Chapter 34 Chapter 34

"The masked anchor is not in a good state today..."

Assistant Xu hid in the corner watching the live broadcast, shaking his head.

The first priority of being an anchor is to control the direction of his own live broadcast room.

But after Qi Xuan connected with the microphone, he only used a few sentences to incite most of the audience, causing the situation to favor Qi Xuan.

"It seems that the masked anchor is still young and easily confused."

Assistant Xu sighed, unable to bear to watch any more, and prepared to turn off the computer.

"Wait."

A voice suddenly appeared behind him: "Turn up the volume."

"Huh!" Assistant Xu was so scared that his back pressed against the wall: "General, I'll go to work now..."

"Shh."

Wen Ming put his fingers in front of his lips, his eyebrows and eyes were sharp: "Turn up the volume of the live broadcast room."

Assistant Xu didn't know why, and didn't dare to ask, so he did it timidly.

After the sound was amplified, Qi Xuan's side became even more chaotic, with mermaids fighting for food, red mermaids howling, and Qi Xuan urging one sentence after another.

The masked anchor was unusually quiet.

"Why don't you speak? Do you feel guilty after hearing the title of mermaid expert?" Qi Xuan was boastful again.

Wen Ming frowned: "Block the sound of the live broadcast."

"Okay." Assistant Xu blocked Qi Xuan's microphone, and the world was instantly quiet.

The only sound left in the live broadcast room was the breathing of the masked anchor, and lighter than the breathing was a regular "sss, sss", similar to the friction sound.

What is this sound?

When Assistant Xu was confused, Wen Ming confirmed his guess -

the masked anchor was picking his nails.

He just passed by Assistant Xu and heard this voice faintly. Sure enough, he was not mistaken.

His little mermaid also occasionally makes this move.

Every time Mu Mu feels impatient and flustered, he picks at things at hand or picks his claws.

The masked anchor on the other side of the screen is a boy who has the same little move as Mu Mu.

"Send a bullet screen for me."

"Okay." Assistant Xu clicked on the input box, "What to send?"

Wen Ming's eyes withdrew from the double blue moon mask:

[Don't worry. ]

The optical computer displayed "Sent successfully", Assistant Xu took a breath of cool air and quickly covered the ID of the bullet screen.

And the sound of Wen Ming's footsteps had gone far away.

"Fortunately..." Special Assistant Xu patted his chest, "The admiral almost saw my Starnet surfing username."

...

"A barrage from 'Poor little Xu who helps his boss raise mermaids' - [Don't worry.]"

Don't worry.

Mu Mu calmed down and repeated these two words to himself in his heart.

"Okay, you can call the 'mermaid expert'."

"You said it, don't regret it!"

Qi Xuan excitedly pulled an ID called "mermaid expert" into the live broadcast:

"Hello, expert, thank you for accepting the live broadcast application!"

The mermaid expert turned on the filter, and the overall picture was cold, showing his Taoist style:

"Nothing, my biggest hobby in this life is to communicate with other bachelors about mermaids. I am very honored to talk to the mermaid language host."

The expert unfolded his folding fan and made a crisp sound.

[It's this guy, he has a lot of fans on the short video website. ]

[Does the old man also understand mermaid language? ]

[No, he studies the psychology of mermaids, and infers their personalities and emotions based on their movements. Every video is very accurate. 】

【Hiss, why do you feel more reliable than the masked anchor? /pointing fingers/】

【I have long felt that "mermaid language" is nonsense, and I am waiting for the masked anchor to be judged. 】

【The expert's tone is so respectful, and the masked anchor just stares and doesn't say anything. What kind of attitude is that...】

Mu Mu was a little distracted, and greeted him dully: "Hello!"

Qi Xuan said disdainfully: "I advise you to be more respectful. This expert is very famous, and his foundation is much deeper than yours."

"Don't be like this, young man." The expert looked tolerant, "Scholars who exchange knowledge don't need to be too polite. Let me see your mermaid."

"Okay, please look, this is..."

The two sang in unison, firmly controlling the rhythm of the live broadcast room.

The masked anchor watched quietly, looking a little sluggish.

"This red mermaid is kind and obedient by nature. The reason why it doesn't eat right away is because it wants to interact with you."

The mermaid expert quickly answered the question.

"I see. Let me try!"

Qi Xuan gestured to the mermaid, and the red mermaid turned around in the water and swam to the mermaid's bowl.

[Wow, it's true!]

[Great! Master, are you considering live streaming? What are the conditions for live streaming?]

[I saw the masked anchor pouted.]

