When the destined person walked into the science, his face froze and he burst into laughter.
The person who came to see him was not a child in a doll costume, but a weasel? Is this true?
Coincidentally... he had never seen a weasel. He had never encountered one in his hometown when he was a child, and he had never learned about it when he grew up. He really didn't know what a weasel looked like.
He couldn't help but open the browser and search for weasel. A photo of weasel popped up on the page, which made him feel dizzy.
All correct.
It turns out that it is not a yellow terrier suit at all, but a weasel standing up like a human!
His face lost color and he trembled all over. His inquisitive spirit made him subconsciously ask, "Anchor, what is the principle of asking for a ban?"
The tone was full of trust, completely different from before.
Seeing that he didn't understand, An Rugu's eyes moved slightly and explained: "Asking for a seal is the same as being approved and recognized. Humans are the most intelligent creatures in the world. When a weasel reaches a certain level of cultivation, it needs to be approved and recognized by humans before it can transform into a human. This act is called being approved and recognized.
It will ask you whether it looks like a human or not. If you answer that it looks like a human, then it can cultivate into a human form and will come back to repay you in the future. If it says that it does not look like a human, then its cultivation will fail and all its power will be lost.
Weasels are often vindictive, and if you have ruined their skills that have accumulated over decades or even hundreds of years, they will usually come after you for revenge."
In fact, it is not just weasels that ask for silence, many animals do this, and the most famous one is the legend of Liu Bang beheading a white snake while drunk.
According to legend, at the end of the Qin Dynasty, there was a spirit snake in the Central Plains that had cultivated to a high level and was very powerful. It coiled in the middle of the road and begged for mercy. However, everyone who encountered it was a coward and ran away when they saw it.
When the snake saw that it could not get its mouth sealed, it knew that its chance had not come yet and prepared to leave. However, it felt the emperor's aura getting closer and closer. It turned out to be Liu Bang passing by after getting drunk.
The spirit snake wanted to be silenced, but Liu Bang, drunk and reckless, cut it in half with a sword.
The snake failed to get the title and died. However, its spirit remained and it appeared in Liu Bang's dreams at night, asking him to return its life.
Liu Bang dreamed that he was leading his troops on a march. After hearing a spirit snake asking for his life, he replied casually, "The mountains are high and steep here. I am busy on the mountain roads. How can I give you my life? Let's talk about it when we get to flat land."
The meaning is to walk out of the mountain and talk about it on flat land. Liu Bang woke up and found that he was fine. He never had this dream again and put the matter behind him.
Later, the Han Dynasty passed on for more than 200 years until it came to the young Emperor Ping. Wang Mang poisoned Emperor Ping to death. Emperor Ping was against the plain, and Wang Mang was against the dead python.
Therefore, there is a legend among the people that Liu Bang killed the python and Emperor Ping paid with his life.
[I see, strange knowledge has increased.]
[I remember someone asked the weasel whose child it was. I guess I succeeded in getting him to keep his mouth shut, right?]
[Plus one, this sentence already assumes that the other person is a child. ]
An Rugu caught a glimpse of these comments and said indifferently, "You can't answer a question with a question. You must answer the other person directly whether he is human or not. You can't use tricky methods to please him."
He walked into Science and stood there in a daze, his mind a mess: "So I am so unlucky, is it because he failed to silence me and is taking revenge on me?"
He really wanted to complain to the other party that he had been unlucky with, but then he changed his mind and thought that it was quite tragic that the other party had lost decades of skills.
An Rugu lowered his eyes and said nothing. "In fact, being possessed by evil spirits usually brings bad luck. It is not necessarily revenge on you. What did you say to it that day?"
Walking into Science, he raised his hand and patted his head, thinking hard: "I drank too much that day, let me think...it seemed to ask me again whether it was like a human or not.
It was getting late, so I asked it to go back early and not wander around on the road alone.
But it still raised its hands and bowed to me, as if it didn't want to leave at all."
"I asked it if it had finished its homework.
It scratched its head and said there was no homework.
I said, education should start from childhood. How many points did you get in Chinese, math and English in the last exam? Did you get 300 points?
It touched its melon-shaped hat, seemed very distressed, and said it didn't understand what I was saying.
