Chapter 25 Chapter 25
◎The first batch of vegetables is ripe!◎
The next morning, Bifang squatted at the entrance of the kindergarten early in the morning because Su Caifeng said the night before that if he wanted to see the people on his phone, he had to come here first.
Bifang looked around, but didn't see any beautiful girl in cross-dressing at all.
"Si Lan, is that stingy thing mine?"
Si Lan ignored him and walked straight towards the cafeteria. The students had not arrived yet and it was breakfast time for the faculty and staff. He could eat two eggs now!
Bifang followed closely behind and sniffed: "What a nice smell! What's that?"
"I steamed buns today."
Hearing this familiar and gentle voice, Bifang's eyes lit up slightly, and he turned around and jumped back: "Director Lian Jiu!"
When Lian Jiu heard his childish voice, he subconsciously treated him as a child: "Good morning."
Bifang tutted his words twice: "Director Lian Jiu is truly the most unique demon god I have ever seen. He is handsome and has a good temper."
Si Lan kicked him from behind: "Don't block other people's way."
“There’s no one here…”
Bifang muttered as he followed her into the cafeteria, his beak suddenly opening wide: "What are these things?"
"Wow, the fire is coming out of this pipe by itself!"
"What's this big cabinet for? Isn't it made of wood?"
"Oh my god, there's still cold air in there."
"What's this roof? It glows in broad daylight? Is it some kind of witchcraft?"
They were chirping around in the cafeteria, curious about everything, but the noise was so loud that it hurt my ears.
Si Lan didn't even turn around: "Yu Chongming, take him out and teach him a lesson."
Everyone was afraid of Si Lan, but not Bi Fang. In the past, Bi Fang was a noisy and somewhat erratic person, but he played quite well with other demon gods.
Yu Chongming was very patient with his peers and brought two buns. "Come, let's sit at the same table. I'll explain it to you slowly."
Originally, Lian Jiu wanted to ask Bifang to go out with him for the re-examination, but now seeing Bifang's childish temper, he was a little unsure.
She asked, "Si Lan, will you turn into a child?"
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Lian Jiu: "During the re-examination, I plan to have those interviewed try out classroom simulations and handle some emergencies, but I definitely won't let our children do experiments."
"So you want Bifang to go."
"Yeah." Lian Jiu lowered his voice, "But in his current state, he's actually no different from a little monster. I don't know how long it will take him to learn."
Si Lan did not deny this: "He knows it well."
"Hmm?" Lian Jiu tried to understand what he meant. "Does that mean I can take it out?"
"Yes." The Divine Lord with the highest martial power was extremely confident, "As long as I am here."
Lian Jiu couldn't help but clap silently and gave him an extra boiled egg: "Come on, you've worked hard."
After breakfast, Bifang was still walking around curiously. Although he had a general understanding of the current world from Yu Chongming, it was completely different from what he saw with his own eyes. No wonder Long Ying had talked to him earnestly for the whole night last night.
If today's society is really as good as the dragon said, then you can indeed go out and see more.
At this time, there was a commotion outside. Bifang was small now, so he kept stretching his neck to look.
It turned out that the children were coming to school with their little rag bags on their backs...
Wait?! What is that? A painted horse?!
Bifang flew over curiously, intending to climb onto the car, but was stopped by a pair of wings. A little peacock said seriously, "Class is about to start. Where are you going?"
Bifang didn't bother with the kid: "I'll go up and take a look."
"No," said the little peacock spirit, "The school bus driver has to go pick up the big demons for work. You can't disturb him."
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"Class is about to start. Which class are you from?" Kong Xinxin, striving to be the most sensible and obedient child in the kindergarten, wanted to be in charge of everything. "I've never seen you before. You only have one foot? Is it injured?"
The other children gathered around him as soon as they heard it: "Are you hurt?"
"Yes, yes, look, he only has one leg, and the hair on his head was burned by the fire. He looks dirty."
"Don't call other kids dirty."
"Fish, come here!"