[If you don't agree, you can express your own opinion. The expert said it right after observing for a few minutes, but the masked anchor didn't say a word for such a long time. Sigh...]

Mu Mu calmly paid attention to Qi Xuan's actions.

After seeing him give the mermaid instructions and secretly add food to the mermaid's bowl, he was sure that

the red mermaid wanted to "cheat" more food by spinning in circles, rather than being "kind and obedient by nature".

Qi Xuan and the mermaid expert are liars in collusion!

"Expert, you are really proficient in mermaid studies! A certain anchor who uses mermaid language as a gimmick all day long should really reflect on himself!"

Qi Xuan gave the masked anchor the title of "liar" between the lines.

The audience, who were originally neutral, were incited by him and issued a barrage of fierce words.

The mermaid expert slowly waved the fan in his hand, with an attitude of mastering everything:

"Young man, I suggest you use more toys to interact with this mermaid. It is very obedient and is best cultivated with toys."

"You know everything. It likes toys the most!"

Qi Xuan threw the water ball into the mermaid pool, and the red mermaid began to circle around the water ball.

[The mermaid expert was right about the toys! /Surprise/]

[This wave of masked anchors was a terrible defeat/It's embarrassing/... The old experts are still reliable, and their explanations are professional and easy to understand.]

[Is there a link for the water ball? My mermaid is not very interested in toys. Buy a water ball and try it out.]

[Highly recommended. My family didn't play with toys before, but now they rush over when they see a water ball. 】

Qi Xuan's optical computer external device was pulsating with highly saturated colors, which meant that he was in a very good mood.

Show off your mermaid in the live broadcast room + play dark ads on the water ball + destroy the masked anchor to get the best new mermaid Kill

three birds with one stone!

Qi Xuan's chin was about to rise to the sky: "Expert, we won't waste your time."

The mermaid expert closed the folding fan: "Then I will withdraw first..."

"Wait a moment."

The masked anchor, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke.

Qi Xuan raised his eyebrows: "Why, you still want to quibble after losing to the expert?"

The masked anchor said to the mermaid expert: "Can I take another look at the words on the fan?"

The mermaid expert didn't understand, and threw away the folding fan with a "pop": "The four words of Mermaid Expert, do you see clearly?"

With the sound of the folding fan, the red mermaid in Qi Xuan's camera turned his head smartly.

The masked anchor clapped his hands:

"As expected!"

[???]

[Telling a dumb riddle? Is there something wrong with the folding fan? /Confused/】

"Since you have studied mermaids, you should know that they are very sensitive to sudden short noises, right?"

The masked anchor clapped his hands again: "Just like this."

Qi Xuan sneered: "What tricks are you playing?"

The mermaid expert's face was not as bright as before, and he stared at the folding fan in his hand:

Could it be that the folding fan...

"Yes, the mermaid heard the sound of the folding fan. Every time the folding fan opens and closes, it will look in your direction."

The masked anchor smiled faintly: "Mr. Qi Xuan, can you open the door of the room behind you on the right and invite out the mermaid expert hiding there?"

"Don't try to fool the audience!" Qi Xuan was shocked, "What folding fan sound, I didn't hear it at all."

"That proves that the sound insulation effect is good, but the faint sound that humans can't hear cannot escape the ears of mermaids."

[I replayed and confirmed that when the mermaid expert moved the folding fan, the red mermaid did react. /Jaw drops/]

[Shit, it's terrifying to think about it.]

[Who is acting in this live room? Who is the liar?]

[What a wonderful reversal, I have brought a small stool, waiting for one side to be defeated! /Eat melons/]

[Just a side note, this live room has become the most popular in the entire network!]

The live room was shrouded in suspense, and the number of bullet screens rose straight up, all urging Qi Xuan to open the room.

Qi Xuan gritted his teeth and exchanged glances with the expert across the screen -

starting the backup plan.

"Yes, we planned it in advance."

Qi Xuan was calm and composed, ignoring the barrage of comments, and went straight to open the room.

The mermaid expert came out with a natural smile:

"In fact, I know the young man. We connected the microphone just to expose the masked anchor's mermaid language scam."

"Yes, all the audience witnessed it with their own eyes. The masked anchor heard the calls of my mermaids and couldn't translate a word."

Qi Xuan said firmly: "He doesn't understand mermaid language at all!"

In the three split screens in the live broadcast room, Qi Xuan and the mermaid expert have the same background. They are in the mermaid room together, looking down at the anchor in another split screen.

[I'm so angry. The expert turned out to be a stooge. Qi Xuan's character has never let me "down"! 】

【But Qi Xuan was right, the little anchor couldn't translate anything this time...】

"Huh - it's right now!"

