Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
**Section 1: Didi Beats People in the Immortal Cultivation World**
In the night, the paper cranes suddenly broke into a breakdance, shattering Sibao's freshly folded cranes into QR codes. Sanbao burst into the bedroom, holding a glowing abacus and shouting, "Mom! Senior Brother Qingfeng's distress signal is sending rockets in the livestream!"
Gu Jinghong pulled Erbao out of bed from where he was applying nail stickers to his flying sword, and discovered that the distress rune on the hilt was scrolling in Martian language: [SOS! This handsome guy is trapped in the 996 blessing secret realm, sob sob sob]
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly projected a holographic map:
- The navigation voice is the loli voice of the Beast Tamer Crane: "300 miles ahead, turn right, there's a scammer monster~"
- The merit value shows that the remaining power is 27%.
- The most outrageous thing is the rescue route map, which actually goes through the "love transaction" live broadcast site of the Hehuan Sect
"Strategies of War, Strategies 1,509!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatically recharging flying carpet, "Use flattery to recharge the navigation system."
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle suddenly spewed out a barrage of comments: [Warning! The enemy is using the "Your mom is calling you home for dinner" sonic attack.] Before the words were finished, the Tianyan Sect's mountain defense formation suddenly displayed a payment code: "Scan the code and pay 888 spirit stones to view the VIP perspective of the rescue scene~"
The bronze sword spirit floated over while chewing on a spirit stone: "Young master, southeast..." Twenty-eight mechanical law enforcers broke out of the ground, with the words "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th moral test" engraved on their armor.
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**Section 2: Metaverse Rescue Guide**
"This formation requires a blood sacrifice..." Just as the Demon Cult elder pulled out his skull artifact, Dabao suddenly flashed his Metaverse glasses: "Feudal dregs detected, virtual reality combat system activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore rescue shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses blockchain technology to "digitally lock" secret places
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a WIFI signal booster
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk into the illusion to break the inner demon
- Dabao painted a "spirited young man" tattoo on the guarding monster
"The latest tactical plan!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a holographic sandbox. "Through the TikTok-style mental method—" the abacus beads suddenly transformed into a panda scratching its head emoji. "We can get Lei Jie to participate in If You Are the One!"
Suddenly, the secret realm exploded into pixel blocks, and the mechanical law enforcer popped up a warning: [The 27th ethical experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven ethical codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Family Portrait Breaking Song**
As the mechanical enforcer started the formatting process, Sibao suddenly pulled out his electronic photo album: "Activate the ultimate secret - video call!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded the family code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a "Daddy Lifts Me High" dynamic wallpaper
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection VR for Babies Riding Horses
- Mo Dao raised a barrage of support with a family photo printed on it
- The trapped disciples suddenly sang "A Loving Family"
The mechanical law enforcers all froze, their weapons transforming into glow sticks in a cheer. The demonic cult elder's mask suddenly cracked, revealing an interstellar parenting app—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using sword techniques to peel apples for the four babies, each slice shaped like a rabbit.
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the secret realm shrank into a children's puzzle. Sibao fished out a quantum Polaroid camera from the data stream, and a photo emerged of a lunar communication station: "Daddy said that every rescue is in the shape of love for you~"
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