The little carp spirit came forward with his basin of water, stood on tiptoe, scooped up some water, and sprinkled it all over Bifang's head. He also stretched out his hand to rub his hair: "Fish, wash it."
“???!!!”
Bifang's face flushed red, and he hurriedly took several steps back, raising his wings to protect the fur on his head: "You cubs, you are simply, simply outrageous!"
The little white tiger said kindly: "Don't be afraid, we will help you wash clean, otherwise you can't go to bed for a nap."
Bifang gritted his teeth and said, "I'm clean!"
"No, no, no." Kong Xinxin said disapprovingly, "You're still playing with fire."
Now they all go to school by school bus without their parents, so the little monsters naturally don’t know who this is. When the teachers finished counting the monsters and turned back, the little monsters had already lowered their heads to see why Yuanqing Shenjun had only one foot.
"We learned about medicine yesterday." Little Leopard said seriously, "I'll come and see you later!"
Surrounded by a group of children, Bifang was about to collapse: "I'm not sick!"
The children didn't believe it: "Look, you don't even change into a human form, you must be the smallest monster."
Just because he didn’t want to become a child and be laughed at, Bifang: “…”
In order to prove himself, he immediately turned into a child and stood among the group of monsters, and now he was even more integrated into them.
Kong Xinxin sighed worriedly: "Didn't you eat well? You're not tall."
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I'm being infantilized!
"Eat more." said the little white tiger.
"But the teacher doesn't allow us to eat too much."
"Then we can hide some and feed it to him secretly."
“…”
Bifang's eyes turned red and he almost spit fire on the spot. The ahoge on his head was smoking faintly, and several teachers were terrified.
Fortunately, Lian Jiu came over at this time: "Good morning, kids, it's time for class, go to your classes~".
"Okay!" The little monsters immediately stood up and lined up. "Good morning, Teacher Jiujiu. Goodbye, Teacher Jiujiu."
Bifang stood in the middle, his face ashen, looking out of place.
The righteous Kong Xinxin reached out and grabbed the disobedient child's clothes: "You have to say good morning to the teacher!"
Lian Jiu, who had been observing the situation, suppressed his laughter when he saw this: "This is our new kid. He's a little shy right now, but he'll be fine in a while. Let the other kids go first."
"good!"
After the little monsters returned to their class, Bi Fang screamed in frustration: "Ahhhhh my lifelong reputation! These little bastards are too lawless!"
Lian Jiu: "Aren't they quite friendly to you?"
"Do I need their friendship?! I'm a demon god!"
"Hmmmm."
It looks very perfunctory at first glance!
Before Bifang could say anything, he saw Si Lan slowly walking out of the cafeteria holding an egg. He glanced at him casually: "..."
"Forget it, I won't argue with a kid." Bifang turned his head and said, "Didn't you say you would take me out to meet those people? Let's go."
Lian Jiu smiled softly: "Follow me."
Two minutes later, Bifang was brought to the senior class. All the children looked at him curiously, including those who said he was short and sick.
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Lian Jiu: "First, study with the kids for two days."
Although the man before him was Lian Jiu, to whom all the demon gods were grateful, and who was also very handsome, Bifang still couldn't stand it and clung to the door frame, refusing to let go. "Are you crazy or am I? Do you know how old I am?"
He doesn't want to enter a room that smells like milk!
Lian Jiu thought for a moment and said, "Five years old, no more."
Bifang felt like he was going crazy.
The children looked at him with sympathy: "It's just like when we didn't want to come to kindergarten before."
Kong Xinxin stood up and said loudly, "Don't be afraid, the food in kindergarten is delicious! You will be happy!"
Who the hell is scared!
Bifang's expression was grim: "Why should I learn from a bunch of brats?"
Si Lan had been there for who knows how long, watching the show from the back. Suddenly, he interrupted, "You don't know as much as they do."
“Who said that!”
Si Lan knocked on the door, took a piece of paper from the teacher beside him, pointed at something on it and asked, "What is this?"
Bifang looked at it and saw all sorts of colorful things: "How would I know, a big plate?"
