Chapter 24 Chapter 24
◎Bifang Wakes Up (Part 2)◎
Bifang?
I've heard the name of this mythical beast in mythological stories for a long time. It seems to be very powerful.
Just as I was thinking about it, there was a sudden bang, and the top of the mountain seemed to be burning with a raging fire, burning half the sky red.
My goodness, is this the scene every time a demon god wakes up?
Yu Chongming immediately transformed into his original form: "Director, let's go."
"Huh? Where are you going?"
"Let's look at Bifang," Yu Chongming said anxiously. "The other demon gods must have gone over there too. If we don't control them, they'll burn the whole mountain down."
“…”
Wouldn’t I, an ordinary person, be burned if I went there?
Before Lian Jiu could say anything, Yu Chongming remembered that the director had lost his memory. He lowered his head, grabbed the director's collar, and lifted him up.
Lian Jiu: "? Wait a minute! I can walk by myself!"
She took out the painted horse from her pocket and got on the school bus temporarily. She was a little worried that Yu Chongming would throw her into the fire. She might hear him shouting for help and think that the principal was going to be reborn from the ashes.
At least you don't have to sit too close on the school bus.
The closer you get to the burning mountain, the more you can feel the heat coming towards you. The fire on the top of the mountain looks red from a distance, but when you look closely, it is a white mass in the middle, which is a bit dazzling.
Just as Yu Chongming said, Si Lan and Su Caifeng had already arrived. They were standing far away in the air and did not come closer. The two did not seem to be in a hurry.
To feel a little safer, Lian Jiu quietly opened the car window and asked softly, "Do you want to come in and wait?"
Si Lan: “…”
Su Caifeng: “?”
"Good idea." Su Caifeng flew in directly from the window.
Si Lan also came in from the door and sat down.
Lian Jiu asked, "Didn't you say you should control it?"
"It's not going to rain, we have to wait for Yinglong to arrive." Su Caifeng fanned himself with his hands, a little puzzled. "But this fire isn't as big as before."
This hill is almost burned down, isn't it?
Lian Jiu humbly asked, "What was the scene like before?"
"It's not that big." Su Caifeng thought for a moment, "There's not a single good blade of grass within a ten-mile radius."
"..." Lian Jiu was a little terrified, "So that's how you woke up too? Is there any place around you where people can live?"
"That's not the case. Only Bifang is like this. We all woke up in harmony."
"For example?"
"For example..." Su Caifeng touched his nose, "A heavy rain or a tsunami or something like that would only last a few hours. It wouldn't burn anyone anyway. But Bifang burned for three days and three nights."
Lian Jiu: "Do you have any misunderstandings about harmony?"
"It's okay." Su Caifeng looked at Si Lan, "When this came out, it snowed for a whole year."
A whole year? This is an unusual astronomical phenomenon.
Lian Jiu was a little confused: "You are divine beasts, demon gods, how come you were born with these?"
"The idea of God is just nonsense made up by humans." Su Caifeng waved his hand. "For people back then, whoever was powerful was a God. Humans were too ordinary, ordinary and suffering. They hoped that God could change their current situation, so naturally they gave us the title of _____."
Si Lan snorted lightly, showing great disdain for this.
Su Caifeng shrugged: "However, we actually appeared because of a strange phenomenon from the sky, accompanied by a disaster that is rare in the world. In fact, we are ferocious beasts."
Lian Jiu was stunned for a moment.
According to Pixiu, the situation was indeed not optimistic when these demon gods appeared.
Su Caifeng: "If we were conquered by humans at that time, or if we were unable to do anything during that disaster, then we wouldn't be gods now, but monsters or demons. Think about it, we couldn't even read when we were born, so how could we call ourselves gods?"
"To use today's words, it's called chuunibyou."
Lian Jiu chuckled: "So that's how it is."
"But you don't look like ferocious beasts at all, which is good."
Su Caifeng felt very comfortable with the compliment: "Yes, I think so too. I have always valued harmony, unlike some people... hehe."
At this moment, Si Lan was too lazy to pay attention to him. He kept his eyes fixed on the ball of white light in the wildfire and narrowed his eyes.
Suddenly, heavy rain fell from the sky, which made people tremble with fear.
At the same time, the fire on the mountain was gradually suppressed by the rain, and there seemed to be a dragon shadow hovering in the sky.
"Yinglong is here." Su Caifeng closed the leaky window, "We'll go out after the rain stops."
