Chapter 35 Chapter 35
#Fake Mermaid Expert#
#You can always trust the Mermaid Language Anchor#
#If you want to fight the fake mask anchor, you must first withstand the whole network's fight#
The entries about this live broadcast dominated the top search, which can be said to have shocked the Star Network.
Netizens flocked to the "Mermaid Expert" account, studied his videos one by one, and came to the conclusion:
they were all scripts and editing.
The Mermaid Expert could not withstand the crazy bombardment of the Star Network, and had to apologize publicly and canceled his account.
"It turned out to be a liar!"
Qi Xuan looked at the Mermaid Expert's apology video and punched the air a few times in anger.
"Manager Qi."
The assistant to the president of Qi's company entered the office: "It won't stop playing even if you pump the air. If you really want to vent your anger, you can turn on the optical computer." "
Do I need you to say more!"
Qi Xuan covered his precious optical computer and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the scam expert attracted the vast majority of netizens, so I won't be attacked by the crowd."
"Don't worry." The assistant said in a disdainful tone, "It will soon be transferred to you."
Qi Xuan couldn't believe it: "How dare you talk to me with this attitude? I am Qi's project manager!"
"I know, Qi's sinner."
"You!" Qi Xuan slammed the table hard, and just wanted to curse, he caught a glimpse of the update of the Star Network hot search -
#Qi's water ball, poisonous#
"?"
Qi Xuan seemed to be mute, staring at the hot search without blinking.
Wen's Mermaid Supplies held a new product launch today.
At the launch, all reporters received a quality inspection report of Qi's water balls.
Qi added a smell to the water ball material that attracts mermaids, which is why the water ball has become the "mermaid's favorite toy."
The smell-emitting substance is equivalent to a chronic poison. If mermaids are exposed to it for a long time, their body functions will be damaged.
As soon as the news came out, the water ball was removed from the entire network.
What a coincidence, Wen's new product is a toy - floating water ball.
The previous customers of the water ball threw away the water ball, saying it was "bad luck", and switched to buying floating water balls.
Wen's did not spend a single star coin on advertising, and the sales of the new toy hit a new high.
"Wen's... chose to step on Qi's at the new product launch?"
Qi Xuan's eyes were spinning, he held onto the table, and almost fainted:
"What a vicious business war!"
"Boss Qi said that you, as the project leader, should take full responsibility. Record an apology video and explain that you mixed the toxic materials into the products without telling the company."
The general assistant sent a script to Qi Xuan's computer: "Just read it."
The external computer detected a surge in blood pressure and flashed a red alarm. Qi Xuan's eyes were red with anger:
"How can the family push me out alone in order to save the company? I will be scolded to death!"
The general assistant spread his hands and left his back to him: "I'm just passing on a message. Don't look for me if you have any opinions. Record the video as soon as possible and send it to me."
The only one left in the office was the paralyzed Qi Xuan.
"It's over, it's all over..."
Qi Xuan didn't expect that after being "counter-killed" by the masked anchor, he would be sanctioned by Wen's.
"Why are they all targeting me?"
Qi Xuan cried in despair: "Wen Ming and that anchor are not together..."
*
"Ah?" You're back.
Late at night, Mu Mu heard the door open and climbed up the soft wall in a daze.
It wanted to jump into the scooter, but its tail was still asleep and had no strength.
The height he jumped was not enough. Mu Mu held onto the scooter with both hands, with his tail dangling in the air:
"Ahhh!" I'm going to fall!
Hearing Wen Ming's footsteps, he calculated the timing and relaxed his arms.
Then he fell precisely into Wen Ming's arms.
Wen Ming carried him back to the mermaid pond and patted him on the back gently: "It's not daybreak yet, go back to sleep."
With the launch of the floating ball and Qi's product safety issues, Wen Ming worked overtime until midnight before he finished his work.
"Huh..." What's wrong with the company you work for that keeps you here so late! This
is too much!
Mu Mu was so sleepy that his eyes were only slightly open, and his dissatisfied mutterings sounded like talking in his sleep.
Wen Ming is about to coax her to sleep...
"Why is the position of the shell clip crooked?"
"!" Mu Mu shuddered.
The shell hairpin was clipped crookedly, so Wen Ming simply took it off, lowered his head, and met Mu Mu's round eyes.
"Not sleeping anymore?"
Mu Mu felt that she would be seen through if she looked at him for another second, so she buried her face in his arms.
After transforming back into mermaid form, Mu Mu could wear the earrings, but she couldn't remember the position of the hairpin and clipped it on randomly.
"Ouch." Human hands are so flexible and good at braiding hair, unlike me, whose hands are clumsy.
Mu Mu uttered a comforting gurgle: "
You are so good at everything. You will definitely find a company that can recognize talent in the future. Then you won't have to stay up late to work overtime or go on business trips... "
Wen Ming listened carefully for a while, and put the shell clip in Mu Mu's palm:
"Don't worry, I won't take your favorite shell."
