Hilarious Manager, Explodes in Popularity Through Military Training

Synopsis: [Next novel: "The CEO Picks Food, I Spin the Table" – The more the CEO's persona collapses, the more rewards!] One second, Xiao He was leading a team fighting zombies. The next second, she transmigrated. Here, there's no apocalypse, no zombies, the world is harmonious and beautiful, except her new identity is a bit of a letdown. As the last-ranked agent in the industry, her few artists were all as obscure as the bottom of a pot.

On her first day of work, she walked into the practice room to find her artists sprawled out like salted fish, playing on their phones. Xiao He thought: "These little salted fish would be zombie snacks." "Let's start with a simple 10-kilometer weighted run!" Everyone ignored her, continuing to slack off. Xiao He calmly opened her spatial storage. "To boost everyone's enthusiasm, I've found you a partner." Then, she threw out a 500-pound mutated rat from her space and calmly said, "Those who run too slowly will be eaten." The obscure artists: !!!

A week later, the obscure artists participated in the competition "Extreme Speed," completing a 10-kilometer cross-country run in 45 minutes, bravely winning first place and becoming an overnight sensation. During the post-race interview, a reporter asked, "Do you have any secrets?" The newly popular star burst into tears in front of the camera. "As long as you imagine a hamster taller than a person chasing you from behind, you can run faster than me." Audience: ?

Xiao He implemented military-style management for all her artists: drills, cross-country, special training, not one less. Soon after, during the filming of a horror movie, their performance of being chased by monsters was so profound it rivaled that of a movie emperor! Participating in "Wilderness Survival," they blended with the jungle so seamlessly that Tarzan himself would concede defeat, becoming a hit across the entire internet. ...As her artists successively became popular, Xiao He, as their agent, gradually entered the public's view.

A reporter asked, "Everyone says your artists are equally skilled in both academics and martial arts, and when they're on wirework, they seem to genuinely know qinggong (lightness skill). What are your thoughts on this?" Xiao He waved her hand. "Believe in science. How can there be such a thing as qinggong in this world?" The moment her words fell, she pushed off the ground, flew up to the second floor, and walked away. Reporter: !!! Audience: Holy moly!!!