Si Lan showed the paper to the children, and the little monsters lined up neatly: "Traffic light! Obey traffic rules!"
Bifang: “……?”
Damn, what lamp are you talking about?
Putting the paper away, Si Lan said calmly, "Let go."
"I……"
"If you don't study hard these two days, you won't be able to go to the human world." Lian Jiu said, "and you won't be able to see the people that the Pixiu showed you."
"Ahhhh you guys are crazy!"
Bullying a demon that just woke up, does that mean you have demonic nature?
Si Lan stared at him silently, then placed his fingertips on his hand that was holding the door frame: "Keep your voice down, don't disturb the other children in class."
Lian Jiu was also a little worried: "Our new school hasn't been repaired yet. This door is not very sturdy and is a bit light. It will be difficult to repair if it breaks."
grass.
In the end, Bifang was pressed into the middle of a group of children, and was reminded by the children around him that because of the live broadcast, he could not change back to his original form in front of the camera.
Bifang had a strand of hair curled up on his head and said listlessly, "Oh."
"What's your name?"
"Yuan Qing."
The fact was already like this, and Si Lan was still watching from the side. Yuan Qing had no room to resist at all, unless he wanted to get out and be eaten by the stinky hound.
But after the class started, Bifang's thoughts were completely distracted.
He has never seen these things!
When I see a picture of something, I can't help but ask the kids next to me: "What is this? What is that?"
"Why do you still play this kind of board? I want to play it too!"
"How do you spell that thing? Show me!"
The demon is thousands of years old, yet he looks totally at home among a group of little monsters.
Today, the commentator also discovered a new kid. This kid looks prettier than the other kids, and his eyes are even slightly red! This is too amazing! What kind of bloodline is this?
Especially the ahoge on the top of the head, which sways back and forth, is so cute.
What kind of demon is this kid portraying? Why haven't I seen it before?
[He sounds fluent! He seems more sensible than the other kids, but he just doesn't know much.]
[The way they eat, there are two different types of people in the same kindergarten. It's hilarious. Look at the other kids' stunned expressions.]
By lunchtime, the kids were truly stunned.
I originally thought that the way I ate was ugly enough, but after being corrected by the teacher, I realized that there are little monsters who eat so unruly.
But Yuan Qing was not unruly at all. He had been sleeping for too long and became excited when he smelled human food.
Especially since the dishes nowadays have a lot more ingredients than in ancient times and taste even better, he naturally couldn't resist.
"Don't be impatient, you'll eat Yue later." Kong Xinxin handed over the spoon, "Eat it with this, but you can't eat this."
Yuan Qing buried his head: "Thank you, that thing is too slow."
[Haha ...
[I've been hungry for several lifetimes. This is so pitiful and funny.]
[He must be really hungry, seeing how skinny and small he is.]
The little white tiger was worried about the new kid who was short and had poor food, so he offered his last half bowl of rice: "This is for you!"
The other children followed suit: "Yes, yes, yes, we can have ours too!"
"No." Lian Jiu walked over, "Eat your own food. Yuan Qing can't eat too much, or your stomach will hurt. Did you forget to eat slowly?"
Fang slowly covered his stomach: "Yes, eat less and be obedient."
Yuan Qing was very disdainful: "I won't feel any pain!"
"You will." Lian Jiu said with a hint of meaning, "Teacher Si Lan is obedient, so why don't you obey?"
Si Lan???
Oh yes, Long Ying meant that Si Lan had to listen to Director Lian Jiu. This world is so magical.
After dinner, it was time for a nap. Yuan Qing, who was experiencing something new for the first time, couldn't sleep at all. He tossed and turned in his little bed, talking to the little monster beside him: "Hey, little turtle, don't sleep anymore, talk to me."
Fang slowly mumbled, "What?"
"Tell me what you have learned."
"I've learned so much," the little turtle said slowly. "Police, TV, cars..."
"Alright, alright." Yuan Qing was getting anxious to death after hearing him say that. "Go to sleep."
After that, he went to harass the little white tiger again: "Little white cat, you say."
Bai Chuan snorted: "I am a tiger, not a cat."