It was so strange that it kept asking if it looked like a human. It made me feel that it had some negative and escapist emotions. It might be that it had some psychological problems from being a left-behind child for many years. "
【???How can a destined person have such a big imagination?】
[In fact, some children love fantasy and like to live in a fantasy world of their own creation. ]
[I am a psychiatrist. Some people with schizophrenia may imagine themselves as animals and behave abnormally, which is called zoophilia.]
A person who is destined to enter science saw this comment and hummed: "There were almost no newborns in our village, which made me very lonely when I was a child. I could only play with the yellow dog at home every day.
When I saw it, it was like seeing my past self. I couldn't help but give it serious advice, telling it to study hard and get into the city like me in the future.
I studied science and wanted to interest it in science, so I asked it, have you heard of Darwin, Franklin, Planck, and Einstein?
I explained Einstein's mass-energy equation because it hides the truth of the world. And his special theory of relativity unified Newton's mechanics and Maxwell's electrodynamics. In short, he is a very powerful scientist.
I hope it will not spend its days obsessed with asking itself whether it is human or not, but will become such a person in the future."
An Rugu: “…”
Audience in the live broadcast room: “…”
[Master, please stop chanting. You are going crazy.]
[Isn't this destined person really a researcher, not a teacher? ]
[Hahahaha, I put myself in the yellow-skinned guy's perspective and was forced to listen to a physics researcher talk about physics. Mask of pain.]
When Rudao Kexue saw the comments mocking him, he frowned and sighed, "I didn't know it was a weasel... Host, did you succeed in getting your mouth shut?"
An Rugu pondered for a moment, and suddenly remembered Su Lai from the Special Management Bureau. The fox fairy they worshiped at home should be quite skilled, and maybe he knew the weasel.
She then raised her eyes and said into the microphone: "I'll go ask. Please wait a moment."
Then, she turned off the microphone, walked to the side, called Lin Weiyu, and told her about Huangpizi's request for a title.
Lin Weiyu was stunned: "Is there such a thing? Where does that person live and what is his birth date? I will ask Su Lai for you."
An Rugu told the other party the information he had calculated, and Lin Weiyu went to find Su Lai with the information.
Sulai arranged the offerings and began to call upon the fox spirit. After a long while, a hoarse sound like the sound of an old bellows rang in his ears.
After listening to the whole story, Su Lai immediately passed the news to An Rugu.
An Rugu, who learned the reason, said: "..."
It turns out that the yellow-skinned creature is so deeply entangled with its destined person...
An Rugu returned to the room where the live broadcast was started, and the destined person who would enter science was still waiting anxiously.
Her eyes moved slightly, and her voice was clear: "I know why that weasel came to you to ask for a seal."
Walking into Science, he was stunned for a moment: "Didn't he just happen to meet me?"
An Rugu shook his head: "Your ancestors were hunters, right?"
Walking into Science, his eyes widened and he nodded immediately: "Our village is surrounded by mountains, and we live off the mountains and the water. Many families used to be hunters, including my grandfather's generation. Until my father went to the city to work, and the local area issued new regulations, not many people became hunters. But the family still has a homemade gun without bullets."
"Did your grandfather encounter a weasel that wanted to be sealed fifty years ago?"
He walked into the science room with his eyes wide open, not knowing what was going on. He immediately grabbed his phone and walked towards the main room: "Host, wait a minute, I'll ask him."
Main room
Grandpa smoked his pipe while playing mahjong with the villagers.
Grandpa played a card: "Three of a kind."
The person next to him immediately pushed the mahjong tiles over and said with a look of joy: "Oh, it's a mess!"
Grandpa looked at the other three people at the card table, his eyes full of envy and jealousy: "Why are you so lucky today? Every time I throw the cards, you win."
The others held their chips and said with a smile: "It's not that we are too lucky, it's that you are too unlucky."
"They sent it to my house, so I had no choice but to say something stupid."
Grandpa was upset and pushed the cards away: "I won't play anymore, you guys play."
"This card is so small, you lost fifty dollars in just one day of playing. Don't be so stingy, keep going."
"Yeah, it's not like we haven't lost money before, and we still keep playing. How can you be so stingy?"
Their children have settled down in big cities and usually send some money back home, so they no longer need to do farm work. Because they are too bored, they play mahjong together to relieve boredom. At the end of the day, the winnings and losses are small, otherwise their families would not let them play.
