He Yi raised his hand and rubbed his forehead with his thumb: Ah, this damn desire to win.
He glanced at the "happy fat" of the fat white male insect, retracted his gaze, and said in a steady voice: "Tsk, your fat body will probably make it difficult for your female servant to breathe?"
"Your female servant doesn't mind this, it's really... a love that makes insects jealous."
The fat white male insect didn't know which sore spot was poked and trembled with anger. He put down his crossed legs and stood up in a flash, and the fat on his belly tap danced.
"You...you bad insect! When my female servant comes out later, she will definitely give you a good beating!"
He Yi shrugged: God is my conscience, he really is just envious from the bottom of his heart. He glanced at the square handkerchief with cake crumbs in his hand, and sighed with regret: Alas, he didn't even have time to show off the gift made by his dear wife, why did the other party get so angry?
Seeing He Yi buried his head in silence, the fat male insect became more excited and continued to threaten: "Just wait for me!"
"This big brother, intentionally harming a male insect is a felony." He Yi rolled his eyes elegantly.
Young insects, no martial ethics. Even he dared to provoke his master He, he was simply ignorant of the world.
"Tsk, it's his honor to go to jail for me!" The fat male insect raised his proud chin and looked down at the insect who dared to offend him. He was a high-level male insect who had just been upgraded to S-level, while the male insect in front of him was obviously a stranger, and of course his level was lower than his.
The poor white fat male insect was lucky enough to be upgraded to S-level because he survived from over-cracking crystals. He missed the news of He Yi's return while recuperating at home. At this time, he didn't know that the male insect he despised was more noble than him.
After listening to the white fat male insect's words, He Yi stood up and chose a chair farther away to sit down, and said word by word: "You are such a scum."
Cherish life and stay away from scum.
The white pan male insect turned his back angrily, and the two insects didn't talk to each other anymore.
...
Forty-five star minutes after the comparison show of the female servants.
A beautiful sub-female walked in and bowed slightly to the fat white male insect, "Your Highness Capet, excuse me, your female servant refused the tolerance threshold test, do you think it is necessary to enforce it?"
The fat white male insect scratched the back of his head and said in a low voice, "If he doesn't want to, forget it." While speaking, he intentionally or unintentionally glanced in the direction of He Yi, as if afraid that he would hear it. The
sub-female looked embarrassed and lowered her voice, "But, he still refused..."
As she was speaking, a female insect in military uniform walked in from the door, with red hair and red eyes, and beautiful eyebrows and eyes, she was indeed a beautiful insect.
After stepping into the room, Mei Chong paused slightly and walked straight towards He Yi, "I guess you are Mr. He Yi who has been in the limelight recently?"
He Yi looked at him more because of the military uniform and nodded politely.
After staring at He Yi for a few seconds, Mei Chong gave an extremely charming and seductive smile, and said with a complicated expression: "I thought that Admiral Zhao, the beauty of a mountain range, would fall in love with some peerless insect, but it turns out that he only looks at the face."
He Yi felt uncomfortable being stared at, raised his hand and touched the tip of his nose with his index finger, and asked angrily: "Do you know Zhao? May I ask who you are?"
"Lan! What's the matter? You are so hungry to flirt with other insects in front of me. Can't stand it?" The fat white male insect ran over and grabbed Mei Chong's wrist, breathing heavily.
"What, do you care about me?" Mei Chong smiled evilly.
The fat male insect's subordinate dragged the beautiful insect to the side, his eyes red with anger, "This is the first time I've seen a female insect as bad as you!"
"Really? I haven't seen many male insects as bad as you, Your Highness Capet." The beautiful insect tugged at her wrist, which was being pulled tightly, and retorted.
The fat male insect Capet closed his eyes, raised his sleeves and wiped away the big tears on his face. He put his hands behind his back, raised his chin, turned around and shouted to the female waiter: "I want to teach you a lesson!!"
"Right away! Immediately!"
"Today I want to see whether it is you, Lieutenant General Lan, who is stubborn or the whip here is stubborn!"
Lan did not comment.
Crack! The long whip cut through the air.
Capet took out a long whip with sharp barbs made of soft steel from the display cabinet and hit the ground fiercely:
"Kneel down!"
Lan was as still as a mountain, and said lightly, "You hit me to my knees today, I lose."
He Yi, who was forced to watch a love-hate drama, touched his chin: Sure enough, this bug, the more it lacks something, the more it wants to show off. Look, it's obviously a state of emotional breakdown and tension, but it is forced to show off a sweet and warm look of good years.
He silently took a step back, trying to reduce his presence. It's better not to mix in other bugs' private affairs, otherwise both sides will be embarrassed.
Crack!
This whip hit the ground again.
He Yi turned his back, raised his ears and counted: one whip, two whips, three whips... nine whips... He was very surprised. From the sound, the male insect named Capet might have Parkinson's disease? His hands were shaking so much that every whip hit the ground, and he didn't even touch the female insect's hair.
At this time, the door of the lounge was pushed open. Two more insects came in. They were Admiral Zhao and the staff of the testing center.
He Yi turned around and asked in surprise: "Are you done with the inspection?"
"Ah Zhao, where are your clothes?!"