"Ahem." The teacher's assistant, Kong Xinxin, pretended to be serious. "You kids, stop talking! Go to sleep."
"Little Peacock, don't sleep anymore. Come and chat with me for a while."
[Hahahahahahahahaha, this new kid is really naughty, trying to recruit others. ]
The children were very immersed in the play and could accurately call out the animal settings of each child.
【So what kind of monster is this new baby? 】
[Xinxin: This kid is not a good kid at all, and he's trying to drag me down with him!]
Kong Xinxin did feel that the new student was not well-behaved, but she could understand it, after all, it was the first day of school!
So she lifted the quilt and walked to the new classmate, patting his quilt: "Go to sleep, go to sleep, we still have to play in the afternoon."
"What are you playing?"
"Let's go play in the mountains." Kong Xinxin said, "There are a lot of adults watching us. They all know you're not behaving well."
"grown ups??"
In order to let the children sleep well, basically only the childcare teachers are left here, and they all sit far away and do not disturb them. The few children speak in a low voice.
Yuan Qing was puzzled: Where did this adult come from?
"Don't you know?" Kong Xinxin said, "We are from the senior class and will broadcast live to the public."
She pointed to the cell phone placed by Yu Zhongming not far away and said, "This is it. People can see us through this. So you are a child who can be seen by others."
Yuan Qing, who had been taught by Long Ying for a whole night, knew that the demon world was gradually moving closer to the human world. Teacher Lian Jiu was doing this, but he didn't expect that someone could see him through this thing.
He immediately became interested: "Go to sleep."
Kong Xinxin thought he was obedient, so she went back to her bed and went to sleep without any worries.
But unexpectedly, after the children fell asleep, Yuan Qing got up by himself and approached the phone with a clear purpose.
He knew it yesterday! This thing can see so many beautiful girls!
Of course the nursery teacher saw his actions, but because everyone knew that this was Yuan Qing Shenjun, not an ordinary child, she didn't know whether to do anything about it for a moment.
Yuan Qing gestured to them to stop and walked to his cell phone.
Yu Chongming put his mobile phone here to broadcast live at this time, and went out so as not to disturb the children.
Yuan Qing walked to the phone, and since he was not tall enough, he brought a stool and sat on it.
Then I saw the picture of the children sleeping and the dense barrage of comments on my phone.
Fortunately, these words are still easy for humans to recognize now.
[Did that cute kid come to check his phone? Look at auntie!]
[The kid probably can't read yet, what a pity. 】
Yuan Qing looked at the sliding screen and said proudly, "I can read."
【???】
[What the hell? You can understand so many words?]
Yuan Qing sat down leisurely: "I can understand it. It would be even better if you could type in traditional Chinese."
[What kind of genius is this? What's your name, baby? How old are you? You speak so clearly.]
"Yuan Qing." Yuan Qing thought of Lian Jiu's judgment of him and snorted, "Five years old."
[A five-year-old who can understand so many words? A child prodigy?]
Yuan Qing did not answer this, but asked: "What is this live broadcast? What is it used for?"
Several nursery teachers felt that this might not work, so they quickly sent one of them to report to the headmaster Lian Jiu.
Lian Jiu never thought that Bifang would cause trouble for him during his nap. When he rushed to the classroom, Bifang was already there, calling out sweetly, "Thank you, Sister Aizi, for the ten airplanes. I love you."
"What kind of demon am I? I'm a bird demon, right?" Bifang held his face in his hands. "The kind that flies around."
"Are there any airplanes? They look so pretty! I can imitate bird calls for you."
"Like children? I am a child, am I not cute, auntie?"
“Thank you Auntie for the plane!”
"Everything is pretty good in the mountains, except for the teacher named Si Lan who is really fierce."
"I'm not that fierce. He can't beat me. I'm very strong."
"Yes, I want to be the most awesome kid in kindergarten!"
"Thanks for the encouragement, Airplane~ I will try my best to defeat him!"
All the people and monsters who saw this scene: "..."
