As soon as An Rugu finished speaking, the people and the audience were all shocked.
[The sanitation inspector steals your underwear... it's really hard to guard against. ]
[There is a ghost inside, terminate the transaction! ]
[Why do they have the key? This high school student said he didn't understand. Shouldn't he be the only one who has the key? ]
[We have our own, and the dorm manager also has one. When classes are in session, the dormitories are usually empty, so the hygiene inspector will go to the dorm manager to get the keys to all the dormitories in the building, go through all the places, and rate the hygiene.]
[The people who inspect hygiene in my university are volunteers from the building, all of them are girls. I don't understand why girls would steal other people's **. ]
The person I'm destined to meet wants to sleep so much that I'm completely confused.
When no one is in their dormitory, the door is usually locked, and the dormitory manager who has the key will not come in without reason. It is true that only the dormitory committee who comes once a week can open the door with the key and check the hygiene without knocking.
Her roommates suddenly realized: "I actually thought of it before, but I was afraid that without evidence, it would be considered slander if I said it out loud."
"Why did the dormitory committee steal our underwear? Don't they have any underwear to wear?"
"Maybe there's no women's underwear to wear. There are many men on the dormitory committee."
【What is the hostel committee? 】
[Don't girls have to check their dormitories in your school? ]
The destined person withdrew his thoughts, caught a glimpse of the barrage of comments, and shook his head: "Your school is, but our school is not. Our student union has a department called the Dormitory Committee, which is specifically responsible for checking the hygiene of all dormitories, both male and female. The last time I ran into someone checking the dormitories, there were three men and three women, and they checked from the first floor to the sixth floor."
Her roommates complained: "I told my bestie about the dormitory inspections at our school last time, and she also didn't understand why men were allowed to enter the girls' dormitory. Come on, there are really a lot of wretched men, okay?"
"Last time, after I took a shower and wrapped myself in a towel, I returned to the dormitory from the bathroom and ran into a man who was checking the dormitory. He kept staring at my towel."
"Now that you mention it, I remember that there was a guy wearing glasses who was particularly wretched. Last time I went to the restroom in the dormitory, I told him that there was someone in the restroom, but he still insisted on taking a look at the hygiene of the restroom. I scolded him for being sick at the time, and that's why he didn't come in."
After this incident happened, the roommate immediately complained about it to everyone in the dormitory.
The person who was destined to meet him suddenly felt very uncomfortable. He looked up at An Rugu on the screen and expressed his guess: "Host, is it the man with black-framed glasses who stole our **?"
An Rugu lowered his eyes in thought.
The scene just now emerged in my mind. The man was apparently checking the hygiene of the balcony, but in fact he quietly pulled the ** off the clamp and put it into his pocket.
He happened to be wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, and there was a black mark on his neck the size of a fingernail.
An Rugu's eyes moved slightly and she nodded: "That person is indeed wearing black-framed glasses, and there is a black birthmark on his neck."
After the destined person received a positive reply, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide. It turned out that it was really that pervert!
[Wow, girls' sixth sense is really accurate. ]
[The sixth sense is actually a manifestation of the subconscious mind. The subconscious mind can often notice many details that are difficult to notice. When you dislike someone for no reason, you must pay attention to it, because there is a possibility that he really has a problem. ]
The person I was destined to meet was from the school's Student Union Organization Department, and I immediately found the Student Union group.
I was about to send a message to ask, but then I thought, this person might also be in the group, and doing so would only alert the enemy.
He then gave up the idea and instead chatted privately with his friend who had more connections, asking him if he knew the man with glasses.
Not long after, my friend replied: [From your description... he seems to be the deputy director of the dormitory committee. What do you want to see him for? ]
The destined person gnashed his teeth: [No big deal, by the way, where does he live? ]
[He and I lived in the same building, Building 16, and I think he lived in Room 404.]
[Got it. Take me to his dorm. I left something there.]
My friend was a little confused, but still agreed: "Okay."
The person thought about it and called the school's logistics department, saying that he had found the person who was suspected of stealing the **, and hoped that the teacher in the logistics department could send someone to deal with the matter.
So, a group of people walked towards the boys' dormitory building.
..........
No. 16 Male Dormitory Building, Room 404
A man wearing black-framed glasses came back with many express boxes and put them all on the balcony.