Grandpa felt a little itchy and couldn't help but put his hands on the mahjong.
However, at this moment, his grandson suddenly walked in from outside, walking hurriedly and looking anxious: "Grandpa, have you ever met a weasel before and asked you if it looks like a human?"
Grandpa was stunned for a moment and then asked: "...How do you know?"
Into Science was shocked: "Because I also met one recently."
Grandpa immediately pushed the mahjong away when he heard this. He lost interest in entertainment and said in a deep voice, "Alas, it will come back to me as expected."
"What's going on?"
Grandpa took a puff of his pipe and said, "When I was your age, I heard the old people in the village talk about the Yellow Fairy. But I was young and hot-tempered at that time and didn't believe in ghosts and gods. One day, I was drunk and took a homemade gun to the mountain. I met a weasel. The weasel asked me if it looked like a human.
I was drunk and only thinking about hunting. I didn't hear what it said at all and raised my hand to shoot it.
Later, when I sobered up, I remembered everything and broke out in a cold sweat. "
Approaching Science was surprised: "You hurt it?"
Grandpa shook his head: "I didn't hit it, it ran away in shame."
Approaching Science breathed a sigh of relief and asked curiously: "Why didn't you tell me before?"
Grandpa said depressedly: "It's such a weird thing, I'm afraid to scare you, how dare I tell you? Just think of it as a dream."
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.
[Wow, wow, the host even knew this! Could it be that the grandfather and grandson met the same weasel? Does a weasel have such a long lifespan? ]
[Of course, a weasel that has become a spirit has a long lifespan. The weasel is said to be wearing a melon-shaped hat and a small jacket, which looks very much like the clothes of the previous dynasty. It may be more than a hundred years old. ]
[In more than a hundred years, they have tried to silence him twice, but both times failed. This is too tragic. 】
[After drinking, the grandfather used a homemade gun to physically exorcise a weasel. After drinking, the grandson also used physical exorcism to physically exorcise a weasel. It was a great pity for the grandfather and grandson.]
Approaching Science also thought of this and asked: "Is it wearing a small melon-shaped hat and a gray cloth coat? It looks a bit old."
Grandpa thought for a moment and nodded heavily: "Yes, it's like this, similar to the braids in TV dramas."
When the other elderly people learned that grandpa had such an experience, they all sighed.
Walking into Science frowned, quickly picked up the phone, and began to verify rigorously: "Anchor, did my grandfather and I encounter the same weasel?"
An Rugu's eyes flickered, and he nodded slightly: "Yes, it lives in Huangshi Mountain, which is a little far from you. It has been practicing for more than a hundred years. It has been sealed twice, once by your grandfather and once by you."
Entering Science: "..."
He had no idea there was such a thing in the past. His scalp was tingling, and he felt a sense of fate: "Did it target our house? Why did it have to find our house?"
"Ordinary asking for silence will affect a person's luck, so the weasel will often come back to repay the favor in order to repay the karma. But your horoscope is most compatible with it, so asking for silence will not affect your luck, but will be beneficial to both parties."
Entering Science was stunned for a moment, then he understood and suddenly felt a little sorry: "If I hadn't drunk that day, I would have shouted that it looks like a human, and it would have become an adult."
It’s not because it’s profitable, but because I feel that the other party is a bit pitiful.
The weasel's eyes were rolling around, and he was very lively and innocent, a bit like a child.
As the saying goes, all living things have spirits, so it is inevitable that he, a kind-hearted person, will feel compassion.
As a result, at this moment, An Rugu's cold voice suddenly came from the microphone: "... Today is the time to ask for silence."
Approaching Science: “???”
Wasn't he asking for silence before?!
He was speechless: "Then why did it come to me in advance?"
An Rugu raised his eyebrows slightly: "I heard that you almost lost your life the first time you asked for the seal, so you came down the mountain early this time to see if you have a good temper and whether you will kill it like your grandfather did."
The fox fairy told Su Lai that Huangpizi was famous for his success in cultivation. As a result, he almost lost his life when he tried to get his mouth sealed for the first time. When he succeeded in cultivation for the second time, he was timid and did not dare to ask for his mouth sealed for him.
It was really unable to suppress its cultivation, so it boldly came to find its destined person. In fact, my grandfather's horoscope also matched it, but it didn't dare to see him again.