Lian Jiu took a deep breath and walked over: "Yuan Qing."
Yuan Qing looked particularly innocent: "Oh, the head teacher is here."
"Teacher Si Lan is here too..." He trailed off, and very consciously prepared to climb down from the stool, not forgetting to say hello to the barrage, "I'll be leaving first."
[Don't go, don't go! Let's talk more! Auntie will give you a plane!]
"Thank you, Auntie." Yuan Qing readily agreed, "But the kids need to go to bed."
[You're still thinking about sleeping?!]
【This little thing is so clever. 】
Jumping off the stool, Yuan Qing raised his eyebrows at Lian Jiu and stuck out his tongue: "I'm sleeping, Headmaster!"
Fearing that Si Lan would drag him out and give him a beating, Yuan Qing could not wait to run to his own little bed. This time, without being told, he pulled the quilt over him, closed his eyes, and fell asleep very peacefully.
It was difficult to say anything to him in the live broadcast room for a long time, but when he walked to his phone, he saw that the income from today's live broadcast had skyrocketed.
It seems that he was the one calling her "Auntie" all the time.
And now netizens on the barrage are reluctant to see him go and want to continue chatting with him.
Thinking of how Yuan Qing couldn't walk when he saw the pretty girl, and how he is now making netizens happy, Lian Jiu has already imagined what kind of person this demon god was in the past.
Faced with numerous comments requesting an encore, Lian Jiu said helplessly: "These are the new kids in our kindergarten. It's time for them to go to bed."
[This child is so smart! How come he knows so many words?]
[Yes, yes, yes. He speaks very clearly, sometimes like a little adult.]
Lian Jiu covered his conscience: "Maybe it's because he is indeed a child prodigy."
[Can you please let him talk to us more often in the future? He's so cute, hahaha.]
Lian Jiu thought, with the way he tries to deceive people, he might even make you lose all your money.
Isn’t this really something we learned from Pixiu?
The day's classes ended and the live broadcast also ended.
When Yuan Qing said goodbye with a smile, many people gave gifts.
Turning off the phone, Yuan Qing rubbed his face and said, "These people are so weird. They actually like children."
Lian Jiu: "Don't you dislike being a child?"
"I can't help it. They're offering too much." Yuan Qing sat down, exhausted after a long day of playing the kid. "I heard an airplane is worth five hundred dollars in today's money. I think I'm perfect for this. Aren't we short of money?"
"You're truly a marketing genius." Lian Jiu also discovered that he was particularly adept at understanding netizens' psychology. "I'd be sorry if you didn't become a live-streamer selling products."
“What is a live streamer?”
“It’s like our live streaming, but you can sell things in the live streaming room to netizens.”
"Do we have anything to sell?" Yuan Qing asked enthusiastically. "I think this era is particularly interesting."
Lian Jiu turned his head to the other side, especially the dark mountaintop that had been burned when he woke up. "Do you think we have anything to sell here?"
"..." Yuan Qing sat on the ground and wailed, "It's miserable, so miserable."
At this moment, a shadow suddenly flew over from the sky.
Looking closely, I saw that it was Pixiu holding something. From a distance, I could hear him shouting, "Director! The baby is born!"
Yuan Qing turned to look at Lian Jiu in shock: "You had a child with that stingy guy?!"
"I can't follow anyone but him!" Yuan Qing lamented, "I can't even make a penny. I'm worse than that violent lunatic. At least he has money."
Lien Jiu: "..."
Si Lan couldn't stand it anymore and kicked him out.
Su Caifeng flew closer at this time and placed a large green basket on the ground.
Lian Jiu's eyes lit up: "Are the vegetables cooked?"
"Yes! The first batch is ripe!" Su Caifeng was so excited that he stomped on the ground a few times. Yuan Qing, who had just flown out and back, stuck his head out, but was kicked out again by him.
Yuan Qing: "Ahhhhh I fucked you guys!!!"
No demon god paid any attention to him. They all looked at the vegetables in the basket. Su Caifeng said, "Look quickly, I only brought a little. There's still a lot in the shed!"
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