Then he took out some things wrapped in a black plastic bag from the closet, put the plastic bag into the express box, and sealed it with tape.
The roommate who was playing games nearby heard the noise and asked curiously, "Wang Ming, what are you doing?"
Wang Ming smiled shyly: "Didn't I tell you last time that I've been writing for someone recently, and this is the information I wrote for them."
My roommate was a little confused: "You don't need money, why do you want to write for me? It's so tiring, you might as well play games with me."
Wang Ming's eyes flashed with a strange light, and he smiled and said: "Money is not important, hobbies are the most important."
Several roommates looked at each other and suddenly felt that Wang Ming was extremely noble.
They are obviously classmates, they are having fun, while Wang Ming has already started looking for a job. Besides, ghostwriting can consolidate knowledge, which is better than playing with mobile phones and computers.
They suddenly felt that their phones were a little hot. Compared with Wang Ming, they were really too comfortable!
One of my roommates' eyes lit up and he couldn't help but say, "I want to try it, too. Take me into this industry."
Wang Ming paused, a trace of embarrassment on his face: "...The customers are of different ages, some are young, some are old, and everyone's situation is different. If you want to participate, you can directly find a ghostwriting shop online and tell the customer service that you want a ghostwriter."
The roommate understood and gestured: "Okay, okay, I get it."
Almost all of my roommates were interested in this idea. Since they were too bored at work, they could definitely earn some money by helping others with their homework.
In short, learn from Wang Ming!
Facing the admiring gazes of the crowd, Wang Ming couldn't help but lower his head, feeling both proud and fearful.
In fact, he is not writing about the contemporary world, but is a shop owner. He sells "original" underwear.
He matured very early and was very curious about the opposite sex when he was young. He was under a lot of pressure in high school and could not vent his strong sexual desire. He suppressed it and his psychology began to become distorted. He would have a physiological reaction just by looking at the underwear drying in the houses he passed by.
With a strange mentality, he joined the Student Union's dormitory committee and became the deputy director. He could go to the girls' dormitory to check on them every week.
Because of the surging desire in his heart, one day, when his companions were not paying attention, he picked up a gun that had fallen on the ground and quietly put it in his pocket.
There was no surveillance in the dormitory and none of his companions discovered what happened, so he felt very happy.
Criminals tend to grow bolder with each successful crime, and he was no exception. He stole more and more underwear during hygiene inspections.
Then, he felt that it was not enough for him to appreciate it alone, so he looked for people who liked it online. This time, he discovered a new world. Many people liked original underwear. He found such a group and sent photos of his trophies to the group, which earned the envy and jealousy of many people.
Someone privately asked him if he could sell it.
He actually had no shortage of money, but it was too comfortable to be admired by others, so he agreed to sell underwear in the group.
At this moment, his phone suddenly dinged twice. He picked it up and saw that it was a message from a user in the group: [Is this thing authentic? You didn't wear it yourself and told me it was original, did you? ]
Wang Ming: “…”
【Buy if you like. 】
He is not short of money, so there is no need for him to commit fraud. He just wants to share the joy.
This business is fair to everyone!
After a while, the user said: "Give me five, the older the better."
【This week is sold out, we'll talk about it next week. 】
There were too many people who liked original underwear like him, resulting in a shortage of underwear. But if he stole too much, he would be easily discovered. In order to save money and increase revenue, he only stole a few pairs a week.
It will definitely not attract their attention! Wang Ming thought confidently.
Then I continue to pack the underwear, which will be sent to many different cities.
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and someone raised his hand to knock on the door, with a loud voice: "Is anyone there? Open the door quickly."
For some reason, Wang Ming felt uneasy and something was wrong.
"Yes, yes, yes." The roommate thought it was the leader checking the dormitory, so he quickly stood up and walked towards the door.
When he opened it, he couldn't help but be stunned. It would be fine if the leader just checked the dormitory, but why was there a group of girls following them?
When the girls saw the door open, they rushed in. After looking around, they locked onto Wang Ming who was packing express packages on the balcony.
I was so sleepy that my eyesight was very good, and my gaze immediately fell on a corner of the black plastic bag.
Isn't the green lace underwear the one that disappeared?
When Wang Ming saw so many people coming in, the take-away box in his hand dropped to the ground with a snap. He was so scared that he lost his mind.
