**[Golden pacifier function upgrade: anti-bite hook tooth protection mode activated! 】**
The penetrating force of the contractual laws, the mental induction waves, the energy binding signals emitted by all the teething rods... the moment they came into contact with this golden shield, they were like titanium braces, fiercely deflected, isolated, and annihilated! The Ice Soul Talisman Array froze, the Star Iron Brand lost its power, the bacterial colony activity returned to zero, and the Law of Etiquette and Heavenly Punishment silenced! The four "peace teething rods" were completely reduced to ordinary... hard rods!
**Section 3: Tooth Seal Jade Contract and Eternal Tooth Grinding Officer**
The exorbitant first-bite fees and pacifier mouthguards acted like two pliers, severing the four countries' wishful thinking of using teething bars to secure peace. However, those who harbor such ulterior motives still cling to a final fantasy.
The Southern Xinjiang witch priest, at night, in a secret room in the post station, pulled out a specially crafted "Mother and Child Heart-Shaping Gu Jade." He placed the mother jade against his heart and, using a secret technique, cast the child jade through the air toward the general's residence (which he dared not enter), attempting to sense the trace of chaotic energy that might have been released when Lingbao chewed on the teething stick, even if it would only shed a glimmer of the "tooth mark law."
Almost at the same time!
“Woo-hum!!!”
Sanbao Su Yu's Rainbow Cloud Boat (already equipped with an oversized "Peace Rainbow Dust" sprayer and an "Illegal Sensor Tracker") instantly appeared above the posthouse like a guardian angel in the night sky! A flash of light flashed from the spray nozzles on the bottom of the boat!
"puff--!"
A vast expanse of "Rainbow Dust," shimmering with colorful light and carrying a sweet, milky aroma and potent "signal interferon," spread across the entire posthouse area like a scattering of flowers from heaven! The moment the Ziyu Guyu in the hands of the Southern Xinjiang witch priest touched the rainbow dust, it cracked into several petals with a "snap!" The witch priest himself was sprayed with the soothing and disruptive colorful dust, choking and coughing. The backlash of his secret technique nearly caused him to faint.
"Bad guy! You want to smell your sister's teeth!" Sanbao Su Yu's voice was heard throughout the inn through the Yunzhou loudspeaker, "Spray you! Smell you!"
As word spread, no one dared to make any more moves. The four priceless teething sticks became new decorations in the general's mansion's storeroom, joining the previous "sacred artifacts."
That day, Su Li held Lingbao in her arms as she took inventory in the storeroom (primarily checking for any unusual teething sticks). Lingbao was intrigued by the four shiny new sticks, pointing and babbling. Worried about her chewing them, Su Li asked A'Luo to fetch the gift list, which had been covered in fetal hair and had images of teething sticks on it, so she could give it to Lingbao to satisfy her craving.
As the list unfolded, Lingbao was immediately drawn to the miniature "Liangliang Stick" on the picture. She reached out her chubby little hand to grab the stick, but naturally, it came up empty. Lingbao, a little anxious, pouting, her eyes subconsciously searched for her familiar teething companion—the half-eaten, freeze-dried carrot stick still stained with her saliva.
At that moment, Ah Luo happened to pass by, carrying a copy of the jade slip, a symbolic "Four-Nation Peace Letter of Intent" that needed to be filed away. The jade slip was white and warm, with not a single word on it, just a formality.
Lingbao's eyes were instantly drawn to the smooth, shiny jade slip! Its shape... resembled her favorite teething stick! And it looked even harder! It was easier to chew!
"Great!" Lingbao pointed at the jade slip excitedly.
Ah Luo subconsciously held the jade slip closer. Lingbao's chubby little hand grabbed it! It felt cool and smooth to the touch, with an exquisite texture! She eagerly opened her mouth, revealing her tiny teeth, and bit down fiercely on the smooth edge of the jade slip!
"Bang bang!"
A slight but clear crisp sound!
It wasn't the jade slip that broke, but Lingbao's seemingly fragile little baby teeth, which, at the moment of biting, erupted with an extremely pure power of chaotic annihilation!
“Buzz——!!!”
The jade slip shone brightly! Its surface instantly revealed a dense tapestry of golden inscriptions, inscribed by the four nations' top cultivators. These inscriptions, representing core principles like "territorial sanctity," "trade norms," and "respect for ancestral temples," all appeared. These inscriptions held immense binding force and symbolic significance, representing the essence of months of wrangling among the four nations.
However, the moment Lingbao's Chaos Tooth Mark touched the jade slip!
"Sizzle...Crack..."
Like a red-hot iron pressing against ice and snow! Where Lingbao's tiny teeth gnawed, the gleaming golden inscriptions on the jade slips, representing the core interests of the four nations, instantly twisted, peeled, and melted like inferior paint! A clear, saliva-stained... gap was left behind!
At the edge of the gap, the jade became chaotic and moist, emitting a restrained glimmer. And within the gap, the tiny tooth marks left by Lingbao's two tiny teeth, imbued with the boundless Daoist rhyme of chaos, were clearly visible! Around the tooth marks, the texture of the jade slip itself was reshaped by the power of chaos, forming several crooked, childlike indentations—faint remnants of the half-gnawed totems of the four kingdoms: the Beidi wolf head with its ears missing, the Xiling sword and shield cracked, the Nanjiang poisonous insect missing its legs, the Donghuang cloud dragon with its horn broken off...
This jade slip carrying the ambitions of the four countries, after being bitten by Lingbao, turned into a piece with a gap in the center, a chaotic tooth mark in the gap, and incomplete totems around the tooth mark... an alternative "peace contract"!
The Poison Tongue System's announcement, with a sense of "it should have been so long ago" and unquestionable authority, resounded throughout the warehouse (and in the minds of all the four countries' top brass):
**[Detected that high-risk mandatory legal provisions have caused physical obstructions to Prince Zero's teeth grinding experience (causing teeth grinding incidents)! 】**
**[Executor: The Four-Nation Peace Clause was forced upon the Alliance (teeth broken)! ]**
**[Newly added ultimate deterrent clause:** Anyone (including countries, institutions, and individuals) who, in any form (including but not limited to contract solidification, legal imprinting, and mental suggestion) inserts mandatory clauses, unequal treaties, or implicit bindings into His Highness Su Ling and his related items (including teething sticks) will, once confirmed, be subject to the ultimate punishment by this system—**being a "teething toy" for a hundred years!】**
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