Chapter 306: Post-match inspection! Gank in the men's bathroom!



The entire media hall was in chaos.

The reporters were not willing to miss this good opportunity to interview Coach Adkins, and they asked desperately: "Coach Adkins, does what you said mean that you don't like Gu Ran?"

"Coach Adkins, if Liverpool's offer exceeds Gu Ran's minimum release clause, what other methods does Southampton have to stop or retaliate against Liverpool?"

"Coach Adkins, are you also planning to poach Liverpool players?"

"If you were to poach, which Liverpool player do you think you could poach?"

Many reporters also laughed.

Who doesn't know that Southampton is dirt poor? Although Southampton has recently emerged from its financial collapse, it is still not rich and cannot be compared with Liverpool.

What's more, the clubs have different statuses, so it is impossible for Southampton to poach Liverpool players.

Of course, Coach Adkins had no intention of answering these provocative questions.

Coach Adkins stood up with a poker face and said, "I have finished what I want to say. I have no other questions."

After saying that, Coach Adkins turned around and walked out of the media hall.

Lallana followed closely behind.

The two didn't even say goodbye to Hodgson and Gerrard.

Coach Hodgson did not feel embarrassed at all, but instead had a victorious smile on his face - although they were tied by Southampton in this pre-season friendly match, the team that was really in crisis was not Liverpool, but Southampton.

Southampton has a big baby like Gu Ran, so they have to be on guard against being targeted by other clubs at all times! Instead of calming down because of the departure of Coach Adkins, the media hall became even more noisy.

The reporters who couldn't catch Coach Adkins all surrounded Coach Hodgson and asked him questions frantically.

——Just when the media hall was in chaos, Gu Ran had just finished his fascia knife massage.

What's more, after the physical fitness is improved to 75 points, the tolerance of muscles and bones will also increase accordingly.

Gregory was exhausted, and Gu Ran just frowned slightly.

After finishing a set of fascia knife work, Gu Ran sweated less than Gregory.

Gregory said sincerely, "Gu, you are really amazing."

Everyone who gave me a massage said this...

Gu Ran smiled faintly, "It's okay."

Just as Gu Ran was about to take a shower, a staff member in a white coat knocked on the door and walked into the visiting team's locker room.

"Is Mr. Gu Ran here?"

"It's me." Gu Ran stood up and said.

The staff in the white coat immediately said, "Hello, Mr. Gu Ran, I am the staff responsible for post-match doping testing. We are going to conduct a random doping test on you now."

What the hell?

Gu Ran couldn't help but frown.

Post-match random inspections are mandatory for all professional football matches.

This random inspection does not involve checking every player because it would involve a high time cost.

Moreover, doping has not brought about any decisive change to the sport of football. Therefore, the testing of doping in football is not as comprehensive as that in other sports. In non-major competitions, only random inspections are adopted.

Any player who is selected for inspection must cooperate seriously, otherwise he will get into unnecessary trouble.

Gu Ran naturally had no objection to the random doping tests.

Because resisting doping testing is equivalent to indirectly admitting that you have a problem.

However, what made Gu Ran unhappy was that he was selected for post-match inspection in his first official match. This was definitely not a matter of probability. This was deliberately targeted! What? Do you think that I, a Chinese and a rookie in English Football League One, performed so well on the field, so you suspect that I took drugs?

Gu Ran couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

Rick, the personal affairs assistant next to him, couldn't help but shout, "Our Gu participated in the competition for the first time, and you randomly checked him. Do you dare to say it was not intentional?"

The staff member, however, acted in a businesslike manner, "I'm sorry, we are all following the procedures. I can only say... Mr. Gu Ran, you are very lucky. Really, very lucky."

After saying this, the staff member smiled meaningfully.

Gu Ran sneered, "Yeah, I'm really lucky. Okay, let's check it out, isn't it just a pot of urine?"

Even if he was really being targeted intentionally, Gu Ran could not refuse the post-match random inspection.

Because once there is the slightest problem with the procedure, even if you have never taken stimulants, the anti-doping agencies that control the discourse will take the opportunity to stand on the moral high ground and stir up trouble.

