How Could Such Trashy Character Settings Even Lead to a Harem Battle?!

#Not a unit story, comprehensive anime drama#

Jiang Jiu felt that since he was playing a game to experience a realistic life, he shouldn't make the character settings too perfect. So he set up three characters with flawed traits.

The first character is a Saniwa (sword master), a refined gentleman from a wuxia set who knows no martial arts, kind and gentle. Unfortunately, he possesses traits like [Gullibility], [Cowardice], and [Mediocre Ability]. When faced with conflicts between swords, he only acts as a peacemaker and is constantly played by the ancient swords.

The second character is a grumpy, gloomy man with 1000-degree myopia, impolite and uncultured, wanting to slash everything he sees. [Manic-depressive], [Madness], [Persecutory Delusions], [Poor Vision] – he embodies various shortcomings, thrown by the Jujutsu higher-ups into Tokyo Jujutsu High to ruin Gojo Satoru's students.

The third character is Shuichi Akai's (Okiya Subaru's) college classmate, highly intelligent and handsome, an excellent student liked by every teacher. Secretly, however, he is a [Control Freak] and [Obsessive-Compulsive] suffering from "top cancer" (a desire to be number one), and is also [Envious]. Both the FBI and Public Security deem him highly suspicious.

After creating these three characters, Jiang Jiu reflected that he might be a little perverted; his life simulation seemed to have turned into a patient simulation. Who knew that such trashy character settings would lead to a harem battle for him?!

The first character is not only [Cowardly], unable to refuse overly intimate behaviors, and tries his best to treat all swords fairly when they vie for affection, leaving the un-favored Tsukumogami (sword spirits) to secretly endure pain. Moreover, he is [Gullible], always believing Kashuu Kiyomitsu's sincere promise of "this is the last prank," and is constantly busy cleaning up after the ancient swords' malicious pranks.

Kashuu Kiyomitsu's expression is complex: My steel-forged conscience actually hurts a little...

Heshikiri Hasebe: I want to be Aruji's most trusted sword!

The second character, due to a Heavenly Restriction, is naturally [Weak-sighted]. Distant objects are merely blurry color blocks to him. Every movement is dangerous, and every shadow looks like a cursed spirit.

His companions reach a consensus: We must never approach him from behind, because only by seeing us from the front will he know that we will not point our weapons at him. When he hasn't recovered from his mad state after killing a cursed spirit, the best solution is a hug from his peers. Only after being restrained by a gentle and familiar touch does he realize the danger has vanished, and no one or cursed spirit will harm him now.

The third character suffers from "top cancer," always being overshadowed by Shuichi Akai (Okiya Subaru) under their mentor. The [Control Freak] cannot tolerate things out of his control. After careful observation, he has ample evidence that these research reports were not written by him! He should have questioned Shuichi Akai about academic fraud, but instead, he himself is monitored by the FBI and Public Security due to his suspicious behavior.

Shuichi Akai (in cat disguise): Is such flawless surveillance truly possible?!

The strongest worker (Tooru Amuro): Although he pretends not to stare at me, I know he's acting!

[Aside]

*Stubbornly put Touken Ranbu, an already niche topic, at the very beginning. If it becomes popular, maybe there will be new fan-made content?

*This novel will likely involve the Touken Ranbu Grand Invasion plot later on (striving to be the first person on Jinjiang to write about the Grand Invasion), but it will have personal settings.

*I'll try my best to ensure readers who haven't played the game can still enjoy it! The Jujutsu Kaisen part will begin after the first few chapters!

*Jiang Jiu will not transmigrate; this is just a game.

[Highlight] This novel is NOT a unit story; it's a comprehensive anime crossover. Crossover! Crossover! Crossover! The three settings are in the same world, mixed together, so it's impossible to define a single setting. From Chapter 36 onwards, the worlds begin to interact.

*About CP:

I want to mess with the men appearing in the synopsis (might not succeed). But Jinjiang doesn't allow multiple partners at once, so characters will break up. (This is the true meaning of a harem battle!) "This is just a game," so Jiang Jiu himself has no CP.

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Synopsis:

Why does someone have to be a worrywart older brother for three consecutive lives? And although the younger brothers are cute, they are not obedient at all.

The first time he was a big brother, he was born into the Uchiha clan, which revered strength, but was born with a disability and lacked power, causing him to be looked down upon. An idealistic person with little influence, living in the chaotic ninja world, lacking strength as a voice carries original sin. Fortunately, he has two powerful younger brothers who brave the storm with him, and he is willing to sacrifice everything for his beloved younger brothers.

The second time he was a big brother, among the bold and enthusiastic Senju clan, he was evaluated as a rare cruel and unrighteous person. A pair of unsympathetic, upturned eyes saw through the harsh ninja world where profit and oppression were the main themes. His clansmen thought he was a deep-minded egoist, but only his two younger brothers, regardless of outside gossip, steadfastly believed in him.

He will show his resolve to his younger brothers.

The third time he was a big brother, as the son of the head of a prestigious Konoha clan, he had no ideals, only wanted to lie flat, sponge off his parents, and live a happy life. He couldn't surpass others in talent, couldn't roll (compete) either. He wasn't the best but wasn't the worst, so what's wrong with choosing a free and easy life? Other people's opinions simply didn't matter! Except for being called a stupid big brother by his genius younger brothers, losing his brother's dignity (which never existed), it's truly sad.

But it doesn't matter. As a big brother who shamelessly sponges off his elders and will rely on his younger brothers in the future, of course he must generously forgive them!

In the world of ninjas, sorrow and despair permeate everything. Extreme love and hate are intertwined endlessly, and fate and reincarnation are eternal. Only brotherhood transcends death and shines forever, a redemption within reach. It's just that the younger brothers are too rebellious, breaking the big brother's heart repeatedly. The big brother can't help but sigh: Being a big brother in the ninja world is really too hard!

*No CP, Naruto brotherhood, that particular vibe, those who know, know.

The younger brothers are: Madara and Izuna, Hashirama and Tobirama, Itachi and Sasuke.

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Content Tags: Crossover, Jujutsu Kaisen, Detective Conan, Hidden Identity, Drama

Main Characters: Jiang Jiu

Side Characters: Sword Men, Jujutsu Kaisen Men, Conan Men, Kashuu Kiyomitsu, Heshikiri Hasebe, Fushiguro Megumi, Itadori Yuuji, Shuichi Akai, Furuya Rei

Others: Master and Swords, My Grumpy Cohort, That Stalker

A sentence summary: I seized the opportunity to build my career amidst a harem battle.

Concept: Human weaknesses are unavoidable; one must allow for imperfections.