The instructor knew this would happen. He finally found a companion. How could the little bastard bear to go back to being a single dog? The instructor tilted his head and made way for the three-headed monster baby.
The strange baby fell on the snow, and there was a big rock in front of it. The baby jumped forward and hit the rock, making a hole in it.
Gu Xinglang shouted: "He's going to run away."
The three-headed monster baby ran forward at an extremely fast speed. In the blink of an eye, it ran into the woods, weaving between the trees and running on all fours. Its movements looked very much like a lizard.
The instructor said: "This thing runs fast, has strong limbs, and is a deadly weapon."
Gu Xinglang didn't have time to listen to the instructor's evaluation of the strange babies. Just as he was about to chase them, the three strange babies were swept back by a gust of wind and fell in front of the three of them. All three heads had their mouths wide open, but no sound came out.
"Did you see that?" Yu Xiaoxiao pointed at the strange baby's mouth and said to Gu Xinglang, "They don't have tongues."
Gu Xinglang looked up at the instructor.
The instructor said with a wooden face: "Giant Wind Palm, you are also a human Gu, how can a weakling like you not know how to use it?"
Young Master Gu suddenly wanted this guy to die.
"That's enough," Yu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and asked the instructor, "Do you want to kill me?"
The instructor said, "What is Mo Wen's origin?"
Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang looked at the instructor together.
The instructor touched his face and said angrily: "I told you, I have lost my memory!"
Yu Xiao: "Put away your Giant Wind Palm, aren't you tired?"
There has always been a gust of wind imprisoning the three-headed monster baby, which looks very cool, but it is also constantly consuming the instructor's supernatural powers.
While the instructor was calming down the wind, Yu Xiaoxiao picked up the three-headed monster baby and "planted" it in the ground.
Gu Xinglang squatted in front of the three strange heads. The three heads were all babies' heads, and their facial features were deformed, barely retaining a human shape. Gu Sanshao stared at the three heads for a long time, pointed at the head in the middle and said, "This one looks like a girl."
Yu Xiaoxiao and the instructor squatted down together. The instructor patted the little heads on both sides and said, "These two are boys. The only possibility for this operation not to cause rejection is that their DNA is the same."
"Brother what?" Gu Xinglang asked. He seemed to have heard his wife say this word.
The instructor looked at Yu Xiaoxiao and asked, "What kind of world is this? They don't even know DNA?"
Yu Xiao: "Have you seen the planes, cannons, ships, and cars?"
The instructor shook his head.
"Then what's so strange about there not being a word for DNA?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked.
Instructor...
Gu Xinglang pulled Yu Xiaoxiao's sleeve. The fact that his wife was talking to the dead dog master gave Gu San Shao a bad feeling. It was as if the two were from the same world and he was just an outsider who couldn't understand, let alone interrupt. (San Shao, your feeling is right, -_-|||)
"He has been a human Gu for a long time, but he still doesn't have a wife," Yu Xiaoxiao pointed at her head and said to Gu Xinglang, "So his brain is lonely and broken. When he was teaching me, he talked nonsense every day."
Gu Xinglang was silent, and always felt that the princess's life was very difficult. (Haha, they tortured each other~)
The instructor was upset because he could not feel the love, so he slapped the three-headed monster baby's head to vent his anger. As expected, the instructor broke the left head of the three-headed monster baby. The instructor's hand froze, and he used too much force.
Yu Xiaoxiao frowned and said, "Still alive."
The three-headed monster baby with one head broken off was still twisting its neck.
"How many people will die if this monster is released?" the instructor asked Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang.
Yu Xiaoxiao murmured to herself, "There are two hundred."
How can a large army fight against such a group of monsters? Gu Xinglang shuddered at the mere thought of it. How could this be called a war? It would be a massacre.
"That's why my dad and Jing Mo went to so much trouble to send you, little Gu, to be an undercover agent," Yu Xiaoxiao patted Gu Xinglang's shoulder.
Gu Xinglang shook his head and said, "I didn't find this kind of monster."
"I broke a stone wall to find them," the instructor said. "How could you have found them if you have poor eyesight and hearing? By the way, how long have you two been together? Has it been a year?"
Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang looked at the instructor together, not understanding what he wanted to say.
"Tsk," the instructor smacked his lips and glanced at Gu Xinglang's lower body.
As a man, Young Master Gu immediately understood what this dead dog man meant. This dead dog was saying that he had poor eyesight, poor hearing, and poor bottom...
The instructor was upset and poked Yu Xiaoxiao's lungs again, "Is it him who is incapable of giving birth, or is it you who can't give birth?"
Gu Xinglang had seen the boss's bad mouth and thought that the boss was the only bad mouther in the world. Unexpectedly, his wife's dead dog master opened his eyes again. Compared with this guy, the boss's mouth was so likable!
Thunder rumbled again in the snowy sky.
The instructor said: "Do you want your man to see Long Quanfeng?" If I can't beat you, can I still beat your man?
"Ah!" Yu Xiaoxiao was not prepared to be struck by lightning. Her Royal Highness the Princess once again jumped onto the instructor's shoulders and hit the instructor's head hard.
The instructor simply threw Yu Xiaoxiao into a hug and fought her in the snow, angrily saying, "What do you want to do if you don't have a baby with a man? I know that with your brain, you can't live alone!"
"Bah!" Yu Xiaoxiao was also angry, "You have so many women, where is your baby?"
"I don't want to have a baby!"
"Wait until Xiao Gu and I kill Mo Wen, and we'll have plenty of time to have a baby!"
"What's the conflict between having a baby and killing Mo Wen? Do you have brain cancer?" the instructor asked.
"I'll bite you to death!" Yu Xiaoxiao pinched the instructor's neck.
The instructor sneered, "You can't win an argument with me, so you're going to bite me to death? That's all you can do. Have you seen a doctor? Do you have advanced brain cancer?"
Yu Xiaoxiao pushed the instructor into the snow. They couldn't play anymore. He might as well die.
Of course the instructor would not passively take the beating and would fight back to the death.
Young Master Gu standing on the shaking ground... How did these two bring the topic of having babies to the topic of life?
"I say," Gu Xinglang tried to mediate the fight.
At this time, cracks appeared in the ground, and the power that imprisoned the three-headed monster baby weakened. The monster baby twisted its body and rushed to the ground. It seemed that it knew that the instructor and Yu Xiaoxiao who were fighting with each other should not be messed with, so the three-headed monster baby rushed directly towards Gu Xinglang.
When Yu Xiaoxiao heard something was wrong, she called out "Xiao Gu" and went to help.
The instructor hugged Yu Xiaoxiao and whispered, "Don't move. Let me see what this weakling can do."
The strange baby was extremely fast. When it rushed to Gu Xinglang, Gu Xinglang's brain couldn't even react. He just subconsciously raised his hand and strangled the strange baby's neck.
The two heads of the strange baby that could still move opened their mouths wide towards Gu Xinglang, revealing two rows of sharp teeth, and the breath exhaled from their mouths had a bloody taste.
Gu Xinglang couldn't withstand the monster baby's struggle, and his hand loosened, and the three-headed monster baby fell to the ground.
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