Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
**Section 1: Rebellious Poison Mist Tea Party**
The miasma in the Ten Thousand Poison Cave suddenly started a girl group dance, transforming Sibao's freshly prepared antidote into pearl milk tea. Erbao rushed into the secret room, holding a bottle of poisoned milk bubbling with pink bubbles: "Mom! The Seven-Step Heartbreak Grass is asking for a connection in the livestream! It says that a traitorous senior brother stole its afternoon tea!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the "Book of Poisons" and found that the illustrated book of poisonous insects on the page was displaying a comment in Martian language: [Warning! The traitor's conscience is imitating the host's lying down. It is recommended to feed AD calcium milk to wake it up.]
Sanbao's beads suddenly projected holographic surveillance:
- The traitor's escape route was drawn in chalk.
- The concentration of poisonous fog shows the "milk tea 70% sugar" index
- The most outrageous thing is the Hehuan Gu, which is using its tentacles to braid the poison array.
- A thousand-year-old poisonous toad was live-streaming his food: "Guys, today I'm going to eat the traitor's conscience!"
"Strategy of War, Strategies 1,660!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatically stirring cauldron of venom. "Use emojis to seal the traitor's tear glands."
Sibao's dragon horn suddenly scanned the DNA chain: "Darkness value = Daddy's overtime hours x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the law enforcement elder burst through the stone gate, holding the centipede demon dancing to "Love You" in his hand. "The detoxification candy your daughter sent yesterday has caused all of our torture instruments to quit their jobs and go work at the milk tea shop!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a crescent moon: "Young master, northwest..." Twenty-eight mechanical poison masters broke out of the ground, and the test tubes were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th loyalty test."
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**Section 2: Cute Baby Reverse Strategy**
"This poison requires a close relative..." Just as the traitor pulled out his fatal powder, Dabao suddenly launched a Metaverse barrage: "A cliché plot detected, live interactive mode activated!"
The quadruplets' hardcore counterattack shocked the three realms:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to add "anti-counterfeiting labels" to poison mist
- Sibao converted Longjiao into a milk tea sealing machine
- Erbao poured the piano sheet of "The Lone Brave Man" into the heartless poison
- Dabao drew the "mental exhaustion" emoticon for the traitor
"The latest detoxification solution!" Sanbao's abacus condensed into a molecular cooking model. "Through the principle of quantum entanglement—" the abacus suddenly transformed into a paralyzed panda emoji. "We can get Gelsemite to take the civil service exam!"
Suddenly, the poison array exploded into a rainbow candy rain, and the mechanical poison master popped up a warning: [The 27th ethical experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven ethical codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Observation Day".
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**Section 3: Family Portrait Purification**
When the mechanical poison master started formatting, Sibao suddenly took out his electronic photo frame and said, "Start the ultimate secret - video home visit!"
Erbao's poisonous milk bottle exploded the family code:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a dynamic screensaver called "Daddy Lifts Me High"
- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Baby Playing Rattle VR
- Mo Dao raised a barrage of support with a family photo printed on it
- Duwu suddenly sang "Listen to Mom"
The mechanical poison masters all crashed, their test tubes transformed into glow sticks. The traitor's mask suddenly cracked, revealing an interstellar parenting video—surveillance footage showed the male protagonist using the Poison Sutra to fold four paper boats for the baby, each one inscribed with "Daddy's Safe Haven."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the poison den shrank into a child's chemistry box. Sibao fished the quantum straw out of the venom, and a lunar sanatorium emerged from the cup's walls. "Daddy said that every purification is in the shape of my love for you."
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