Entering Science: "..."
[My grandfather is old, but Huang Xian is still afraid of him. It makes me laugh to death. Please tell me the psychological shadow area of Huang Xian. ]
[Once bitten by a snake, one will be afraid of ropes for ten years. ]
Walking into Science burst into laughter and immediately said, "Okay, then I'll wait for it to come today and say it looks like a human, so that its dream of becoming an adult can come true."
"Yeah." An Rugu nodded: "As for the fact that you and your grandfather have been unlucky recently, it's because you have been contaminated with some evil spirits. Once the weasel leaves, you won't be unlucky anymore."
"I understand. Thank you, host!" Into Science expressed his sincere gratitude: "It was my preconceived notion that there is such a thing as metaphysics. No wonder so many scientists believe in theology in their later years..."
An Rugu chatted with the other party for a few more words and then hung up the phone.
The barrage in the live broadcast room is still very lively.
[This is the most miserable Wong Tai Sin I have ever seen. ]
[If it encounters me, I can make it regret being a human with just one sentence. ]
【How do you say it? 】
[When people have to take the college entrance examination, when people have to buy a house, when people have to work 996! ]
[This hurts my heart, my friend. Now that I think about it, it’s more comfortable to be a weasel. Being a human is too hard. ]
An Rugu glanced at the comments, and a faint smile appeared on his brows. That weasel was indeed quite miserable. It was obviously older than the fox fairy, but it still couldn't transform into a human.
Fortunately, today's request for closure was successful, which means that all the hard work has paid off.
She looked at the watch on her wrist and saw that she had been live streaming for more than five hours. "Then today's live streaming will end here. The next one will be in ten days."
The audience in the live broadcast room were still not satisfied and tried to keep the show.
[Sisters, type the words "overtime" on the public screen. ]
[If I don’t see the fourth hexagram today, my beautiful qualities, such as my appearance, figure, social etiquette, good morals, perfect character, and even pure soul will be destroyed! ＊]
【Hahahahaha, grab the bamboo shoots. 】
An Rugu: “…”
.....................
The next day, the dark clouds dispersed, the sky brightened, and the sunlight shone through the gaps in the treetops onto the ground, casting many shining spots of light.
Lin Weiyu placed the eternal lamp in a specially made box and drove to Izumo Temple. As she had other things to do, she left after putting down the box.
An Rugu put his mark on the box so that the gods in the Taoist temple would not kill the ghost of the eternal lamp at will.
She walked to the side yard alone, put the box on the table, and asked curiously, "What are you doing here?"
Suddenly, smoke from the celadon eternal lamp rose up and formed new words: [The meaning is to come.]
If you think about it, it will come.
An Rugu lowered her eyes and thought. She had been imprisoned in the ancient tomb for more than four hundred years and was filled with resentment. She still had attachment to the human world, so it was normal that she did not want to be reborn in the underworld.
"You helped me, Izumo-kan welcomes you."
As soon as she finished speaking, a lot of green smoke came out of the lamp tube, and the light green smoke wrapped around her hands. The smoke and incense filled the air. It was about 40 degrees, like taking a hot spring bath.
The smoke swung up and down, as if shaking hands.
【This is the etiquette I learned. 】
An Rugu raised his hand and held the smoke tightly. As expected, he only touched a ball of air: "You learn very quickly."
"By the way, I want to ask you something. Who cast the curse?"
In fact, after she found the eternal lamp, she tried to break the curse, but that kind of curse was unheard of and had not been seen in any ancient books, which made her feel very strange.
The thin smoke was taken back and combined into new words: [Liu Xiang's followers.]
"Liu Bowen?"
【good.】
An Rugu lowered his eyebrows, thinking, so that's it. As the saying goes, Zhuge Liang divided the world into three parts, and Liu Bowen unified the world. The latter was known as the first civil official of the Ming Dynasty. Like Zhuge Liang, he was a versatile person, good at both political schemes and metaphysics.
Places with true dragon energy are likely to breed true dragon emperors, so emperors of all dynasties would ask alchemists to cut the dragon veins. For example, Qin Shihuang asked alchemists to dig through the Qinhuai River, and Li Shimin asked Yuan Tiangang to cut the dragon veins.