The masked anchor took a long breath: "The sound from the mermaid expert's side is normal."

Qi Xuan and the expert's expressions instantly became subtle.

"Mr. Qi Xuan, please adjust the equipment quickly. The frequency of the mermaid's cry heard from your side is different from that in reality."

【Isn't this a deliberate frame-up! /eyes blazing/】

【The masked anchor still reminded Qi Xuan to adjust the equipment with concern. Qi Xuan, where is your conscience? 】

【I used professional equipment to verify that Qi Xuan's microphone had the wrong frequency adjustment compared to the mermaid expert's microphone. 】

【Sorry, masked anchor! I shouldn't have doubted you just now. /Slide on your knees/】

【As long as the little anchor gives the order, we will immediately support you as the "only true god"! /Put your hands together/】

The red mermaid in Qi Xuan's house called out lazily twice.

Masked anchor: "The mermaid said that you would give it two snacks after it finishes spinning around with the water ball. Why didn't you give it one today?"

Now, it was Qi Xuan and the expert who were silent.

The mermaid expert looked down and saw the two mermaid snack bars in Qi Xuan's hand. He decisively exited the live broadcast and turned around and ran away.

Qi Xuan grabbed him: "Expert, where are you going? The PK is not over yet!"

"Don't you understand yet? We are facing the real thing!"

The expert glanced at the live broadcast screen in horror and broke away from Qi Xuan: "PK with your head!"

He ran away without looking back.

Qi Xuan was left alone to face the overwhelming barrage of attacks.

It was over... I shouldn't have agreed to Professor Yin in the first place!

Qi Xuan comforted himself in his heart: Just treat it as an advertisement for the water ball, nothing else matters.

On the other side of the microphone, the devilish voice continued:

"By the way, that water ball——"

*

'The mermaid said that although it couldn't help but be attracted to the water ball, it would get sleepy after playing for a long time, and its gills' breathing became more and more unsmooth. '

In Wen Ming's office, the optical computer was playing the live broadcast of the masked anchor.

Wen Ming leaned back in his chair, looking at Qi Xuan's frozen face on the screen, and fell into deep thought.

"Ding ding."

Special Assistant Xu knocked on the door and came in: "Admiral, you are looking for me?...Uh, are you watching the live broadcast too?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was swiping [? ], and no one understood what the masked anchor meant by this translation.

Wen Ming tapped his fingers on the armrests of the chair:

"Immediately conduct a quality inspection on Qi's water balls."

"Received...!?"

Assistant Xu's glasses almost slipped off his nose: "You mean, the water balls may have quality problems?"

He put up the frame with trembling fingers: "I'll notify the inspection now, and the results will be out tonight!"

"If there is a problem, don't rush to make the results public." Wen Ming's tone was calm but cruel, "Make it public when Wen's new toys are on the market."

"Understood!" Assistant Xu was very excited.

If the problem is really found, it means that the main competitor of Wen's new toys has fallen to the bottom.

Qi Xuan originally just wanted to challenge the masked anchor, but his own products collapsed.

A flat attack deceived the ultimate move!

Assistant Xu was secretly happy, and when he looked up, he found that he was the only one who was happy.

Wen Ming casually gave the masked anchor a few gifts of the largest denomination, closed the live broadcast room, and worked with a sullen face.

Special Assistant Xu asked tentatively: "Admiral, I have to work overtime today. The mermaid at home must be waiting for you, right?"

Wen Ming's mouth corners were pressed even flatter.

Guessed right! The admiral was indeed worried that he could not get off work at a normal time to raise mermaids.

Before, Special Assistant Xu would worry that Wen Ming's obsession with raising mermaids would affect the development of the company, but now, all worries are unnecessary.

Good things happen one after another in the company, and the mermaid in Wen Ming's family can definitely attract money!

Wen's "mascot" is worthy of its reputation!

"Admiral, clingy mermaids are the easiest to coax."

Assistant Xu took the initiative to give advice: "If it's in a bad mood because you came home late from work, you can try physical contact."

Wen Ming: "We usually have physical contact."

"Really?" Assistant Xu didn't care too much.

The contact that Wen Ming mentioned was at most accidentally touching the mermaid's skin when combing her hair.

How could he actively touch her with his personality?

"The physical contact you had wasn't enough." Assistant Xu emphasized -

"Further contact is needed!"

For example, patting the head and touching the hair.

Wen Ming rubbed his fingers together and listened: "Further..."

Physical contact that is more advanced than touching the head, touching the tips of the ears, hugging...