The World Anti-Doping Agency is actually just a tool.

This tool is fair, but the people and countries who can use the tool and control the anti-doping agencies are hiding huge tricks.

They stand at the highest point of sports ethics, they supervise all athletes, but no one supervises them.

So, the reality is that although power has been covered up layer by layer, it is essentially still in the hands of a small group of people.

As a reborn person, Gu Ran naturally understood this truth, and he did not intend to risk his own future to confront the anti-doping agency.

Gu Ran was about to go to the restroom in the locker room, but the staff stopped him and said, "Mr. Gu Ran, you can't be tested here. You must go to the restroom we designate for random testing."

Gu Ran sneered, "Why, do you doubt that my other teammates will help me pee?"

The staff member said: “I didn’t say that, but you really have to go to our designated restroom for random inspection, otherwise it will not comply with the random inspection process.”

Gu Ran sighed helplessly, "Okay."

One sentence that does not comply with the procedures can ruin an athlete's career.

The staff member said: "Then, Mr. Gu Ran, please follow me."

Gu Ran then followed the staff out of the visiting team's locker room.

Personal affairs assistant Rick also hurried to follow.

The staff came forward to lead Gu Ran to a private restroom on the second floor.

The staff handed Gu Ran a urine cup with a sealed lid and said, "Mr. Gu Ran, please go to the bathroom inside and urinate in this test cup."

"Oh." Gu Ran took the urine cup and walked in.

Rick wanted to go in, but the staff stopped him at the door. "Sorry, sir, you can't go in."

Rick said angrily, "I'm his personal assistant! As an assistant, can't I help him?"

The staff member twitched his lips slightly, "No. If you insist on going in, then Mr. Gu Ran's random inspection will be judged as unqualified."

Rick quickly took two steps back and said, "Hey, brother, don't be so serious. I won't go in. I'll just guard the door and prevent others from going in and disturbing Gu Ran's peeing, right?"

The staff member rolled his eyes at Rick and ignored him.

At this time, Gu Ran took the urine testing cup and walked into the bathroom.

The toilet smelled of a strange, high-end perfume.

When he first came in, Gu Ran almost thought he had walked into the wrong restroom, until he saw the urinal and was sure that he had not walked into the wrong place.

This was not the first time that Gu Ran had a urine test.

Gu Ran had also taken a urine test during the physical examination at the club.

However, the urine tests in one's own club are not as strict as those here.

…I actually have to go to the designated restroom to pee! Gu Ran complained in his mind as he untied the belt of his shorts and took out his big thing.

After standing for a while, Gu Ran... not a drop at all!

Gu Ran: ..., ...

Gu Ran: …, …, …

Still not a drop!

This is not a prostate problem!

The competition was too intense and the exercise was too intense. The body consumed and excreted a lot of water, so there was no urine! Professional competitions are really fierce! In less than half an hour, the body's water was almost excreted!

Fortunately, I replenished some water during the competition. If I relax and squeeze hard, it should be fine.

Gu Ran took a deep breath, concentrated his mind, and tried hard to suppress the urge to urinate.

Just as Gu Ran was trying hard to squeeze in, the door of a toilet cubicle behind him opened gently.

The smell of perfume in the toilet also became stronger.

A woman in a red dress and with an extremely hot body quietly walked out of the toilet.

This person was none other than Liverpool's boss Linda Pizzuti! She asked Edwards to arrange a "private" meeting with Gu Ran, and Edwards did it for her! However, the meeting place was a little... less formal.

But it doesn't matter! As long as I can meet Gu Ran alone, it doesn't matter where we meet!

Linda was excited! Although this meeting opportunity was quite... interesting, Linda didn't care! Not only did she not care, Linda was even a little excited! A little exciting!

This sneaky "activity" made Linda's heart beat faster and her dopamine secretion went crazy! Linda walked gently behind Gu Ran, who was concentrating on urinating, and said excitedly: "Hi! Gu!"

Gu Ran shuddered immediately! In the men's restroom, which should have been empty, a woman's voice appeared! And it suddenly appeared behind him! This is so fucking scary that anyone would pee!

