Ding~ Your friend request has been rejected by the other party.
He Yi turned over, slightly tilted his head and turned on the light computer on his left wrist to check. He had just applied to add their communication codes one by one according to the list of A-level male insects on the insect star left by President Howard.
Unexpectedly, there was still an insect that refused to add him as a friend. He frowned and stared at the text message that rejected the friend request, and asked in confusion: "Phoebe?"
Zhao was stunned for a moment, "Is it Her Highness Phoebe?"
"Why? Do you know her?" A hint of doubt appeared on He Yi's face. He turned over and lay flat in an instant, raised his eyes and looked at the female insect's smooth and white chin above his head and asked.
"I know him. He's the male insect who secretly photographed us in the hospital yesterday. He really doesn't make many male friends." Zhao's eyes met the male insect's tender and burning gaze, and his straight back stiffened slightly. "
That baby-faced guy? You have a good relationship, huh? Do you know him so well?" He Yi's expression became subtle. The female insect had just evolved successfully yesterday, and then was busy with a series of inspections. After confirming that the secretly photographed photos had been deleted, they didn't pay much attention to the baby-faced guy. Now listening to the female insect's tone, it seems like an old acquaintance.
Xiaoyi, who had been quiet all the time, flashed to the side of the sofa and took the opportunity to accuse him:
[Master, master, this kind of female insect who is fickle and two-timing is not good. Xiaoyi only has you as her master, but he knows another male insect! 】
"I don't know, I don't know. He is the hero of Staff Officer Ze." Admiral Zhao thought of 108 ways to take Xiao Yi off the oil pan, shaking his head like a rattle.
"He looks quite young, but he is already a female insect." He Yi stroked his chin and sighed.
"Not young anymore, Her Highness Phoebe is already over a hundred years old."
Before He Yi could say anything, Xiao Yi started to criticize again:
[Yes, Her Highness Phoebe is not young anymore, and you, a female insect, are not young either, you are 68 years old! ]
[Master, you are less than 25 years old and marrying this old female insect is really a waste of nature! Divorce him! Divorce him! Divorce——]
The noisy voice stopped abruptly.
Zhao calmly withdrew his hand that had just pressed the robot's power button, but his eyes stayed on the male insect's face, afraid of seeing a look of dissatisfaction.
He was impulsive just now.
He shouldn't be so presumptuous. Even if the male master always treats him kindly, he shouldn't be arrogant. He should know that when the male insect treats you well, you should be more careful in your words and actions, otherwise when the passion fades, the many past transgressions will only cause the male insect to hate you more.
He did know it, but his actions were faster than his brain and he did something stupid.
His rosy face gradually turned pale.
He Yi saw panic in the female insect's slightly drooping blue eyes, and quickly turned over, holding her cheeks with both hands and comforting her softly: "What's wrong? Don't listen to Xiaoyi's nonsense. You are so young and so outstanding. It is my blessing to marry you in eight lifetimes."
This is indeed the case. The average life expectancy of insects is generally high. The life expectancy of insects of level A can reach 500 years, and that of insects of level S can reach 1,000 years. In the long millennium, an age of less than 100 years can be considered very young.
And his A Zhao, who was able to obtain the rank of general in just a few decades, is enough to show that his excellence is beyond the reach of ordinary insects.
He Yi glanced at the bloodless lips of the female insect, sighed, and slowly leaned forward to add color to them.
Tonight was another day to comfort his wife with kisses.
The next day.
"Ding~! Your XX planet has arrived!"
"Ding~! Your XX planet has arrived!"
"Ding~! Your XX planet has arrived!"
...
He Yi rolled around on the bed in a bad mood, his eyes drooping listlessly due to excessive fatigue from staying up late. In the ringing of text messages, he reluctantly opened his eyes with great effort, and then quickly closed his eyes under the stimulation of the light. He secretly complained: Sending harassing text messages early in the morning is too unethical.
Last night, He Yi was playing with his laptop like a bumpkin, poking here and there, and before he knew it, it was already the middle of the night.
He didn't expect that he had become a worm, and even in the interstellar age, there were still spam messages!
He Yi turned over and lay on the pillow, forced his sleepy eyes open, poked the text message interface, and gritted his teeth secretly: I can't stand it, let's report it! !
"Ding~! The pocket money transferred to you by your insect guardian 'A Zhao' has all been received! Please check! - Male Insect Protection Association Supervisory Committee"
"Ding~! If you have any questions, please call the service hotline XBH9558812333, we welcome your call. - Male Insect Protection Association Reporting Center"
He Yi, who had not yet had time to report, received the above two text messages in succession. He looked closely, oh no, pocket money?
Those dozen planet arrival text messages were not harassment messages?
So, he was kept by A Zhao. Raised?
So, he is also a bug with a mine at home? !
Planets, dozens of them! The treatment of male insects in the insect tribe is too good.
Corruption, too corrupt.
Luxury, too much luxury.
But he likes it hahaha~
The joy of going from a poor farmer to a rich farmer swept away He Yi's bad mood when he woke up, and he couldn't help but roll around in the quilt a few more times.