Mu Mu snapped the hairpin on the edge of the pool: "Humph!"
Humans are better at mistaking mermaids!
Mu Mu grabbed Wen Ming's hand, placed it on the soft wall, and pinched his palm: "Ah!"
Wen Ming understood correctly this time: "Well, I won't leave."
Mu Mu sank into the pool and swam around the rockery. His hands kept fiddling with the bottom of the water, picking and choosing, as if he was looking for something important.
"Blah!"
Mu Mu emerged from the water, holding a shell in his hands, and showed it to Wen Ming:
"Oh!" Look, this is the shell I like!
When Wen Ming decorated the mermaid pool with ocean-style decorations, he laid a layer of shells on the bottom of the pool.
"Oh oh!" This one is the most beautiful!
Mu Mu introduced it to Wen Ming with a vivid expression.
Although the shell is not big, the pattern is delicate and the edges are beautiful. The most special thing is that there is a touch of blue floating flowers on the shell!
Doesn't it look good?
Even though he couldn't understand mermaid language, Wen Ming could tell from Mu Mu's sparkling eyes that it used all the compliments it had learned throughout its life.
Wen Ming's eyes fell on Mu Mu's face, and he agreed at the right time: "Yeah, it looks good."
Mu Mu smiled and put the shell in Wen Ming's hand:
Then I'll give it to you!
Wen Ming was startled and looked down at the thing in his hand.
"Woo woo." This is really the best-looking one.
Mu Mu thought he didn't want it, so she touched his finger with the tip of her nose and arched:
Take it!
Wen Ming was so cute that he turned his head away.
He wanted to touch the top of the little mermaid's head, thank it for being willing to give him its favorite thing.
'You haven't had enough contact with your body, you need further contact! '
Assistant Xu's guidance on raising mermaids has always been reasonable.
Wen Ming's hand that was touching Mu Mu's hair changed direction and pressed on the back of her head.
Then he leaned over and kissed the little mermaid's forehead...
Mu Mu:!
What a soft touch!
It first widened its eyes in curiosity, but was soon melted by the tenderness from its forehead and squinted its eyes comfortably.
Before it could experience it carefully, this unexpected contact was over.
Wen Ming stopped at a glance and wrapped his palm around the shell: "Thank you, Mu Mu."
Mu Mu's tail swung in the water dissatisfiedly: "Huh." Is that all the thanks?
It grabbed Wen Ming who wanted to turn around, "Ahhh" a few times to stop him from leaving, and then dived into the water.
Mu Mu picked and chose among the remaining shells, and chose one, and put it next to Wen Ming.
"Oh!" Here you go, my second favorite shell!
The little mermaid stretched its head forward, its wet eyes full of expectation, hinting to Wen Ming:
Kiss it again!
There are countless shells under the water, which means that the owner will kiss it countless times!
Wen Ming's palms were slightly sweaty as he held the shell, and he looked away: "It's not exchanged for shells."
"Oh?" Then what do you want to exchange for?
"That's called a goodnight kiss, and it can only be done before going to bed."
Wen Ming continued to pat its back: "Go to sleep, and tomorrow, there will be another goodnight kiss."
Mu Mu sighed in disappointment and lay on the soft wall:
"Oh." Okay, good night.
Wen Ming dimmed the sleep light and left the mermaid room only after hearing Mu Mu's breathing become even.
He returned to the room and opened a small box.
The box was crystal clear and made of energy stone. It was extremely hard and could not be broken even by the maximum force of the mecha.
Powerful nobles in the interstellar world would spend a lot of money to customize such boxes to store the rarest and most valuable treasures.
The energy stone box in Wen Ming's house had been idle for a long time.
Now, a lot of small things have been collected in it: the metal
pieces that Mumu mistakenly thought were star coins when he bought Mumu from the fishmonger;
the largest and roundest frozen fruit that Mumu was reluctant to eat and left for Wen Ming;
a fake diamond cufflink that Mumu had a special liking for...
If an interstellar thief was lucky enough to sneak into Wen Ming's room, he would use all his skills to pry open the box.
The thief thought he had made a big profit, but after looking through the items in the box, he was furious and cursed: Is
this family sick? They stuffed a bunch of worthless things into the energy stone box, are they kidding me!?
Of course, the thief could not have imagined that this was a "treasure collection place" set up for a little mermaid.
Wen Ming also put Mu Mu's favorite shell in it.
*
"Host, my mermaid has a 'food storage place'."
Lian Mairen complained in a puzzled manner: "Every time it eats fish food, there are a few left, and it hides them. No matter how we correct it, it won't change."
"Maybe it's its little hobby." The masked host guessed, "It just hides a little thing, does it need to be corrected?"