It's over, he's been discovered!
I felt sleepy so I immediately ran over, picked up the green lace underwear, examined it carefully, and felt furious.
The case was solved, it turned out that he was the one who stole the **!
She was so angry that she pointed at the other person's nose and cursed: "You pervert, you actually stole my **, how can you be so cheap!"
Several other girls came over and after searching carefully, many of them found their lost underwear.
The girls in the dormitory kept cursing: "Are you so poor that you don't have anything to wear, so you stare at other people's butts?"
"You like the smell of **, why don't you go to the women's bathroom and eat shit, it tastes more authentic!"
All of Wang Ming's roommates stood up and looked at the guns in the girls' hands in horror.
Wow, what's wrapped in the black plastic bag is not the homework, but the girl's **?
The pervert is actually next to them? !
The teachers in the logistics department originally thought that there should be no such perverted people in the school and that they were just too sensitive.
As a result, the underwear scattered on the ground became a mountain of irrefutable evidence, and they were caught red-handed on the spot, leaving no room for any rebuttal.
The looks they gave Wang Ming were extremely complicated, filled with anger, confusion and questioning.
Are young people so weird these days?
The people in the live broadcast room were even more shocked.
[Look at these express boxes. He not only keeps them for himself, but also sells them. This guy is really perverted! ]
[He looks quite honest, but why is he like this behind the scenes? He doesn't do anything related to people.]
[No way, no way, there are people who buy used underwear? 】
[Of course there are. Last time I was selling second-hand lolita skirts online, someone asked me if I had any original white or black silk stockings and would buy them at a high price. I was speechless at the time. There are too many psychopaths.]
Wang Ming never thought that he would be exposed, and he was in a daze.
They looked at me with disgust and nausea, as if I were a cockroach in the dark or a stink bug in the gutter.
His lips were trembling, his face was pale, and he sat down on the ground, completely exhausted.
What should he do? What should he do?
His friends, teachers and family will definitely know about this, and the school will definitely punish him severely, and everything will be over for him!
..........
They made so much noise that many boys on this floor came out to watch. When they learned that Wang Ming had cheated, their jaws dropped.
"He usually looks quite normal, why would he do such a thing?"
"Hey, so perverted."
Surrounded by people, Wang Ming once again experienced social death. He raised his hands to cover his face, shaking like a sieve, not daring to let anyone see his face.
The person was worried that Wang Ming would not be punished, so he called the police. After the police came to his house, they took Wang Ming away.
Other girls seized this opportunity to advise the teacher in the logistics department: "Don't let men enter the girls' dormitory building anymore!"
In order to avoid the teacher's confusion, they took the initiative to say that the person they were destined to meet was currently live streaming.
The teacher from the logistics department saw that the matter had become such a big deal, so he did not refute it, but agreed and said that he would talk to the leader.
The destined person found the missing ** and brought the bad guy to justice. He felt much better and hurriedly thanked An Rugu: "Thank you, Master. If it weren't for you, I don't know how many ** would have been stolen by him. How can there be such a weird person? It's speechless."
Several other girls complained: "I didn't get a few of them back. It seems he took our vaginas out to sell. When I think about my vagina being masturbated by a filthy guy, I feel sick."
“I wonder if the police can find them and arrest them?”
"But buying drugs should only be considered a moral issue, not illegal, right? It's so annoying."
An Rugu lowered his eyes, thought for a moment, and said, "Do you want to buy the Talisman for Killing the Villain?"
Filial piety comes first among all virtues, and greed comes first among all evils.
In fact, lust is a knife that scrapes bones. Those who buy underwear are doing unjust things, which will damage their blessings and will eventually suffer retribution.
But retribution may come early or late. In other words, "it's not that there is no retribution, it's just that the time has not come yet."
In short, it's not as effective as the talisman for beheading villains.
She had previously predicted that entertainment star Fang Yuan would go to jail, and his fans came to greet Sunrise on Weibo
She has not done anything unjust, so this talisman for beheading villains will help her punish those evil people who are not virtuous and vent their anger at will.
The harsher the fans curse, the greater the backlash they will suffer.
Several girls' eyes lit up when they heard this: "There is such a spell?"
"Can I make the person who bought my ** suffer retribution? Then I want one."
"I want one too."
An Rugu nodded, collected money from several people, then left the live broadcast room and drew several talismans to kill villains.