"My lord, are you awake? Breakfast is ready." The female insect's voice rang outside the door.
"Right away."
...
Just after breakfast, the female insect changed into a military uniform.
He Yi looked puzzled: "Are you going to work today? Aren't there still three days of vacation?"
Zhao shook his head, "No work, but a physical examination."
"What's wrong? Are you sick? Or are there any sequelae of the fourth-level evolution?" He Yi looked worried, got up from the soft sofa and touched the female insect's forehead.
Zhao put on military boots, avoided the male insect's sight and said vaguely: "It's a pre-marital physical examination, just a procedure."
"Pre-marital physical examination? Why didn't I receive any notification?" He Yi did submit an application for selecting a female servant last night, but did not receive any reply.
In order to submit this application, He Yi also browsed the Star Network. The marriage application interface did not have the option of a female monarch at all, only two options: female servant and female slave.
And the female monarch is promoted by the female servant, and must have an egg-laying certificate issued by a three-star hospital!
Because of this, He Yi was depressed for a long time: his dear female insect was wronged.
"Only females need physical examinations, not male insects." Zhao lowered his head, his eyes wandering.
He Yi turned around and prepared to go back to his room to change clothes. "Then I'll go with you. Anyway, I have nothing to do today."
Zhao hurriedly stopped He Yi, "Don't bother, male master."
"No trouble, wait for me." Seeing the female insect's anxious look, He Yi saw some clues and became more determined to accompany her.
The female insect pulled the sleeve of He Yi's slightly loose cotton home clothes, and stammered, "Not only do we need to measure the body values, but we also need to... teach him the rules. If you go... it's not very convenient."
"I'll just take a look, it shouldn't affect him, right?" He Yi's heart was alarmed: he doesn't understand bullying him, right? He spent two whole weeks last night browsing the female insect area communication posts! The word "teach him the rules" appears very frequently in the posts, making the female insects turn pale. If
he doesn't go and watch, what will happen if this silly insect is bullied?
"Are you going to... watch?" The female insect's ice-blue eyes suddenly dimmed. Does the male master think that he lacks discipline, so he wants to discipline him personally?
"Yes, can I watch?"
He Yi nodded, secretly praising himself for being such a considerate male master.
The female insect felt a tightness in her chest. She suppressed her grief and tried to force a smile: "Okay."
*
Premarital physical examination center.
The female insect entered the examination room, and He Yi was invited by the staff to wait in the male insect lounge.
The lounge was full of high-profile luxury and was decorated magnificently. It looked more like a hotel than a temporary reception room. What was even more strange was that the walls were surrounded by rectangular display cabinets made of silver-gray crystal diamonds, which were filled with a dazzling array of whips of various shapes and sizes.
He Yi was eating pastries casually when another male insect walked into the lounge. The insect was very familiar with him. "Hey, brother, I thought there were no insects in this crappy place. I didn't expect you to be here. It's fate that we meet. Let's chat?"
He Yi ignored him and took another pink snack.
"Brother, are you here to discipline the female insects too?" The insect found a seat closer to He Yi and sat down. He put his hands behind his head and crossed his legs.
He Yi raised his eyelids and looked at the fat white male insect in front of him, and continued to eat.
"Don't be so cold. I tell you that my female servant is so annoying every day. She always asks me to play games." The fat white male insect seemed to not understand the other insect's expression at all and continued to nag.
He Yi put down the cake plate in his hand. If this self-familiar insect didn't interrupt him, he wouldn't know what it meant to not disturb others.
He took out a square handkerchief made of new materials with strong decontamination ability from his pocket. This handkerchief was made by his daughter-in-law herself. It was filled with love, and now he was reluctant to use it.
He wiped the cake crumbs from his mouth with the handkerchief with great pain, "Then my female servant is very good. He never cares about me playing games."
"Really? Then you are too miserable." The fat white male insect looked pitiful.
He Yi: WTF? Why is he miserable?
"You don't understand this, my female servant always plays games with me." The fat white male insect smiled proudly: "Sweet double row."
He Yi: So you are here to show off to the female servant?
The fat white male insect shook his right leg, which was raised high, and didn't know how to restrain himself: "Hey, my female servant buys me snacks exclusively for male insects every day. Even if I don't want to eat them, she insists on buying them. There are a whole study room full of snacks at home, which really troubles the insect."
The male insect's competitive spirit was instantly aroused. He Yi sneered: High-level Versailles, right? He can do it too!
"Oh, no wonder you are so fat." He Yi counterattack X1
"Hey, my female servant prepares breakfast and dinner for me every day. She feeds me even when I don't want to eat. It really bothers the insect." He Yi counterattack X2
The stubborn male insect never admits defeat!
"It's still a nutritious meal. Look at my figure. I won't get fat no matter how much I eat. It really bothers the insect." He Yi counterattack X3
This is a war without gunpowder!
The fat male insect with a painful and troubled face and smug eyes paused, and didn't care about the ordinary learning anymore. He glared at He Yi fiercely:
"This tm happy fat, you know nothing!"
"Just ask if you are jealous?"
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