According to folk legend, in order to maintain the rule of the Ming Dynasty, he cut ninety-nine dragon veins from Lingnan to Changbai Mountain, leaving behind the legend of cutting dragon veins throughout the motherland.
It is said that Liu Bowen also accepted some disciples, but unfortunately, everyone is mortal, and it is almost impossible for them to live to this day.
She was afraid that she had no way of getting a glimpse of these people's abilities.
..........
An Rugu threw the eternal lamp to Shang Yue and asked her to help take care of it: "She has a cell phone and knows a lot. You can ask her if you have any questions."
Shang Yue was very curious about this female ghost from the same dynasty and gladly accepted the job.
Just as she finished explaining her affairs, a familiar customer suddenly came to the Taoist temple.
Liang Jing, fully armed and wearing sunglasses and a mask, came to Izumo Temple to fulfill a vow.
Her eyes curved and she said gratefully, "Master, my luck seems to have really returned. About ten days after I broke the spell, I received a notice from a film crew asking me to audition for the third female role. I have passed."
An Rugu silently recited the spell of Qigong and looked towards the top of Liang Jing's head. Her luck was much better than before, and had returned to what it should be.
However, Liang Jing did not leave after finishing speaking, and looked as if he wanted to say something but hesitated.
An Rugu knew that she was shy, so she took the initiative to ask, "Anything else?"
Liang Jing pursed her lips, hesitated for a while, and then made up her mind to speak: "Master, my friend seems to have encountered something strange recently. I don't know if it is related to the evil magic I encountered before. Can you help me take a look?"
"What's going on?" An Rugu paused and became interested.
Liang Jing looked back and saw that there was no one around, so she relaxed and said in a low voice: "My friend is dating a popular male star. Their relationship is okay, not inseparable, but not bad. She told me a few days ago that her boyfriend has been chatting with a little girl recently and seems to be cheating.
Cheating is actually quite normal, but the person her boyfriend is suspected of cheating with, that Xiaohua, seems very strange to me.
She was a fan of a boy band star at first. Two years ago, she suddenly started dating that boy band star. Later, it was revealed that she had an ambiguous relationship with other members of the boy band, which made her an internet sensation.
She didn't seem to feel ashamed, and instead took this opportunity to debut, becoming extremely popular. Whenever she worked with a male star, intimate photos would be released. Some men even expressed their love directly on Weibo, saying that they would marry her.
If I were to describe it in one word, it would probably be a heartthrob, right? "
An Rugu pondered for a moment and asked, "It's normal for people who are good at socializing to be popular. Apart from this, is there anything else strange?"
Liang Jing hugged her arms, frowning: "I have no evidence. I just felt like I saw my natural enemy when I saw her on the set. Every cell in my body was telling me not to get close. Is this a strange place?"
An Rugu's eyes suddenly became stern, and he frowned and said, "Your luck is relatively strong, so it's normal for you to feel some of the energy field. The abnormality of the amulet is irrefutable evidence... There's something wrong with her."
Liang Jing was immediately terrified, her mind was in a mess, and she immediately took out her cell phone: "I'll call my friend and tell her about this and see how to deal with Zhou Le'er's matter."
"Um."
An Rugu agreed, sat back in her chair, calmly opened her mobile phone and searched for Zhou Le'er's name.
Many entries immediately popped up on Weibo.
#Zhou Le'er male god harvester#
#Who doesn't want to be Zhou Le'er? #
# Let Zhou Le'er publish a book, we'll buy it! #
#Zhou Le'er, get out of the entertainment industry! #
…
She read some news and found that what Liang Jing said was indeed true. Zhou Le'er has no works, only participates in variety shows, and became famous by having scandals with male stars. Whenever they work together, there will be scandals, which drives many fans crazy.
Now her reputation is mixed. Many people want her to get out of the entertainment industry, while some people envy her for being so good at attracting men.
The retouched photo was too over-edited, so she found a raw photo. The woman in the raw photo looked OK, with delicate makeup and raised eye corners, which made her look a bit charming.
She counted on her fingers and paused.
When he opened his eyes, there was a flash of deep complexity and surprise in them.
Judging from her peach blossoms, she doesn't have a formal boyfriend now, only eight peach blossoms who like her unilaterally.
But at this time, her peach blossom luck clearly shouldn't be good.
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