The torrential rain lasted for an hour before it stopped. Finally, the wildfire was reduced to a small cluster of flames on the top of the mountain. The top of the mountain was already scorched, and Lian Jiu felt a little heartbroken.
When Bifang's salary arrives, he will have to buy some turf himself to lay the groundwork, as it grows fast anyway.
After getting off the car and following a few demon gods towards the fire, Lian Jiu realized that it was not fire, but a bird wrapped in fire.
Looking through the seemingly transparent flame, one could see a blue figure on one leg.
Before I even got close, I heard a childish voice say angrily, "Why do you have to wait so long? You'll die if you come sooner!"
All the demon gods paused and stared at the bird inside with interest.
Su Caifeng poked his head out: "What did you say?"
The bird in the fire suppressed its anger and said, "Come here!"
Lian Jiu took a breath and said: He is quite violent.
Even more ferocious than Si Lan, who has the highest combat power.
But why does it sound like a child's voice?
Si Lan, who had been watching from the sidelines, stepped forward, reluctantly stretched out two fingers, grabbed the bird by the scruff of the neck, and lifted it out of the fire. He asked slowly, "Why won't you teach it a lesson?"
When Bifang heard this voice, his arrogance immediately subsided a lot: "God, please stop pulling, I feel uncomfortable."
Listen, even the demon gods call Si Lan "Lord God"!
Long Ying walked forward and leaned over to look at the much smaller Bifang: "What's going on? You can't even get out by yourself."
Si Lan put the bird down and lowered his eyes: "Not well yet?"
Bifang jumped on the ground twice: "Alright."
Su Caifeng: "Why does it look like this?"
Bifang glared at him: "You can't spit out money from your mouth, but you talk a lot of trash."
Then he groaned awkwardly, "I was injured quite badly at the time, so I transformed myself into a young child to save my life."
Su Caifeng gloated: "Oh~ infantilization~"
Bifang turned around and said to Si Lan viciously, "God, you should just eat him!"
Si Lan chuckled.
"The medicine beast hasn't come yet?" Bifang inspected the area. "Let her treat me for a few days..."
Suddenly, his eyes fell on Lian Jiu. His bird-like eyes widened and he jumped in front of Lian Jiu: "Who is this demon god? How come I have never seen him before? He is so beautiful."
As he spoke, he shook the hair on his head that seemed to have been singed by fire and said, "My name is Bifang. You can just call me Yuanqing. May I know your name?"
Lien Jiu: "..."
Bifang: "You may not know me very well, let me explain in more detail..."
Before he could finish his words, he was picked up. Si Lan smiled faintly and said, "The baby's hair hasn't grown in yet. Can't it be changed?"
Bifang shuddered and said, "It was just a joke."
"Don't joke about that. You have to call her Director Lian Jiu." Long Ying warned him in advance, "This is our Fuyu Mountain's great benefactor now. You should respect her from now on. She holds the power of life and death. Even Si Lan has to listen to her. Think carefully."
Bifang: “?!!”
Could it be that this pretty girl who looks so delicate and weak is so powerful and terrifying?
In Fuyu Mountain, Si Lan is the yardstick for measuring martial arts strength!
Bifang immediately became obedient: "Director Lian Jiu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was reckless."
Su Caifeng: "Don't try to fool the demons with those ancient words you learned from the human world."
Facing this stingy Pixiu that had snatched his food, Bifang was no longer so polite: "Can you please not talk about this for now? Quickly call the medicine beast."
"The medicine beast can't come for the time being." Si Lan flicked the hair on his head with his fingers, "But you can wait a few more days."
"Why?"
Si Lan said leisurely, "Because the mountain is recruiting veterinarians."
“?!”
Although it is an ancient mythical beast, there were veterinarians in ancient times. Didn’t they treat pigs and cows?
Bifang turned around and asked Long Ying, "Is he insulting me?"
"Maybe."
"Damn it."
I couldn’t beat him before, let alone my younger self now!
It sounds like Bifang is not feeling well, but it seems that the other demon gods don't seem too worried and are even joking around, so it shouldn't be serious.
But out of concern, Lian Jiu still asked: "Are you sick? Can you transform? I can take you out to see a doctor."
"It hurts, it hurts so much." Bifang fell to the ground, wailing, "I need a girl to hug me..."
Before he finished speaking, Bifang felt a chill on his back. He took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry, I'll change. I'm used to this habit."
