao: "Siamese twins?"
"Look more carefully," the instructor pointed at the neck of the three-headed monster baby with his foot.
Yu Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes, and then Gu Xinglang saw an expression on his wife's face for the first time, an angry look.
"Traces of stitching," Yu Xiaoxiao said angrily, "Is this man-made?"
The instructor stroked his chin and said, "You think so too."
Gu Xinglang was a little confused and asked, "What do you mean by man-made?"
Yu Xiaoxiao pulled Gu Xinglang to look at a scar on the three-headed monster baby's neck and said, "This was sewn up."
Sewn together? Gu Xinglang took a breath, "Were they made?" Young Master Gu's voice lost its usual tone.
"You just mentioned the pond," Yu Xiaoxiao looked up and asked the instructor, "What pond?"
"The sewage pool, oh, to be more precise, it's a pool of sewage with corpses soaking in it," the instructor said. "It's 100 square meters and 10 meters deep. There are 200 of these monsters in it. It's a bit like a fish pond."
Yu Xiaoxiao couldn't help complaining and said, "Have you ever seen a few monsters raised in a fish pond?"
The instructor still said in a serious tone: "I am just making a metaphor. I have read a lot of books." The instructor said the second half of the sentence while looking at Gu Xinglang. Unlike Yu Xiaoxiao who said "I am illiterate and I am proud of it", the instructor really hopes that he is a person who is both civil and military.
Gu Xinglang..., why are their focuses different?
"What other uses does this thing have besides scaring people?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked.
The instructor said, "Just give it a try. Try it on your man."
Gu Xinglang..., why does this person always dislike him?
Yu Xiaoxiao lowered her head, suddenly picked up the three-headed monster baby, and threw it at the instructor's head.
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