He walked over, frowned and looked at the upper body of the female insect without any clothes covering it, unbuttoned his long windbreaker jacket and put it on the other party, and then clenched it. It's really troublesome. He became naughty after not seeing her for a while, and he didn't know how to take care of himself.
Zhao clutched his coat tightly, and his knuckles turned white.
The male lord was about to start punishing him. He was not afraid of pain or injury, quite the opposite, he had suffered countless injuries on the battlefield, and had been on the brink of life and death countless times. But when he thought that he was being punished for displeasing the male lord, he felt extremely heartbroken.
He took a deep breath, and felt the sweet and strong smell of male insect pheromones on his coat.
Yes, the male lord still loved him.
At least he gave him the coat to cover himself for his dignity, and did not embarrass him in public places like the street or the mall. He should be content.
He lowered his head and blinked away the mist in his eyes.
Then he knelt down slowly: "My lord."
Seeing the female insect kneeling down obediently, the female insect instructor who came in with Zhao bowed to He Yi and asked: "Your Excellency He Yi, the basic inspection has been completed. Now it is time to teach the rules. You can choose the whip you want. Will you whip yourself later, or will I do it for you?"
This long string of information exploded in He Yi's ears like a landmine. He was stunned and hadn't recovered from the huge shock yet when the voice of Lieutenant General Lan was heard, "Admiral Zhao, is this the good, heroic lord you have carefully selected after sixty-eight years of chastity?"
Zhao raised his head and looked in the direction of the voice, "Lan? Why are you here?"
"Why, this is not your private planet, and you are allowed to stay here, but I am not allowed?!" Lieutenant General Lan, who had been so domineering when facing Capet just now, now turned into a cat whose tail was stepped on.
Seeing that "Lan's cat" was about to get angry, Zhao hurriedly stroked him. He shook his head and said softly: "You are still so easily irritated. Don't be so stubborn after you marry a bug. Be a little softer."
The forced match cannot be changed. His Highness Capet has the final say on how Lan lives in the future. Now he is relying on His Highness the male bug's preferences to act recklessly, and in the future he will eventually...
After hearing the words of advice, Lieutenant General Lan was not stroked, as if he was an enraged giant mutant long-tailed bee, which would bite any bug he saw.
"What qualifications do you have to teach me? You, an S-rank female insect, can clearly escape the fate of being forced to match, but you chose to go into the arms of a male insect, you super stupid insect!"
"Now look, you are still kneeling here and letting the male insect trample on you at will? I am ashamed for you!"
His eyes were blazing with anger, "And you, Capet, if you have the guts, beat me to death here! We agreed on a six-month period to part ways amicably, didn't I serve you well in that six months? Why do you have to tie me down with marriage so that you can torture me every day?"
The whip in Capet's hand trembled and fell to the ground again.
Lan lifted his eyelids mockingly, turned his head and glared at He Yi, "Oh, Your Excellency He Yi, are you very proud? Admiral Zhao, this silly bug, holds a hot heart and comes to his feet to lick it wildly. It tastes good, right?"
He Yi, who finally understood the situation, leaned over to help the female bug on the ground, half-covered the female bug's waist, licked his dry lips, and smiled brightly:
"The taste... is indeed very good."
Like a lustful villain.
Lan was like a punctured balloon, and he was deflated all of a sudden. Yes, what can he do? He couldn't save himself, but he still wanted to save Admiral Zhao, who was superior to him in both ability and IQ. He
really overestimated his own abilities.
It's a matter of one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten. His intervention will not only fail to solve the problem, but will only make Admiral Zhao suffer more.
But he is unwilling to accept it. Why is the Insect God so unfair! He admitted that he was wrong, but what did Admiral Zhao do wrong? Did he sacrifice his life for the empire? Or did he work hard for the insect people? In the end, he was humiliated by a damn male insect who came out of nowhere!
His idol, his lifelong pursuit, his best friend. In front of him...
As soon as he saw the female military officer's expression, he knew that she must have misunderstood something. He Yi explained:
"Lieutenant General Lan, you misunderstood. I have no intention of trampling on or insulting Zhao."
"I came with him this time to protect him. I was worried that he would be bullied as a bug."
"After all--" His gentle voice paused, and he chuckled and stroked the female bug admiral's short golden hair with a warm smile, "He is indeed stupid."
Lan: "..." So, he was wrong?
Zhao: "..." I'm not stupid.
Capet: "..." Is this a bowl of dog food?
After clearing up the misunderstanding, He Yi turned his gaze to the stunned female insect instructor, "Excuse me, can this part of the teaching rules be removed? I ask as the male leader." In the insect planet where males are the king, the male insect's wishes will definitely prevail, not to mention a rare, pure and natural high-level male insect.
"Yes, yes." The female insect instructor nodded mechanically: "You have the final say."
"Is today's physical examination over?" He Yi asked.
"Ah? There is one last item, the pregnancy test." The female insect instructor replied, "This is very quick and won't waste time."
He Yi took Ah Zhao's slightly wet insect claws and shook them gently, motioning the female insect instructor to lead the way, "Let's go, let's do this test as well."
He turned his head and glanced at the two happy enemies behind him who were dumbfounded, "Lieutenant General Lan, Your Excellency Capet, excuse me for a moment."
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