Then write the eight characters of these girls on it and chant the spell: "Please ask the five land gods, the family gods, the door gods, and the Three Officials to make all the evil spirits wandering around and the local earth ghosts to be controlled. No evil people can harm them, and no villains who commit crimes can get close to them."
The surface of the talisman on the table flashed with golden light, and a white shadow appeared. It spontaneously combusted without wind and turned into ashes.
In many cities of our motherland.
At the same time, some people were suddenly hit by bicycles and injured their thighs, and some fell flat on the ground and broke their teeth...
They touched the injured parts of their bodies and found the pain unbearable, but they thought it was just an accident and did not take it seriously.
After returning home, I took the things I bought and as soon as I touched them, it felt like I had touched fire and I screamed in pain from the burns.
They thought they had encountered a supernatural event, so they wrapped the things tightly and let other people touch them, but the other people had no reaction at all.
After a few people discussed in the group, they found out that they were not the only one who had encountered this strange thing.
They had no choice but to throw away all the things they bought, but their bad luck did not go away and even drinking cold water still caused their teeth to get stuck.
Because the talisman that An Rugu drew to ward off villains is very powerful, as long as these people continue to do evil things, their bad luck will get worse and worse.
After activating the spell, she returned to the live broadcast room, raised her eyes and looked at the destined person who was still in the live broadcast room: "Don't worry, the matter has been settled."
Her voice is like a spring flowing over rocks, which makes people feel extremely safe and trust her.
I really want to sleep and the other girls breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you, host!"
"Then can you calculate what will happen to that thief in the future? Our school won't try to smooth things over, right?"
An Rugu counted on her fingers and said with certainty: "He will be expelled from school, and will be imprisoned for a year. His career will hit rock bottom."
Stealing ** is considered stealing property and will be charged with theft.
"That's good." The destined person was very happy.
[Am I the only one who is attracted to the villain-killing spell? 】
[You are not alone. I am constantly tripped up by annoying colleagues. I don’t want to do anything to them, I just want them to stop bullying me.]
[Plus one, there are a few classmates in my class who like to bully the weak and always say bad things about me behind my back. The spell to kill villains is my dream love spell. ]
An Rugu saw these comments, thought for a moment, and said: "If you want to buy, come to Chuyun Temple. The premise is that you have a clear conscience and are not a villain, otherwise it will backfire on you."
[Hahahaha, if a villain uses the villain-killing talisman, isn't that suicide? ]
[I am dying of laughter. This is considered as surrendering. 】
Seeing that the matter had been resolved, An Rugu said nothing more and hung up the phone after saying goodbye to the other party.
After a while, I contacted the third person who was destined to meet me [Approaching Science].
An Rugu: [Congratulations on winning the prize. Do you use photo or video to tell fortunes? ]
Approaching Science: [It’s hard to explain this in words, let’s call. ]
An Rugu then dialed the phone, and soon after, a man in his twenties appeared in front of everyone.
He had short hair, wore square-framed glasses, and long sleeves and trousers. Behind him were the green mountains and clear waters of the countryside, and he seemed not to be in the city.
Walking into Science, he pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose and said politely, "Hello, anchor."
He spoke clearly and at a slow pace, and an air of rigor came over him.
【Welcome the third unlucky guy! 】
【Welcome the third great villain! 】
【Tell us what makes you unhappy, and let us be happy. 】
The live broadcast had been going on for more than three hours. An Rugu took a sip of tea to moisten his throat and said in a businesslike manner, "Hello, please pay the divination fee, a high-energy salute."
“Pay now.”
It seems that Approaching Science doesn’t watch live broadcasts very often, so the operation was very slow and it took a long time to send out the gift.
After receiving the divination money, An Rugu closed his eyes and made a divination for this destined person: "Whether the year stem is injured or not, it indicates that the family business will be lost. You were born in the countryside and your family was ordinary when you were a child. Your parents are still alive and you have a younger sister. Is that right?"
He walked into science with his eyes wide open, and a look of deep surprise flashed across his eyes.
He had been having bad luck recently and when he was confiding in his friend about this, the friend introduced him to this fortune-telling anchor.
Seeing that the other party was so superstitious, he couldn't help but tell him a lot of scientific knowledge to prove that fate did not exist.