"That's just the way he is," Yu Chongming whispered beside Lian Jiu. "He can't even walk when he sees a pretty girl. But don't worry, given your status, he wouldn't dare to do anything to you, and Lord Si Lan won't let him be rude."
In fact, Lian Jiu felt it was okay. She could tell that Bifang had no ill intentions, and Bifang's voice now was just like a little kid, so it was quite cute.
"So you can't transform?"
Si Lan: “Yes.”
Bifang lay on the ground and shook his head firmly: "No!"
Si Lan crossed his arms and smiled slightly: "I said, yes."
"..." Bifang almost spit out a mouthful of blood, a little overwhelmed, "How could you live in peace with him for so long!"
Yu Chongming couldn't help but say something good on behalf of the Divine Lord: "Actually, Divine Lord Si Lan is quite easy to talk to now."
"We are the same kind!" Bifang was heartbroken. "How could you betray me so quickly?"
Su Caifeng yawned and said, "Hurry up, we have to get up early for work tomorrow, it's time to go to bed now."
"What the hell is going to work?" Bifang stopped playing dirty and stood up muttering, "All of you turn around!"
No one paid any attention to him.
He gritted his teeth and felt that he had no demonic power at all. It was just that he woke up a few days late!
Others don’t turn, not even for a long time.
So, in front of everyone, Bifang transformed himself into a little boy, about five years old.
Everyone and the demon god: "???"
“!!!”
After a long silence, Su Caifeng burst into laughter, which was particularly unkind. He curiously pulled the hair of the young Bifang and said, "I was wondering why you were pulling for so long! It turns out that your hair hasn't even grown out yet, hahaha."
The other demon gods all laughed, and Si Lan also rarely showed a genuine smile.
Bifang squatted on the ground in shame, gritting his teeth and saying, "I really should burn you all to ashes."
After listening to this, Lian Jiu probably knew what they were laughing at. Bifang should have been an adult before, but due to an injury, he became a child and hasn't recovered yet. However, she had never seen what Bifang looked like when he grew up, so she thought it was okay and comforted him, "Actually, he's quite cute."
"Cute!" Bifang was heartbroken. "You actually said I was cute! Oh my God, the sky is falling."
As a handsome bird, the word "cute" should never appear on me!
"Shut up." Si Lan raised his hand, his fingertips glowing faintly, and tapped Bifang's brow. "If you're not dead, behave yourself. Go to work with Long Ying tomorrow."
Bifang was now quite confident: "Do you have any conscience? I'm still a child!"
Lian Jiu also said, "The human world doesn't employ child laborers."
"Really?" Si Lan was a little disappointed. "I don't expect him to do anything, just a little extra money a month."
“…”
Do you think of that salary as some kind of minimum living allowance?
"But it's not impossible." Long Ying said, "We demons are different from humans, and Bifang's situation is special. He's just a little small, so he can still go to work. After all, Si Lan is just a name there and has never been there."
Su Caifeng agreed: "That's right, if you can get it for free, then get it for free."
Lian Jiu's expression was complicated: "What kind of things have you learned online all day?"
"It's a popular term." Su Caifeng asked again, "But what can he do with the title? Come and dig the ground with me. The fire can burn weeds and other things. It's good and fast, and the fertilizer is also very rich."
Bifang: "? Can you please show some respect to my divine fire?"
"No." He was very firm. "I won't go out to see the monster until the medicine beast comes back!"
Su Caifeng thought for a moment, took out his mobile phone, opened the short video software, searched for a few keywords, and then handed it to Bifang.
The screen is full of beautiful girls' cross-dressing collections.
Bifang suddenly stood up and said awkwardly, "Of course, it's not impossible to discuss it."
"What is this? Give it to me!"
Seeing this, several demon gods couldn't bear to look at it.
"It's okay, then go back and rest." Long Ying looked at Lian Jiu, "By the way, how are you thinking about the retest?"
Lian Jiu looked at Bifang and thought for a moment. Although it had the body of a child, its cognition, judgment and self-control were those of an adult demon.
Her eyes lit up: "Maybe Bifang can help."
He added, "It also allows him to learn basic cognition with older children."
Several demon gods thought the same and quickly reached a consensus.
Bifang, who was holding the mobile phone, did not realize the seriousness of the matter.
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The next day, Bifang went to school happily: Beautiful sister!
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