Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong
**When Gu Jinghong threw Sibao's diaper as a hidden weapon, the system finally collapsed.**
"Host! That's a Xuan-level defensive magic weapon!" The ball of light exploded into fireworks in her sea of consciousness. "People use cloud brocade to block heavenly thunder, and you use it to collect boy's urine?!"
Gu Jinghong dodged the poison arrow sideways and stuck the diaper accurately on the attacker's face: "Stop talking nonsense. Didn't you see that Erbao has diarrhea?" The stained brocade suddenly glowed with golden light, and the assassin was instantly covered with red rashes.
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## Section 1: Poisonous rash strategy
Sanbao's abacus beads jingled, and the hexagram indicated "Southwest auspicious." Gu Jinghong kicked over the medicine cabinet, and three hundred silver needles rained down on the window frame, the red strings tied to the needles forming a trap.
"The Thirty-Sixth Strategy of the Art of War," she said, changing Sibao's diaper with one hand, "The Diaper Blindfold."
The system light screen popped up and complained: "Is this the 108th strategy you created?"
The bronze sword spirit squatted on the beam and ate pine nut candy: "Young master, that Jindan cultivator in the southeast corner is preparing his ultimate move~"
Gu Jinghong grabbed the pestle and smashed it through the floor. The sleeping bronze acupuncture figurine in the secret compartment suddenly opened its eyes. Erbao's purple pupils flashed, and a highly poisonous purple smoke oozed from the figurine's joints, instantly knocking down any assassin within three feet.
"Congratulations to the host for unlocking the skill combination: Diaper + Bronze Man = Poisonous Fog Field." The system's mechanical voice trembled.
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## Section 2: Silver Needle Tribulation
As thunder roared, the Jindan cultivator's sword formation had already enveloped the hut. Gu Jinghong stuffed the quadruplets into the tortoise-shell shield transformed from the bronze sword and shot a silver needle dipped in boy's urine at the center of the formation.
"The Xun position is missing a corner, and the Li Palace is overpowered..." She sneered as she walked the Starry Steps. "Didn't your master teach you not to set up formations on the medical grounds during a thunderstorm?"
Three hundred silver needles stirred heavenly thunder, weaving a grid above the sword formation. The Jindan cultivator's hair stood on end as he watched his life-defining magic weapon transform into a lightning rod. Dabao suddenly roared like a tiger, the sound waves shattering the last line of the formation.
"Impossible!" The monk vomited blood and retreated violently, "This is clearly the lost Jinghong Needle Technique!"
Gu Jinghong threw out the blood-stained silver hairpin: "Wrong, this is the Gu family's ancestral eighteen-style child-rearing method."
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## Section 3: Cute Baby Breaks the Game
The sword spirit suddenly screamed and leaped towards the pickle jar, pulling out Sanbao, who had been stealing the pickled bamboo shoots. The southwest wall collapsed, revealing the heavily armored cavalry of the Northern Desert Wolf Riders.
"Warning! Peak Nascent Soul pressure detected." The system screen flashed wildly.
Sibao suddenly pointed at the enemy commander and babbled: "Daddy!" Gu Jinghong's hand trembled, and the silver needle almost pierced his vital point - under the black iron mask, there were eyebrows and eyes similar to those of the hunter boy.
The moment the Second Treasure's Poison Eyes activated, the commander's warhorse suddenly began tap dancing. The beads on the Third Treasure's abacus shattered, revealing a hexagram reading "Great Fortune." The bronze sword rang with a joyful melody, and wherever the sword's energy passed, the cracks in the enemy's armor grew wildly... cilantro?
"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden setting: Cute Baby Words." The system announced with a crackling voice, "Currently effective effect: All enemy troops are allergic to cilantro!"
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## Section 4: Bloody Dawn
When the smoke cleared, Gu Jinghong picked up the tiger talisman from among the cavalrymen rolling on the ground. The bronze sword suddenly rose up and pierced her palm, and blood carved the words "Zhenbei" on the tiger talisman.
"Memory fragments loading..." The system voice came closer and farther, "In the seventh year of Yongchang, the Imperial Mausoleum of Mount Li..."
Sanbao suddenly screamed, and the abacus displayed a blood-red hexagram. The quadruplets cried simultaneously, and the sound waves shattered the tiger talisman, revealing the mermaid tears within. The figure of the young hunter was reflected in the tears, and kneeling at his feet was the Northern Desert Commander!
"Daddy..." Sibao's mumbling was interrupted by the blast of arrows. The bronze sword intercepted three black iron arrows in mid-air. The feathers at the tail of the arrows burned, and the words in blood appeared: [Hand over the Four Emperors, and I will spare your life]
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