But the friend responded, “But isn’t your recent bad luck weird?”
He thought about it and finally came to this live broadcast room.
I didn't believe that fortune-telling was accurate at first, but I didn't expect the other party to tell me about his background and family right away.
He thinks he is not a celebrity and it is unlikely that the other party knows him. Is fortune-telling true?
He was very conflicted and nodded: "I was born in a rural area in the north. My family was very poor when I was young. I was a left-behind child for a long time. Now I am doing well."
Seeing this, An Rugu said, "You have the "Shangguan + Yin" fate. People with this fate are usually experts and scholars. They are strong and like metal and water, and hate wood and fire. Before the Jia period, that is, 14 years ago, things were not going well. After the Zi period, the water period likes the official and killer, and your career is very smooth, that is, your career luck will be good after 20 years. Is that right?"
He was stunned when he walked into Science, and his worldview was shaky. It took him a long time to calm down and said, "I am a physics researcher. Before 2014, things were not going well. I made many mistakes in my experiments. In 2020, I made a breakthrough in my experiments."
Everything matched up, which surprised him greatly.
"So what do you want from me?"
An Rugu's eyes swept across his body. In her sight, a thin demonic aura as light as smoke was entwined on him, surrounding his body and entangled his limbs.
After pondering for a moment, the answer came to my mind.
As expected, he walked into Science, took a deep breath, and said, "I've been really unlucky lately. I don't know what happened. My car got a flat tire from a nail, and I walked into a pothole. It's weird."
All the bad luck piled up together gradually changed his view of luck, as he originally didn't believe in it.
Somehow...it seemed like there really was an invisible force causing him bad luck.
"Have you encountered any strange things recently? Especially after you returned to your hometown."
After pondering for a long time, I suddenly remembered something: "Now that you mention it... I didn't do anything in my hometown except attending weddings, but there was one thing that was quite special."
"A few days ago, my family and I came back to attend my cousin's banquet.
Because I was very happy that day, I drank a lot of wine. On the way back, I met a child wearing a yellow doll suit.
The child asked me, do you think I look like a human or not?
【This child is so cute. 】
[Is the yellow doll set a yellow duck? The more I think about it, the more interesting it becomes. ]
When he saw these comments, he shook his head: "I drank too much and can't remember clearly. But it's not a yellow duck. I wonder if you have seen a big yellow dog in the countryside?
Much like a very skinny yellow dog suit.
The child seemed to be wearing a melon-shaped cap, a furry yellow dog suit, and a small coat on the outside. He had round eyes and bowed to me, with his long tail wagging behind him.
【Hahahahahaha kids are really funny.】
[Maybe I've watched too many TV dramas, I always feel like they're not kids, but monsters. ]
[It's definitely not a monster. We have people here dressed as the Monkey King, taking photos with others to make money, and they are wearing furry clothes. ]
Entering Science gritted his teeth and recalled the past: "I thought he dressed like this on purpose to tease and ask for red envelopes. After all, someone in the village was getting married that day, which was a big happy event. In the past, children often came out to ask for money, but they never dressed so grandly.
My cousin is getting married, and I'm very happy, so I really want to chat with him.
I asked him who asked him to dress like that, it was really interesting.
He seemed very confused and told me that he was born like this.
I thought he was really into the role, so I asked him with a smile which family he was from.
He said he lived in the mountains about seven or eight miles away from our village.
At this point, Into Science was filled with emotion: "This kid is quite funny. I felt my pocket and gave him a hundred yuan, but he refused to take it, which puzzled me."
He just didn't understand it, but didn't think about it in other ways.
Thinking of this, he asked curiously: "Host, why are you asking this? Is it because of that kid that I have bad luck recently?"
After he finished speaking, he laughed and felt that his idea was outrageous.
However, An Rugu's eyes moved slightly: "That's not an ordinary child, that's a weasel who came to you to ask for a title."
Approaching Science: “???”
Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”
[So it's not a child in a doll suit? It's a weasel?]
[Help, why is the weasel looking for people? Is it going to eat people? So scary. ]
Seeing that no one understood, An Rugu explained, "The five spiritual animals in your north are called the Five Immortals, namely Hu, Huang, Bai, Liu and Hui. The yellow one is the weasel. The weasel's cultivation method is quite special. When it reaches a certain level of power, it will seek help from others."
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