How to Reasonably Deal 'Blades' Using Alt Accounts

Ye Yuejin was bound to a "Blade System," which, as the name suggests, was a system responsible for dealing "blades" (emotional pain) to collect the audience's suffering value. The system gave him several alternate accounts (alt accounts) to perform various melodramatic scripts in the anime world.

These scripts included, but were not limited to, misunderstandings like, "Because he never spoke up, others only realized their misunderstanding after his death and regretted it immensely," or "Because he couldn't express himself, he always subconsciously used disgust to convey affection, and the person he approved of never knew the truth until their death" – a series of painfully misunderstood melodramas.

Ye Yuejin: I know this! You can trust my acting! Full of confidence, he went to work.

Soon after, the system found that the suffering value wasn't increasing at all; instead, it was rapidly decreasing. The system quickly checked the data and returned with a bewildered expression: "Huh? Why are all these audience members saying it's so sweet and heartwarming??"

Ye Yuejin: ... Ye Yuejin nervously averted his gaze: "Maybe their customs are different from ours..."

A new member joined the Detective Agency, with snow-white hair, a disagreeable personality, a bad attitude towards everyone, and acted recklessly, relying on his father being the director of the Special Abilities Agency.

Ye Yuejin: This character isn't likable; this one's a sure hit! But the audience's comments were:

[Victory for white-haired character lovers! I could eat this little cat whole.] [I declare tsundere is the best! Hating everyone on the surface, but secretly helping others, thinking they've hidden it well, and then acting all blustery when caught – so cute, give me a dozen of these tsunderes!]

Ye Yuejin: ??? Wait? Where did I go wrong?

A Mafia group found a person in an abandoned laboratory, with red eyes like flowing blood. He couldn't express his emotions; he treated those he admired with disdainful words; attempts to show affection were met with mocking remarks.

Ye Yuejin: With this character, surely no one would actively seek to be scolded, right? Audience comments:

[Yes! That's the look, it's so satisfying.] [Oh my god, I'm melting! They want to express affection but always subconsciously mock, then secretly show that annoyed little expression. When they're struggling alone, they have no idea how cute they are!]

Ye Yuejin (like an old person on a subway looking at their phone): ...This isn't right, is it?? Crap, these people seem to have some strange preferences.

The Decay of Angels used a book to create a person but didn't set his personality. He went on strike all day, disliked Sigma who shared his origin, detested Fyodor who shared his personality, hated Gogol who pursued freedom like him – he hated himself even more; everything similar to him made him incredibly irritable.

Ye Yuejin changed his strategy: This time, I'll 'blade' myself! Audience comments:

[Looking at him after work every day, my mood suddenly improves.] [I thought he was going to start dealing blades, who knew it would get funnier and funnier?! The reasons behind his strike are extremely amusing!]

Ye Yuejin: ............

System: How's the mission going?

Ye Yuejin: Very well, the suffering value has already dropped to a negative number.

System: ???