"The key is that it stuffs the fish food into the drain, and the drain has been blocked many times."
[Just wanted to say that hiding things is quite cute, but it turned out to be a disguised way of destroying the house. /laughing and crying/]
[Why hide it in the drain? ]
[In addition to the drain, the mermaid pond only has the water inlet. This mermaid is naturally incompatible with the water circulation system. 】 The live broadcaster
aimed the camera at the mermaid, the skinny mermaid was lying at the bottom of the pool, motionless:
"Host, can you help me translate why it hides food?"
"It doesn't talk, and I can't help it." The masked host suggested, "How about you feed it fish food and I'll see what's going on?"
"Okay." The live broadcaster poured a bowl of fish food and placed it by the pool.
The mermaid at the bottom of the pool was instantly startled, jumped out of the water, buried its head in the bowl and ate it.
【The way it eats, I'm afraid it will eat the mermaid's bowl as well. /Appalling/】
【It eats so deliciously, and it's finished the bottom in just a few bites. Can it really have any fish food left? 】
The mermaid licked the last few grains of fish food reluctantly, picked it up like a treasure, swam to the outlet and stuffed it in.
It didn't stop after hiding the food. It kept talking to the water outlet, and a series of bubbles appeared on the water surface.
The person on the live broadcast was helpless: "See, it's like this every time."
The masked anchor listened to the rhythm of the bubbles bursting, and his expression became subtle: "Feed it another bowl."
"Huh?" The person on the live broadcast hesitated for a few seconds before picking up the mermaid bowl, "Okay."
When the mermaid saw the second bowl of mermaid food, her face was full of disbelief. She picked up the mermaid bowl with trembling claws and tears in her eyes.
[Why does it have such a reaction? ]
[When my mermaid eats food, she looks at me as if to say "Today's tribute is not bad", but this one eats so humbly. ]
[I have a bold idea, it won't be hungry all the time, right? 】
"How could it be hungry!" The person on the microphone retorted, "I feed it on time every day."
The masked anchor: "How many times?"
"One bowl."
【Talent, look how skinny the mermaid is from being hungry! 】
【Even without the masked anchor stepping in, a normal mermaid owner can see the problem. /wipes sweat/】
【Adult mermaids need to eat at least two bowls a day, plus an appropriate amount of snacks. Buy a copy of the "Mermaid Breeding Manual" and learn how to do it! 】
The person on the live broadcast was stunned: "I... I'm sorry, it turns out that there is something wrong with my feeding method."
"When the mermaid hid the fish food, it said that the family was too poor and they had to store more food in case the family couldn't afford to feed the fish."
The masked anchor finished translating and worriedly said: "It's better to take the mermaid for a check-up. It will feel uncomfortable if it is hungry for a long time."
"I'll go after the live broadcast." The person on the live broadcast was ashamed, "It hid things because it thought its family was poor..."
Mu Mu was slightly envious.
The mermaid just thought that his family was poor, but Mu Mu's family was really poor.
After the broadcast, Mu Mu hid his clothes and mask as usual.
The upper part of the rockery in the mermaid pool is higher than the water surface, and the place where Mu Mu hid things is in one of the rockery caves.
This location is not safe.
Mu Mu cut a rock from the rockery to block the cave, and piled some things into the small hole next door to create the illusion that "the secret base is here." A
cunning fish has three burrows!
Guessing that Wen Ming would soon get off work, Mu Mu watched the melodrama while waiting for him to come home.
'Are you the one who is pestering my fiancée? '
'I'm her boyfriend. '
'Oh, we've only been dating for a while. Our families made an engagement a long time ago. I'm her legitimate fiancé, and you're the latecomer. '
'You're the latecomer. The relationship between her and I is not allowed to be interfered with by others! '
"Tsk tsk..." What a Shura scene!
Mu Mu sighed at the melodrama and crushed the seaweed chips in one bite.
The plot of the TV series is too complicated. The hero and heroine finally made their feelings clear, but a third person appeared to compete for it.
"Woo." Fortunately, there are only me and the master at home, and we can live a stable life...
What if there is a "third person"?
Mu Mu stared at the seaweed snacks in his hand hesitantly:
It doesn't matter if there is a "third person".
When it earns more star coins, it can buy high-level mermaids to help with the mediation. Wouldn't there be "three" people at home?
Mu Mu was relieved and floated on the water:
"Tut..." It's okay, it's okay.
"Ding ding!"
The housekeeper suddenly received a call, and the sound emitted a gentle voice:
"Mu Mu, clean up the things by the pool."
Mu Mu picked up the snack bags scattered by the pool: "Oh?" Why?
"There are mermen who will live with you in the mermaid pond."
"......!?"
Mu Mu's mouth drooped, and the snacks in his arms fell to the ground.
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