High-Risk Occupation Play Cultivation?

Synopsis: [Modern pre-sale copy of 'I Give the CEO a System' is at the very bottom~]—[Killing enemies, preparing to leave, a child was hidden in the water tank.....]

The author thought this was just an internet joke, laughed it off, and never imagined that as a kindergarten teacher, he would be reborn as a monumental immortal—an occupation even more perilous than kindergarten.

He also ran into the child inside the water tank.

Discoveries include a reborn future demon lord, a powerful rebel heiress, a classic scheming antagonist, and a tranquil hermit sage…

He has gathered half the pillars of the cultivation world.

The only difference is that, like that child, they are all only at kindergarten age.

Cunning fox occasionally embodies righteous light as the recipient, while a clear-headed loyal dog occasionally acts as a devilish attacker.

Pre-view guide: The immortal kindergarten teacher brings a child; the powerful attacker and recipient are both strong and rarely separated, with an emotional line that scarcely contains abuse.

Character designs are typical, with playful comedy, character growth, bad jokes, comedic tropes, emotional beats, side characters, and a main couple that never breaks apart or reverses, with polite fanservice as needed; the receiver is the core of the entire text (though the attacker and other characters are not mere background).

The story blends a light plot with serious drama; personally I feel it’s not abusive, not at the level of life-and-death separation (the ending is a standard happy ending with dumplings). If you cannot accept this or want pure comedy daily life, this is not it.

For sensitive readers, the author has adjusted the preface before the hook, emphasizing that it’s not an always free story; various parts are layered, so please do not criticize the author with sharp words after reading.

He didn’t want to spoil the plot; even the existence of emotional beats isn't revealed to keep it a crucial part of the story; if you find it unacceptable, polite exit is enough.

Originality: the entire text has no reference, references or tropes are purely accidental; please do not copy, do not write guidance, and please refrain from extreme attacker/recipient control. Warning for amateur writers; please read civilly and create a good writing/read environment.

Pre-sale: [I'm so terrified and crying, a good young male CEO attacker X I'm very annoying, scolding to kill everyone, system recipient] [Honest person X Evil].

After death, Mo Shiyu discovered he had been reborn as the counterpart to a BL melodramatic substitute novel—an ungrateful system.

He is trapped inside the male lead president's inner world and must help propel the plot forward.

[...Your host, hello, I am your plot-advancing system...]

He had prepared to handle all sorts of eccentric men, but never expected the biggest issue wouldn't be melodrama but the tyrant president Shang Xun. Is he a normal person?

Story begins when the maiden leaves; the protagonist as a substitute is slandered by a malicious side character.

Mo Shiyu reads: 'You lost the maiden; you are turning dark, torment the substitute you brought! And stir him up…'

Shang Xun rubs his head, says: 'This, this is not good; such matters must be done with someone you love.'

Shang Xun and the recruited protagonist call each other brothers, warmly introduce jobs, and encourage him to repay debts with his own hands.

Mo Shiyu: ?

The plot progresses; Mo Shiyu uses tactics against the company, aiming to compete for overseas projects.

Mo Shiyu: You make a grand sweep and bankrupt the sibling company.

Shang Xun: Ah? Me? No, that's impossible.

Shang Xun and the rival company establish friendly relations, shake hands, and settle, becoming trending news.

Mo Shiyu: ??

Twist: The maiden returns, the protagonist stages a dramatic escape, crying: 'Since I'm just a substitute, I will never return.'

Mo Shiyu: 'You hurry to perform his escape, pursue him, he’s trapped with wings that can't fly, capture him back and lock him up.'

Shang Xun: 'But… this is illegal.'

Shang Xun lets the protagonist go; on returning, the protagonist becomes a multinational executive and thanks Shang Xun tearfully.

Protagonist: 'Your kindness, I will be grateful.'

Mo Shiyu, frustrated at the stagnant plot, says: 'The normal is over the top!'

He wonders when he can finish his mission; every unavoidable plot is evaded in a bizarre way by Shang Xun.

He must act: no matter what, he needs to make the node happen.

Plot: He plays the host's substitute, whispers in the CEO's ear: 'Act fast, we’re running out of time.'

Shang Xun: 'No, no—no suit, it's unsanitary; I will buy it now.'

Content tags: time-travel, immortal cultivation, exciting, growth, comedy, HE.

Annotation (Xie) daytime.

Slogan: 'Welcome to the Immortal Cultivation Kindergarten.'

Motto: 'Your destiny is yours, not the heavens.'