Gu Ran subconsciously turned around to check, and his urge to urinate was stimulated, gushing out!

Holy shit…

Isn’t this Linda, the proprietress of Liverpool?

Linda, you GANK me in the men's room?!

Me, me, me, isn't this all visible to me? Should I stop? No, I can't just stop wanting to pee after all the hard work!

——Gu Ran made up his mind and continued to release!

Linda was excitedly reaching out to shake hands with Gu Ran, but...

I was touched! The first time they met in private, they had this kind of warm exchange!

It was Gu Ran who reacted first! Gu Ran turned around quickly.

When he turned around, the urine drew a beautiful parabola and was then caught by Gu Ran in a urine cup, avoiding waste.

Linda's red skirt was also torn immediately.

Linda's face was filled with...excitement.

"How amazing! Even his pee is like a crescent moon scimitar..."

Holy shit…

Hearing Linda's whisper, Gu Ran couldn't help but feel his scalp tighten.

At this time, I still have to say something.

Gu Ran pretended to be calm, turned his back to Linda, and said in a deep voice: "If I'm not mistaken, you must be Ms. Linda. I'm sorry, I didn't know you would appear behind me, so just now..."

Linda chuckled, "It's okay, Mr. Gu Ran. I should be the one to apologize to you. I suddenly appeared behind you and scared you, right?"

I don’t know why, but Linda pronounced the word “big” with a particularly strong emphasis.

Maybe it's the Italian accent.

Then I heard Linda continue to laugh and say, "Besides, I'm not at a disadvantage."

Gu Ran secretly complained in his heart: ...Yes, you are taking advantage of me! However, he couldn't squeeze anything out at first, but Linda's stimulation made him pee instead.

Gu Ran shook it, put the lid on the urine cup, and then put the big thing away.

Linda also went to the sink and washed her hands.

Some of the water also splashed onto Linda's red skirt. She simply picked up the skirt and held the hem of the skirt under the dryer to dry it.

The hot wind blew her skirt like a red flag in the wind.

Gu Ran just turned back——

Holy shit…

Ms. Linda, please don't do this! Why are you acting like this on our first meeting? I'm a serious person!

Although you took advantage of me, I really never thought about taking advantage of you!

Gu Ran looked at Linda seriously.

Seeing Gu Ran looking at him, Linda couldn't help but smile and lowered her skirt as if playing hard to get.

This posture shows that he is a veteran.

Ordinary men can never handle it.

The two men straightened their appearance and demeanor as if nothing had happened.

Linda smiled and said, "Mr. Gu Ran, you are so calm and experienced. Such a big accident happened between us, but you didn't panic at all."

Gu Ran also smiled with a genuine feeling: "Same here."

Linda looked at him seductively, "Oh my God, I can't believe you're still so young and so...strong."

I didn’t expect that you, the boss lady, were so... flirty that you actually hid in the men’s bathroom and waited for me in advance.

Gu Ran complained in his heart and cleared his throat and said, "Ms. Linda, I think you didn't go to the wrong toilet, did you?"

Linda giggled so much that her whole body shook and her laughter was magnificent.

"Mr. Gu Ran, you are really humorous, hahaha."

"Of course I didn't go to the wrong restroom. I was waiting for you here on purpose."

As she spoke, Linda winked at Gu Ran.

Gu Ran suddenly felt dry mouth.

Linda, at your age and my age, it would be easy for us to get into trouble! No! I am a serious person! My last name is Gu, not Cao!

Gu Ran secretly took a deep breath, suppressed a certain thought in his heart, and said seriously: "...It turns out that Ms. Linda deliberately took advantage of me."

Oh shit!

How could I say such a thing!

Isn't this just flirting with each other?

Why am I flirting automatically? I'm not that kind of person! I'm really not that kind of person! Linda pursed her lips with a smile on her face. Her mature body trembled even more violently because she was trying so hard to hold back her laughter. She couldn't even straighten her waist.

When she bent down, Gu Ran felt his eyes widen.

This woman is amazing...

Physical teasing is the most deadly! (End of this chapter)


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